| #1 Necrosausage! (N164P001.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[9786] |
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sorry for spammin, delete the other two, especially the first one (i forgot to check "disable br tags"
I wonder why the black background didnt work? Oh well, I dont know shit about HTML so dont try to xplain to my why it didnt work
This one is good, the only thing is that in the table the font is white for some twisted reason, well, I dont care, I dont want to redo it another time...
plz Johnny, where is the beloved "preview" key? |
| #2 T_Mac (ts7-45t-40.idirect.com)[9790] |
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| Its not that hard, "F10, O, N, Enter" |
| #3 T_Mac (ts7-45t-40.idirect.com)[9791] |
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| Its not that hard, "F10, O, N, Enter" |
| #4 Johnny_Vegas (staff-8.ahnet.net)[9793] |
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| I fixed the table for ya. All font in Table's are white on this website, because I use stylesheets.. Saves me from having to put a million font tags in my pages. I guess I should do something about that though eh? |
| #5 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9796] |
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| Nice br! I too, make most of the report in FrontPage. I insert the pix with my own HTML now cuz I know if I don't it will f*ck up. |
| #6 Rychean (RIO-DHCP1870.mcit.com)[9798] |
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| One Tip: Brighten the pictures a shade or two. It displays the details and units a little better. Nice Report! |
| #7 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[9799] |
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| You equalled terran resources and got your little hiney kicked. Hmmm. Lesson learned: double the terran resources to win. It's true too. I always lose games I don't out resource my opponents. Next time listen to your brain! |
| #8 Necrosausage! (N201P004.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[9800] |
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Yup. Terran which have almost the same ressources than you are a pain in the ass. I mostly win when I have 2 xpansions and he has none :)
I dunno why the pix are so dark, well, I thought its only my monitor :) |
| #9 Dev (208-25-63-106.stk.jps.net)[9801] |
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Excellent effort, Necro. It was a fun read and very entertaining. The 'comments' that your brain made had me smiling. (: Keep them up.
Oh, and your minimap animation at the end was actually quite informative; I like it. |
| #10 SqueakyMonkey (osh1-3bc.twcny.rr.com)[9802] |
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Nice job, I love the humor and the pics are awesome. Perhaps I should consult my brain more often when I'm playing.<br>
And is it me, or is this site slowing down, I used to be able to refresh this page and find 17 new reports, now I'm lucky if I can find 2 when I check it in the morning, what gives? |
| #11 Holy (spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com)[9803] |
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Ummm...map?
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| #12 Johnny_Vegas (staff-8.ahnet.net)[9804] |
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hey Holy, look at the report's TITLE. hehe
BTW this report was really really cool. I laughed quite a few times while reading it. |
| #13 Chris.Tan (proxy2-external.rdc1.on.home.com)[9806] |
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Hey cool, the first time I'm in a battle report and what do I have to show for it?
A bad score:( Oh dear, I really got raped that game, those other 2 guys owned me.
Regardless, that was a really cool game to watch:)
Actually though, if Necrosausage went turbo cheesey reaver drop, he could have severely hurt teahead in the early game:0 Necro actually had a nice and fat early reaver, but he used it to fortify an expansion and main base instead of using it offensively;) But alas, he played passively so teahead's risk of early expanding payed off.
Thanks for letting me play..er...obs.
Regards,
Chris.Tan |
| #14 MikeyMonty (spider-to046.proxy.aol.com)[9808] |
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| Hehe, cool report. I love the brain comments, very Homer-esque. |
#15  (relay.atinc.com)[9809] |
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Who's this YRM guy everyone's metioning? I bet I can make better reports that that sorry sack of monkey crap.
Necrosausage = Funny
The colors were a little to funkalicious or something, but after my eyes crossed and uncrossed a few times, I got used to it... good thing too, because it was a fun read.
The only thing more dangerous than a Terran with equal resources is Battlenet Ruining Koreans or their sly, less easily discerned, Quebec counterparts. Watch out for those french speaking, hockey watching fools.
Hey, I like hockey too! Oh yeah...
You know why the Canadians are so good at Starcraft? Well, the sitting on your ass part is alot like sitting on your ass and drinking beer, and flipping open a beer, is kind of like a mouse.
Hey, I like drinking beer too! Oh yeah... and besides, when I went to Canada, they didn't seem overall as fat as we do... Oh yeah...
Well, that's no excuse not to bash them with a Stereotype right? RIGHT! |
| #16 Chris.Tan (proxy5.rdc1.on.wave.home.com)[9810] |
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I
Am
Canadian.
Regards,
Chris.Tan |
| #17 Whoop (pool0233.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[9812] |
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I've often wondered about people who can set latency like mad. I think they have a proggie that with one keystroke sets latency. No way a person can be that fast. Anyways I think your report was terrible. Didnt u read Lemuroo's guide to making a BR? Sure it was in first person but #1 you LOST - you werent playing a newbie, and for gods sake man where were the racial slurs?
O well go look at Ghost's reports and you'll learn how to make a REAL report. :/
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| #18 <img "http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/SuperGeneral/images/Trd.gif"></img> (cr73[9816] |
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He he I'm ducky...
(test) |
| #19 <img "http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/SuperGeneral/imges/SuperGeneral.jpg"></im[9817] |
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Hey, Ducky, fell free to d/l above pic, thank me :) it blocks out most... of you IP... GO ahead...
You could always just use it from my site too. |
| #20 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[9818] |
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Fuck... That was me above
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| #21 Necrosausage! (N044P028.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[9819] |
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hehe, right montey, I stole the "brain" thingy from Homer, Homer rulez! (tho he doesnt have such a cool dumb voice in the German version, but he still ownz :)
Southpark 's great too. It may be old for u US guys but it started a week ago here in Europe - they are showing it each Sunday at 23:30 pm. lol.
And YRM: the colours sucked b/c I made them for black background. The background didnt work tho, so I replaced the yellow with red (you really couldt read yellow) but left the others, cuz I was in a rush and lazy and... well... anyways... I just left them as they were |
| #22 MikeyMonty (spider-tp021.proxy.aol.com)[9823] |
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| Hehe, yeah Homer's German voice isn't as good as the American one. Nien (sp?) isn't as good as D'oh! |
| #23 TheRubberDucky <BODY TEXT="000000"> (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9824] |
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| </text> For the record, that was NOT me above. my IP don't start witha cr73 |
| #24 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9825] |
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| Hey, btw, this looks alot like my next report, which is gonna be my first NON-SC report. And you haveto rate it to. No where on this site does it say "we rate only starcraft reports" |
| #25 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[9830] |
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~very~ Nice...the font changes make it ridiculously easy to read, although the picture quality was low...I laughed my ass off at the sexy carrier pic...Right Said Fred owns you all!
YRM, what about us dangerous west-coast canadians? Don't give X'Ds and Quebec all the credit for destroying B.net!
Canada > YRM
;+)
All the best,
Fractal_Wave
is too sexy for...well, just about everything |
| #26 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[9831] |
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**Remembering to use brain**: Great...report...Necro...very...funny...write...more...
**Ignoring brain for the moment**
Maybe I shouldn't think before I speak, it is too slow, but that is what my mother always told me too, hmmm. |
| #27 Necrosausage! (N034P012.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[9834] |
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Hey Monty: its "Nein!" not "Nien!", but anyways, "doh!" is better - howd you know about the german version?
Hehe Fractal, youre the first one to get the reason why my Carrier is named "Fred" :-D |
| #28 OrcManiac (ppp175.245.mmtl.videotron.net)[9836] |
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Mouahahah very funny =)
Also the terran killed the evil toss so i say this report automatically get a 10 !
PS: WE(quebecers) OWN YOU ! |
| #29 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9837] |
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| I think all ya'll quebecer's should vote yer asses outta the country, and back to france! (Or is that a different providence? I dunnoo.I live in texas, and 13 yr olds don't know much about places 3000 mi away) |
| #30 MikeyMonty (spider-tp031.proxy.aol.com)[9838] |
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| My cousin went to college in germany for a few years. She was a die hard simpsons fan and was saying how the voices and stuff weren't as good. |
| #31 Blank (157.hartford-01-02rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[9839] |
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DAH!< I already rest this=[
still a good read, go gas first, IMO=O
Blank |
| #32 Omnipresent (catvnet-116-194.catvnet.com)[9841] |
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| Necro ownz u all ;-< |
| #33 Slicer (ip61.portland12.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[9843] |
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| I thought <b>I</b> had the monopoly on using colors for every unit... |
| #34 Dino Din (port-56-28.access.one.net)[9846] |
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| I don't know, i don't think this report deserves the 9.5 it got , which is higher than YRM's previous report which is much better than this one. The battle wasn't even that great... and ya i know the battles don't determine the rating or anything, but you guys wouldn't give a report on a 4 pool in blood bath a 4.5 even. Just my opinon |
| #35 Mr. Merf (dial-up239.twistedpair.net)[9847] |
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G' Nite. I can't think quite straight enough for a coherent compliment, so...
Yeah, Irish football!!;-)
Oh, um...
Well done, but I'm not sure that Necro's brain quite deserves a 9.5, unless that is markedly lower than a 9.7 (BTW, is there a quizzical face that can be keyed? It goes right here, if there is) |
| #36 Barage (160.10.203.112)[9852] |
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Nice to see that half the beginning text isn't yellow anymore (I do dislike using light colors in general). Great style in writing).
Oh, btw, I think gate-assim is better. assim-gate slows the building on that core without any real reason to (you can get the gas for the next tech building when the core kicks in with gate-assim). Also, don't go thinking your brain knows what's going on now. Brains THINK they know everything, but they never do. Myself I do exactly what my brain tells me NOT to do. Works well untill it starts tricking me.
Imo the battle itself wasn't realy that great, but the fact that you told it so well gives the high rating credit (grumbles at yet another person getting a better score. So hard to find a proper game to report now :( ).
Keep it up, and...perhaps think about darker colors (dark-gray can work for 'white').
To merf: :/ work for that quizzical face?
To Barage (yes myself): note to create cool version of my name to show off with :P |
| #37 Necrosausage! (N201P021.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[9854] |
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I also used to think Gate-Assimilator is better, since you get the first few tech units a tad earlier (I always use it when DT rushing for example), but I have to say that with Assimilator-Gate you might be a lil slower, but have really normally enough gas to do Templars, Reavers and Sairs at once (however, normally u lack the minerals to build a forge and cannons, and thus you die... :)
I also dont think this report deserves a 9.5 compared to YRMs last that only got 9.7 - well, the comments are the REAL benchmark to see how good a report is IMHO, and YRM go enough compliments for sure to see that he ownz all other reports :)
And again about darker colours (Barage): I made this on black background, it didnt work, and I just changed the fonts you really couldnt read (yellow and teal) |
| #38 kakaru_man (155.229.253.123)[9856] |
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good report, and yes templar, high and dark, and reavers suck too much gas to try to rush them. get some good air defense then go in with a really strong reaver drop.
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| #39 Omnipresent (catvnet-116-96.catvnet.com)[9869] |
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| I go assim first because I usualy get a robo facility and stargate to pop out at the same time, and as I move up, have just enough gas to make a steady flow of reavers and sairs... It just seems to work smoother on islands for me.. However, everyone has their own style so neither way is actually better than the other. |
| #40 Savage']['eaCup<font size="1"> (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[9877] |
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| the latency thing is easy. once someone alrdy has put it on one setting it will stay that way. then u press alt,o,n,o. and thats all. if u try it u can see you can do it very quickly. and w/ lag it will seem like more will come up quicker. |
| #41 WarSuoN (aclab112008.cgu.edu)[10369] |
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| Nice Report - all colorful and stuph |
| #42 BackFired (a-139.abacus.at)[10374] |
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Damn, you broke my "Austrian's Score Record"... looks like I gotta dowload paint shop pro ;)
J/K, really nice report (including the text). People have no idea how much terrans can rock on Dire straits if used properly (that's the deadly unseen wraiths, The early tank push, eh, drop, (that is BEFORE DWEB), and especially the little 1 supply cloaked-ego that makes sure you aren't outexpanded by using something 4x his own cost ;)
Anyway...
"Necrosausage's Brain log; personal memory file; supplement: If he's used me he would have researched dweb" |
| #43 WarSuoN (aclab112008.cgu.edu)[10376] |
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| Nice Report - all colorful and stuph |
| #44 Annihilator (RAS3-p49.jlm.netvision.net.il)[16710] |
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With ALL the respect to YourRoleModel and all the other cool ppl, this is definetely the best goddamn report I have ever read!!!!!!
=) |
| #45 T_Mac[32593] |
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| Just reading during HOF race, nec owns :D |
| #46 nooooooo[78998] |
| 200.193.138.182 |
| nooooooo =[ pics were deleted |
| #47 titans-thesoby[119107] |
| d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com |
| yes pics r gone damnit that sux |
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