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#1 <img "http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9821/von_doom.jpg"> (d3o943.tel[10297]
Yo!
At my Comp it looks like the images and the colors works..
But do they really??
Tell my plzz...
Sorry about the crappy report, but I am learning to put more energy to it..

Von Doom





#2 Elle (d3o943.telia.com)[10298]
Heya sugar!!
Well, I cant really say that I understood what you wrote about, but I guess that´s why I´m not trapped in a psykoworld of zerglings and really belive that it´s all real.

Love ya´!!


#3 Von Doom (d3o943.telia.com)[10299]
Plz X-Cuse my girlfriend..
My Starcraft obsession has made her somewhat hostile to
this heavenly game..
Moo.


#4 Von Doom (d3o943.telia.com)[10300]
Damn Wrong name of Report..
Terran Quarrel
is right..
or MayB I should name it
Terran Corral
??




#5 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10302]
Great BR. Might I suggest finding a demo of photoshop somewhere. I've got a 6.0 beta I got off the internet, but it's probabally illegal...I also have a place where u can go to get adobe photoshop for only about $30 I believe. After rebate atleast....it's in Texas thow. Nice pix. I'd play around with my pix more, but I'm still learning=]
#6 <img "http://www2.vo.lu/homepages/davies/warphead.gif"> (merkur.vo.lu)[10306]
Pretty good BR. Maybe a little work needed on your grammar, but otherwise very good. =)

If I were a rater I'd give you a 7

#7 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip146.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10312]
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#8 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[10326]
Wow. Bitter post there by Phuckin'...the sad thing is I think I'm gonna have to agree with him. Graphics are a great thing...words just can't descibe a battle accuratly enough without them...but this report relied too much on the pix.

Advice?
1.) Grammer. It ROCKS. No matter how 133t you are, you can't write like that in a BR.
2.) Better writing...avoid statements like:
"Just be careful darlin'.. When you come back I´m gonna give U.. hehe.."

In the big book of things that I did not need to hear, this was one of them.

Sorry...I'm being pretty harsh here, and you don't really deserve it. But words are the thing. Write well, and everything else will fall into place.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave








#9 Von Doom (speed1.volvo.se)[10335]
Yeah yeah..
I know, I know...
But this report is not posted for the pleasure of writing..
I am just learning about PSP6 and made this so that I could get a chance to try some image playing..
Unfortunately I had no pics of the game to play with but still..
Despite what ya´all think I wuz just messin around and I actually CAN write, I just dont do it.. heh.

Last word:
Volvo is the Car-2-Drive
#10 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (host136-015.scoca-k12.o[10346]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Uhh...yeah...Vol..vo...

I'm willing to put money down on a table that says Rhetard's list of People He Wants To Kill covers over 50% of the U.S. Population. Meow

Oh yeah..the report..uhh..don't make reports just to test some stupid pics...and they didn't even work for this PC I'm on anyway (but it's a gay Mac PC at school, complete with some ancient version of Netscape, so...). Uh..write some more. :D</font>
#11 Necrosausage! (N037P005.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[10357]
Hey retard, do you have prejudices against a pentagram worshipping god forbidden god damned bastard child of satan son of a slutty blood drinking satanist suicidal whore martyristic hell spawns?

Well, I have to agree that the beginning of this BR sucked so much, that I didnt even read till the pix

Remember:

Writing style >>>>>>> pix

#12 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-1-90-56k.gallipoli[10401]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Ahh, here on MSIE 4.0 (this is a REAL browser, kiddies), I can see the pics. They're GOOD pics, but even so...listen to what people were saying. :o\ Meow.</font>
#13 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip191.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10402]
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#14 Von Doom (192.138.110.221)[10456]
Ouch...
Moo.
#15 <img "http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/SuperGeneral/images/SuperGeneral.jpg"> (c[10580]
Stop saying moo! God damnit

anyway you suck like me. Don't report on POS games. Maybe that is why i dont report so much anymore. I always die <i> very </i> fast.
#16 Von Doom (fridge2.volvo.se)[10669]
Err.. yeah..
I´ll keep my cow within at bay...
What´s a POS game??
I dont know that term??



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