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#1 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10493]
DElete it now johnny boy
#2 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10494]
arg nm that. just fix it so the background comes out black.
#3 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10496]
OMFG

This had been a Bob_the_Newt production

eek im spamming my own report



#4 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10497]
(this comment deleted)
#5 HolyAnarchy{GK} (spider-wc072.proxy.aol.com)[10498]
Wow. First real comment. Is that good? Spiff. Anyway, nice job...i just woke up, fell asleep for some reason, looking at that pretty gif. This BR deserves a 10! (Hold ur pointer on the gif for a sec and see what i mean, i laughed 0ut loud =)) Great br, Bobbo, is this the one you said YRM was helping you on? Thats a lot of blue soup in that pic, thats pretty cool, and I liked the spread of pitt the drunk being attacked. I give it a 8.5 or 9. Nice job.
#6 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10499]
yeah, YRM gave me advice to get the animation of the reen drop down.
#7 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-1-05-56k.gallipoli[10500]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">No porn? DAMN YOU BOB!!! :o(</font>
#8 Mark4 (1Cust243.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net)[10502]
Johnny is on vacation. Email me your corrections. mark4@battlereports.com
#9 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10503]
dammit bob I hate br's that we're meant for you silly fools that think everyone is running a 1600/1200. FIX IT NOW. Stop making your br's so wide people, it's a good br, just to fucking wide. Make pix less wide, mine are about 400 max, maybe 500*300 (YRM says thats best [=)
#10 hTDebubrDecuyk (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10504]
OH fine. I held my silly little pointer ofver the pic, and the br immediately got lean and/or mean, sorta like Elmer Fudd went from fat and horny to a lean, mean hunting machine.

See? I'm not <i>cOMPLETELY</i> stupid. Atleast I can spell my own name right.

#11 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10505]
(this comment deleted)
#12 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10507]
Okay, this is defenatekly worth a 10.0. Someone tell mark4 to make me a <b>REAL</b>rater, not a Honorary Rater.
#13 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10508]
(this comment deleted)
#14 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10509]
You fucking retard! You have no clue! My reports don't blow. All I see you do is go around being a faggot and whining about how bad things are. I've never gotten over a 7.0. But I do have 5 7.0's. Let me do a search on you! Wow, you have <b>2</b> golds! How bout that? a 7.0 and a 7.7!
How many other people voice the same opinion as you? None of my reports have a single comment that tells me that my br's suck, except for that one guy that's being a fag going around telling everyone that I'm gay.
#15 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10510]
Ducky the biggest pic was 500 pixels wide exactly
#16 THeRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10511]
I know, my mom is downloading some big pix and I didn't completely load all of the pix, so I pressed "stop" before the page had completely loaded, when I pressed back to see what holy meant by the pix, they're pretty good/funny =] Then Phuckin-Rhetard comes over here with no apparent reason telling me that <i>your reports blow, you rarely get over a 7.0, </i> telling me that <i>you're also a whiney mother fucker</i>

He obviously is a complete idiot. Making un-intelligent remarks about things he doesn't understand, like humor about me being a rater.





#17 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10512]
(this comment deleted)
#18 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10513]
whoops, my mom isn't downl;oading big pix, she's downloading something thats about 200 meg and it's taking up all the badwidth
#19 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10514]
I can cuss too! Fuck dammit bitch whore! I don't spend 10 hours a day playing games. I have a life. I abuse it. I'm spoiled. I wasn't on paint thinner, I was on the weed. Get your facts straight
#20 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-1-05-56k.gallipoli[10515]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Take it as a blessing that people have humility Rhetard. Remember: Eat candy. Stab bastards. Be a pimp.</font>
#21 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10516]
Twip! You promised me sum good whores last night, where are they? grr......! I want my whores!
#22 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10517]
Twip! You promised me sum good whores last night, where are they? grr......! I want my whores!
#23 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10518]
(this comment deleted)
#24 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-1-05-56k.gallipoli[10519]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Fight The Man Rhetard. Fight him. May the Pez Dispenser of Justice be with you. *hits a button on his Pimpium Processor and turns on the theme to Shaft*</font>
#25 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10520]
(this comment deleted)
#26 <font color=FFOOFF>Phoenix</font> (max6-39.stc.net)[10522]
<font color=FFOOFF>BAH! Dammnit Bob I want my porn! And always remember....

The 'lings are 'yer pimpz.

#27 Phoenix (max6-39.stc.net)[10523]
Ah shit I used the wrong color!

Damnit I tried to use green.

I need to brush up on my HTML skillz



#28 <font color=00FF00>Phoenix</font> (max6-39.stc.net)[10524]
<font color=00FF00>Well purple is a good pimp color so I guess it doesnt matter 8Þ</font>
#29 <font color=FF00FF>Phoenix yet again</font> (max6-39.stc.net)[10525]
<FONT COLOR=00FF00>Hehehe. I'm just <blink>MESSING AROUND WITH HTML!!!</blink></font>
#30 Phoenix (max6-39.stc.net)[10526]
Dangit the </flash>BLINK</flash> thing didnt work.
#31 <h1>PHOENIX!!!</h1> (max6-39.stc.net)[10527]
<font color=FF004F><h1>SPAM! MWA HA HA HA HA!</h1></font>
#32 <font color=00FF40><h1>P</h1><h4>h</h4><h2>O</h2><h5>e</h5><h2>N</h2><h1>i</h1><[10528]
Tee hee hee. Just playing around. ;p
#33 Phoenix (max6-39.stc.net)[10529]
Drat. The X didnt show up. Drat and double Drat.
#34 MikeyMonty (spider-te041.proxy.aol.com)[10530]
Don't be gay. Bob, the report was awesome. I was laughing the whole time, especially when you called the archon the happy fun ball. Make more like this one.
#35 Mark4 (1Cust243.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net)[10531]
This is not a HTML testing site Phoenix.

(hand hovers over the ban for life button)

=]



#36 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[10532]
Ban him! <font color="0000FF">B</Font><font color="DC143C">A</font><font color="FF8C00">N</font> <font color="FF1493">H</font><font color="228B22">I</font><font color="F08080">M</font><font color="D87093">!</font>


He he I'm so cool


#37 (69.np2.np.dialup.nau[10536]
Geez Rhetard... what set you off?

I never realized you hated my style so much, and I thought the Korean speaking reavers were original the first time I did them... so what if I used them a few more times? Alot of people like them.

Whew... you must be really upset about something.




#38 arcane7 (219.new-york-26-27rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)[10538]
Just a quick comment on Rhetard. First off, I agree with YRM, what did set you off? Number one, keep sight that this is a GAME and that it's supposed to be FUN, not a hate filled exercise in four letter words. Also, your insults are as unoriginal as the reports you bash, so take a good long look in the mirror, ya know? In addition to that, I happened to like this report, and maybe you should just take a long, cold shower and get your blood pressure checked. Oh, and don't get me started on the entire "not enough bruthas to smack up all the bitches." That has to be one of the lamest comments I've heard in my life, and also offensive to some people (ie people who have been abused). This is not personal, just that your posts seem to be very angry for no particular reason. Just don't waste message board space expressing your discontent with your own life. Deal.

Peace
#39 [5th]garett (spider-th044.proxy.aol.com)[10539]
i loved this report,i especially love how on every single pic,he didnt exclude one,was a little message when u hold ur pointer over it.Just for that it deserves a 8 q:].I actually got tired on the one that said "You are getting very tired,your eyes are heavy,this report deserves a 10,you wont remember a thing when u wake up."Hahahah.This is a good report but TheRubberDucky's are the best.Last,to the Phucking Retard,dude,calm down,you take this shit to seriously,its a game,we are supposed to be having a good time.Thats all q:].
#40 [5th]Garett (spider-th044.proxy.aol.com)[10540]
Thats my Fred Durst smiley q:]
#41 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10541]
ALT text is the best thing since sliced bread.
#42 [5th]Krebster (spider-tp032.proxy.aol.com)[10542]
heh this report ownez
rhetard reminds me of the little annoying freshmen who just doesnt stfu until someone shoves him in a locker
#43 SqueakyMonkey (osh1-3bc.twcny.rr.com)[10543]
Wow, just like one of those soap operas I never watch...
I'm going with the others, Phuckin, you need to calm down. You must be one of those people who sits at their comp clicking refresh every 30 seconds waiting for a new report. I mean geez, if you get this worked up over a report...I don't know, I've never seen anything like it...<br>
Lighten up, find something better to do than criticize others(most of 'em anyway). I can't imagine (nor do I want to) what happens at home when something or someone pisses you off...<br>
I'm done.
#44 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10544]
Actually phuckin was in nohunters and told me to put up the report so he could criticize it. So he got a comment within a few minutes of it going up. But he does need to calm down regardless =)
#45 Gilgame (132.seattle-13-14rs.wa.dial-access.att.net)[10548]
Ahhhhh you're all insane!
#46 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10549]
glad to see that so many people are, in effect, on my side. ICQ me and I'll give u the number of a <i><b>very</i></b> good shrink. His name is mumford
#47 T_Mac (ts7-40t-21.idirect.com)[10550]
Damn that was a lot of goon soup ! Too bad, i always thought orc was good.........he cant even win a 2v1 vs amercians ! :(
#48 (69.np2.np.dialup.nau[10551]
Geez Rhetard... what set you off?

I never realized you hated my style so much, and I thought the Korean speaking reavers were original the first time I did them... so what if I used them a few more times? Alot of people like them.

Whew... you must be really upset about something.
#49 T_Mac (ts7-50t-38.idirect.com)[10552]
Omg, does 15 people actually comment in the amount of time it takes YRM to click twice? No wonder he says his brs take so long ;)
#50 T_Mac (ts7-50t-38.idirect.com)[10553]
Omg, did 15 people actually comment in the amount of time it takes YRM to click twice? No wonder he says his brs take so long ;)
#51 T_Mac (ts7-50t-38.idirect.com)[10554]
bleh, me and my stupid mistakes
#52 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip236.tucson4.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10555]
(this comment deleted)
#53 [5th]garett (likes rubberduckies br's best) (spider-th011.proxy.aol.com)[10556]
what is ur icq number rubberducky?
#54 Peon of War (SNFCBB02-39.splitrock.net)[10557]
I want to spam to...
#55 <img "http://www.angelfire.com/nf/peon/images/signthis.jpg"> (SNFCBB02-39.sp[10558]
there bob, good report, even tho i didnt read it
#56 same (SNFCBB02-39.splitrock.net)[10559]
=]
#57 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10562]
Its' 16124094
#58 OrcManiac (ppp039.203.mmtl.videotron.net)[10565]
hahahah cool report
the quote on the pics were really cool
good job bob =]
#59 Whoop (pool0019.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[10566]
Always good to see orc losing even if he has a gay partner like pitt. WHOO HOO GO MICHIGAN STATE!!

Oh yeah Bob .... AWESOME MAN!

Who needs YRM? :D
#60 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10568]
Well Orc just likes the quotes cuz half are saying how much he owns =D
#61 Necrosausage! (N036P029.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[10569]
10

Rhetard owns - he spices things up in here :)
#62 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[10571]
This report didn't get a 10 cuz the name of the author is not YRM. =)

Gotta luv the pix.

and... we all know how pathetic pitt is that he just like disconnecting when his team is on the upper hand. =P

Just FYI, I've just found a disconnect 'hack' that BNet will give you disconnect record when you win. Check out my brand new nick, seiko.
#63 Phoenix (max9-29.stc.net)[10575]
Eek! I was just playing around. Me and bob are buddies.
#64 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10576]
Wow everyone likes the the report even though I think it looks assugly with the white background and various HTML goofs now. Hopefully Mark4 will get of his lazy butt and fix em, or just give me the password to the reports =)
#65 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-5-15-56k.gallipoli[10581]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">I'd like to say something to arcane7. :o) To quote you, "Oh, and don't get me started on the entire 'not enough bruthas to smack up all the bitches.'" That is an inside joke my friend, it has nothing to do with anyone here. LOL...some people take things too seriously. Myself included. :o\</font>
#66 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10596]
When are you stupid whores gonna learn that I ALWAYS NINE POOL. SUCK ME COCK YOU LIMY WHORES! :) And if my comp didn't lock it was in the bag :) Also I got away with a lot more than 6 drones more like 9 because the three on gas never got off only min workers. DIE DIE DIE WHOOP DIE
#67 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10601]
9 pool = slow. Gimme a good ol' 4-pool! Hehe. I 4-pooled twip and would've won if I had guess where he was and I made the lings when the spawning pool was done =]
#68 arcane7 (117.new-york-28-29rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)[10602]
Hehe, sorry bout that little bit of oversensitivity, except that it inside jokes that MIGHT (see, might) be offensive, really shouldn't be out in the open like that. I see your point, but having friends that would go off even more than Rhetard, just a little caution is always good :). Oh, and on other thing, Rhetard, seems like you spend just as much time writing comments as these "geeks" you bash all the time. Again, it's time for a mirror call. Nothing personal, just sometimes people just don't want people flaming like a madman all the time. It gets boring. Also, for us people who comment, by the way, you don't thing about any one of us, so please lay off the "get a life" comments. Seems to me you have less than any of us, if you have time to flame so much.

Peace
#69 (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10604]
OK Mark4 fixed it (thnx mark you own azz!) so rate away =)
#70 Mr. Merf (dial-up220.twistedpair.net)[10645]
Great BR! I didn't notice the little pop-up messages until about the fourth one, by accident. Then I went back and read them. There's enough stuff there to make Phuckin-Rhetard complain for a month;-)

Now I'll have to read this monster of a comment chain. (sigh)
#71 Mr. Merf (dial-up220.twistedpair.net)[10647]
Now that I've finished with the comments...

Huh, that last comment by Rhetard sounded sane at the beginning. He stopped himself at the last minute and fixed the rest, though;-)

Rhetard, what is your obsession with drinking various inedible substances anyway? Stuff about drinking gallons of god-only-knows-what seemed to compose about half of your flames.=*?
#72 Mr. Merf (dial-up220.twistedpair.net)[10648]
My mistake, I reread the comments because I'm bored. I realized that most of it was sniffing the stuff, not drinking it. My most insincere apologies...=]
#73 Tamaraw (203.172.21.187)[10674]
Great report, i hope someday i could take pics while i play. And catch funny pictures like that "Brave SCV".

Damn, i am interested on nude teen pics. But i'm not a pervert. I just like to collect them and show them off to my friends :P

#74 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip158.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10682]
(this comment deleted)
#75 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10695]
They're we're nude teens in this br. WTF do u think pitt was? A nude <i>zerg</i> teen! Ha!
#76 Von Doom (d3o943.telia.com)[10722]
OMG
That wuz alot of comments..
heh, After reading these comments I know who rated me,
that Phuckin Retard.. Boy, his mother didn´t like him..
Well settle down and stop flamin´..
hehe and yes:
Moo.
#77 Dino Din (port-37-30.access.one.net)[10733]
damnit YRM, if yer gonna make us click adds use your yellow name
#78 Mark4 (1Cust66.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[10760]
Like we'd actually let rhetard even think about being a rater =p
#79 Ash (adsl-216-103-251-20.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)[10772]
I clicked the banners. With such a cool graphic telling me to, how could I say no? =)
Very good Bob. You get a cookie. YRM, I think your title could be in jeopardy very soon. You'd better unretire and write a great BR just in case.
I wish I had an enemy like Rhetard so I could make fun of him. Oh well. I guess I could make fun of Ducky, but that's like shooting fish in a barrel. With a rocket launcher. ;-)
#80 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[10786]
Bloody MARVELOUS. I was on the floor laughing most of the time. The ALT tag captions were wonderful.

Bob's my hero.

And Zileas thought up 'happy fun ball', along with the reaver cheese. He'll be remember more for 'happy fun ball' i think.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#81 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[10787]
Nice job, the Famous Bob the Newt is now my hero. Nothing can compare. Let's play that 1v1 soon, ok?
#82 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10804]
Don't be fooled bob, he just wants to boost his ego, after he spent 3 games last week in a row, in less than 45 min, owning me. he likes to play people like us. You can beat me, sometimes I beat you, but persain will totaly humiliate you, even if noone is around,like he did for me. Lucky for me I can't be humiliated online and my room is bigger than phuckin rhetards box.
#83 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10811]
DAMN YOU FRACTAL! He caught me ripping off the zileas line =O But since Zileas retired I've now adopted the Happy Fun Ball as my own.
#84 Twip (1Cust44.tnt3.cle1.da.uu.net)[10837]
LOL...I KNEW I'd heard that Archon nickname somewhere. Everyone hates Zileas except me. :\ Oh yeah, I'm at my aunt's for 3 days, and her PC is a POS so I'll be playing Starcraft again (the PC can't handle EverQuest, dammit).
#85 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[10948]
Actually Ducky owns me and he knows it.
Well..., yeah.
#86 <img "http://www2.vo.lu/homepages/davies/warphead.gif"> (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[11119]
Wow, that was pretty damn good =)
Those pop-up messages really rocked =)
#87 Bob the Newt (242835hfc35.tampabay.rr.com)[13588]
ACK phucking retards comments got deleted that sucks major ass!
#88 Huma[27096]
spider-tn061.proxy.aol.com
I think you should've deleted RubberDucky's comments instead. He sounds like a 5 year old
#89 T_Mac[32291]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-670.idirect.com
hmm, what to say..........

oh, i know! bobs sexy!
#90 Guawan[46943]
sdu48-245.ppp.algonet.se
Hmm where was -pitt- ?? I didn't realize anyone killed him but still the game was over
#91 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[48491]
dialups-351.palmer.mtaonline.net
so thers no nude teens? =[
#92 :~:Jags:~:.[51539]
async126-per2-isp-2.nas.one.net.au
the porn would have made that report the best ever, damn u bob, i stopped reading once it said no porn!!!!
grrrr now i gotta go find my own pics.......


#93 Slayer[55536]
fsj56-84.ocol.com
Why the FUX u gotta make the br so wide!?!?!??!?! pain in the ass
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#94 ooooo[57233]
spider-wm067.proxy.aol.com
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
#95 derek[77131]
spider-mtc-tc062.proxy.aol.com
last
#96 Phobos_ColZ[79372]
spider-wg073.proxy.aol.com
100 owns you
#97 Phobos_ColZ[79374]
spider-wg073.proxy.aol.com
Seriously, its not interesting when you delete all the comments, like all the ones by Goldfinger on Dref's report on him.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#98 ...[81884]
24-240-44-88.hsacorp.net
Respond if you will! Bwahahahahaha...Not really...
8)...
#99 Amorphous_Dark[92634]
eh-dhcp44.nmc.edu
You guys have some great names I exspecialy liked necrosausage. btw I eat god for breakfast!

Ta TA
#100 Twip[94355]
port-74.gall-ts1.cloh.net
Wow.. my little "No porn? DAMN YOU BOB!!!" thingy is up there in the quotes. I came back and read this BR again when I noticed that. :P
#101 StoneColdNewbie[96104]
AC9FB1F2.ipt.aol.com
Bob's Hot. Last Comment = GG
#102 Twip[97280]
A020-0061.NYCM.splitrock.net
no re
#103 this is truley sad[102664]
CPE-61-9-208-142.qld.bigpond.net.au
your on the hall of fame ?


god this site should be shot
#104 goldrush945[142265]
wnpgmb01dc2-res-25-197.mts.net
And if the pics actually worked, then I could actually admire the BR... Until then, maybe I'll just not comment.
#105 andy the great[148175]
2.171.7.209.rtc5.illinois.net
poooooooooooooooooop
#106 andy the great[148176]
2.171.7.209.rtc5.illinois.net
hi
#107 [152345]
CPE00508d5bb46b-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
cool
#108 BlackTerror[152347]
pcp04981570pcs.catonv01.md.comcast.net
Flibby da bibble.

Actually, this one is pretty good. I was surprised to find such an old report with an animated gif battle or two. I thought the only thing animated gifs were used for back then were those weird avatar wars on Suicidal Tendencies bleh.

I can't really follow the game, but then I haven't played SC in years and never really played it well, or seriously online. And of course now the main population is just the core players with 6 years of experience so I have no hope anyway. The huge number of units seems kind of impossible after playing and watching so much WC...
#109 wakiki[154943]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
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