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"Zerg gone wild ($19.99)"
- mattzarella's The FFA Effect




#1 Whoop (pool0809.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[11754]
OH yeah #1 again!@!
#2 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[11755]
Bleh only numero dos :(
#3 VRAM1974 (delirium.martinet.com)[11756]
Dang, the yellow font is too hard to see on the white background. So much for my HTML expertise! LOL.
By the way, what's the load time for you guys?
#4 Whoop (pool0809.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[11757]
Good report. I liked it now that I read it. Errr im Grrr's umm cousin ya thats it.
#5 NeonPeon (209.57.26.2)[11759]
Very good br for your first one. Wait till i drop mine....

Anyway, good br man.

NeonPeon



#6 NaiLz (liam.pekin.net)[11761]
For the record: X'Ds~Grrrr... ( 4 r's & 3 .'s )

nice report tho...good writing style...the yellow color was very hard...maybe impossible to read...

didnt take long at all to load...although im on a T1 now...



#7 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11766]
Tip, instead of Yellow, use a dark Gold. And claim that the smurfs are green. Ha!
Nice br anyway. Sorta the way 90% of my reports we're supposed to turn out. But didn't cuz of the damn br tag.
#8 BJack (207-172-104-11.s265.tnt1.man.va.dialup.rcn.com)[11768]
Damn man. Has anyone else noticed that the past 8 or 10 reports have all been golds. And golds are getting harder and harder to get these days... This one was a definite gold. Not too bad of a load time. CB probably hates it though.
#9 ~CB~ (buri.campus.vt.edu)[11769]
I give one 9.0 that everyone disagrees with and suddenly I'm the evil bane of BR writers everywhere.
#10 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[11770]
HAHA!!! CB is eeeeviiiiil. Like the fruit of the deeeeeviiiiil. =]
#11 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11771]
Thats because 2 of the last 8 or 10 reports are mine And everyone loves me. Ha, there are like 9 more ppl that need to be in that "Battle Report Writing Gurus" soon, and I'm one of them
(persian-pow, adq3, a butter slicer to name a few other than yours truly_
#12 HAWKE (stj227.nf.sympatico.ca)[11775]
IM THE BEST SO
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#13 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[11792]
Wow, Ducky my hero actually acknowledged my existence. Thanks Ducky.
#14 anal-banana (ns2.bridge.com)[11802]
whoo-hooo!! #15 yeah!! yeah yeah yeah!!! Wow I'm #15!! YAY
KORN - I'm going to morris worm your stinkin isp if you don't cut that idiotic flashing logo...


#15 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11805]
hawke, if your the best, I'm a gay persian whore. (no offense to u purz)
#16 Von Doom (fridge2.volvo.se)[11807]
Whoa!
that was.. cool.
I found it hard to believe that it was X´Ds.. but also that it was his cousin..
Probably just some lamer..
Is Ultima Online (the newest version) cool??
Is it worth the cash??




#17 Blank (208.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[11810]
Wow, what a suprise, I thought it was really grr....

......

#18 Thundercracker (112.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[11814]
grr smells funny...stinky zerg bugs blecch...abyway for a first report this one was pretty awesome. as far as what happened with that wannabe I would have probably done the same as far as taunting them into a game lamers like that need to be put in there place....wait ...why is everyone looking at me...
#19 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[11820]
Hey, it's nice to be mentioned in just about every report... but don't feel like you HAVE to do captions. I really enjoyed this report the way it was. I started the caption think and continued to use it so that my reports would be clearly recognizable as a certain style. I felt that consistency would help people to identify with the way I create a battlereport. You've all read Phoenix Legion Chronicles right? You can see that AQD3 has a clear style.

Anyway, I'm going to be finishing the FFA series in YRM style, and after that, I plan on radically altering the style. It ain't like that's the only way to make a report.

If you want to add humor, and you feel strongly about using speech balloons, go for it. You'll notice however, that it's starting to become cool to say stuff like, "I never really liked captions", or "I like more serious reports"

Personally, I think that the idea is starting to become a bit stale, with so many people doing it, which is why I'm going away from it after the FFA series is over.

My favorite use of humor in a recent report was the stage setting in Pitt's report where the overlord comes out and sings. I was really laughing hard at that.






#20 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[11826]
YRM: Are we continuing that FFA part 2 any time soon?
#21 DFA (12.8.134.194)[11829]
PHEW, way to be YRM, disregaurd that comment in the report above about the FFA
#22 BomberII15 (spider-wl061.proxy.aol.com)[11839]
Ohhhhh I hated hated the colonel, with his wee beady eye's and that smug look on his face! Ohhh yer gonna buy my chicken?
Dad how could you hate the colonel?
Because he puts on addictive chemical that make syou crace his chicken fortnightly, smartass!

Hehe very funny Mark4.
Oh btw really awesome report on a good game.
#23 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[11870]
This report deserves a nine just for the "One probe, one goal, one destiny" line

That tickled me =)

- Warphead
#24 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[12068]
Good first report. I played a X'dsGrr... wannabe once. Wrote a BR about it too. It is a few pages back.



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