| #1 Bob the Newt (242835hfc35.tampabay.rr.com)[13549] |
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O YEAH BABY YEAH! I DID IT MYSELF WHOOOOO!
im a big boy now =P |
| #2 Whoop (pool0292.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13552] |
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| BOB U ROOLE! |
| #3 Ronin (1Cust88.tnt6.syracuse.ny.da.uu.net)[13555] |
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whenever i try to copy something apex or ahs does i always fux it up completely. hey, at least i won. explanations for whoop's feeble mind.
the hatch at the ramp base. i wanted an expasion, knew lurker/guard was going to be very gas intensive, and knew KL was going hard ground. this let me get gas, defend my choke and still maybe live a lil bit.
i killed those temps on 6. lings own.
i really had thought i told the mutas to follow the guards, that was ur fault whoop, lag screws with my micro.
if king is a 1200 protoss i'm a bearded alligator.
i hate sunkens and usually refuse to make them. so i have no clue where they go, is that in the whoop's manual to playing like a god and still losing 1/2 my ladder games?
oh yes and my favorite quote from the game, or the after game rather. KL "omg i'm such a little girl from quebec how did i get smacked around like a little bitch, oh heavens me. oh no i lost all my expansions, all my troops, oh no what is going on someone help me pleaseee.
yeah i'm mean, yav inspires me.
whoop, i'll get you my pretty and ur little ice too! muahahaha
Ronin
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| #4 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[13556] |
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| Nice br. Looks like a easy 9. 10 if the raters are generous. |
| #5 T_Mac (on-tor-blr-a58-01-853.idirect.com)[13563] |
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| omg lewis how did you lose that game?!?!?! |
| #6 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[13566] |
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| u would talk mr. "go wraiths in tvt and lose" |
| #7 .Praetor (fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu)[13571] |
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| I loved the newt circle. |
#8  (52.np7.np.dialup.nau[13575] |
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A few insignificant typos will not affect my rating, since they didn't affect my enjoyment of the report... I am torn between a 9.0 and a 10.0. This was very clean, written interestingly, and involved my heroes, Whoop and Bob the Newt.
Bob warned me that they were going to team up, and maybe he was right to do so. This reminds me of "A Late Night in Vegas" a bit with the style, or one of ~Cattlebruiser's~ later efforts.
It's hard to give a 1-1 on Temple a 10.0 though... This report was a level or two in effort above the AQD3, daily dose of kickass, (but then he's a reporting machine too). |
| #9 Whoop (pool0284.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13577] |
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Geezus Bob I discovered you had little messages in your pics. (I love those) Seriously you did an amazing job with the 8 pics I sent you. Imagine if I had sent you 10!
Dangit there are typos? I spell checked twice! Awww I'm gonna cry.
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| #10 Ronin (1Cust9.tnt6.syracuse.ny.da.uu.net)[13579] |
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cmon guys dont make whoop cry, he's too much of a sissy as it is.
comment! |
| #11 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[13582] |
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| You guys all better watch for "The Gayest BR Ever" featuring two notable queers, Kad and Doom. |
| #12 Bob the Newt (242835hfc35.tampabay.rr.com)[13583] |
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| Hmmmm typos? There were a few in the original whoop sent me but I thought I got them all. But as anyone who has ever talked to me online knows, spelling and grammer aren't my high points. |
| #13 ^~CrOnO~^ (ts1-16.f1806.quebectel.com)[13584] |
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| Nice report I really enjoyed it, unlike some reports it was pretty clear where the action was. Btw would someone give some tips on how to stop heavy metal as toss, I really don't know any good counter. And plz don't say goon tanks in reasonable numbers rape em. thx |
| #14 Whoop (pool0284.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13585] |
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Geezus Bob I discovered you had little messages in your pics. (I love those) Seriously you did an amazing job with the 8 pics I sent you. Imagine if I had sent you 10!
Dangit there are typos? I spell checked twice! Awww I'm gonna cry.
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| #15 Johnny_Vegas (pool0085.cvx9-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13590] |
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| AWESOME! Damn I gotta read it later.. Can't wait! |
| #16 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[13591] |
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| ronin you shall die tomorrow! |
| #17 Johnny_Vegas (pool0085.cvx9-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13593] |
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| Wow, just read it.. That was kick ass. Whoop you write really well. I like hearing your words of wisdom through out the report. Nice job putting it together bob! You guys should team up more often. |
| #18 Mogalin (proxy2.busy1.on.home.com)[13599] |
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gJ foo'!
[Purple] FOR LIFE!! |
| #19 WarSuoN (134.173.12.12)[13600] |
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Nice Report guyz. Nice comeback too. Weird thing that Lewis died so easily. Thought he had you already. Heh heh. Lucky U Ronin ...
//WarSuoN |
| #20 dekerf (clgrtnt1-port-401.agt.net)[13601] |
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Whoop ownz. Whoop should date Yav though. (I know you are married Whoop...). Both you guys are like twice as grouchy as apex after he loses. And apex is the grouchiest player on bnet. Neway, good report. I think the grouchy shtick is damn funny, keep it up. Just dont do it at my expense. I want more reports like this. Cause fuck, if Whoop cant skewer people and their egos on his sense of humour like hotdogs on a coathanger, where is the fun in the report?
Go whoop!
dekerf |
| #21 (B[13607] |
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| Look! Next to my name! Cool beans huh. |
| #22 YRM <font color=red><i>(BR.COM Admin)</i></font>[13608] |
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| Er... that's odd. |
| #23 patheto (proxy.tct.net)[13615] |
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Fantastic! I havent read such a good br since the threeway ffa ( I just wonder where HC is hiding his BRs).
Keep it up! |
| #24 JSH (nscs40p16.remote.umass.edu)[13622] |
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I think there should have been more quotes from me, the 3rd observer in the game. I'm sure I said witty things many times and you're just leaving them out. Discrimination!! I give this report for a 1 for being imbalanced towards the other observers.
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| #25 JSH (nscs40p16.remote.umass.edu)[13623] |
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| OMG I suck, that should say "I give this report a 1" not for a 1 blah blah blah. Oh well now Whoop will be happy that I gave him 2 comments ^^. |
| #26 Whoop (pool0124.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13625] |
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You like me
You really really like me
*sob* |
| #27 Fractal_Wave (24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com)[13627] |
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Bob's my hero, even is he is a redneck.
Whoop's not my hero yet, but I could be convinced.
;+)
Love the report guys.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #28 Bob the Newt (spider-wk041.proxy.aol.com)[13633] |
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| i aint no reneck, whered yall get a crazy idea like that? |
| #29 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[13634] |
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| Bob, your name is Bob. |
| #30 Ronin (1Cust167.tnt6.syracuse.ny.da.uu.net)[13636] |
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| hmm i really felt this report needed another comment. Die BP DIE. |
| #31 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[13639] |
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| Much better this time, Whoop. |
| #32 King-Lewis (modemcable179.147-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net)[13646] |
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EEEERRRRRMMMM .... whatever u think whoop, i dont think ronin is equal to me :[ ... ive just lost to a dumb mistake with my observer that i was thinking he was near ennuff to see those lurkers ... i didnt pay attention to the attack cuz i was trying to kill those guards. Yes i needed a better recon of his main during this game and i hate making shuttle :]. I'll rematch anytime any matchup u want ...
Bring it Ronin !
DIE |
| #33 Whoop (pool0382.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[13648] |
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| This proves my point. At the beginning of my report I said they were equal in skill but disagreed with that. Both Ronin and Lewis have told after reading this they are better than the other. I say REMATCH! |
| #34 <font color=red><font face=amaze>Phoenix-S-</font></font> (r-177.105.alltel.net)[13650] |
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Nice report...
Bah, I'm only commenting b/c you told me to, Bob. |
| #35 SomeOne <font color=red><i>(BR.COM Admin)</i></font> (r-177.105.alltel.net)[13651] |
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| Just seeing if this works... If it does you guys need to do something about it... |
| #36 Chargon (56K-021.MaxTNT7.pdq.net)[13654] |
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RONIN OWNZ U ALL
Do not pretend that any of u could take ronin.
RONIN = GOD |
| #37 Chargon (56K-021.MaxTNT7.pdq.net)[13655] |
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RONIN OWNZ U ALL
Do not pretend that any of u could take ronin.
RONIN = GOD
I know his game and he just wanted to make it a better BR.
Nice report though, i was thoroughly intertained.
Lovin Ronin,
Chargon |
| #38 Hannibal (85user249.ctinets.com)[13692] |
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Is turbo concede a strat? (I know turbo newbie is) Is it where you gg at the start to throw the enemy off guard? :)
BTW: I think toss should always get corsair vs zerg after you have spare gas. Corsair is good whether or not zerg is getting mutas. If he isn't he isn't controlling the map much and so suck at recon while corsairs make great econ unit as well as OL hunters. |
| #39 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[13721] |
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| I dunno about the effect of turbo concede, but I think I'm one of the early "practicer" of turbo thief: scout with your peon, then steal 8 bucks from their minerals. This strat really works well to crack up your opponents so they'll have to type something like "LOL", "THEIF!", etc.... This will delay they early control by about 1 second, and this one second will add up to a somewhat significant amount since it was early. Works so damn well. |
| #40 Ronin (1Cust124.tnt1.syracuse.ny.da.uu.net)[13750] |
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BP owns with his badass strats. CHAR!!!! yeeehaaa ownage baby ownage.
king u sux. hehe |
| #41 ade (palo12.pacific.net.sg)[13796] |
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hahhaa....hey prozerran..thanks for cheering up my day..yer "turbo thief" really made me cracked up.......
btw...wt does fls stand for exactly? |
| #42 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[14554] |
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| Flamingo Licking Saloon |
| #43 T_Mac[32292] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-670.idirect.com |
| bobs sexy! |
| #44 -)Dr.Dre(-[43565] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
HAHAHAAH Guess Ronin didn't an ownin. HAAHHAH.
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#45  [152491] |
| CPE00508d5bb46b-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| i like reading these again |
| #46 I_am_Nitros[153476] |
| h64-141-27-82.sunwave.net |
| Halp me zileas ? : ( |
| #47 wakiki[154944] |
| cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Last. |
| #48 Greth[167066] |
| 165.69-177-91.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be |
25/07/11
Sorry Wakiki.
All hail the random +8 report button! |
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