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#1 soulsplitter' (spider-we062.proxy.aol.com)[14139]
FIRST COMMENT!! haha T.T. Now i gotta read it.

#2 soulsplitter' (spider-we062.proxy.aol.com)[14140]
YRM had the game...he rules, so shut your mouth.
#3 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[14141]
1 game? and this is what you are pissed about. Come on..
#4 ShySMurf (pppsl937.chicagonet.net)[14142]
Like i said davy, only a game!
#5 Savage']['eaCup aka JoLLy~TeAcuP (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[14143]
hmm... smacking on his idol. listen to soulsplitter man.


maybe this guy made up this battle? 8']


#6 Mark4 (1Cust16.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[14146]
Word on the street has it that YRM had maxed his supply on carriers/corsair/templar/arbiters, and outscored you by 20,000 points at the time he dropped. Not calling you a moron Davy, but, well, I'm calling you a moron. =]
#7 TheRubberDucky <FONT COLOR="Red">(BR.COM Admin)</font> (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.n[14152]
Yes he made this game up I didn't play in it.
#8 Davy (bartnas3-33.ionet.net)[14153]
I also had 200/200 supply of tanks/rines/goliaths/wraiths/valkyries. He also admitted at end of game that he was WAITING for arbiters. Who cares if he had more resources than me considering he had probably lost that many in carriers to me!!! he had only outmined me by one expansion!! There was no way that his wimpy force of carriers could kill my tanks/goliath combo, and just think what valkyries and wraiths would do if they added in. ARGH, he didn't have that many carriers considering i killed most of them. Dont have to lie you know.....stupid YourRoleModel, should change his name to YourGayModel
#9 Davy (bartnas3-33.ionet.net)[14154]
HAHAHAHA DUCKY YOU ARE FUNNY! YOU DID TOO PLAY IN IT
#10 Khorne_wargod (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[14155]
Hate to point this out but...WHO CARES? YRM is dissing himself all the time anyway I have played a couple with him and he is not that bad and not that good. WHO CARES! I could care lees if you own YRM or Mark4 or heartcutter for all I care. If you make a better battle report then YRM then I will care otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
jeez
#11 asdf (spider-ta032.proxy.aol.com)[14156]
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#12 asdf (spider-ta032.proxy.aol.com)[14157]
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#13 Khorne_wargod (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[14158]
Sorry about the profanity didn't know there were restrictions. Just read the forum rules. Won't happen again. AND DAVY SHUT UP!
#14 Puedlfor (wwwcache-01-e3b.jump.net)[14159]
Mr. Davy, When i look at this scenario I see his[YRM's] word against yours. Now, there are two things that make me inclined to believe him over you:
1) YRM is a well-known figure and from all accounts I've seen a well-respected and all-around nice guy.
2) I happened upon the channel right after the game and you were acting extremely childish and whiney, using caps lock and a nearly constant stream of expletives.
If you have a disagreement, then there is no reason for not working it out maturely, that kind of behavior will win you no friends, admirers or believers. Think about it.


#15 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-2-29-56k.gallipoli[14161]
<font color="#FF0000" size="2">LOL, Twip, "not having good recon." Remember when you took the island back with the infantry? I parasited a medic and saw that island for the rest of the game. AND I DID NOT HIT THE DROP BUTTON YOU LOSER! And I didn't hit it on ACCIDENT - how do I know? he suddenly dropped when the timer was at 02 for me. Bleh...I wasn't in a great way in that game, but this report skips right to late game anyway. I played with everyone...probably should've focused on one. Anyway, I hate Wraiths. Meow.
#16 Davy sux (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[14162]
davy sux
#17 Davy sux (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[14163]
davy sux
#18 Davy sux (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[14164]
davy sux
#19 Davy sux (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[14165]
davy sux
#20 Davy sux (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[14166]
davy sux
#21 Pitt (c697830-a.nwbtn1.ct.home.com)[14168]
Jeez davy you win the zero tact award for the day. Don't feel proud. This award just labels you as a moron :)
#22 TheRubberDucky <FONT COLOR="Red">(BR.COM Admin)</font> (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.n[14172]
Pitt's my hero.
#23 .Praetor (fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu)[14176]
I give it a silver.... regardless of authenticity issues. Frankly, it wasn't written that well. At least state it's an ffa in the beginning.
#24 FOS`Entaro`FOS (milkyway.singnet.com.sg)[14184]
Davy's just boasting about himself taking down two good players and he IS a bit immature if you asked me. Also, Davy never thought how many bad comments will appear in his report because of his lousy thoughts of YRM, saying that he is gay and so on. Personally I won't say much about the authenticity issues here just like .Praetor and I would simply like to sit on the fence to watch how YRM himself will comment on this report. The only thing I'd like to say is: Davy WAS wrong on saying YRM sucks and everything. Come on Davy, don't be a sore winner. Everybody loses, including YRM, right?
#25 FOS`Entaro`FOS (milkyway.singnet.com.sg)[14185]
That's the next sweetest thing I can do other than saying "You are a loser".

#26 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[14193]
This is the dumbest thing to hit BR.com since some moron (who shall remain nameless) flamed Whoop for fun.
#27 Blank (246.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[14195]
Dah, why do people feel cool when they beat someone for here? Then they hafta go around and start bragging about it like losers (and technically, you didn't even win the game considering he DID have a higher score than you)....

I mean, you don't see me bragging about how many times I beat JV *coughs* ONCE *coughs* ;-]

This report sucked anyways, may rabid squirrels eat your entire family savagely.

Blank





#28 (relay.atinc.com)[14200]
Davy, let me just state the facts:
1 - I had secured RubberDucky's nearly full natural and mineral natural AFTER mining OUT my main, my natural, my mineral natural, and the south island.
2 - After I shot down 6 dropships and 8 valkries with my carriers, you killed four of 9 with cloaked wraiths... 3 of those four had Parasites. I had 6,000 in the bank and I left the parasited carriers behind so the 7 in my queue could finish. I had forces in my queue that couldn't build and still had 6000/6000 in the bank. Finally I had to trade some forces so that I could build the arbiters.
3 - I attached 5 observers to 5 seperate carriers in my fleet... try comstating and picking out all five?
I had another bunch around the map if those five failed, and my carriers were 3/3.
4 - I had a bunch of templar and goons sitting around. I figured... "Let him kill a nexus at a mined out site... come closer to my cliff that has shield batteries!"
5 - I was throwing money down all game on spaced out cannons at all my sites to slow down any "rapid attacks". By the time you seiged anywhere I was concerned about, I could pick you apart.
6 - How much money did you still have mining in? Your forces weren't replaceable right?
7 - Tank/Goliath Combo? Vs Air? Isn't that just Goliaths? Your Valkries were NOTHING... they died so fast even i was shocked. All I had to to was protect my tech and money while picking you apart. I saw no signs of Ghosts, and that should tell everyone here how prepared you were to fight me... even you, in your idiocy, don't mention Ghosts.
8 - I had your push scouted dude... I watched you kill Twips mineral natural and fight the force of cracklings and hydras that he was going to use on me. It was fun throwing storm on both of your forces.
9 - I got tank pushed by a good tank pusher in a subsequent game (Bear with Gas)... Davy... I dropped two reavers on your tank group... killed 4, and another died from your own tanks! You suck? Where were your goliaths then? (BTW, thanks for letting me clear enough supply for the arbiters with that productive drop)

This is too funny. I guess it's a pet peeve of mine when people rub in if they win... you've taken the cake by rubbing in "I owned YRM" on a game that you clearly had NO CHANCE of winning. The only things I did wrong that game were letting you piss me off and not having a DSL modem yet.

I guess if someone picks where to fight their battles, you must be owning them... my bad. People here know that I know first hand about getting OWNED... heh, and you weren't gonna do it. Just say to yourself, "I yam amazing" and you'll feel better.

I didn't even need to respond to this, because the people here defending me have probably kicked my ass before and know that I don't deny it. I just thought it would be entertaining to reply.












#29 (relay.atinc.com)[14202]
Oh yeah, I had 4 D-Web ready corsairs north of my carriers to assist vs wraiths and gollies... I could have switched to heavy corsiars and zealots/reavers in a heartbeat...

Another mistake I made was not taking screenshots... I didn't realize Davy would say this stuff until after the game when I asked Twip who dropped me (my lag gets bad for a few minutes, then goes away for about 20, then repeats, don't ask...). Twip told me that Davy said he was owning me and I dropped.

#30 T_Mac (ts7-57t-47.idirect.com)[14203]
that bear with gas guy has SKILLS, im still aching from the beatdown his terran gave my toss

i gotta remember that terran ground owns toss ground
#31 (relay.atinc.com)[14205]
Yeah, Bear-With-Gas pushed me before I had air support on rivalry in a 2-2 with Kadabra. Now that was a "real" tank push... Bear owns. Bob_the_Newt was bear's partner and he and Kadabra were going back and forth while Bear pushed to perfection.
#32 (relay.atinc.com)[14215]
This is to Twip... the only way I could have lost this game was if Davy had been smart and let you attack me before battling it out with your little horde of forces below your main. In a FFA, you always let people fight it out if possible before stepping in. The only successfull attack against me came when I was mind-controling the remains of Ducky's stuff in the mid-game. (4 carriers for 8 valks and 6 dropships isn't a win Davy) I was going to use an all Terran expansion at Ducky's natural to save supply from excess probes. I was planning on teching to medics to remove all of the awful parasites, and Twip took my budding expansion down with a hard crackling swarm before I could adequately defend that site. Of course, I retook it later.

And Templar ARE good vs tanks in open area if you rush zealots in first. That is what lead to TRD's "I'm not dropping because Templar are gay" comment. I do believe TRD about why he left, but since it was right after losing a bunch of tanks to storm, he made that disclaimer.
#33 AnderKryst (edjproxy1.edwardjones.com)[14221]
Report: Stunk. No flow. Leaves out vital stuff. Never knew what was going on because it 'jumped around'.
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Now for the fun stuff :)

As veteran of having connections being terminated between myself and the internet, I would have to say that being down 20k in points, regardless of the situation, does not constitute a victory on reporter's part. If there was a small difference in score and YRM had no offensive weapons, then yes, reporter would have won.

Seems like the old Disconnect-equals-automatic-win-syndrome. Judging from what I see, Everyone'sRoleModel had the upper hand. Heck, if you are 'waiting' for arbiters, you are going to do something nasty.
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#34 Davy (bartnas1-21.ionet.net)[14223]
First off, you keep mention 6 valks, 8 dropsips, and 3 wraiths. I had 3 valks and 4 wraiths attack from one side to confuse you while i had 12 other cloaked wraiths attack from the other to do the real damage. And you keep saying i wasted dropships? I needed to clear up some supply so I could get more units to own your ass.

You also didn't have Ducky's natural secured. You had 2 canons and a couple zealots you dumbass.
#35 Davy (bartnas1-21.ionet.net)[14224]
Oh yeah, and your reavers didn't kill 4-5 tanks you putz. They only killed 2!!!! As soon as i saw shuttle i stimmed marines toward it. You only got off 2 shots i believe....
#36 Davy (bartnas1-21.ionet.net)[14225]
Oh yeah, and your reavers didn't kill 4-5 tanks you putz. They only killed 2!!!! As soon as i saw shuttle i stimmed marines toward it. You only got off 2 shots i believe....
#37 (relay.atinc.com)[14228]
It was 8 valks and 6 dropships. I might have killed some wraiths. Two cannons? I had about 3 at the natural and about 5 more at the mineral natural... what were you going to do? Drop on me? Oh yeah, you cleared space with dropship instead of some of your NON-MINING SCVs, smart. I figured I'd warp in some more production buildings and run you over too, but you dropped me. I guess that's what had me frustrated... you DIDN'T want to drop me early when I had reaver drops for Twip and TRD, but... in the end, Twip didn't drop me, and I didn't drop me, and I didn't lose my connection to b-net... so... I guess *wink wink* no one will ever be able to figure out what would have happened if you hadn't dropped me.

You're right, supported Carriers over cliffs with shield batteries and observer/cannon detection everywhere are easy to kill with golaiths and wraiths. I guess I would have just had to keep making them huh?

Anyway, everyone knows you lost, and what's more, nobody really cares. I am only keeping up this thread for entertainment value. This is good reading huh folks?

Here you go Davy, all that stuff I said was lies... I only had one probe and a pylon left and I disconnected on purpose. You really had all that stuff you said, AND the battlecruisers and ghosts that might have really made a difference... you're just being humble.

Davy = Champion of the World.

Tanks > Carriers
YRM
#38 (relay.atinc.com)[14230]
I have the record for most uses of the word drop in one paragraph now.

Drop from game, and actual reaver drops... grrr. I am confusing.
#39 (relay.atinc.com)[14232]
2 shots would normally not kill four tanks... most intellegent people space out their tanks. Think what you want.
#40 Peter (bartnas1-32.ionet.net)[14233]
Hmm..Don't you hate people who think their soOo good, and when they lose, they act like a pre-k schoolar. Thats YRM for you. A real, real sore loser. People just hate it when they get beat by Davy. Good job Davy. Keep up the good work!
#41 Davy (bartnas1-21.ionet.net)[14234]
argh dude, you didn't have any shield batteries on the cliff at ducky's expansion...i know because i scanned their making sure no photon canons were up there.your expansion was dead dude. You keep saying that tanks>carriers, i know you are saying this to try and be funny because it isn't. I had effective counters to everything you had. and stop lying about the god damn valkyries i only built for the whole game. I didn't have that many non-mining SCVs either, they were all at a fully operational expansion. YOU WERE ON THE DEFENSE. SO WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN SCORE BECAUSE IT DOESNT MATTER WHEN YOU ARENT DOING ANYTHING.
#42 Blank (143.hartford-01-02rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[14235]
heheheh, tanks can take 3 reaver scarabs if they run when before the scarab hits =] heheheh

I feel cool

Blank

Davy sucks ;-]
#43 [FLS]prozerran[14237]
I had always been wondering, why does Twip like putting his comments on all red.
#44 Johnny_Vegas (staff-8.ahnet.net)[14238]
Good question FLS. Hehe. Well this whole thing is pretty funny IMHO. Of course I know YRM had the game won. Davy sounds like a punk kid. Heh. I suggest you two have a GRUDGE MATCH!!!!
#45 Mark4 (1Cust17.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[14239]
Everybody like the way Davy posted as Peter? A smarter person might have noticed the IP address gets posted on comments. And a little FFA hint for you Davy, being defensive and maxing out your supply is not a sign of losing.
#46 Mark4 (1Cust17.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[14240]
Oh yeah, and have a grudge match. I think Johnny should BR it! =]
#47 Davy (bartnas1-21.ionet.net)[14244]
DAMNIT I DIDNT POST AS PETER THAT WAS MY FRIEND THAT I GAVE THE URL TO IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME MY ICQ IS 16806546 AND HIS IS 31477736 ARGH WE ARE BOTH ON AT SAME TIME AND WE HAVE SAME ISP DAMNIT. I WOULDN'T MIND A GRUDGE MATCH BUT I HAVE BAND PRACTICE THEN A FOOTBALL GAME TODAY SORRY MAYBE TOMMORROW!
#48 AnderKryst (edjproxy2.edwardjones.com)[14247]
I eagerly await YRM's next putdown. :)
#49 HolyAnarchy (198.111.46.52)[14248]
Lol, man davy, give it up. Who was winning? IT DOESNT MATTER WHO WAS WINNING! It's a game, ok? Also, YRM isn't know to be the best player out there...but he did own me...but I owned you, Davy. =). Anyway, it was just a game, and I think that your taking this way to far. Calm down. I was also in NH when you came back, and I was not happy the way you kept cussing, spamming, and yelling in all CAPS. Practicly everyone squelched you. Go away, you loser cap locks spammer. YRM ownz.
#50 (relay.atinc.com)[14249]
Grudge Matches are fine and good, but whether or not Davy can beat me 1-1 wouldn't change the fact that I had him in this game. If he beats me one on one, great, it doesn't change anything... if I beat him, it still doesn't change anything.

I didn't have shield batteries at Ducky's natural, I had them on my Main. But let's say you started hitting the outer cannons with tanks, heading towards 6:00... how long does it take me to warp in 3-4 new shield batteries with 6,000/6,000? At the time you were attacking towards my main, but I wasn't worried with 12 carriers sitting there and the ability to stasis you or recall around the map coming with my nearly finished arbiters.

Counters are fine and good Davy, but the best counter to Carriers is lockdown, and you didn't have it. Goliaths DON'T beat carriers at 3/3 with cliffs around... and wraiths are only good if I can't see them. Don't forget I could just d-web your tanks if I wanted to attack on the ground. I had counters to everything too, and a maxed out Protoss economy. I was not "sitting there doing nothing"... I attacked Twip and TRD at strategic times with good result. I held of a Ducky tank push pretty well before he left (that's not why he left). You mean I shouldn't have let you fight Twip for me? Twip was getting ready to swarm me... sure, you guys fight it out. FFA is different than 1-1, and I happen to be a fairly good FFA player because I know how to watch the balance of the game.

Terran are GREAT in FFA (especially with ghosts/nuke or supported battlecruiser fleets), and I have to admit, they do have the best combination of units if they are on equal footing with the other races BUT.. not MINED OUT vs a top tech 200 supply, money in the bank, money coming in Protoss player with cannon coverage over HALF the map and a mobile force.

I'll rematch you when I get a DSL connection so that you can't use MY LAG as an opportunity to grap your own jock, Davy. You looked at what I had after the game, I am sure... probably seeing about 80% of it not counting spare cash, spell abilities, stacked or covered unit, and units in the queue.

I have an idea though, why don't you go tell more of your "friends" to post? Maybe they could tell me how you really had 12 ghosts with clone lockdown coming too? Wait... couldn't I just recall my carriers back to the shield batteries if the 12 of them got in trouble? Oh yeah...
#51 Ioti (205.168.7.27)[14251]
I'm having FUN reading all of this... quite entertaining.... "As The Tank Wheel Turns" and I will definitely have to remember recall next time I use a carrier swarm that gets lockdowned.... BTW, what's the best way to prevent your carrier swarm from getting plagued besides spacing them out?
#52 (relay.atinc.com)[14255]
Yeah, this is kind of fun... at first, I was really pissed off at Davy, but I really have to thank him for providing an interesting little piece of daily intertainment. That's also why I keep firing back...

loti, my MAIN concern WAS plague by Twip... if he had plagued my Carrier fleet, a good EMP blast by Davy might have put those carriers down fast enough that I might end up struggling to stop the tank push. Fortunately, Davy attacked Twip for me, and I didn't notice any defilers.

You can avoid plague by scouting a bit ahead if possible or by doing Carrier hit and runs... Attack a unit with your Carriers... as soon as your interceptors launch, retreat your carriers. The interceptors, say 12 carriers, 8 interceptors each, will kill most units in one pass before retreating with your Carriers. You do this near cliffs or over islands to take out key units and retreat before storm or EMP or plague can hit. Of course, there is no way to ALWAYS avoid plague, but that's what I do.
#53 (relay.atinc.com)[14256]
I am spelling like The Rubber Ducky today... crud. =)
#54 (relay.atinc.com)[14257]
In defense of how powerful a fully teched, maxed out Protoss player with carriers, support and cash is... ask Heartcutter why he always took Mark4 out of the FFA games first as a top priority...
#55 [5th]Krebster (spider-te033.proxy.aol.com)[14264]
Why even argue about a ffa unless the other 2 players each killed the same amounts of units that cost the same from both of you ffa's dont really show skill and thats probably why i win them.
#56 (relay.atinc.com)[14269]
Anyone can win a FFA, but just ask .Praetor, there is some skill involved in trying to balance everyone else below you rather than kill one person and leave yourself open.

Davy probably did have more kills and units lost than I did, since he had a few battles with Twip. Some of his score was surely from kills, while mine was mostly from the power I had saved up. I had some periods of very cost effective killing, but when I was dropped I was 20,000+ ahead of Davy, despite the fact that he got points from fighting Twip.

I only argue like this when I am 100% sure of what I am saying...

Fact is though, had Davy come out and said (or said to Twip) "Well it looks like you dropped before the game could be decided 100%, I think I might have won eventually, but good game." I probably would have let it slide, knowing for sure that I had it, but oh well... instead, he tells Twip how he was owning me when I dropped. To be OWNING someone, I think they have to have less than 200 supply, but what do I know?
#57 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[14274]
Christ. What a whacked-out thread. Don't you already have the title of YourCommentWhore? (:

If you want to have a little 1 on 1 grudge match against this kid, would you mind if I came out of the shadows of obscurity to report it? I can even upload the pictures to a different site to imbed them in the report, this time. (;

By the way, I try to avoid grudge matches, but hell, I think *I* could spank this kid.
#58 (relay.atinc.com)[14276]
You and I still have to play Tyderis (Dev)... I'll play you when my ISP is improved to a DSL line. I wouldn't mind a grudge match vs Davy once my ISP is reliable. Maybe I win, maybe I lose... but if I lose, at least when Davy claims a win it would be truth. =)

Dev, look me up on the Internet Gaming Zone if you don't see me on Battlenet. Add me as a buddy or something.
#59 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-1-88-56k.gallipoli[14277]
<font color="#FF0000" size="2">I dunno YRM. What if that supply is 100 Dropships? :D

That's a good question FLS. I think reason #1 is that I subconsciously miss my website, where it was red-on-black, and I don't keep up with it much anymore. Also, #2, I LIKE the color red...bleh. Oh yeah...and reason #3: I wrote a little program that types out all the tags when I hit Ctrl-Alt-/. Meow.

And YRM hit something. I need to remember to use Defilers again. Ultras too!!! I've played EverQuest too long. :o(

<B><I>Don't let this happen to you kiddies.</I></B>

Anyway...as for Davy, STFU because: the ratio of your side to YRM's is like 1000:1, you're just pissing people off with that type of talk anyway. Besides...YRM's parasitic Probes say he wasn't in that much trouble.
#60 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-1-88-56k.gallipoli[14278]
<font color="#FF0000" size="2">Err...I forgot to add the point of reason #3: it's because I CAN. :D
#61 [WaK]Farmer. (nic-c34-150.mw.mediaone.net)[14279]
Hmm, I know Davy... he likes to talk and say he "owns" people... especially after getting raped on Dire
#62 AQD3[14282]
I was in NWTR for a little bit of the post game conversation. The part that sticks out is how Davy said that that Mark4 was going to delete the report and Shy^smurf said he was going to go sell out Mark4 about it. Then SS came back in and told Davy he was a fool and the report sucked. =]
#63 Khorne_wargod (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[14283]
DON'T INSULT YRM!!! He has a lot better rep then you and it was just a game. Stick a pole up your %^^ and jump off a cliff.
#64 Forgery (137.104.166.211)[14285]
I personally like my strategy of expanding 4-6 times(on a large map) before a barracks/gateway/pool. Sounds insane but only in ffa does it work, just sometimes not too well. =) Plus luck has a lot to do with it, but people don't expect it so I often get away with it. Ducky has seen me do it before, and it gave me advantage well into the game. But then I got sloppy and probably would have gotten killed. You ever gonna br that ducky? Anyways, Forgery>cheese
#65 Forgery (137.104.166.211)[14286]
I personally like my strategy of expanding 4-6 times(on a large map) before a barracks/gateway/pool. Sounds insane but only in ffa does it work, just sometimes not too well. =) Plus luck has a lot to do with it, but people don't expect it so I often get away with it. Ducky has seen me do it before, and it gave me advantage well into the game. But then I got sloppy and probably would have gotten killed. You ever gonna br that ducky? Anyways, Forgery>cheese
#66 Forgery (137.104.166.211)[14287]
Dual posts. Odd.
#67 Papa'Smurf (ts4-1.amery.spacestar.net)[14289]
Fun Fun Bubble Gum.

My worthless post of the day.
#68 BomberII15 (spider-wb083.proxy.aol.com)[14299]
Davy seems to have realizaed how stupid he was making himself look and decided to shut up. Oh well, as long as battlereports keep on getting posted this site is entertaining, but the occasional personality clash is really fun. Heh

later
BomberII15
#69 DFA (spider-tm074.proxy.aol.com)[14310]
Ok i stopped reading this about half way down, but from what i have read read

Davy -Grow up and get a life you are living in a fantasy world about "winning" that game, first off it's a game, people lose and people win,you don't go and make a report to make yourself look better, it doesn't work that way, anyhoo i'm sure YRM would OWN your 11 yearold ass anyday, =) damn kids

DFA
#70 Muppet (32.97.148.1)[14314]
So this is what a <3.0 report looks like.

#71 heheheheheh (d46.as5.dytn.oh.voyager.net)[14315]
Davy eats toe cheese
#72 JoLLy~TeAcuP<font color=red> <i>(BR.COM TeaCup)</i><font color=black> (proxy3-ex[14348]
i remember you davy. from the helping edge tourney. i watch you play a game vs holy anarchy. u just built zealots 'til you got like 12 which took u a hella long time, then didn't attack. then anarchy came in with 5 mutas and killed u.
#73 FOS`Entaro`FOS (galaxy.singnet.com.sg)[14382]
I give the above poem-like comment a Gold!

Davy...
Tourney...
Anarchy...

Wow!
#74 Tenchu (bartnas3-02.ionet.net)[14394]
I've know davy since 6th grade and he wouldn't lie if he didnt drop someone he didn't drope someone...if he won he probably won but who really gives a crap its a game... if you really care meet half way then duke it out man to man
and that is my first and last comment here
#75 Davy (bartnas1-18.ionet.net)[14395]
FOR THE RECORD THAT WAS NOT ME SO DONT THINK IT WAS
#76 Tenchu (bartnas3-02.ionet.net)[14397]
I am not Davy i live in the same town of davy and it is called a very good ISP! so don't get bitchy at him thinking im him IM not ill regret this but my icq is 35148232 we are on at the same time(actually im always on)but IM NOT DAVY so dont think i am
#77 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[14434]
My guess is Davy has been going around to all his buddies houses, logging on, and writing comments. And who the hell actually believes he's in both football and band at the same time. I mean really, when I was in high school band and football both had after school practices. Its not like you could be in both.
#78 (relay.atinc.com)[14436]
I'm not going to drive wherever to beat up someone half my age over a game of Starcraft, but I sure will rematch when I get my DSL line.

I wish my town was like the "Town of Davy" so I could have a good ISP. Davy must be good to have a town named after him.

Anyway, I hold no animosity towards Davy anymore... If I had known you were just some kid in JR. High or something, I would have just let you run your mouth and lie all you want. It's not that big of a deal.
#79 Tenchu (bartnas4-28.ionet.net)[14448]
Retards, it's not the "Town of Davy" its a typo (never done that) its same town as davy, and he's not in band and football that would be impossible. The band plays at football games.No Davy has never been to my house before either i just see him a school and football games.
#80 knalB (64.hartford-08-09rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[14450]
I still say Davy sucks...

err, I'm not Blank either.. I'm his.... grandmother... yeah...

We have the same IP because we're related, that's all.

yeah...

#81 Blank (64.hartford-08-09rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[14451]
FOR THE RECORD THAT WAS NOT ME THAT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER, I JUST GAVE HER THE URL ;-]

Blank
#82 (relay.atinc.com)[14461]
Hey Blank, you and your Grandmother knalB should come and live in the Town of Davy with me. I am going to pack up and move there so I can get on a good ISP.

You should also bring your brother, bAlkn, too. We could all learn how to play the flute.
#83 Davy (bartnas1-47.ionet.net)[14464]
Argh, you guys really think that I've been going over to my friends house? I didn't even tell them to post! And what I meant by going to football game with band I meant that the band is going to march at half-time and then be the pep band.
#84 pitt (c697830-a.nwbtn1.ct.home.com)[14470]
wow davy i think you win the zero tact AND zero relevance award for today. You're on a roll, and don't think about taking ginkoba or something to smarten ye up! You should be proud of your moronic attributes!
#85 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[14471]
Well, at least BR.com has a very large following in the "Town of Davy" because even though he didn't tell his friends to post they somehow all found the site and his report anyway =]
#86 AnderKryst (edjproxy2.edwardjones.com)[14472]
You know, someone might find this whole 'discussion' pointless and childish...

I find it very amusing. I hearby award Davy with the abassador to Battle.net title. :)
#87 (relay.atinc.com)[14476]
I have gone from being ready to tear Davy a new orifice to feeling sorry for him. He doesn't get that I am just kidding around with him by now...

Davy, you're about 13 or so right? I can understand why you'd think you were going to beat me... I was holding alot of my power back for the best place to fight my battles. I hadn't used any effort to fight Davy as of that point, so he probably had alot of confidence. It doesn't matter now anyway... I guess I just hate when I am shortchanged... as I have stated before, I'm not the best player, but I know when I have adequate forces to kick some butt vs anything.

Anyway... I know that there is no "Town of Davy", and if you look, there is a different number in the IPs of Davy and his buddy... at least some of them.

...and even if he did go door to door typing messages, I feel even more sorry for him. No hard feelings on my end Davy, at least not anymore.
#88 DFA (spider-wb024.proxy.aol.com)[14497]
Comment might be a little late, but i would just like to say thank you for making me laugh so hard about the "Town of Davy" , this was well worth all that was put into it, great job guys!!!hehe

DFA
#89 (221.np5.np.dialup.na[14502]
No comment is a little late. =)

You and your grandmother should come and live in DavyTown too... AFD, DFA, YourModelRole, Blank, knalb, etc... we'll all be there on the "it's called a good ISP". Won't you be my... oh, won't you beeee... my neighor.
#90 DFA (spider-tm074.proxy.aol.com)[14531]
why not play a little more, well since i would really enjoy time at the "Town of Davy" i went ahead and got some directions for everyone, First you gonna want to hit the closest interstate towards Alabamer, home of davy, upon getting off near hicksville you want to take a right near the large oak tree and follow the dirt road about 4 more trees and 2 corn fields, passing the old 1934 ford on blocks. next you wanna take a left near the old fence, passing jimbobs and suzylo'anns house, you will see a sign that says "Welcome to the town or DAVY" carved into a rock with the population of 2, soon to be 8 or so to join Davy and his buddy that doesn't know him but still found a way to post at this report=) I hope to see you all their soon so we can play the bango in the band with davy and pack lots of chewing tabbacy=) oh i will also bring the FDA and DAF i hope to see you all their with your grandmothers and please bring some black eyes pea soup too, anyway enough of my poor humor

FAD
#91 DFA (spider-tm074.proxy.aol.com)[14532]
Oh and don't forget to bring your trolly and a nice light blue zipper sweater and TWO count em two pairs of shoes.. whoowhoo welcome to the land of make believe
#92 Fractal_Wave (24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com)[14574]
Hil-bloody-arious
#93 Glak (dhcp-219-189.res.UMassD.Edu)[14577]
DAVY PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT YOU SO TURN ON THE RESPECT BY HITTING THE BUTTON BELOW THE TAB BUTTON BUT IT MIGHT BE MISLABELED ON YOUR KEYBOARD THEN PEOPLE WILL RESPECT YOU BECAUSE YOUR LETTERS WILL BE BIG AND STRONG
#94 Comment Whore (SNFCB704-03.splitrock.net)[14603]
Bear wit gas = Ahs?
#95 Seriva (sanduser1041.bossig.com)[14610]
One odd thing about Davy's friend's posts... they're ringed by Davy's posts... Anyone think he was just waiting for them to be posted?

::squeeks his flute in the Town of Davy, oh what i'd do for a w..o..n..d..e.[reconnecting].r..f..u..l ISP!::

Ser(How do I play B-flat on the flute?)iva
#96 Whoop (pool0646.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[14620]
96!!
#97 Whoop's Dog (pool0646.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[14621]
97!!!
#98 Whoop's Starcraft Figure (pool0646.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[14623]
98!!!@@!!!
#99 Whoop's Fat Ass (pool0646.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[14624]
99 Comments! Only one more to bust 100!
#100 JSH (nscs40p12.remote.umass.edu)[14626]
Haha I got 100th comment! I look down upon all you single and double digit people.
#101 DFA (spider-wn082.proxy.aol.com)[14634]
I'm with JSH silly peons!!! Bow down to Asswhoop'n 101
#102 SnowSquall (a11a211.neo.rr.com)[14775]
Sad that a 2 report is in the top 5 for comments... :P
#103 Hamster Man (sanduser1088.bossig.com)[14828]
And yet another comment is posted
#104 DFA (spider-wj084.proxy.aol.com)[14966]
I always check back on this, it was so much fun at the time, just to let you all know to keep a dead joke alive!!! i now live in the town of davy and i am very happy here
Now off to the HOEDOWN
#105 Bixby-O'Baxter[39634]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I finally tracked this report down because I was curious about the "Davy" quote. Glad to have found its source (and the source of a few more quotes too) at last. Did the grudge match ever take place? Does Davy still show his face on b.net? These are questions that will never be answered because I'm fairly sure nobody will ever read this post. And even if they do, I probably won't be back to read their response. :-P

PS: I'm not Baxter; I live in the same town of Baxter and it is called a very good ISP!
#106 Limp_Bizkit666[49841]
206.117.45.191
I own baxter....

and davy = funny..

hehe, i think he was in his world when he played it, and maybe never recovered from it. hhheheheh

oh well

byeya

p.s-MY QUOTES ARE GREATER THAN DAVY's!!!
#107 FuXXOr[57669]
ip106.herndon38.va.pub-ip.psi.net
asdf FUNNY
#108 John[106592]
adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Last
#109 BigD[107816]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Man, this comment section is funny. Poor Davy.
#110 Davy[111125]
7-167.barcpe.cableone.net
haha..wankers
#111 UraniumAnchor[125468]
216-38-53-60.ip.amisp.net
Haha...idiot.



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