| #1 Toth[463] |
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| LOL (I laughed :) I can't believe it...wow... |
| #2 Mark4[465] |
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| Yup, that guy was an oxygen thief. Hunt him down and kill him for stealing it from every other human on earth. |
| #3 Bob the Newt[467] |
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| LOL |
| #4 Qwert[492] |
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| Is this real??!! |
| #5 :+renegade95+:[495] |
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I"VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A RETARTED MORON! KILL THE OVERLORD WITH MY SCV! THAT'S WISE! LOLLOLLOLROFL
WHAT WAS HIS NAME? ID LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH HIM
+_+RENEGADE |
| #6 Flint79[499] |
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As I recall...his name was [yay!] or something like that....
And yes....this is a real story |
| #7 Johnny_Vegas[500] |
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Obviously he bought Starcraft that same day.
Newbie time! |
| #8 KrakAttakRR[501] |
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| Excuse me as I piss my pants laughing hysterically. I may be a newbie, but even I'm not that dumb, and neither is Disco Stu...heh...we need more morons in Battle.net for people like me to get easy wins off of! |
| #9 [FLS]prozerran[503] |
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| He must be thinking that your Overlord is gonna infest his SCV's. =] lol |
| #10 I played this kid[506] |
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5 minutes into the game I scouted him with and scv he followed my scv back to my base right into my buners while still trying to get the same scv then I went back to his main and kiiled him with that one scv
He realy sucked |
| #11 Flint79[528] |
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| I dunno about that, Vegas...apparently his record was 4/54 or something like that. I think he somehow never learned about the units of Zerg or Protoss at all. Much like people get through school without learning to read....he is absorbing nothing about Starcraft. |
| #12 Johnny_Vegas[529] |
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LOL Funny. 5-54? hmm It sounds like some half-blind 75 year old man with one arm.
That's what you would have to be to get that record! Well then there is the military experience you would have obtained in WWII if you were that old. That would give you an advantage at least. =] |
| #13 [e]ralessi[531] |
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| LoL... funny stuff. Once this guys name was like nowinsforme and his record was like 0-350... LOL!! |
| #14 Bulgarokton[552] |
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| Funny story lol! :) |
| #15 maestro~[558] |
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| ral, u aren't confusing your own record now are u?? hehe. i once saw a guy rated 90. yes 90, on ladder i think it was last season and he was something like 0-194. his normal record was pretty bad too, but my god man, win a damn game for once. |
| #16 Flint79[559] |
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| Only thing that would have made this story better was if his partner was a Turbo Newbie as well. It would have rocked if his Protoss Ally sent in Zealots to attack my lord...misclicked...and helped him kill the cc even faster. The odds of that happening have gotta be in the Trillions...I still like to daydream about it sometimes though. |
| #17 :+renegade95+:[567] |
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wouldnt that rock if o lords had an upgrade that would make them attack? and like urinate on stuff? (nasty i know)
that would be funny tho |
| #18 Smoked Pork[658] |
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| Wheesh, this one was tough to rate. Based solely on "battle report content" it gets absolutley no points...but it was definitely humorous. So enjoy your 5. |
| #19 Flint79[659] |
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| LOL...Thanks. |
| #20 JJ (ATLNB312-07.splitrock.net)[14983] |
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| well, just today, i saw the guy rated 1...... LOL LOL LOL LOL! When I asked him how it felt to suck, he said "beeth niiice!" and left.... LOL |
| #21 jimmy[136532] |
| CWPP-p-203-54-206-63.prem.tmns.net.au |
Well,hahaha. These days it would get a 2-3.
-NJ |
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