| #1 Headless_Clown (cr647412-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com)[15978] |
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| Bob said he'd kill me if i didn't comment, i have nothing to say yet, this better be good bob! |
| #2 Headless_Clown (cr647412-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com)[15979] |
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| Since it seems so important to post the first comment, I own you all now, muahahaha (once again, i better be commenting on a good report) |
| #3 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[15980] |
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3rd comment.
It counts for a lot since its best BR ever. |
| #4 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[15981] |
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| hahahahahahaha I guess I get 1 comment per 10 seconds it's up =] |
| #5 Sp|nE (dialup0609-pri.voicenet.com)[15982] |
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| It certainly is gay Bob, it certainly is. |
| #6 Phiber~Optik (Hope-to-be BR.COM Helper) (dt031nb5.san.rr.com)[15984] |
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Hilarious. I must hand it to you Bob, that was a funny, enjoyable report. Very fun to read. I look forward to reading your reports like I did YourRoleModel a while back.
Keep it up !! =] |
#7  (pool0505.cvx9-brad[15986] |
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| Damn its WIDE.. well I'll go read it |
| #8 DoomDragon (port5-18.gettysburg.desupernet.net)[15988] |
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| YES!!!! THE BR FINALLY APPEARS! I can't wait to see what he says about me and -=~KaDaBrA~=- in part 2 :). This should get a 9 or so |
| #9 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-68.raex.com)[15990] |
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| HEhe nice br bob i forgot all about that game. Can't wait to see how gay you make me look in the second half. And a tip for all you players: Its ok to backstab in a FFA if its to kill a queer like POW :P |
| #10 Wisest~Yoda (ppp54.blueriver.mwt.net)[15993] |
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| sweet |
| #11 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[15994] |
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| It's only wide if you were a bad little boy and didn't let it load all the way, Vegas. |
| #12 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-68.raex.com)[15995] |
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| Ya vegas you dummy :P |
| #13 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[15996] |
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| bob he shouldn't have to let it load all the way now go fix that whore and dont mess up again ^_^ |
| #14 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-68.raex.com)[15998] |
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| Ya vegas you dummy :P |
| #15 Mog (proxy1.busy1.on.home.com)[15999] |
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Purdy good Bob, however you do know my awesome 6.3 owns this janky piece 'o crap! Just joshing, it's a superb battle report fit for Kings ... but not King-Lewis, if that's what you were thinking ...
CANADA FOR LIFE
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#16  (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDE[16001] |
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Hey this report is good!
And of course my favorite part was that ronin's BC died to nothing. |
| #17 OrcManiac (ppp039.90.mmtl.videotron.net)[16002] |
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| Good job once again bob you own at battlereport(gotta be good at something uh ?) hehe. It look like u got all the battles but im pretty sure PP won cuz he said best report ever 8( gay toss........GO TERRAN GO DOOMDRAGON oh well..on a sidenote kudos to the staff the new stuff on the site is kick ass ;()( |
| #18 (pool0505.cvx9-brad[16003] |
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| Great Report Bob! Of course I'll have to give it the -3 deduction for losing to you the other day. Hehe.. j/k This thing was FUNNE! |
| #19 DoomDragon (port5-18.gettysburg.desupernet.net)[16004] |
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| I have no life. I am refreshing every 30 seconds to be able to insta-respond to anything. Thanks for cheering me on, orc :). Ending'll be a suprise, and the new layout does rock. |
| #20 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[16009] |
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| this report was really good. Too bad i'm not in it. Might make my sorry ass famous....oh wait...i sux. Oh well, time for more starcraft...... |
| #21 yavoon' (a24b31n64client68.hawaii.rr.com)[16010] |
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| this is the singley most entertaining report ever. How could it not get a 10? |
| #22 Drefsab (208.210.56.27)[16011] |
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| hehe, good report. I hope zerg wins. How long until part 2 Bob? |
| #23 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[16018] |
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Cool, yav likes it, maybe he'll show me how to play out of gratitude =]
To Drefsab - When I finish it =] |
| #24 Peon-of-War (user-33qti4q.dialup.mindspring.com)[16020] |
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| Alt text should be banned. . .. |
| #25 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16021] |
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Famous Bob=Ownage
Damn Bob, that was cool. Too bad I was killing Ronin instead of Heartcutter, that would have been cooler. He did act kind of dumb though when he retreated his 4 BCs, sci vessels, and M&Ms to the supply depot instead of trying to save his base, but Ronin is just weird I guess, or he had supply depot=starport hack on. |
| #26 Eggfoo-young/Dabel (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[16023] |
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| Bob. That was damn funny. Why for I gotta follow a good report like that? Back to work on mine so I can make the wednesday deadline I set for myself. But so far it looks no where near as good as yours. My hat's off. |
| #27 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-68.raex.com)[16025] |
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| This thing sure did get alot of posts in the first hour, god damn. Why dont we just start a forum in here. An for the billionth time people, NO I WILL NOT REVEAL THE ENDING. Youll just hafta wait. All Ill say is youll me shocked, appauled, nausiated, confused, and left with a sense of, ChaaAAasgsag? |
| #28 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-68.raex.com)[16026] |
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| And YES I realize I totally suck at spelling. I cant type worth a damn. Sue me. |
#29  (pool0250.cvx10-bra[16029] |
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Bob sux
Nuff said |
| #30 soulsplitter' (spider-wd061.proxy.aol.com)[16030] |
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| Nice BR Bob, and whats with all the people with new names, trying to be hidden. I think i played a BC something that was Mark4?? Geez, dont know who anyone is these days. |
| #31 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[16033] |
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| Bob the newt = klingon for "da shiz" which is ebonics for "composer of good battle reports" which is 'ol english for "He who composeth the word of the lord." |
| #32 Puedlfor (wwwcache-01-e3b.jump.net)[16034] |
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| I liked it. |
| #33 Rupeo (1Cust239.tnt13.sfo3.da.uu.net)[16035] |
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Great report, but I dont seem to be showing many of the screeshots. I know others must have had this problem before, whats going on?
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| #34 Rupeo (1Cust239.tnt13.sfo3.da.uu.net)[16036] |
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| Doh! I didnt let the page load up all the way. Never mind. |
#35  (fjwilson.reshall.uc[16038] |
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Very cool. And know what? Dragon Rushes are cool =).
I hope the second half is even gayer!!!! |
| #36 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[16040] |
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It is praetor., it is.
ACK whoop they chose you for rater instead of me you sux =P |
| #37 Anonymous Bastard (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[16041] |
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| Put another picture of Richard Simmons, he rox. DREAM MAKER RULZ U ALL! |
| #38 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16044] |
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| I'm currently scanning that IP. Don't worry guys, he'll never post again. |
| #39 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16047] |
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Nuke is locked on! Do you feel lucky, punk?
Watch out for red laser lights on your head today, One of them will mean your end.
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| #40 FOS`Entaro`FOS (galaxy.singnet.com.sg)[16067] |
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Great report. Man bob_the_Newt can go into the Hall of Fame section of this site and have a comment like "First Author Ever to Present a Battle in a Homosexual Way". Hehehe, I mean, .Praetor got "First Author Ever to Present a Battle in a Fictional Way", right?
By the way, Bob and Johnny? I wrote a report on that game between you two that I observed but the pictures won't turn out! Man, I repeat, the report will suck if there's no pictures, it'll get a 2.5 or something! Help! |
| #41 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[16068] |
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| Good report, Bob. "First Author Ever to Present a Battle in a Homosexual Way" sounds good =] |
| #42 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16075] |
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| Before you guys nominate Bob the best homosexual to ever visit the site or whatever you must remember that he is my SLAVE so I'm actually responsible for all his BRs. You can still give him biggest homosexual award though, cause I'm not to interested in that one. |
#43  (relay.atinc.com)[16076] |
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What about Whoop's Ricky Martin singing probes??? Huh???
I laughed when I saw your title marquee... I laughed again when I went back and held the mouse over every picture to see what you wrote in your ALT tab.
The ALT tab, by the way, is the reason the report opens at 35234264 pixels wide. Bob's ALT tabs are wordy. Great work as always, you're gonna be the next YRM! er... wait, I'm him.
I was kind of pissed you didn't tell me how it ended. Persian should win, but my gut feeling says that losing his fleet and island might cost him if one of the other players can get Ronin's old natural.
You'd better post it soon... grrrr. |
| #44 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16078] |
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| Bob, you forgot to mention I was still going mostly ground at that point. I really built the sairs and 3 carriers for the sole purpose of taking that island, although, I did know they would come in handy later on. I really didn't expect Ronin to pick up and run, my actually plan was to kill his natural and then get the hell out before the my carriers got their asses EMP/Yamatoed by the great ~ |
| #45 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-18.tusc.kent.edu)[16081] |
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EHheh I hope bob keeps you waiting forever YRM! Serves you right for trying to rax float me on a ffa :P
Trust me, when you see who wins you'll understand why this is the gayest br ever.
And yes, this is THE REAL me. Im on a proxy server now because Im surfing the net at college instead of going to my classes. Doh! Luckily, today's classes are just stupid prerequasites for a more advanced class, so a blind, retarded chimp could pass them even if he didn't show up for class :
Guess that gives me a 50/50 chance of passing. |
| #46 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16083] |
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| Bob's on the front page of SC.ORG again, and this time they actually have a link!!! |
| #47 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-18.tusc.kent.edu)[16087] |
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| Ah crap now the whole world will know how gay I am in starcraft : |
| #48 GameOverZ (198.234.209.90)[16093] |
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| GIVE THIS ONE A 10!!!!! |
| #49 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[16096] |
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hehehe that's right KaD
btw YRM, I just got an idea for the site. You should start a "Hall of Homosexuals", and let me be the first one in it! |
#50  (ncache1.ford.com)[16098] |
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| Bob, I am torn between a 10 and a 9. I am losing sleep over this. A pox on JV, Mark4 and YRM for not allowing us to rate in .1 increments. (Not a bad pox like small pox, just a little pox like chicken pox). Maybe I will abstain from voting on this report because I am the personal playing partner of the author, yeah that will be my excuse. Or I will wait for part two and rate them as a whole, that can be it. Boy, now I am using my brain (unlike when Bob and I are playing). |
| #51 (relay.atinc.com)[16102] |
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| Easy choice now T.T.Boy. Give it a 9 it gets like a 9.4 or 9.3, give it a 10, it gets a 9.7 or so. Theoretically anyway, the rating closes after that. |
| #52 Mogalin (209.226.37.5)[16103] |
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| Bahahahahaha I am at school and writing this in computer class because i am done my programming hahaha!! |
| #53 (ncache1.ford.com)[16107] |
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| I think it is rated accurately now at 9.5 so I will leave it alone. |
| #54 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-97.raex.com)[16115] |
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| I think the whole BR.com staff should get on their knees and formally thank bob for writting this report. Both sc.org and bw dynasty have taken intrest in it and this site is gonna get about a thousand extra hits for it. I also think you should thank us gay players who were nice enough to bring you such homosexual oriented entertainment. |
| #55 (relay.atinc.com)[16118] |
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Maybe RubberDucky should be a rater... that way, when Kadabra want's someone to "get on their knees", we'll have a willing candidate. He'll even cross-dress when he does it. Right TRD?
Bob knows I love him... in the purely heterosexual kind of way that one man can love another for his battlereporting ability. |
| #56 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-97.raex.com)[16124] |
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| Are we talking about the kind of love a man has for his brother? Or the kind of love a man has for a good cuban cigar? |
| #57 Ronin (1Cust211.tnt6.syracuse.ny.da.uu.net)[16128] |
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well great report bob. heh i went into that game trying to pull the y-gun emp thing on persian, i'm just glad i got to do it. gay strats for gay maps. oh and just so i can spoil it for u all i end up winning!
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#58  (strangers.bragg.ar[16143] |
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YRM is stealing my lines! =]
We got 135,000 hits yesterday. Not bad with a previous high of 36k or so. I wouldn't credit it all to Bob though. We did email about twenty sites for all types of games about our new look.
On the other hand, we might just have a use for that Bob_The_Newt rater plaque YRM made up after all...
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| #59 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16154] |
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Plz stop flooding the comments section with multiple instances of those pix. They're almost as annoying as my Rubber Ducky music a while back.
No YRM I will not crossdress while rating. DELETE THAT DAMN FORUM POST BECAUSE I DDI NOT POST IT =[ |
| #60 (relay.atinc.com)[16160] |
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Didn't Bob's report come out a day after the record hits day anyway?
Still, Bob is a draw to the site with his great reports. So many good reports up front is a good way to greet the tons of new viewers that surely came by the other day and today.
Hear that Bob? E-Mail Mark4 about being a rater! Do it! |
| #61 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-97.raex.com)[16161] |
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| I think I should be a rater too since Im cool and all. Plus I check this site quite a few times a day looking for new reports. |
| #62 Cud (proxy2-external.rdc1.on.home.com)[16162] |
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Bob u BRs oWn!!!
And kad, i hope that was a joke. Not a very good one at that, i must say.
oh and Kad remember that time we were playing a free melee and u got mad cuz u thoght everyone was attacking you, but i was away for like 10 minutes? that just proves that u dont have very good judgment my friend!!!
I wonder what Mog will say to that? |
| #63 T_Mac (ts7-77t-2.idirect.com)[16168] |
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| Bob is god |
| #64 sinsearach (eli84-55.nwinfo.net)[16170] |
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| this report sucks so much, it just sucks and chugs that cock till it cums! thats how gay it is, since the report itself is a male. |
| #65 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16175] |
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OMFG, Bob is one sick mofo. Look what I found in BR!!
<i>If I don't become a rater I'm going to start a hardcore Rook porno site.</i>
He must have put the font color as black by accident.
Sorry, Bob, but now that your a rater the people must know!!!
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| #66 Mogalin (proxy1.busy1.on.home.com)[16180] |
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| Hahaha yes Kad got super angry when I unallied in a free melee and now hates me. He sent me a botmail ... "Fuck you u unallying bitch." |
| #67 (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDE[16182] |
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you found that out now Persian? Slow poke! =] j/k
I developed this habit of highlighting text as I go along since the [ht] thing going on in Velo's forum. |
| #68 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[16184] |
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Hey YRM, if I don't get to be a rater, could you make me a little name graphic that says : Bob_the_Newt - Gimp
hehehe that'd be cool |
| #69 VRAM1974 (ch2smc.bellglobal.com)[16193] |
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| How did you cross out Dork4 and write Mark4? That was the coolest of all, lol. What a neat-o BR! hehehe, I love ffa's |
#70  (1Cust119.tnt3.rdu1.d[16196] |
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| =p |
| #71 (1Cust119.tnt3.rdu1[16198] |
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| Start signing that stuff the right way Bob. Geesh. I go through all the trouble of begging YRM to make a rater tag for you and you don't even use it. WTF? |
| #72 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[16221] |
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Neato bandito!
Doh try sending it to me or telling me next time mark =P
Anyway I gotta go down to the gym and work out so I'm ready for the "rater selection course." |
| #73 (dt[16222] |
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| Ooops forgot something, lets see if you find what is is =] |
| #74 DoomDragon (port5-18.gettysburg.desupernet.net)[16227] |
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| Now since bob is a rater, i have someone who i can easily bribe :) |
| #75 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[16258] |
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Bob, have i mentioned lately that your my hero?
THIS REPORT OWN YOU.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #76 King-Lewis (modemcable179.147-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net)[16282] |
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Good report BOB,
The only thing i hope in part 2 is the death of Kadabra~the~backstabber. Go POW go. OverRun this little rebellion !!
Peace all, cya on bnet |
| #77 ~Redwall~ (proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com)[16427] |
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POST THE FRIGGIN SECOND HALF! ITS GAY!
(If ya want to sue me bla bla bla...) |
| #78 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16476] |
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| Bob is so cool! |
| #79 Dausuul (heav227mac26.cc.purdue.edu)[16480] |
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Cool report. Post the next one soon, damn it... I want to hear the rest of the tale.
P.S. Go KaDaBrA. LIVE FOR THE SWARM! |
| #80 sigh (apollo-al0127.multiweb.net)[16547] |
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| what a poor attempt of trying to be funny. Horrible report :( |
| #81 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[16565] |
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| Cool! I like that last guy! Just shows how much self confidence he has by not posting his name and all! |
| #82 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16574] |
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| I think it sucks to Bob, completely unfunny, terrible report. This piece of crap should be deleted and you banned from the site. |
| #83 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16575] |
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| Hmm..the above post was a joke. |
| #84 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16576] |
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| I had to divide those two statements into different posts so Bob can reach 100 comments faster. |
| #85 uh (spaceproxy.com)[16681] |
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| hey |
| #86 uh (spaceproxy.com)[16682] |
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| hey |
| #87 PERSIAN-M3 (168.208.15.74)[16691] |
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| Cool report. I woulda liked it though if it was done. Hope Persian-POW wins...hehe |
| #88 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16717] |
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| So there's another Persian in town. |
| #89 Persian-POW (ABD4B9A6.ipt.aol.com)[16764] |
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| YO FUCK THIS...THIS BR IS MAD GAY I WON HAHAHAAHHAHA |
| #90 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[16765] |
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Hmmm...
I'm pretty sure the above post wasn't done by me. |
| #91 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[16854] |
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| LoL gotta love those AOLers |
| #92 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[18374] |
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| Bob, this BR will have 100 comments in less than 1 minute |
| #93 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[18375] |
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| Jigga! |
| #94 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[18376] |
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| Bob has lazy ass disease It's been three weeks and still no part II. This game was played 5 weeks ago, hehe. |
| #95 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[18377] |
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Uh uh.
Shieeet!!
Jigga!!! |
| #96 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[18378] |
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| i2e2!!! This weekend Bob. Woohoo!!! To bad you deleted all your evites lololololol. |
| #97 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[18380] |
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100!!!
Need I say more? |
| #98 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[18535] |
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| Ack spammer |
| #99 Bone577[104096] |
| c41230.blktn1.nsw.optusnet.com.au |
| wheres the pics??? damn. |
| #100 wakiki[154956] |
| cable-68-113-94-134.mtv.al.charter.com |
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