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#1 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16770]
YES! It worked! BTW general sorry about using your webspace, but ur moving and geocities is going so god damn slow tonight =[
#2 |}ark_hydra (sdx-ca52-35.ix.netcom.com)[16771]
wow i got second post...
it isnt as satisfying as i had hoped...


well back to the report



#3 -=Judicator=- (proxy3-external.msnv1.occa.home.com)[16772]
3rd? =) pretty nice, but it'd be nicer if u waited till they finished =)
#4 |}ark_hydra (sdx-ca52-35.ix.netcom.com)[16773]
Nice report, like the scrolling note on the browser

for once it dosent seem like there are many people on the website right now


Ps. plz hurry and finish second part




#5 Crazylisk (CPE-24-192-8-44.vic.bigpond.net.au)[16774]
HEHEHE!! The RubberDucky is NUTS!!!!
Cool report, Kadabra only goes BC's when he plays terran's and is really good at winning FFA. His won two against me so far, one very close. We were left floating CC around the place to mine on Dire Straits, with lots of alliances followed by the good old backstab (i was the only one backstabbed, twice). I must be stupid or something, but keep up the good work, I want to see if Kadabra wins with his gay strats.

Crazylisk, the Mad and Insane ONE!!!!


#6 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[16775]
This does not work!!
´But i guess thats just my crappy IE4...
I´ll read it when I get home..
I always wondered if Javascript would work here..
Guess it does..
hooha, now i´m gonna make a java BR!!




#7 Drefsab (208.210.56.51)[16781]
Hehe, I suck at ffas... I figured I would just mass ground troops and kill any expansions near me. Unfortunately, I didn't find out about Kad's bcs until he had about 6 with 3 bunkers full of marines and turrets at the choke to my natural. I hadn't even started a spire or a defiler mound. I knew I was a goner so I figured I might as well go down in a blaze of glory... I loaded up all my olords with my hydras and sent them to Kad's main over the top of his expansion hoping that by the time i was spotted by the bcs i could do some damage, but alas, but alas, I was spotted a lot sooner then I hoped and the bcs caught up while I was still unloading. I couldn't get my hydras to focus fire because I was behind a line of supply depots and Kad kept moving the bc that I was firing at out of range...

Anyhoo, that was fun, good game and great job reporting it Ducky... I enjoy getting up first thing in the morning and reading about how I got spanked the night before :-)

Dref



#8 Mog_The_Newt (209.226.37.5)[16786]
Mog > Bob, he was obsing .. I owned his bones !! Ducky, we gotta finish part II tonight !!
#9 DFA (spider-te024.proxy.aol.com)[16787]
loaded up report and this fuked up thing is following my pointer..grrrr, ducky lay off the liqour and LSD when writing reports..heh, off to read it now....
#10 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-18.tusc.kent.edu)[16788]
Kad here, talking a an internet forum in college rather than pay attention to my programming teacher. How many damn weeks can we speed learning about the mouse anyway? Stupid ass pre-requasite courses. Anywho, Ducky you are a freak. I can't believe you threw this battle report out already. And to make matters worse, its not half bad! Id just like to throw in some info on the game while Im here. Currently, I had 7 vessels and 6 battlecruisers to defend my main with with 6 more bcs building. Doom was sending mass amounts of shit to my natural in an attempt to keep it from me, and mog had a couple billion tanks and vultures ready to strike down doom the second he turned is attention to me. As you can see, we all have a knife at each others throat. This game can't possibly last much longer, but it's garunteed to have an explosive ending. Personally, my money is on Doom. Usually I nail his ass right away, but by going turbo-fag-newbie, I let him build up waaaay too much. I don't see how he can possibly lose controlling a terran/toss army plus having mined out 4 bases. It's too bad ducky didn't br the ffa we had played on rivalry earlier. I triple hatch ling rushed doom(toss) who went early forge in an attempt to cannon his natural and expand like a mofo. HEheh talk about an easy win.
#11 The Daily Show (corrections) (a200-18.tusc.kent.edu)[16791]
Corrections to Kad's post are as follows:

FIRST LINE:
a = on

pay = paying

SECOND LINE:

speed = spend

SEVENTH LINE:

There is a missing comma. It should look like this;
" with, with "

Thankyou to all you bitches who msg'ed me on battle.net just to tell me I suck at grammer. I hope you all rot in Hell.






#12 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-18.tusc.kent.edu)[16792]
I have 1 last post to make before I get back to acting like I'm paying attention in class. This post is to tell ducky what an idiot he is. Not only did he NOT get DoomDragon's stats, he also did NOT get Drefsab's stats. In conclusion, there was no point to have a link leading to that half-ass'ed stats pic. Other than that, and the gay ass cursor thingy and constant "TheRubberDucky is nuts" flashing across the bottom of the screen, the report was pretty good.
#13 Tariq (198.168.49.221)[16799]
nice reports, not one of your best but still good.

btw: did you get the trailing balls from planetmaven?

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#14 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16813]
Kadabra is kidding, if he's not he's gonna look like a total newbie when i give mog and dd vis in the game part 2 =]

It's supposed to be suspensful.
#15 NaiLz (liam.pekin.net)[16823]
That BR ownz..i like the cursor and and the scrolling "RubberDucky is Nuts" or whatever it said...
i give that Br a <b><font color = red>9.2</font>...too bad im not a rater....( can you give 9.2? or just 9 - 9.5 - 10 ? oh wellz....

Cool BR Ducky!
#16 Eggfoo-young/Dabel/Amber-X (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[16830]
I'm just testing something here so don't read anything i'm gonna say or mind the pic. <img "http://thor.prohosting.com/~dabel/br/dabelb.jpg">. Ok i'm out.

didn't read yet but nice toys.
#17 (relay.atinc.com)[16835]
Interesting new gizmos in this report... they add a chuckle at least if nothing else.

I forgave Bob for cutting a game in half, since he ended it on such an obvious cliffhanger... but this game might never finish!!! grrr... Half a game... grrr...

I did parts one and two before, but each part was a whole game... so I'm not being a hypocrit for once when I whine about the halfway thing.

Otherwise, good job.
#18 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16837]
SG leave it up for about 3-4 more days plz
#19 T_Mac (ts7-93t-14.idirect.com)[16843]
Are you in awe of my <b>AMAZING</b> html skills yet? hehe, just picked some up today
#20 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16847]
Tmac ur funny. Laugh.
#21 delete (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16848]
this crappy battlereport plz
#22 Puedlfor (wwwcache-01-e3b.jump.net)[16853]
The report was nice, but the cursor gave me a headache and made me feel light-headed, but that might just be the intense sleep deprivation(38 hours and going strong, God bless caffeine) and the fact I haven't eaten in 10 hours. In fact I should be eating right now, but I'll probably go read the other reports. Rock on.
#23 GameOverZ (proxy.siscom.net)[16860]
lemme see if i can do dabels html trick.

<img "http://">http://thor.prohosting.com/~dabel/br/dabelb.jpg


hope this works. maybe i can started on my first br..

ducky i want u to arrange that 1v1 fer me k? you know when to catch me..
#24 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16866]
Does ducky care?
#25 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[16869]
Mog you'd better quit that mog >> bob stuff or I'm gonna BR your DA rush game =]
#26 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16872]
Da rushes rule dumbass, and mog > bob
#27 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[16891]
Ducky, this was very good...althouth the pointer was just annoying....the
"TRD is Nuts" scrolling was ~very~ slick.

Keep 'em coming.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#28 [16902]
I liked the pointer.. that was cool. I viewed the source to see how you did it.. ooo layers.. hehe. The thing at the bottom was annoying of course though. Nice report!
#29 Lord_Kentarre (pm3-48.gtw.net)[16905]
ducky? where's my report????

=P
#30 [5th]garett (spider-tn061.proxy.aol.com)[16908]
ducky,i searched through the html like the pic said,but i couldnt find out who ur smurfing as :(
#31 [5th]garett (spider-tn061.proxy.aol.com)[16909]
ducky,i searched through the html like the pic said,but i couldnt find out who ur smurfing as :(
#32 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[16915]
Haha then u dont know thatI'm smurfing as supergeneral! Yay!
#33 <text color="red">Khorne_wargod</text> (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[16927]
Wow I loved the gaycursor. I am so easily amused. Also I loved the ducky at the bottom.
<img "http://thor.prohosting.com/~dabel/br/dabelb.jpg">

This might or might not have worked
#34 EPS-Raynor (c408591-a.plstn1.sfba.home.com)[17032]
damnit, my brother got a seizure while swirling the colors alround
#35 EPS-Raynor (c408591-a.plstn1.sfba.home.com)[17033]
damnit, my brother got a seizure while swirling the colors alround
#36 VRAM1974 (metamorphosis.martinet.com)[17107]
LOL< you used the same DHTML script I did. Except I used wraiths instead of ripping off their graphics for it... It looks like a moving wraith cloaking when I do it. I should do templars next which would be much cooler since they always look fragmented when moving anyway.
#37 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[17197]
ur funny^_^



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