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#1 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19094]
1200th report!!!! woo hoo!!!
Enjoy! =)


#2 mofo (cr668894-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com)[19095]
just outta curiosity, nobody, what school do you go to?



#3 (pool0063.cvx12-bra[19101]
WOW really good graphics. 2v2 games are more difficult to report because its difficult to follow the action sometimes. If you had done a better job with making it a bit simpler to follow the flow of the game I woulda given u a 10. That nuke animated gif = ownage. I give u a 9

BTW im a real rater now ;D

#4 LionLord (d185d0f6d.rochester.rr.com)[19103]
Great report :) I really liked the graphics, every inch of it.

Just one thing wrong... I wanted the all-zerg team to win =(

It's really maddening when attacks have to be called off in favor of defending your ally. Would Medic have won had he charged into Kozak and ripped him up, while losing his ally?

*sigh* I guess I'll go splash some acid onto the face of another terran commander, that might brighten up my day.

- LionLord







#5 I_Hate_Medics (sss2-05.inre.asu.edu)[19104]
Great post! I absoluty loved it. almost as much as I loved playing that game..
And thoose nuke graffics were great!
I have never seen a better post in my life!

I should've put a Nydus in my ally's land so I didn't have to run my troops half way across the map to find them at a choke point. ;-)
Thanks for posting it. :-)

Medic Hater.






#6 I_Hate_Medics (sss2-05.inre.asu.edu)[19105]
I meant graphics back there.. (My new name "I_Can't_Spell")
#7 T3rranT3rror (spxyric1.bankofamerica.com)[19106]
Excellent report. nuff said. Out.
#8 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[19107]
That was an excellent report, and the game was played well by excellent players. The nuke animation was a bit fast, but I laughed when I realized those hydras were the nuker's teammates.

I Hate Medics, maybe you should have killed Kozak, though you would still have had to face the terran army.

#9 necrosausage! (chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at)[19112]
great report, awesome pix
9


#10 Dewd (200.241.254.51)[19115]
Very cool !
Hey, give it 10 raters, cuz it deserves.. I'm sure that every report writer would appreciate to write about top players but it's hard to observe their games.. one of the reasons could be that they want to hide their styles.. dunno for sure..
Nobody, keep the high quality. :-)




#11 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[19117]
10.1 ~wow~ Lucky Kozak he won. If he lost I'd get a new punching bag (j/k)
#12 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19122]
Thanx all for the comments! I get kinda distraught looking at the high number of lame BRs here, so I try to give you all something enjoyable and worth your while =P I'm still in search of that elusive perfect 10, but that just means i'll keep reporting 'till I get it =) Keep looking for more reports from me (I think that Julian, Ender, and Calvin want to do a rematch of the FFA i reported earlier and I know Medic wants to play in a winning one =P)
Keep those comments coming!
br.com rules! woo hoo!
::nobody::
#13 JSH (nscs40p9.remote.umass.edu)[19125]
Holy crap, those pictures kick total ass. The arclite blast on the minimap that shows where the battles happen is AWESOME. Great idea. The game did seem really good too. I think this should get a 10, but some don't agree. It should at least be a 9.5.

Who are these Nobodies that come out of Nowhere and write these awesome BR's? :)
#14 Heartcutter (office-193.x.beyond.com)[19132]
Good Stuff! I enjoyed the heck out of this report. Keep it up.

-HC
#15 ccf-22 (hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com)[19135]
loved it loved it loved it good br keep it up and your mamma
fuck your porch monky ass
#16 TCM311 (24-216-156-28.hsacorp.net)[19138]
That last one was uncalled for. But anyways very nice report. I also liked the ffa about the 3 roomates. very nice pics also

TCM311.....out
#17 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19139]
*sigh* hey site admin...is their anyway to delete comments?
I don't know who you are "your momma"
but if all you do is try and mess up
people's comments section, you are one
sad individual.

To everyone else: Thanx so much for the support

Ciao!
::nobody::
#18 Tariq (198.168.49.221)[19140]
phat report

1
#19 RasterOps (aspext.gd-is.com)[19145]
You did a great job bud. Congratulations :)

- RasterOps
#20 (strangers.bragg.ar[19156]
Yes I can delete comments, but I'm not sure it's really worth the effort =p. A very nice report. I'll keep you in mind when we ask for writers for the next i2e2 sanctioned event.
#21 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[19157]
YES!! WOW!!! A very great report with good graphicz. A few side comments on the pics were really good.


Boyd
#22 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19159]
Thanks Mark4, but someone already deleted the bad comments =) To be completely honest, I am ABSOLUTELY FLATTERED to be considered for writing for i2e2, but I'm actually not sure what it is =P. Whatever it is though, I'd be more than happy to do it because I love writing battlereports. My e-mail is lunarskyz@hotmail.com , so if you could tell me exactly what 12e2 is and keep in touch and I'd LOVE to write for i2e2 (whatever it is) =)

JSH: I'm glad you liked the arclite blasts on the map, I'm glad someone noticed =)

keep looking for my reports everyone and thanx for commenting!
Ciao!
::nobody::
#23 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19160]
Wow...i just checked out www.i2e2.com
Mark4 if there is any way I could be able to help write reports, I'd be so happy you couldn't imagine =) I get a trill BRing normal games, so BRing these experts would be fantasic! Thanks so much =)

::nobody::
#24 |}ark_hydra (sdx-ca45-04.ix.netcom.com)[19162]
Ensnare does own. Most people dont even bother to get queens let a lone bother resurch ensare. Ever see 8 hydras take on 8 marines a tank and some medics? corasirs a problem? use ensnare to give ur mutas an edge( with some micro of coarse) crackling > enared zels and goons.
I guess my point is that most zerg players need to start useing their spellcasters before they start to complain about imbalances when the other races use theirs.
And for the admin u knopw what would make the comment section better? add a taime stamp to messages so that ppl dont respond to 4 hour old messages

Great report nobody and keep it up =)
#25 Limp_Bizkit666 (200-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[19164]
whoa, another GREEAT report only nobody could accomplish. if it wasn't for nobody, nobody would get to see what nobody has to say, and thus nobody would get any chance to see the great work nobody have showed and nobody whould have commented on nobody's work....


wheeeew.

anyway, that report kicked my third nuts...
hehe, really cool, and yer graphics are truly phenomenon.

can't wait to read your next br...

byeya..and keep it UP
#26 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19170]
Kick
#27 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19171]
Ass
#28 |}ark_hydra (sdx-ca45-04.ix.netcom.com)[19173]
is it just me or does eveyone stop commenting after i post a comment... =(
If anyone cares the game wth the 8 marines 4 meds and a tank was a game i played with YRM and bob. They probally dont remember though... I think it was 8 marines 4 meds and a tank. Bob droped 2 dropships worth of m&m and a tank on an exp with some scatered queens and 8 hydras. I ensraed the attack force and told my hydras to attack, then i turned my attention to they drop i was doing on YRM. when i turn my attantion bck to my exp there were 5 hydras left.
And if u guys didnt guess by my spelling and grammar i have an F in english
Sorry i kinda got off the subject of the br but in bored and waiting for the next great BR by Nobody =)
#29 (strangers.bragg.ar[19175]
Yeah, i2e2 sanctioned events are very nice. I'm pretty sure we'll keep getting invited back to report these sort of games if the writers I asked to help do a good job this time. Having a few 9+ reports is basically the way I pick writers when it comes time. I'll put a post on the front page and then screen the people who respond. In addition to the starcraft.org tourney I've been solicited by worldcraft to help support thier tourney in january. If they get i2e2 sanctioning I'll definitely get behind it.
#30 (staff-8.ahnet.net)[19176]
I deleted the nasty comments.. Kick ass report dude! I loved the graphics. I give it a 9. Color coding the player's names might have helped me follow the action easier.
#31 Sp|nE (dialup0959-pri.voicenet.com)[19183]
This was really nice ... JV is right though, color coding the names would have made it easier to read. Other than that just a few tiny things with the overall flow and look of it and it would get a 10 =]. It is still fantastic though, i give it a 9.2
#32 Macdonough (dial210-32.star-telegram.com)[19191]
Holy crap these graphics are killer! I give it a 10 and all I've done is looked at the graphics.

Good job ::nobody::
#33 Fractal_Wave (24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com)[19197]
"Ensnare own you. It owns you, your house, and your dog"

That line in itself makes this a dead-game-sport-150% xcellent report. I'm not sure what I just said there...but this report is great.

And reporting games by the pros is...amazing. Like watching games between Brazil and Germany at soccer...from eye level. You sit in awe at the skill being displayed, and then one of the players pulls something even more amazing....etc, etc etc.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#34 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19199]
That nuke gif alone gets a 10.
#35 Dewd (200.241.254.51)[19200]
Actually color coded names are important only when the report is hard to follow... and that wasn't the case in this... small diferences that make a report 10 can make it pretty colorful and not so cool..
Just a thought
I Hate Medic, iliketolose, Nevi and Kozak (and I read it 10 hours ago.. perhaps these names helped it a bit :-)
best regards
#36 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19236]
Someone has to put that line: "Ensnare owns you. It owns you, your house, and your dog." In the quote hall of fame, that is great.
#37 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19247]
=) thanx all for the comments! I'll make sure to color-code it next time for y'all =P and i sure hope that I get some quotes up there...hehe it goes "Ensnare owns. It owns you, your house, and your dog."
Look for another report soon (hopefully within 5 days, but they take a while to write. =P)

Ciao!
::nobody::
#38 Chaitan (spencer.wm.net)[19292]
Games where you don't know who's gonna win until the very
last minute is very rare and is potentially very good
report material.

This is such a game.
You know this shit.

10.
#39 T_Mac (ts3-11t-12.idirect.com)[19317]
Gotta love nukes
#40 Raging~Kozak (cacheflow1.sasknet.sk.ca)[19548]
Awesome report man. You said it was going to be good and it sure was. I'm glad that I actually won the game so that this report is extra satisfying. Ducky I will never be your kicking post while i still move ha.


Just Great. Keep it up.

Rage
#41 Crimson Ghost (ABD10AE7.ipt.aol.com)[19573]
Wow who did this? Nobody? huH? Great report, I loved the nuke picture it cracked me up, way to go I_hate_medics I'm proud of ya. Guess thats my 2 cents- Crimson



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