| #1 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19195] |
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| First comment! woo hoo! |
| #2 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[19202] |
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depot, depot, depot, <I>cc</I>, depot, rax... I'm going to rush.
<FONT SIZE="+2">What the hell were you thinking?</FONT>
Try a build order of
depot, rax, rax, depot, depot, refinery, acad, depot.
Add more raxes. By The Way, you said you and another zerg were both at bottom left... huh?
-SuperGeneral
<A HREF="http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega/">Space Station Omega</A>
http://connect.to/omega |
| #3 Knecht (dialup-63.210.143.162.Boston1.Level3.net)[19203] |
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This must be one of the lamest reports I've read ever. Better luck next time. Newbie killing is not cool. When you do it, at least do it with style. Mass wraith is gay.
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| #4 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19208] |
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| Uhhhhh, how could you NOT already know all of that???? Christ, I swear people are getting stupider and stupider nowadays. And BTW, Wraiths do not own hydras, you just assume that because you only play |
| #5 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19209] |
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| newbies |
| #6 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[19211] |
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I think that I can say it better than you sg.
<b><i><u><font size=One Quadrillion>WHAT IN THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?????</b></i></u></font>
<b>Umm, whoops</b> |
| #7 T3rranT3rror (spxyric1.bankofamerica.com)[19227] |
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| I hate being negative, but so far I've read 3 pretty crappy reports, then I read THIS piece of work. This was 5 minutes of my life that I'll NEVER get back. What a waste. Pointers - Find an interesting game without turbo newbies (including yourself), then be more descriptive. You know, never mind, there was no help for this br. Good luck in the future. |
| #8 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[19231] |
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"It was a big map - either Blood Bath or Killing Fields." I love the contrast.
"I did a NORMAL BO of depot depot depot cc depot rax so I could rush with M&M's" In what world is this normal?
"If your opponent makes hydras, make wraiths, because wraiths kick hydras." Where? In the ankle?
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| #9 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19237] |
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| ROTFLMAO!!! |
| #10 Limp_Bizkit666 (206.117.125.253)[19242] |
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hehe, this BR kicks my nuts so hard, i forgot to take my tranquilizer.....
how did the other terran not rush you with Battle Crusers when he had FOUR, i mean <font size=4>FOUR</font size=4> whole SCVs....
anyways, nice game, and mayb next time, rush with 5 SCVs and you will win...
byeya.. and keep it UP!
p/s-im in school, damnit |
| #11 T_Mac (ts3-10t-16.idirect.com)[19245] |
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| ROFL, in the ankle! That comment made up for a crappy br :) |
#12  (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19286] |
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hahahahahahahahhahahahahah
JSH saves the day again =D |
| #13 necrosausage! (chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at)[19300] |
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ya. bloodbath is a damn big map. i cant even find the enemy there normally...
huk bleh huk |
| #14 Drefsab (rc38.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[19323] |
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hehe,
Reading JSH's comment <i>almost</i> made this report worth reading.
Dref |
| #15 bucket-o-spam (dialup.airswitch.com)[19349] |
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What's wrong with my battle report????? I think it is just as good as most others, and deserves at least a nine!!! Plus a whole bunch more respect from all you losers out there who don't know genius reports when you see them....
Bucket-o-spam |
| #16 ^~CrOnO~^ (ts1-02.f1807.quebectel.com)[19370] |
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| This guy was being sarcastic in this report. Well I can't believe he wasn't ... |
| #17 bucket-o-spam (dialup.airswitch.com)[19447] |
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| WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???????????????? THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BR, AND YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL JUST LOSERS WHO SHOULD GO JUMP OF A BRIDGE TO SAVE SOMEONE THE EFFORT OF PUSHING YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU TOO CRONO!!!!!!! |
| #18 Wisest~Yoda (pm3-3-153.blueriver.mwt.net)[19479] |
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| <FONT SIZE=1>Ahem......</font><br><FONT COLOR="GREEN"><FONT SIZE=24>YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. STOP BEING AN ASS AND REPORTING GAMES THAT WEREN'T EVEN WORTH PLAYING. IF YOU DO NOT DIE WITHIN A WEEK, LET ME KNOW, AND I WILL HELP YOU OUT.</FONT><br><font size=1>Ahem......</font> |
| #19 Wisest~Yoda (pm3-3-153.blueriver.mwt.net)[19480] |
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whoops...
the second "ahem" wadnt supposed to be green |
| #20 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[19507] |
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~B~
Letz give this guy some credit...
He did have a few pointz worth remembering! Regardless of what anyone else thinkz... It was short, sweet, and to the point. That alone earned him a 2 in my book! Imagine if he wrote a 5000 word essay on this BR with the same decriptionz! He did give us a broad description of the mapz, but after a few brief but original descriptionz like... islandz... one with no resourcez... come on thatz good enough for us - for this report! And Wraithz owning Hydraz. I personally thought zergz owned hydraz - or atleast mindcontrolling dark archonz did! They sure do if there is no overlord around and the zerg player does not burrow them. Yes Cloaking Wraithz is a good strategy! If the other guy had all that with using only 4 SCVz, and built that much, thatz not that bad - imagined if he used 5 !! The last thing, think about this... How many BRz have there been when people made commentz in which people agreed and unified about the outcome (everyone except the author)!!! As for his build order... maybe he used the supply depotz to clog the choke point. So if someone came in with a faster Rush of unitz who refused to damage supply depotz he would have been prepared, no?!
Boyd of ZINJ
"I may wear Tube SockZ but I don't sock."
P.S. I think the creator of this post, Bucket-o-Spam, is rightly named... and i think he got several bucketz of spam with this post.
;-)~ |
| #21 Darth~Gracie (202.richmond-01-02rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net)[19529] |
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| I would be hard pressed to find a WORSE battle report. How come you were not disapointed when you found the other terran base? At least you could have tried some new tactic out on the newbie. Or at least ask him where his stuff was before attacking. An embarrassing win for you, further ompounded by telling others about it in such a horrible manner. |
| #22 Darth~Gracie (202.richmond-01-02rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net)[19530] |
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| Damn it, my c-key did not work. Oh nevermind, its working now. The word was supposed to be "compounded" not "ompounded". |
| #23 Headlight42 (loneranger.airswitch.com)[19579] |
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It is painfully obvious that this is not a serious br. If your senses of humor do not go so deep as to understand even the simplest scenarios of sarcasm, you guys must lead the most boring lives EVER! I'm also surprised that nobody noticed that almost everthing it this br is fake. If a newbie is smart enough to go out and buy the game, they're going to know to build more than 4 scv's.
I pity your pathetic little lives...I thought it was funny. |
| #24 er... (216-215-40-29.flash.net)[19740] |
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<b><i><u><font size=40>WHAT IN THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?????</b></i></u></font>
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| #25 Joeslop (98ABDDDB.ipt.aol.com)[20191] |
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| In response to headlight...sarcasm is hard to read online with ASCII... |
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