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#1 John (dhcp-11-3.tulane.edu)[20723]
Why is it that the only reports I get first comment on are the pathetic ones? Why can't I ever get first on a Heartcutter or YRM or Mark4? Why? It's just not fair.
#2 [5th]Krebster (spider-te042.proxy.aol.com)[20736]
hah second comment and a godly br to boot
#3 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20746]
anyhoo.....
#4 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[20754]
Yeah Let me write some weaker wordz followed up by some stronger wordz.

Why are all the peepz just posting just to post? Dont them 14 year oldz have Homework?? Do they have them fancy internet access at school?

I will continue to post about this post by slapping some wordz in the middle and followed up by a "bye" and a few weaker unitz dying until the stronger unitz come in




Boyd

P.S. The sad thing is us POSTING... to stop the strange and abusive postz... i suggest we stop posting.. do not post except to write some weaker unitz followed by some stronger unitz










#5 Krebster (spider-te042.proxy.aol.com)[20776]
ztfu
#6 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[20786]
Weak units? Strong units? Powerful units?

It's funny in a sad kind of way.

Or is it sad in a funny kind of way?

I'm not entirely sure.





#7 Cabbit (bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com)[20812]
Wellllll then...another big waste of my time....can you raters get a system of booting? What's the point of reading these lame reports?....
#8 Dausuul (hillmac2.cc.purdue.edu)[20822]
Units. You got some units. I take it you paid for those with resources, and made them at buildings, in a base? And you were doing it to kill opponents? It must have been interesting, since you were playing on a map.

Ye gods, man... SPECIFY.

P.S. I agree with Cabbit. I think all reports that exceed a certain lameness level should be put in a special file where we can go to laugh at them.



#9 Barage (Downs-112.resnet.westga.edu)[20846]
Perhaps it's mean since some of those reports were just people doing their 1st report and actualy trying...


...But being able to quickly go over some of the more...well.. interesting brs would be a riot (especialy the replies. Davyland is a very good example, imo, as would this one. I wonder if one of the old "I just wasted 5 minutes of my life..." comments ended up as an official 'quote' (Might've.. I have a quote somewhere in there and I've never seen it....well, I heard there...was....well.....I can dream can't I???!?).

Oh well.. back to checking the <3 rated reports.

Sf "Executor of some group fighting for some reason" Barage






#10 Superman[46698]
clt-pxy03.firstunion.com
I'm sorry, but after not reading these reports for about five months, I still laugh so hard my sides split when I read my post as well as the comments made by all of you. Some of you may have gotten mad, but I swear, the purpose of my post was to be so vague, there was nothing to build on with what really was happening. Do I have a sick mind? No, I don't think so. Did I waste time? Yes, but it was worth the laugh. If I made you mad, please accept my apologies. No, I'm not 14 years old. You can take a guess if you want by my response here.



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