| #1 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21004] |
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First alter ego comment... enjoy :-)
Dref |
| #2 Poeir (ip215.orlando14.fl.pub-ip.psi.net)[21005] |
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| Dang, no more. Someone else want to start these up? :) |
| #3 Glak (dhcp-219-189.res.UMassD.Edu)[21006] |
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| nooo I need more |
| #4 JediMan84 (dialin68.montreal.globalserve.net)[21007] |
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| I liked your little Clan search, i did one awhile back with the same result. I found one ok clan and joined it, but to surprise, it was the most inactive clan on the face of the planet :D. Anyway, I liked your reports, keep up the good work, be cool if you added more pics. |
| #5 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21008] |
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Poeir, It was a weekend series, maybe next weekend eh?
Oh by the way. How to Join a Clan<sup>tm</sup> is a registered trademark of Drefsab Enterprises Inc.<sup>tm</sup>. These reports are free to be distributed anywhere but if someone else makes more, they better choose a different title :-)
Dref |
| #6 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[21009] |
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| These are always funny, you should keep writing these or make a different series of funny reports. |
| #7 RD-Zard (dhcp9577087.columbus.rr.com)[21011] |
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| You are a NEWBIE KILLER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #8 SnowSquall (a1-1a052.neo.rr.com)[21012] |
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| ROFL. Man, just what I needed to start off a Sunday. These are freakin' hilarious! |
| #9 Ativus (proxy1-external.omhaw1.ne.home.com)[21016] |
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VERY amusing....Maybe if you started playing these clan members two at a time you'd have a decent game?? Well written, not flashy, the only complaint might be no depth, but then these games didn't have much to begin with, did they?
Regards
Ativus |
| #10 Sp|nE (dialup10-30-pri.voicenet.com)[21018] |
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| omg noooo. Don't stop!! DO MORE! These are honestly the most entertaining brs i've read in months. These and YRMs are the only ones worth reading =] |
| #11 Stee Jans (modemcable024.128-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net)[21020] |
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| LoL |
| #12 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[21021] |
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BTW, we have our own server and almost 50 members with both a starcraft and diablo and diablo 2 division. (when it comes out of course) :)
BLuRReD |
| #13 Sid6.9 (1Cust107.tnt2.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net)[21022] |
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Dude these are cool,
It really gives insight into how people should really choose what clan they want to belong to.
I don't know if you are actually looking for a clan, but it really shows how most clans are just silly. If you are serious, good luck in your search and keep us all updated.
I'm not in a clan, nor do I want to be, so I can't help ya to find a good one. But I'm sure you'll find one that is cool. Heh heh should try the XD's clan or [9]. But then of course they play Kali.
Sid6.9 |
| #14 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21026] |
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hehe Blurred Sky, that's funny... clan promotion on a BR that makes fun of clans... hehehe...
Dref |
#15  (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[21027] |
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| Dref, you seem like the kind of guy that's right for my clan. Right now there's only 2 members, me and my mom, but we're becoming the best 7v1 4poolers on bnet! |
| #16 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[21029] |
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| IF you erally are looking for a clan; check out channel [zero] Most of the guys are pretty cool, but unfortunately I'm one of the best ppl int he clan at sc, and I'm not exactly top 10 in nh =] |
| #17 BC3D (spider-wl081.proxy.aol.com)[21032] |
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| noooooooooooooo. I need more, i love these brs, there GREATR!!! I...need....more.... |
| #18 DrunkerSailor (ip-104.naqsi.net)[21033] |
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Dude, you MUST do some more next weekend. Normally, I'd oppose newbie killing, but it just kicks soooooooo much ass when you do it =-].
The best part was how all the clans are based around Hunters...HA! I pity them... |
| #19 [wo]ohoo (pool0470.cvx2-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[21034] |
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| hey bob, theres only 2 members? how do u 7v1? =) and wtf kind of name is comp stomp? haha..that's my clan name. anyone wanna join? we'll play comp stomps on Super Big Ass Game Hunters so i dont need to expand. i hate maynard transfering because if i transfer i only have 2 drones in my main left...what's my problem??? |
| #20 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21035] |
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| Bob, hahaha, I'm there... |
| #21 Melfuaru-[a1] (sdn-ar-002inindiP034.dialsprint.net)[21056] |
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I .. NEEED ... MMMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEE i think i might have to start this
nah |
| #22 wallabystein (pm162-37.dialup.netidea.com)[21059] |
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wicked report
<img "www.angelfire.com/sc2/brewdwors/images/kainkills.jpg"> |
| #23 OneQuestionMan (207-172-75-237.s237.tnt3.man.va.dialup.rcn.com)[21065] |
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| If you wanted to "protect" your alter ego then why didn't you edit out your name on the screen score? I gotta say, that's pretty dumb man. |
| #24 DFA (spider-te081.proxy.aol.com)[21066] |
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I was thinking the same thing, you blocked your namein the comments but then in the stats your name was plain in view..uhoh you have been seen!
great reports thought plz keep em coming clan bashing is just to fun to watch=)
DFA |
| #25 kEwLdOoD69 (putc221612001213.cts.com)[21069] |
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| If U wAnT 2 JoIn A kEwL kLaN cUm 2 cH AsL 4 AnAl sEx KnIgHts We HaV oVeR 10 mEmBeRs aNs R gOoD aT kOmP sToMpZ |
| #26 kEwLdOoD69 (putc221612001213.cts.com)[21070] |
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| JoIn DoOd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
| #27 [MrFurious] (bha5-s25.mtl.colba.net)[21078] |
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Once again I must put up a shameless plug here. Clan nightbreed is the precise clan I have been with under the name ~Nb~Grimjack.
Stardawg is the most active recruiter in the clan but he is also the chief instigator of they're Mucho money maps policy.
They also do:
-UMS maps vs the comp (Starship troopers)
-Have an ally vic policy when they play against members of the clan
In All fairness, this clan had good players :Red-Dog, Teacher, Killaho. These guys would do very well against dudes from nohunters and I learned alot with them
Unfortunately they got tired of the lameness going on and decided to form their own clan Brute Force. They can be found on the channel with that name.
Will I join BF? I don't think so, Clans seem to be too much about politics and not enough about playing...
Cheers,
MrFurious |
| #28 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21080] |
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Haha, that is pretty funny, I forgot all about the score graphic... ah well, I'll just have to create another smurf now. :-)
Dref
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| #29 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21081] |
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MrFurious,
I went back and read your reports. That is a strange coincidence that we would stumble onto the same clan. You obviously found it in a better state than I did.
Dref
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| #30 -BF-Red-Dog (128.226.168.241)[21084] |
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~Nb~ is a joke now, they used to have goals that coincided with mine, but when I realized that I was one of the best players, and I am only average compared to others on B.net, i realized that to expand my knowledge on B.net, ~Nb~ needed to be out of my life, Join Nb if you want to remain shitty, if not, join a clan that has better goals and can actually improve your game.
-BF-Red-Dog |
| #31 Black_NightWolf (cras36p4.navix.net)[21085] |
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| Leseeee NB pissed me off at one point (im pretty good player) so i had my ex-clan which i led FOTF war them. Well i went 7-1 in 1v1s and only lost to REd Dog who is now not with them |
| #32 haiku (165-82-84-130.students.haverford.edu)[21094] |
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please continue this series in some way or another... please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please... now that that is over... im bored and am going to go find a retarded clan...
lala
haiku |
| #33 Mr. Merf (dial-up232.twistedpair.net)[21104] |
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These reports were great! Goes to show the amount of work needed to find a real clan that isn't on Kali...
I was asked to join a clan, but all I had to do was make a clan name. I thought that was a bad sign, and then found out that the clan's best player only played against comps and on horribly gay UMS maps (I know they're gay because I agreed to play on one=P. Ever heard of DBZ {insert name here} madnesss?) I decided to remain clanless=] |
| #34 ~Nb~DaRk_IdOl (proxy.hedge.org)[21125] |
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Man you need to come back to Channel Night Breed again!! he was to buissy that day and maybey he didnt loose his nerve maybe his connection was disconnected. still Nb is one of the best (if NOt the best) clan i have seen out there for a while!
well cya!
~Nb~DaRk_IdOl
"MaY ThE DaRkNeSs SuRrOuNd AnD BiNd YoU" |
#35  (pool0710.cvx10-bra[21127] |
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| I love it when people say...hold their own with nohunters people... |
| #36 Drefsab (rc43.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21137] |
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~NB~Dark_Idol, the fact that he wanted to test me on a mucho money map tells me that something is wrong there.
Dref |
| #37 ]|-|[O']['BOY~$ (bm01.fwcs.k12.in.us)[21153] |
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Your looking for a great clan eh? Well I just joined one, cause I left the clan I was leading. I know how it feels to look for clans that have good members that arent stupid or act like newbies. Well clan tribulation which I just joined yesterday, has a great page, 2 channels, extremely active, and so far I've seen 7 people with over 1100 ratings, a few with 1200 and others ranked. The page is www.tribulationclan.cjb.net
Check it out This is the clan your looking for. Peace |
| #38 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net)[21191] |
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| BOb you <font color="red">goon</font>!! I am in your awesome <font color="FFCC00">clan!</font> How on <font color="green">Earth</font> could you ... <font color="grey">FORGET</font> me?? |
| #39 Clan Recruitor of Tube SOckZ (poplar.usaa.com)[21200] |
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I am the Bestest Recruitor of My Clan and the greatest player
I have a 3 - 23 - 99 record, but 3 of the DISC should be WINz.... i swear.... he DISC before i DID!!!! Swear!!!! My Clan is kewl!!! We have a 100 page report you have to do where you must research... and do tactical Starcraft/Broodwar simulationz!!! Each day!! Then we practice half of them on a 7 vs 1 COMP STOMP
Why do you think my record of 3-23-99 is so awesome... cause of the 7vs1 COMP stomp !!!! COMP STOMP is kewl... lets kill a few computer drones!!!
If you win we make you the rank of your choice...
we have... rankz... even a web page
www.I_REallY_am_joking.COM
Whoa...
Enuf said..
JOIN JOIN JOIN
go to channel YOU SOCK
NOW
we looking for a few good women... were not gay...s o no men!!
Clan Recruitor of TuBe SoCkZ |
| #40 Dark~Ferret (fw3000.twtradepublishing.com)[21201] |
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As I read all 3 of your Clan recruitment series, I kept asking myself, "Is he doing this because he really wants to join a clan, or because he wants to demonstrate the generally stupid nature of also-ran, wanna-be clans, and the BGH type maps that love them?"
But honestly, either way, both reasons to do this series are great. This is a great series, and very entertaining!
Please don't stop - I want to read the one where you actually find a good one and join!
Cheers!
D~F |
| #41 <text color="red">Khorne_wargod</text> (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[21207] |
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Hey Dref great series. If yu really wanna join a clanb me and ultraliskdrop started one. There is only one other serious nohunters player in there (HolyAnarchy{GK})But if you want to join thats cool. We change our namews to WhateverDrop. We have at least 8 members by now. hmm... At least 2 of them are around or better than ultralisks level of skill. these are the peeps i can remember:
BroodlingDrop(yours truely)*
UltraliskDrop(circus~lizard)*
DrDrop(beats me)*
TemplarDrop(some newb)
MedicDrop(HolyAnarchy{GK})*
MarineDrop(my friend)
PorscheDrop(ultra's friend)
ZerglingDrop(beats me)*
probablly more by now. Any who there is a test required unless u r cool like u. The only reason we would ever play on $$ maps would be to backstab ppl or smurf. The starred ppl or the at least ok ones.
If you wanna join or any1 else mail me at Khorne_god_of_war@yahoo.com Serious only. Thanx |
| #42 Drefsab (168.91.128.118)[21214] |
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Hmm, I just might do another trilogy of "How to Join a Clan". The reason I stopped at 3 is because a lot of your cool stuff comes in threes (i.e. Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Three Stooges). However, I might have to do another trilogy next weekend since winter break begins for me Tuesday night. :-)
Dref |
| #43 Drefsab (168.91.128.118)[21233] |
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Oh, and one more thing. If any raters happen to read this, I would appreciate it if my rating was bumped up to a gold medal (i.e. 7 or higher). Not to sound conceited, but I think that this report generated enough public entertainment to earn me a gold. :-P
Thanks in advance,
Dref |
#44  (staff-8.ahnet.net)[21251] |
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| While mildly amusing I can give this no more than a 7. |
| #45 Drefsab (rc104.Rmax2.globalsite.net)[21275] |
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| hehe Johnny... I forgive you :-) |
| #46 T_Mac (on-tor-blr-a58-03-527.idirect.com)[21345] |
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| Haha, whoop is the <b>MAN</b> |
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