| #1 Allusion[24122] |
| kenn005a-p4-184.cybertours.com |
| 1st comment (i hope) |
| #2 Dialtone_[24123] |
| athe530-o084.otenet.gr |
| Aghhh...second comment,dont i get a cookie or something? |
| #3 The.Confessor[24124] |
| user-2ivei6v.dialup.mindspring.com |
Damn you for replacing my report as first on the list, more poeple need to comment on it yet! :P
-The.Confessor |
| #4 MasterOfMordor[24125] |
| fbx-du-850.gci.net |
Hahah... Funny!
It's JSH's 'Adventures in Newbie Land IN COLOR"!
I liked it. |
| #5 ~Talon~[24127] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| Funny! Funny! Funny! |
| #6 JSH[24128] |
| h006008d0a8f6.ne.mediaone.net |
OMG this is the funniest BR I've ever had the pleasure of reading! Go Toilet Duck!
Give this man a 9! (Or even a 10 but I'm not holding my breath.)
- JSH the writer of the black-and-white Newbieland |
| #7 StimmedCorsair[24130] |
| sdn-ar-004kylexiP267.dialsprint.net |
| GO NEWBIES!!! |
| #8 soulsplitter'[24131] |
| spider-wj071.proxy.aol.com |
| LOL. id do one of these , but i doubt i can find players that bad, lol. |
| #9 [z]RubberDucky[24132] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| goliaths own the ground except for tanks and reavers |
| #10 _CraZy_[24133] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| LOL is all i got to say |
| #11 Evil_TheCat[24136] |
| spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com |
| Very invigorating reading |
| #12 FiReHoRnEt[24138] |
| port360.hm.interlynx.net |
| man that was hilarious. |
| #13 Hello[24139] |
| 48.rochelle-park-06-07rs16rt.nj.dial-access.att.net |
hi i am gay
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| #14 Revenge of Hello[24140] |
| 48.rochelle-park-06-07rs16rt.nj.dial-access.att.net |
| OOOoooh SPANK IT! OOOOOHHHH AHHH I LIKE IT LIKE THAT, MORE MORE MORE!!! SPANK MY ASS HARDER AND CALL ME CHARLIE.OOOOOOHHHAHHH STICK YOUR DICK IN A LITTLE PLZ,OOOOOJHHHHHHH. CAPTAIN PLANET YOUR SO TASTY DOWN THERE OOOOH! AND ITS ALL NATURAL! NO CHOLESTEROL UUMMMMMMMM! |
| #15 Hello (again)[24141] |
| 48.rochelle-park-06-07rs16rt.nj.dial-access.att.net |
IM THUPER, THANX FOR ASKING, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED I COULDNT BE BETTER I MUST SAY, IM FEELING THUPER, NO NOTHING BUGS ME, EVERYTHING IS THUPER WHEN YOUR... DONT YOU THINK I LOOK CUTE IN THIS HAT? IM THO THORRY, MR CRIPPLED, BUT I JUST CANT FEEL TOO BAD FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, BECUZ IM FEELING, THO INTHANELY THUPER, THAT EVEN THE FACT THAT YOU CANT WALK CANT BRING ME DOWN!
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| #16 [24143] |
| spider-wg034.proxy.aol.com |
| That was a shitload of goliaths |
#17  [24144] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
OMG so this is what happens when two NHers 1v1
Maybe I should obs some of those?
Regardless of that, this report owned hard, and used gosu ALT text. Toilet Duck if you don't become a regular writer I'm going to have pitt hit you with his penix. |
| #18 --.SHADOW.--[24145] |
| dialup-241-79.bol.net.in |
| Damnit dude that was funny... |
| #19 SqueakyMonkey[24146] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
Hey, I use that terran build order...<p>
This deserves a perfect f---ing ten, make this guy a rater. |
| #20 JPaikman[24148] |
| user-2ivfval.dialup.mindspring.com |
| ? |
| #21 SonnenSystem[24151] |
| vila.wire.net.au |
This one had me laughing out loud for real, and that's quite a feat! Can't believe it could be so funny!
Give the man a 10 for sure!
And I wanna see more, more, more...
Ciao!
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| #22 -)Cummming<font color="blue">Burd</font>(-[24153] |
| spider-wi064.proxy.aol.com |
| GOD, these people sucked hard. who builds an academy at the comsat place? |
| #23 JSH[24154] |
| h006008d0a8f6.ne.mediaone.net |
| Doh, I didn't even realize there was alt-text. I just went back and read them and laughed some more! Hooray! |
| #24 40696664[24155] |
| r-174.39.alltel.net |
The guy who gave this an 8 should be shot!!!
P.S. Ducky, archons own the ground. My archons just raped everything those stupid BGH newbs built!
P.P.S. I CURSE YOU AND THOSE 2 DARK TEMPLAR BOB! I CURSE YOU! |
#25  [24158] |
| staff-8.ahnet.net |
| Haha, what a great report. My co-workers were wondering why I was laughing my ass off. These guys just get SC as an early Xmas present? hehe |
| #26 psionic_jedi_[24159] |
| sdn-ar-002nypougP280.dialsprint.net |
| lol. They sucked bad, which is pretty bad, since I suck at about every game I play. When I say someone sucks, they suck HARD. |
| #27 MikeyMonty[24166] |
| spider-we064.proxy.aol.com |
| Haha, funny. Though that's the first time I think I've ever heard the protoss referred to as "erotic". |
| #28 Robert Frazer[24173] |
| frazers.demon.co.uk |
All I can say is: nnnniiiiicccccceeeeeeee.
Clear, concise, detailing-yet-to-the-point, and funny.
Well done!
And just as a point, I was Goliath rushed in an America vs. China map. (There were literally about 50 goliaths attacking me). It was painful.
-Robert Frazer-
"I can take ya effing bullets...unghhh... you'll need an effing army to take me down" |
| #29 Drefsab[24178] |
| 208.210.56.51 |
Dripping with sarcasm... I loved it. This report was just downright funny.
Dref |
| #30 Fractal_Wave[24217] |
| 24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com |
Howlingly funny. Me likey lots
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #31 Pimpn283[24262] |
| dialup-166.90.66.115.Chicago1.Level3.net |
| OMFG that was THE best report that I have read. I think it deserves a ten all the way. Dood, you have to write some more of this shit. |
| #32 Celedor[24289] |
| 203.172.6.94 |
| Good report. Hehehe.. Goliaths Rock. Go Goliath BOB GO!!! |
| #33 Sid[24361] |
| user___4.nf.sympatico.ca |
| lol hahahahahaahahahahahahaha ya that was my worst match ever....oh my god........and damn you all to hell for your hurtfull comments...lol it just tears me up inside.....thats it mental scar for life...haha |
| #34 KodiaK[24589] |
| 24.65.212.233.ab.wave.home.com |
omg sid, you suck =)
GO ELEC HEAVY METAL!! ALL THE WAY!!! WHOO!!
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| #35 NotDefault[29491] |
| cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com |
OMG, Goliaths vs Cannons. LOL!
This should be labelled - how NOT to expand! :)
NotDefault |
| #36 Strider_28[81486] |
| 209.128.34.4 |
| I obsed that game as you can see in the third or fourth pic and my name wasn't mentioned....=[... good report...write more... |
| #37 Ed_28[85934] |
| user___4.nf.sympatico.ca |
| BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dont worry sid when starcraft lets ya down bean is always there for ya |
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