| #1 The O[25400] |
| ts042d41.lap-ca.concentric.net |
| Sweet First Comment. Authour comment too. Oh well, the HTML didnt quite work out how I wanted, and the language is a little harsh, but hope you like it. It's my first try. |
| #2 Macdonough[25401] |
| dial209-163.star-telegram.com |
this is sick.
nice br tho |
| #3 [z]RubberDucky[25402] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| No this is not a nice br, it suks. |
| #4 The O[25403] |
| ts009d48.lap-ca.concentric.net |
| Well Ducky, what sucked about it? It's supposed to be a joke. Maybe some more illumination on your highly revealing comment would help. |
| #5 Lizard~King[25405] |
| ts009d48.lap-ca.concentric.net |
LOL
Funny as hell. The HTML sux though. Good work, really funny. Kinda sick, but funny all the same. Probably wont get better than a 4.
Keep it up, it kept me laughing.
BTW loved the Hydra "Train"
Lizard~King
"God I hate you Kenny" |
| #6 Drefsab[25406] |
| rc113.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
Weird that you had Matrix references in there. I'm not sure how that fit into to the sexual theme??
Dref |
| #7 [z]RubberDucky[25411] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| If your gonna do a joke report, do it right. IE Make it funny. |
| #8 Blank[25417] |
| 15.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net |
I laughed, I cried...
I mostly cried=[
Sorry, this sucked. It was on BGH, the game sucked, and the humor was less than par. The only part that was semi-funny was the d-hard/master-bates reference. The rest of it gave me this NASTY mental picture of an ugly, fat, balding, 6-inch thick glasses wearing mofo sitting in front of a huge screen wacking to starcraft=[
Now there's a comment to put under the banner:P
Blank |
| #9 Executor[25418] |
| cache3.ihug.co.nz |
Ducky U have no sense of humour........
That was cool report...... and ducky? GET A LIFE and stop commenting several times on a single report! |
| #10 The O[25429] |
| ts028d38.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Thanks for the comments guys.
Now Blank (as in shooting them), what gave you the image of a ugly, fat, balding, 6-inch thick glasses wearing mofo sitting in front of a huge screen wacking to starcraft. Yo know I don't wear glasses=]. Seriously though, this report is just pure jokes, if you don't like it fine. Each to his own. You go out and write a report that can make people laugh. I'm suprised you felt so strongly about it that it brought you to tears. Thanks for the support from everyone not named Ducky.
The O |
#11  [25430] |
| spider-wm071.proxy.aol.com |
| I enjoyed it. It was at least different than your average run of the mill report. |
#12  [25431] |
| pool0244.cvx24-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
| T.T. Boy, this coming from a porn star.. of course you liked it. heh |
| #13 The O[25432] |
| ts028d38.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Thanks T.T.Boy
altough an 8 seems a little high I'll take it. Does anyone know where to get a good program, for making sure the HTML comes out right. This is my first report and my HTML skills suck ass. I'm looking for something really simple, that will let me do stuff like wrap text around pictures. What do you guys use to post your reports? |
| #14 [z]RubberDucky[25433] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| haha executor this is only my 3rd post on this report and my 5th or so for the night so stfu |
| #15 Sp|nE[25435] |
| dialup0850-pri.voicenet.com |
| Microsoft frontpage ... i don't use it, but my dad does and he does lots of fancy HTML and ASP stuff for the college he works at. |
| #16 [z]RubberDucky[25436] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
When I'm trying to do something a little more difficult, I use Front Page 98 (It's just faster than notepad, which gets really tedious after a while, because I only use hex colors to make sure it looks right =])
I'm sure you can find a trial version of it somewhere. Hell. You'll probabally find a cracked version of it somewhere. |
| #17 The O[25437] |
| ts028d38.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Thanks Sp|nE:
I actually own frontpage 2000 (comes with office), but it seems pecuilar. The normal mode doesn't seem to corelate to what pops out on the screen. Oh well I guess it doesn't need to be that fancy or anything. I just wish I had the graphical skills of CattleBruiser or YRM. Practice makes perfect right? Unfortunetely Quantum mechanics comes before SC and BR's. School sucks. Too bad there's not courses in SC =] |
| #18 BLuRReD{Sky}[25439] |
| 209.57.26.2 |
This report ownz, so ducky...*SLAP SLAP* shut up biach.
heh.
I think this is the funniest report in the last few weeks.
BLuRReD |
| #19 Chrono[25440] |
| CWIP-T-007-p-110-82.tmns.net.au |
| Make more battlereports! As u sed, practice makes perfect! |
| #20 The O[25441] |
| ts028d38.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Thanks guys
It's nice to see someone else out there is as sick and depraved as I am =] I was just tired of reading all the serious reports. I mean, there are great reports like the WWIII ones and stuff, but most of them are so dry. I just wanted to stir it up a bit. It's just a game. Anyways, yeah I'll probably give another one a try while I'm on holidays. Although I'd prefer to be an observer. Any volunteers looking to be humiliated by my sick reporting style? |
| #21 engival[25442] |
| nas-50-8.houston.navinet.net |
| this is funny as hell. Sorry rubberdildo, unfortunately, it's too complexed for fags |
| #22 Barage[25443] |
| dialup-209.246.182.92.Atlanta1.Level3.net |
Overall a pretty good report, especialy for a first timer. Myself, I do prefer the more... subtle types of humor (the kind that a person who hasn't heard of the topic won't get, while someone who does starts rofl), but the Matrix comments rocked, and I'm glad SOMEONE finaly noticed the fact that mutas and devourers look like C's (myself I used to call the Muta/devourer combo, the c/C :P).
However, Blanks comment made me laugh harder. Perhaps it's a little big for the quote listings, though, but otherwise.
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| #23 Mogalin[25466] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
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| #24 Executor[25472] |
| cache3.ihug.co.nz |
Ducky why don't you shut up? Was I talking to you? NO! I was exprsssing my opinion of what a loser you are! U probably think your reports are cool or something and it gives you the right to insult other people's work well I am sorry to say (Not really sorry) but ALL your reports suck cause they are so boring you probably only play comp stomps anyway. So ducky (Stupid name) just be quiet and don't talk shit about other people's report untill yours get better.
And ducky? When I want your damn opnion I will ask it so stop giving me that crap! |
#25  [25476] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| This was just not funny on more levels than I know of. |
| #26 The O[25495] |
| ts032d13.lap-ca.concentric.net |
LOL
Wer're seeing some extremely bipolar views here. Either you love it or you hate it. I guess if your over the age of 20, and/or you don't find juvinial humour entertaining you would have to find this report disgusting, unfunny, and in downright bad taste. But for others (like myself) this kind of demorialized humour is just what the Doctor ordered. Oh, have you guys heard the one about the Hydra who swallows? I'll leave that to you guys to figure out. And I'll try to calm it down for the next report.
The O
"Jesus woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago!" |
| #27 [z]RubberDucky[25520] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
I don't need to write reports to have the right to express my opinion on another report. My opinion on this one was that it sucked. And who said I was gonna wait until you wanted my opinion? Geez...
The report could have been funnier, and it was on BGH, and about sex. Not what I think a battlereport should be about. |
| #28 [z]RubberDucky[25522] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| Also, another thing Executor ~ When someone tells me that they think my reports suck, I usually tell them to stop wasting their time on my sucky ass reports that don't deserve the ratings they get and all the people that say they are good are just dumbasses paid by me. It just wastes their time reading more of them, doesn't it? |
| #29 thecabbit[25534] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| My poor...poor...eyes.. =( |
| #30 Fallen[25546] |
| 63.196.41.198 |
| This report has to be one of the crappiest reports ever. How did this get an 8 when its so badly written..? Its not even funny... |
| #31 (BoK)Bert[25636] |
| 400-005.m.MuP.DE |
well, I am older than 20, 29 actually and I still liked that report a lot.
I think it is good to have some reports in here that are not all that serious. Like from Drefsab or even this one here. It was well written, had a good layout and pleased the eyes and was overall a good laugh.
I would like to read more 'The O' reports!
In the meantime I will fiddle my RubberDucky ;-)))
Bert |
| #32 The O[25643] |
| ts002d10.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Thanks for the support. I'm working on my next twisted production. It stars a very special Protoss Probe. The Anal Probe! I think some of you will get a kick out of it, as the game itself is a lot better.
The O |
| #33 Snowreaver[25909] |
| 206.152.157.250 |
I know the comment's late in coming, but... this was a damn funny report. And the fact that it was a BGH game and still good enough to read deserves credit. I couldn't keep a straight face.. nice job.
Btw.. if you want an HTML prog, Dreamweaver > Frontpage. I've been using Frontpage 2000 since I don't own a copy of DW yet, but having used them both.. get DW. :> |
| #34 The O[25912] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Hmm dreamweaver you say? Good Idea I think I'll download that from macromedia.com
Thanks reaver. Yeah some people find it hilarious, others take it a bit too seriously. Oh well, late comment but I still check up on them. CYA fools later. Check out all three reports in this 3 part series
"Sexual Healing B.net Style"
"The Little Probe that could"
"SCV attack with sloppy seconds"
That's all folks. Doubt anyone will comment on this one this late, or even read this anymore. Anyways, have fun.
The O |
| #35 Grymlon[26016] |
| fw.tyson.com |
That was sick and perverted and very offensive. I loved it. The screenshots with the comments were the best. "Gimme a 'C'!" Hehehe. I'll never look at a muta without laughing again. ;)
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| #36 ScotTt[138487] |
| warp142163179128.newtel.com |
Surprise, surprise, a late bloomer [(er, commenter) the reason being that I've only just read it]!
The O, not only was this report daringly offensive and ragingly sexual, it was an awesome read. I also like the way you dealt with those of us less capable of appreciating various levels of humuor. Let us just say that we are hopeful that they manage to scratch some sort of imaginative existence in the world, however bleak it may be. |
| #37 ScotTt[138488] |
| warp142163179128.newtel.com |
(continued)
The comment made by Blank at #8 was obviously a vie for attention, which he clearly gave away by expressing his hopes that an internet community will see his ignorant statement and recognize it as the best he can do. His description of The O seems to match the stereotypical one which suits him with much better accuracy.
I hope you see this, O, not only because I enjoyed reading your report and appreciated the humuor, but because you're a good writer with a sense of humuor who isn't afraid to expose it to the unschooled masses and who should be congratulated. Battle reporting is evidently hard work (I wouldn't know, I haven't submitted anything insofar) but should you ever feel the desire to do it again, I entreat you!
1/04/03 (April Fools!)
Bye,
Me |
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