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#1 Mr.Failure[25703]
98C8AADE.ipt.aol.com
Hi i failed once again =[
#2 kakaru[25704]
c1015460-a.htfdw1.ct.home.com
aaarg i had first comment and stupid @home hiccupped...grr.....oh well first non author comment =)
#3 Sp|nE[25708]
dialup0111-pri.voicenet.com
What else to expect? Of course a 1.5 calibur BR follows Bob's gosu report.
#4 [25710]
spc-isp-van-58-06-342.sprint.ca
This report does highlight Bob's.

You actually failed to attain humor in your BR. You're a complete failure

#5 -beast-[25711]
203.166.227.199
If i were you i would start playing real games against real people. they are alot harder and funner. just my opinion.

-beast-

#6 Mr. Failure[25712]
98C8AADE.ipt.aol.com
errr i do play "real peepz"...
You may be right about the fun factor, but difficulty hmmmm =D
oh and it's "a lot"

#7 Mr.Nice[25716]
98C8AADE.ipt.aol.com
BEST BR EVER!!!!!!
BUT the following could make it a LOT BETTER
1. Pix
2. non-comp game
3. better jokes
4. ^ more humor
5. better writing
6. needs a better title
7. JUSS LAME >)







#8 Mr.Nice[25718]
98C8AADE.ipt.aol.com
BEST BR EVER!!!!!!
BUT the following could make it a LOT BETTER
1. Pix
2. non-comp game
3. better jokes
4. ^ more humor
5. better writing
6. needs a better title
7. JUSS LAME >)







#9 Mr.Nice[25719]
98C8AADE.ipt.aol.com
BEST BR EVER!!!!!!
BUT the following could make it a LOT BETTER
1. Pix
2. non-comp game
3. better jokes
4. ^ more humor
5. better writing
6. needs a better title
7. JUSS LAME >)





#10 [z]RubberDucky[25727]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
of all the crappy reports on this site this tops the ones that were worked at. Therefore it accheives total suckiness, because you seem to feel it's a common occourence to lose to a comp who dt rushes 20 minutes into the game. Fool.
#11 ~Talon~[25730]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
..... Will this gayness never cease?
#12 [25746]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
biggest peace of BS i saw in a long time

1.
#13 Fox^1[25758]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
WTF??? Why must people procede to bring this site down! For the love of GOD!!!!!!!! Did some keyboard thief steal your print scrn button?? Or do you get an eletrical shock from touching it. When you put the words, "After the fierce comeback" in a report against the computer you know there is a problem.
Why am I still writing God somebody needs to kill this guy. Using codes against the computer!!!! STOP IT STOP THE BAD BR WRITING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox^1
#14 Fox^1[25759]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
WTF??? Why must people procede to bring this site down! For the love of GOD!!!!!!!! Did some keyboard thief steal your print scrn button?? Or do you get an eletrical shock from touching it. When you put the words, "After the fierce comeback" in a report against the computer you know there is a problem.
Why am I still writing God somebody needs to kill this guy. Using codes against the computer!!!! STOP IT STOP THE BAD BR WRITING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox^1
#15 [25765]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Fox, you're missing the point. Pics would not make this report any better. Pics of this chump getting the smack layed down on him by the comp could arguably even make this worse. I think I'll write a report of me vrs the comp just to show people how it's done. =]
#16 Fox^1[25766]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
Alright Mark your right. You don't use that many pics and you BR are off the scale, however they don't hurt. If you wrote a report and YourRoleModel did the pics, man that would be a site to see. Now I will remove my head from Mark's and RoleModel's ass.

Fox^1
#17 [25768]
relay.atinc.com
Yeah, get it out of there. =)
#18 Fox^1[25769]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
Actually Mark if you do write one against vrs comp, play two that actually would be much better, and more challenging.

Fox^1
#19 Extra-Medium[25771]
proxy1-external.ym1.on.home.com
This BR, ahem, is the WORST PILE OF SHIT I have ever set my eyes upon, you wasted a good ten seconds of my life reading this newbified tripe which you call a battle report.

P.S. From me to you, never, ever write a battlereport ever again.
#20 Necrolyte[25776]
h139-142-252-147.ed.fiberone.net
Merry New Years??????? WTF is that?
oh and the br (I cant believe it got a 3!)
sucks my white ass!
Something this shitty should be burned, his comp burned
and his starcraft disks taken away from him!
#21 TheCabbit[25868]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
I *HATE* THESE Vs. CPU games!!! Who looses to a *TOSS* comp as TERRAN?! AND ON BGH?! Holy Smokes(hehe=P) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody ban this crap and ban every br with the words "computer" in it =P
#22 SuperSaiyanSlop[25915]
ABDC61B7.ipt.aol.com
Err...either he faked this or he just added the part at the end with the computer talking to him after playing (I use that term loosely)...and if it really did happen, you suck against computers..I can managed to hold off 3 computers with 3 bunkers..placed in the middle of my scv line and having all my scvs repair..
#23 VRAM1974[25993]
ch2smc.bellglobal.com
I think this report was meant to be a joke and you all missed the point.... On a side note, Happy belated New Year.
#24 Macdonough[26055]
dial209-205.star-telegram.com
All I did was read the title and I think this br sucks.

Wait you'd probably like a reason why the br sucks, I bet. Hmmm...the title sucks. =P
No, just don't report compstomp games plz...or should I say pplstomps = )
#25 kiwistein[26450]
pm162-62.dialup.netidea.com
hahahaha.....im laughing at you, not with you.
#26 [41833]
dialup-63.212.142.252.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
<marquee>this was cool</marquee>
#27 Jesse[43918]
we-24-31-39-45.we.mediaone.net
I liked it.
#28 Vegita of Pooh[57522]
host86-15.iwbc.net
You are a complete newbie, lol:
"I knew CPU would late rush me with zeals"

WELL NO SHIT, that's the only strat the Toss comp does, besides the very very VERY rare DT rush (which I've only seen the comp do once). You are a newb that plays comps on BGH, that's as low as it gets. Go play humans on a DIFFERENT F*CKING MAP, lol

Images would be nice ^_^
#29 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[67142]
webcache.BrockU.CA
Hey Forgetfull, way to pretend to be two people who liked this br :/

This br sucked worse than Rubber Ducky said it did. I've just wasted two minutes reading it and the comments. This is so stupid you should get a medal. Using a code on comps in BGH. I'm not even going to go into this ^&#%#&(#^(@ ^$%@#*# ^&%*@#%#%$@ junk. OMG I'm wasting even more time now.

Put a stop to that.
#30 JawaAvenger[67201]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
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#43 JawaAvenger[67217]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
Last Comment
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#44 Dausuul[68791]
lucre.tcom.purdue.edu
No, not the last...
#45 ^CHATGRIS^[69163]
cr14010-a.glph1.on.wave.home.com
This was truly the biggest waste of time I have ever experienced in my entire life.
#46 alph[w]olf[73995]
langlab2.pitzer.edu
haha
#47 archon6[83089]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
i am rufus from the future. i predict that you will have a great future and the future wil be diferent place without you, yes very different. u will join A-X or wutever and... no wait wrong guy.
#48 killa[86411]
hsa241.pool019.at101.earthlink.net
last comment 3/01/01
#49 BADKITTY![95978]
ss06.ny.us.ibm.com
is it just me, or is the computer a LOT worse in later versions of sc than it was back in "the day"...?

On regular sc when i first got the game (1.01) the comp actually tank rushed with marine support... LOOK a REAL strat! it was scary :) Now-a-days the computer just does stupid things like really late marine zel zergling rush, and 4-pool and late dt rush and stuff... How did the AI get WORSE?

I've even been rushed by unseiged tanks :p


Anyway, on every patch since 1.05 I've been able to beat 7 comps by myself with every race, so a 1v1 comp game isn't worth br'ing...

06/10/01
#50 John[101869]
adsl-63-206-91-250.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
10-2-01 The last comment
#51 [113512]
Montreal-ppp3529466.sympatico.ca
i didn't even read the report....but i can tell it sucks :)

go f*uck urself u sucky a$$ piece of $hit!





DiEt-CoLa
#52 [119445]
StCatherines-ppp109094.sympatico.ca
Amazing br, shows great potential
#53 u-suck[122780]
168.minneapolis-11-12rs.mn.dial-access.att.net
you suck!
#54 [129517]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
I found this to be, quite possibly, the best battle report this site has seen. 10

Cheers,
~CattleBruiser~
#55 [129519]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Hax. I love my IP.
#56 jimmy[132993]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-89.prem.tmns.net.au
don't be a retard CB

-NOTJimmy

PS. Like this:
#57 Mitre10[132994]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-89.prem.tmns.net.au
HEy this rocks!!!!





























































NOT
#58 jimmy[133954]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-183.prem.tmns.net.au
last

-NJ
#59 Sabotage[135787]
pool-68-161-58-119.ny325.east.verizon.net
afool
#60 god10002[157866]
CPE00e0184ea391-CM0011ae8d7310.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
THIS REPORT IS THE BEST! (not really but someone has got to stick up for the little guy..... on the other hand.....)
THIS REPORT SUX!!!!!
#61 IM LAST!!!!!!![163369]
S01060050bf91f8a8.cg.shawcable.net
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