| #1 ::nobody::[27696] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
you betcha I get my own 1st comment =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #2 ProudToBaNewbie[27697] |
| proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
2nd comment ownz your bonez :)
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| #3 ProudToBaNewbie[27699] |
| proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
wow, now that i've read it this report owned!!!! YRM take hints on the new style Nobody used, it kept me entertained and laughing the whole time, I especially liked the font you used in the quotes, and the originality of the movie theme. Great report Nobody!!!!!
- The Proud Newbie |
| #4 Fractal_Wave[27700] |
| 24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com |
::nobody:: , this is utterly wonderful......but it ended too quickly! We want more! Get Harrison Ford & Liz Hurly for the sequel!
:)
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #5 ::nobody::[27702] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
btw, report #1995..i was thinking of waiting till #2000, but i am too impatient, so #1995 owns you. =P
Ciao!
::nobody::
p.s. Frac: 1)a sequel might be a good idea... =)
2)where are all MY funny quotes for the top of . BR.com? well? =) hehe |
| #6 Newbie_Pride[27703] |
| hunt184-171.optonline.net |
| Bravo! Bravo! Amazing report keep up the good work. |
| #7 [CER]Furinax[27704] |
| thor.gua.net |
| Wow! Two big thumbs up!! What the report lacked in detail and specific strats, it sure made up for in pure genius in the presentation. Good model for others to work for in future BR's. |
| #8 Addity-X[27705] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
Wow!
best report i've seen since........
umm
best report i've seen
Great job
P.S. I think any report with a quote by God in it should just be cool by default :)
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| #9 ][Burner][[27706] |
| 200.250.56.36 |
| Nobody has ever made such a good report as this one, except Nobody... |
#10  [27709] |
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| Nicely done! |
| #11 ~Talon~[27710] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| Dudsey! |
| #12 AkbarMohommed[27711] |
| cgowave-104-226.cgocable.net |
| Poetry, just poetry. |
| #13 I Hate Medics[27713] |
| as5100gg-13.inre.asu.edu |
Great report man.. Nearly the best one I've seen.
It was funny all the way thru, the quotes were funny as hell.
You gotta make a sequel, it would own even more!
This was an absoluty genius idea!
Plus the pictures were great, as always. :-)
Do another do another!!
Oh yeah, you own man!! OWN! !! !! !!
Medics' |
| #14 Wildfire[27714] |
| wc-np1.hk.linkage.net |
| Great br. really funny.u own, but the last battle kinda eneded too quickly for my liking. |
| #15 Mogalin[27715] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
| gawd those pics were pretty! |
| #16 Mogalin[27716] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
| and it's awesome the way this BR was "Tahoma-less" |
| #17 <font color = "black">::nobody::</font>[27720] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Oh yea, did anyone like the title of the movie? =) I thought statements like "Go and see yesterday's beef" were so hilarious i couldn't stop laughing. Maybe that's just me though... =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
#18  [27721] |
| buri.campus.vt.edu |
Great work, nobody!
I'd give it somewhere around a 9.5 if I weren't ineligible to rate it for being in it.
Cheers,
~CB~ |
| #19 ProudToBaNewbie[27722] |
| proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
The last battles went something like this: zerglings and mutas attack ghosts cannons, I ensnare mutas and send in hydras while ghost sends in zeals and try's to storm but fails miserably due to his placing templar where they have to walk around the whole damn map before they get a psi off.. the zerglings retreat or die, mutas run away.. hydras go back to my base .. that took about 30 seconds. 5 seconds later rinse and repeat. Yes about 10 -14 rounds of pure blood in the middle repeated itself until they finall overran ghost and we had to concede.. it was a great game and I'd love to play a sequel :)
- The proud Newbie |
| #20 Sp|nE[27723] |
| dialup0303-pri.voicenet.com |
Ack, I'm too stupid to read this. Need ... more ... paragraphs =[ The graphics were amazing though. Absolutely beautiful, and wonderfully designed. Pleasing to the eye.
9
PS: No one gets that report #2000 but me =] I hope to finish my br by tommorrow |
| #21 Master-Binjured[27724] |
| 1Cust173.tnt3.sylvania.oh.da.uu.net |
GREAT report... the movie stuff was funny shit :) I have a qestion though: What program did u mod. those graphics with? For example, I have Jasc Paint Shop Pro 6.01... its ok, but i am not to good with it.. just wonderin! Post it here or email me at: adavisiv@email.msn.com
Thanks,
MB |
| #22 confused[27725] |
| spider-wg012.proxy.aol.com |
"...if I weren't ineligible to rate it for being in it."
-CB
I'm slow; ~CattleBruiser~ = ~Llamaboy~ ? |
| #23 [27727] |
| buri.campus.vt.edu |
Ayup.
Oh, and nobody, you forgot to mention the stellar guest performance by my scourge and Ghost's corsairs, not one of which ultimately survived :) |
| #24 <font color = "black">::nobody::</font>[27728] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
C'mon ~CB~...just say "10"! =) That's true, I did leave out the scourge parts...you were a master with 'em, but it never really fit anywhere (btw, I didn't know you were Llama 'till just now =P)
Master-Binjured: I use Photoshop 4 for my graphics
Everyone else: Thanks!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
#25  [27729] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Two thumbs way up! |
| #26 IF-4Father[27732] |
| spider-tn084.proxy.aol.com |
I laughed, I cried, I almost pissed my pants that was so funny.
Great job
C.P. |
| #27 I Hate Medics[27733] |
| as5100gg-13.inre.asu.edu |
Sequel! Sequel! Sequel!!
But Llama was ~CB~? Damn!
If I wad known that I would've made a fool of myself trying to look better. :-)
Oh yeah, Sequel!!
One more thing, nobobdy, YOU OWN! !! !! OWN !! !!
Medics' |
| #28 Alita99[27734] |
| proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
When Ducky and I pair up, we either win big or lose big, but never in the middle. =)
I'm waiting for that game we played AFTER this one that Ducky's supposed to be reporting... 8hint hint*=p
But wow, you got this report out pretty quick.
Good Job!
<font size=1>it's weird how you didn't show how Ducky's base fell <font size=-1>*disconnect*</font> and that he scouted out medics base pretty early and not doing anything about it <font size=-1>*disconnect*</font> and then how he just left me all alone with all his zerglings just sitting there <font size=-1>*disconnect*</font></font> |
| #29 ~CB~[27737] |
| buri.campus.vt.edu |
| Alita, we can't get the saved game to work with Proud... we think you need to start the game to get it working, since you saved it. So come to b.net sometime! :) |
| #30 Drefsab[27738] |
| rc119.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
The graphical presentation was awesome and the movie critics were hilarious... God... hehe...
Excellent job man... delicious eye candy.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #31 Syndrome Zed[27739] |
| 209.86.147.92 |
Beautiful report! I loved the graphics work, and the reporting was most impressive!
My only beef (no pun intended ;) ) - The loss of Segal in Exec. Decision was not a disappointment, it was a thing of beauty!
5 Stars out of 5! |
| #32 BLuRReD[27745] |
| 209.57.26.2 |
great report nobody! OMG, a report where ducky and ghost both die? Love it.
BLuRReD |
| #33 alita99[27746] |
| proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
Umm.. sure thing CB, but what's your id# so I can find you? =p
e-mail Mark4 or Johnny... they should still have my e-mail address! Thanks Mark, Johnny for forwarding it!
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| #34 whoopeecushion[27747] |
| mkc-167-146.kc.rr.com |
| nice report man, great graphics and funny, keep up the good work |
| #35 wallabystein[27750] |
| vcta01m07-22.bctel.ca |
Woohoo! Nice work, man, although it would have been better if I were in it. Damn, I want in more of your BRs! Woohoos all around, I'm gonna go eat some bagels and watch samurai movies.
See ya 'round, soldier |
| #36 Warphead[27752] |
| johnny.bath.ac.uk |
AARGH! AARG! Not <b><font size="4" face="courier new">THE</font> map! No! Nooooo!!!
Umm...
Seriously, good report. =) |
| #37 Warphead[27753] |
| johnny.bath.ac.uk |
| D'o'h forgot to close bold |
| #38 King of Rock[27756] |
| passer.its.uu.se |
| Awesome!!!!!! |
| #39 *P*KiLLuMiNaTi[27760] |
| ip28-15.cbn.net.id |
nigger!!!!!
this br ownz!!!
THIS BR KICKED ANAL CANAL!!!!! :P
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| #40 [z]RubberDucky[27775] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
This kicked ass!!!
You forgot to mention that I didn't actually die, I left when I got attacked because of the madgay lag and the fact that my overlords responded about 5 minutes after I ordered them=p
Still kick ass report =] |
| #41 [z]RubberDucky[27776] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Yes!! And I need to see the rest of that game too!!!!!
Doh 1100 pix take up a lot of harddrive space =p |
| #42 <font color = "black">::nobody::</font>[27777] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
*Sigh* Still in search of that perfect 10 =)
Ducky: of course I didn't say you just left, that's dumb =P you were gonna die anyway, so it doesn't matter.
wallaby: I'd love to BR you again man, cya on bnet =)
everyone else: thank you!
Ciao!
::nobody::
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| #43 _________________________________________[27779] |
| ps1.nybe.on.ca |
| kick ass |
| #44 Gruntwrapper[27780] |
| dialup-cle169.nls.net |
While this BR just previewed the movie, w/o giving away the spoilers, I feel
I must ask what you guys thought of the ending? The film's been out for a
while now so I think its safe to ask. I mean, I was shocked when
Heartcutter suddenly appeared in a new CC, landed, whipped up some troops
and slaughtered everyone and everything in his path, connection problems
and all. But what do you think his victory meant metaphorically?
G |
| #45 Fox^1[27783] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
nobody=hybrid between BR Madman and Spielberg. You are amazing!!! 9.0!
Fox^1 |
#46  [27785] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| nobody, your report is 10 material, but the battle isn't quite there yet. =P |
| #47 BLuRReD[27792] |
| 209.57.26.2 |
just jokin ducky, but ive noticed that every br that ive read that actually has both screen shots AND ghost, ghost dies. Wonder why ghost only writes reports where he rapes his opponent? :p
BLuRReD |
| #48 JSH[27795] |
| pmroch1-2.rconnect.com |
I was gonna say two thumbs up but of course people already did. :)
Five stars! |
| #49 <font color = "black">::nobody::</font>[27797] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Blurred: this is a different ghost =P its CrimsonGhost138, not ghost~lizard
Gruntwrapper: i thought that ending was also a shock, as for the metaphorical implications, it definitely means that space aliens will come and suck out our insides. At least thats what I think. =P
Prozerran: hehe I wasn't originally gonna report the game, but the one long battle was awesome and all the players begged me too, so I couldn't let them down =)
everyone else: thanks!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #50 Pika_Flare[27802] |
| 216.209.180.11 |
| Wow, those pics were cool. |
| #51 Sexy^Orangutang[27808] |
| spider-wl061.proxy.aol.com |
Lets all sing!
"Oh, oh, oh, ::nobody::, we adore you, oh, oh, oh, ::nobody::, u need a whore,you! YOu deserve one, and and someone should serve one. Oh, oh, oh!"
okay, that was pretty gay, but, the br. wasnt. It kicked ass.....but....it was pretty different from my day at the movies.....
S^O |
| #52 MgF228[27811] |
| gtw01.txed.net |
Damn good report yo! I give it 2 thumbs up.
- Later - MgF |
| #53 [27818] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| YES, first two thumbs up person =). Glad Mark4 (or Johnny?) finally got all those spam messages deleted. |
| #54 AxeGrinder01[27822] |
| GDFKB107-20.splitrock.net |
Two thumbs abd big toes up. Setting the standard again. Somebody coined it right saying you are the Speilberg of Battle Reports. Rock on!!!
Peace
Axe |
| #55 ScummyBear[27850] |
| userMd130.videon.wave.ca |
Sexy^Orangutang you just ruined the comment list =)~ with that gay singing GREAt REport and make a Sequel!!
im the best i own Maynard.... =]
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| #56 ScummyBear[27852] |
| userMd130.videon.wave.ca |
| Dont take this 2 serious Maynard :) |
| #57 Cpt.Gosu[27859] |
| r-174.66.alltel.net |
Ducky losing made this worth reading 8)
Awsome, original style! Humor always makes certain reports shine!
2 thumbs up! |
| #58 ::nobody::[27861] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
AxeGrinder: Speilburg? i like it... =P
S^O: i love that song! =) My gf doesn't tho...hehe
everyone else: thanks!
i will make a sequel =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #59 Loafer[SPiF]§[27952] |
| 193.180.113.93 |
| I reallly enjoyed this=) |
| #60 tff~skullbattalion[27977] |
| hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
i laughed i cryed i pissed my pants!!!! this was the very best ive seen! i knew you had it in you haha. i talked to you that day in nohunters and i begged for another br. i knew you wouldnt let me down, damn that was good. i give this a flaming skull.!!!!
sighed: The Skullbattalion |
| #61 -=Danath=-[28103] |
| Flex210.dlBEcon.WAU.NL |
| Not as good as "Casablanca", but then again, this ain't black and white! Even without Humphrey, this one will keep em talking for YEARS to come. My childrens children will enjoy this one! |
| #62 patheto[28105] |
| 207.210.177.253 |
| FUCK netscape! The pix aren't loading! Nooooooooooooooooo.... |
| #63 Pimpn283[28409] |
| dialup-166.90.65.8.Chicago1.Level3.net |
| This report was the best I've seen. I loved the movie thing. BTW, medics, u own :] |
| #64 ::nobody::[32012] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
| Ooops! I acidentally wrote over some of the pic names...some of the pics are now the same as in the Calvin and Hobbes report |
| #65 Rhovanion.[32056] |
| dialup-241-40.bol.net.in |
"A stunning masterpiece"
"Simply the best"
...so true...
Woulda liked to see the unit stats of the zerg with all those zergling blood...and the pictures...WOW!! |
| #66 The-Lakers[47421] |
| user-2inith2.dialup.mindspring.com |
omgay, i think i'll add to this oooollllllllllldddddddd br. the pics are jacked up! Why are there c&h pics in here!?!?!
hehe i like being critical^^ |
| #67 I Hate Medics[53801] |
| ss6-13.inre.asu.edu |
Lakers I have but a few things to say...LAKERS BLOODY SUCK! THEY BARELY BEAT THE SUNS ON 2 GAMES BY LIKE 1 POINT EACH!!! THEY SHOULD'VE CREAMED 'EM BY 20 EVERY GAME! BLAAHHH!! THE SUNS COULD'VE BEEN BEATING DOWN THE PACERS! BLAHHAHHH!!! DDDDDDDDDIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Woah, time for medication.. |
| #68 EnThuseD[70311] |
| proxy.cms.k12.nc.us |
| heh 69 |
| #69 Satan'sCookies[103560] |
| cs6668128-100.austin.rr.com |
| believe it |
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