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"there was a rather large thread, devoted to the unveiling of Blizzard's plans for Starcraft 2.
"Neat," I thought to myself, "I'll probably have to check that out when it gets released."
Then, as I thought about it a little bit more, I began to realize the significance of a sequel to the best video game ever made, and promptly orgasmed all over my keyboard."
-Decay




#1 TheJanitorGuy[28766]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
As before stated, Janitors own.
#2 [{o}][28768]
spider-wj052.proxy.aol.com
Hmmm... wait what was this br about?!?!
#3 Pika_Flare[28788]
ppp9144.on.bellglobal.com
As stated before, I agree. =]
#4 [z]RubberDucky[28813]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
As un-stated before, this sucks gay ass.
#5 ::ProudNewbie::[28818]
proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
um.. a word of advice.. see if your on any heterosexual computer (i.e. not a mac) then there IS a way to eat lunch without posting bull$hit like this.. see.. you highlight all the text, right? press.. now stay with me, CTRL-C.. very good. Now open a Word or Notepad document and press CTRL-V.. very good!

a couple hours later and after you've eaten lunch -

Open that text document with your saved text, and once again highlight your story.. and press CTRL-C.. now go back to BR.com and the post BR form, and presss CTRL-V.. now finish the battle report, very good!
- The Proudful Newbie




#6 Jamellan[28831]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Well, as much as I'd like to insult you, I wouldn't be making any friends. I'll just remember not to take up writing.
#7 Erkki[28842]
cachef7.kolumbus.fi
I thought this was a pretty funny story. :)
#8 Jamellan[28847]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Well, unfortunately, no one else thought so :(
#9 reaper=death[28863]
207-172-215-76.s76.tnt8.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
I thought it was funny, I just think you should includ an actual report next time to go along with the story :-)

-reaper

#10 [z]cp187[28876]
sac4-24.calweb.com
I agree with reaper, i thought the story was decent, but you should've included the br to go with it. the whole 'to be continued' approach sucks ass. Thats supposed to be used during a 'cliffhanger' to leave people wondering, not after the intro making them wonder 'wtf?'.
#11 [28955]
econ13.ucsd.edu
Check out my first chapter of Phoenix Legion. First I made everyone wonder "'wtf?'" THEN, I started the boring part of the battle and ended my first chapter!

Good thing standards were lower then. And I posted the second part of the series within a day (I think).

#12 tff~skull[29046]
hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
damn! this sucks ass. that is all
#13 terrannavel[77787]
h0050e4902d4f.ne.mediaone.net
13st
#14 4177[93711]
spider-th052.proxy.aol.com
Well written



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