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#1 Drefsab[28789]
rc32.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Ahh, finished... :-)



#2 anal-banana[28790]
gauntlet2.bridge.com
Hahahhaha
What happened to your BGH reports Dref?
#3 Addity-X[28792]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
ownage by pika_flare
i liked the marine corps ad :)


#4 _CraZy_[28793]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
OHMYGOD THAT WAS FRICKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHa I almost laughed my head off. Dref do more of these =)

#5 [z]RubberDucky[28797]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Drefsab u suck

<i>Drefsab: Sure Minor, I saw you trading Pokemon cards with TheRubberDucky this afternoon during pregame warmup.</i>

Pokemon = totally suck. JV change that to someone elses name like T_Mac or something pretty plzzzzzz



#6 Sp|nE[28798]
dialup0346-pri.voicenet.com
I love your theme reports Dref! Fan-fucking-tastic
#7 Drefsab[28801]
rc32.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Hahaha Ducky, I thought and thought about who to pick as the Pokemon card collector and for someo reason, your name kept popping into my head... ;-)

Dref

#8 [z]RubberDucky[28804]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Well, I hate pokemon. Replace all that stuff w/ tmac or something else plz.
#9 Talon[28809]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Bahahah! Definately not as funny as the statue rubbing, but Bahaha! all the same.
#10 Fractal_Wave[28811]
24.67.140.137
Drefsab.Own = True

All the best,
Fractal_Wave


#11 ko[B]ong[28817]
user-2inioet.dialup.mindspring.com
These BRs including Dref's alter egos/identities prove much insight into the personality of Dref, I'm psycho-analyzing him. In no time I shall reveal Dref's true self.. Don't worry inspector, Im on the case.
#12 Krebster[28821]
spider-te012.proxy.aol.com
This is a tell tale case of schizophrenia drefsab you need help!

However until that help arrives please keep producing these intensely hysterical BR's

P.S. maybe it's not intense

P.P.S This made my loss to mark a lot more bearable





#13 Wildfire[28828]
wc-np1.hk.linkage.net
You deseerve more than that 0.00 at the top of the screen. I mean, what were johnny and mark thinking when they gave you the 0.00, personally, i think you deserve maybe a 1 or 2, but no more.

hehe

only kidding great report, tho players not as good as your usual mark4 games.



#14 [28838]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
game was rather one-sided but the post-game conference and pokemon made up for it

8.

#15 [28846]
pool0744.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
WOw this was sooooo funny

One sided but bery bery funny
#16 Fox^1[28850]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
Like everyone else said one sided, but man was I laughing my ass off. Wow Fox, your ass??

Fox^1
#17 [NEC]Sanguinius[28851]
host-62.96.49.215.inetservice.de
*ROFLMAO*
Im joining the Marines right now !
#18 JSH[28862]
pmroch1-15.rconnect.com
There are 112 cracklings in 14 overlords. 14x8=112.

But who cares. Funny report!!!
#19 Pika_Flare[28865]
ppp9100.on.bellglobal.com
Dref, you failed to mention that I expanded AGAIN after I got my first one up and running. Heh. Ownage by one archon. Great report Dref.
#20 Alita99[28866]
urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU
*heh* How NOT to use Zerg on islands...

#21 [nh]SSD4[28875]
user___4.nf.sympatico.ca
Very gosu
#22 Dark~Ferret[28881]
fw5500.twtradepublishing.com
Drefsab never fails us! Hail to Dref.
Damn, I almost don't miss Monday night football at all, almost....
D~F
#23 T_Mac[28884]
ts7-81t-14.idirect.com
ROFL
#24 T_Mac[28885]
ts7-81t-14.idirect.com
Whoa, first time i tried to post that, i got this, wtf?

Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Can't connect to local MySQL server (2) in /export/web12/gamma/javawe/comments.php on line 97

Warning: MySQL: A link to the server could not be established in /export/web12/gamma/javawe/comments.php on line 97

Warning: 0 is not a MySQL result index in /export/web12/gamma/javawe/comments.php on line 98
NO MORE FUTURE COMMENTS SUCKER!! MAUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-JV
#25 MgF228[28888]
gtw01.txed.net
Damn - EXACTLY what not to do with zerg - I think if John messed around with his mutas, he could have distracted pika enough to get some sort of foothold on the game - oh, and if microed properly - i think that 5 goons + 1 cannon could beat 10 mutas... but he should have attacked some outlying buidings, ran away, came back, n kept up crazy shit like that. And the lings in the ovies - damn - he should have lead them on with 2 mutas or something to give him some more time, or he should have landed them on the edge of Pika's base... NEways - later people. Oh, and kewl style in reporting - done well.

-MgF228
#26 probe[28896]
dt121nd5.tampabay.rr.com
<font color=red> godly br <font Color=silver>
godly!
#27 Barage[28908]
dialup-209.246.189.168.Atlanta1.Level3.net
Great br, as usual. This deserves gold just because of the shocking discovery of RD and pokemon (j/k.. don't kill me!)

I could've sworn that 12 mutas beats 1 archon, although the mutas all become weak enough to die against 3 dragoons afterward. Myself, I would've been cautious about striking that main; while the mutas are fighting the 5 goons and 1 cannon, more goons and cannons would show up to finish things. The outcome is usualy not pretty. Hit and running would've been great, though.

As for the cracklings...well, I can't believe he would've used any in the first place; Pika already showed to have a thing for archons and the shuttle proved that reaver tech existed. A heavy hydra drop would've worked better. As for losing it all to corsairs, imo that attack shouldn't have happened at all. A zerg needs to be hyperharassing. 1-3 overlords in the main, while 1-3 in the expansion, all full of hydras, while exping twice. 4 hydras could've handled that archon, and corsairs wouldn't have been able to stop both attacks before they started.

Of course, I believe I remember that john won out an earlier 4 way ffa with me in it. Although I was killed via a silly rush long before he spotted me, and the others kept throwing units away against his turtle, I probably shouldn't be commenting :P.
#28 Drefsab[28930]
rc33.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Hmmm, I will have to agree with some of the commenters... Hit and run was definitely a more viable option for those original mutas.

Cheers,
Dref
#29 SCV[28940]
c3-1d120.neo.rr.com
next time, don't br people who suck, i.e. losing 8 lords to 10 sairs w/out scourge assistance and dropping 2 lings out of anyways, br good peeps =-)
#30 RoYaL~Loner_101[28941]
beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net
Heheheh!!good one!hey dref,how did u know it was Pika_Flare in his smurf name i only knew because he lives near me!


Well Cya
-RoYaL~Loner_101
#31 JoLLy~TeAcuP<font color=red> (BR.COM TeaCup)<font color=black>[28953]
proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com
I don't think 2gate sair beats a muta rush =(

all you gota do is put up a spore early and ward off those damn sair. Then get muta/queen and he will probably have 6 or so corsair by the time you get mutas. You research ensnare and use ur spore to help. After that, use lots o scourge! Its better to attack w/ scourge from 2 sides so that the sair don't kill all the scourge before they suicide =( Ensnare, Clone scourge, attack, win. Most of the time, a toss won't really have a lot more troops at his main except a few cannons. From there, you can win!

btw, nice report dref. ;-)
#32 Baxter-O'Bixby[28975]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Dref, you kick ass. Tuesday is going to become my favorite day of the week.
#33 Pika_Flare[29040]
ppp9073.on.bellglobal.com
Heeh. I'm a newbie making an ass of myself! =]
#34 UrineAvenger[29052]
jeames.csw.L-3com.com
Dref, I don't give a rat's hairy ass about the 1 sided play. It was interesting as hell. Interesting can be from an entertaining game of 2 newbies or really cool strats from 2 great players. Keep Reporting!
#35 Dagomar[29381]
static-31.itcanada.com
Way to go! Love the format and originality! Do another!!

This one deserves a 10
#36 W.T..Sherman[31382]
dialupE137.eugn.uswest.net
That John Guy was SO SORRY. I don't think a player like that has any business playing a player like pika_Flare. The Muta offensive was a great idea, but he ran... What A Lamer!
#37 Pika_Flare[146922]
Toronto-ppp218394.sympatico.ca
Wow, this report still exists... nice...
#38 wakiki[153917]
cable-24-196-2-50.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, worst game ever :P Decent report though.



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