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#1 Sp|nE[32073]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
Didnt think you'd get first comment did ya?

Enjoy =]

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#2 cow[32076]
du-207-254.paris.dialup.freesurf.fr
Good for somthing concerning canadians... be carefull you dont give mac too good a rep :)

bonk-9

#3 _CraZy_[32077]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
gosu :D You own Sp|ne j/k :)
#4 +AnathemA+[32078]
sdn-ar-010azphoeP192.dialsprint.net
i'm not commenting on this br

#5 HilbsTheZealot[32080]
242.st-louis-155-160rs.mo.dial-access.att.net
Spine ownz me :(
#6 dmb![32083]
spider-ta052.proxy.aol.com
Good report matt, despite the fact that the game itself was pretty lame. Personally, I think that battle reports should be on maps OTHER than temple and involve new people. The same group of kids are in all of em and always on the same map. Variety.
#7 Mr.Mediocre[32084]
119.ippool.xville.multipro.com
Hey spine err...matt. Nice BR. You using PSP?
#8 Evire!![32085]
ip228.king-of-prussia.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
Good job Matt. I agree with dmb!. 2v2 Temple is getting lame... let's get some nice dire ffa's or something in here.

#9 Sp|nE[32092]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
probably jason

he gets a beatdown on tuesday

coule be ko[b]ong though .....



#10 HuBeRt[32093]
ls-a-107.skima.is
15th comment RoXX!!
while I was reading the report there were only 4 comments,
so lucky me to get the 15th :þ

#11 HuBeRt[32094]
ls-a-107.skima.is
GOD Damnit!!!!
I missed the 15th!!
#12 Sp|nE[32095]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
anyway ...

cow: we all hate tmac =]

crazy: die 12 year old

anathema: fu

hilbs: "1450"

steve/evan: ya i know ... no more 2v2s on temple i promoise

spammer: die

delete the spam comments plz ... thx














#13 heywar[32096]
nas-5-32.nyc.navinet.net
hey what wonderful time of day
#14 Evire!![32098]
ip228.king-of-prussia.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
How ironic, Sp|nE takes part in three spams, and now that it's happened to him, he's totally annoyed.
#15 T_Mac[32099]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-660.idirect.com
Sigh, I see 18 comments, hoping to see good ones saying "tmac is god, etc.", but instead see spine and his boyfriends spamming again :(

lewis loves me, hes just afraid orc will get jealous :O
#16 ko[b]ong[32100]
user-33qth9m.dialup.mindspring.com
wasnt me fool
#17 dmb![32101]
spider-ta057.proxy.aol.com
i think its funny as hell.
#18 HuBeRt[32102]
ls-a-107.skima.is
Its fun when you do it, its lame when others do :þ
#19 ko[B]ong[32103]
user-33qth9m.dialup.mindspring.com
I think its -TooL- ?
#20 [32105]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
After reading the title, my finger is inched to rate this a one before I would read the report itself.....

now goes reading it
#21 [32110]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
woooooo
me=likey


necros having seizures rofl
#22 Sp|nE[32114]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
9.5!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

#23 T_Mac[32115]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-428.idirect.com
Actually borrowing lings is what i do when im putting them in control groups :p

Hehe, I loved that necs having seizures thing too :)

go sp|ine! ;)
#24 dmb![32116]
spider-ta033.proxy.aol.com
matt, ill see to it you don't get apricot 1
#25 dmb![32117]
spider-ta033.proxy.aol.com
ps. T_Mac nobody likes you
#26 Sp|nE[32118]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
die steve, wtf is apricot 1
#27 noboyd likes T_Mac[32119]
spider-ta033.proxy.aol.com
well, they don't
#28 nobody likes T_Mac[32120]
spider-ta033.proxy.aol.com
well, they don't
#29 Evire!![32121]
ip228.king-of-prussia.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
I'd like to congradulate T_Mac on playing so well. He certainly is gosu.
#30 Rooks.[32126]
cflow4.mts.net
Whats wrong with Canadians? =)
#31 Limp_Bizkit666[32127]
184-pool3.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
<html>
<body>
SP|NE is nothing more than a parasite attached to this website, that feeds off the comments with his name included!!!


that is the only reason he keeps writing reports, and that is also the reason he wants us to comment!

DIE, SP|NE!!!

I"M NOT GONNA SAY YOUR NAME (SP|NE) ON THIS COMMENT!!!

Starve to DEATH, SP|NE!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

byeya
p.s.
<font size="1" color="red">good work</font size="1" color="red">
</body>
</html>
#32 Sp|nE[32130]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
limp - well duh =]
#33 Blank[32131]
240.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
OMG ownage :(

now if I could only play BW :( T_mac sucks, he got lucky that lewis was a damage sponge :P

huk

Blank

P.S. Hilbs = Ghost
#34 probe[32134]
242849hfc97.tampabay.rr.com
ummmmm
this deserves an 8-9

if the next 5 people to rate it all give it a 7, i will include all of you in my next battlereport, and my special map im making. (go to shocks forum for more info)

you hear me?!?! SEVEN! SEVEN ! SEVEN!
this is NO WAY 10 report.
#35 Sp|nE[32135]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
hey probe, how about not?

bob rates these on terms of how much he ENJOYS them. alright? obviuosly he enjoyed it a lot.

i agree though, it doesnt deserve a 10 either, but i prolly wont get anymore 10's ever for a br so let me have this one =] i was hoping for a 9 on this one, and i will be glad if this one stays above a 9
#36 King-Lewis[32140]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
OMG I WAS FRAME ! bad manner spine !

he changed his name for T_mac in post chat game the real sentence is Sp|ne is a gay lagger that i hate . !

HUK U!

Nice BR spine. Coulda been more humoristic since this game was mad funny. But very well done.

8 / 10
#37 probe[32141]
242849hfc97.tampabay.rr.com
tuhu
this should be 8.5 9
iMO
i was jk when i said 7
#38 Sp|nE[32144]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
lewis i tried to make it kind of obvious =]

but about the br being more humourous ... that is my style. i try to have subtle forms of humor, as in things hidden in the alt texts, and sarcastic bashings of how much people suck. just my style .....
#39 [32146]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Tell vegas to make an option to rate 9.5 and I won't have to give things like this 10 k?
#40 Mogalin[32150]
cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net
Your BR's = Mark4 lookalikes only more funny. I was really surprised to see 45 comments already but then I see that 2 came from you =o. Getting better, but no that first title graphic was not gosu!
#41 anal-banana[32152]
bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com
Tmac is god
#42 Evire!![32158]
ip229.king-of-prussia.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
(referring to comment number 46)
Mark4 lookalikes! LOL
True, but good.
#43 Sp|nE[32164]
dialup0755-pri.voicenet.com
die mog ...... but yes my brs > mark4s =]

OMG, that title graphic was gosu, it was very gosu how could i hae made it more gosuier? i put the 2 graphics together and did the thing and added the text and did the special effect thing. thus i am gosu ...... keke

49! huk, going for 250 baby
#44 Flint79[32165]
usr1-39.interlinks.net
Ooooooo Canada!
Our home and native land!!!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee

*Flint wipes a small tear from his eye*
All hail T_Mac! ummm...eh.
#45 drifter[32168]
ns2.nyp.edu.sg
T mac is gay king!
#46 SCV[32182]
c3-1a095.neo.rr.com
Spiney, pretty good br, i love you.
When's our date? Are we still going to lovers lane?
#47 Fox^1[32184]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
The are people chanting for more "Sp|ne! Sp|ne! Sp|ne!"
Kick Ass BR!!!! =]

Fox^1
#48 Ronin~[32202]
stn08.esf.edu
YAY!!!!

gj T you can be in my fan club now :P

as for whoop, now you know what it feels like being your ally...no help ever :]

and king, ur a newbie ^^

nice report spine too bad you had to include bobo in it, now it's just gay
#49 Silent Strike[32209]
161.freehold-06-07rs.nj.dial-access.att.net
Hmm.. If the damn zerg would grow some testicles and double 9 pool.. well, it gets real ugly for the terran side of the ter/toss team.
#50 probe[32214]
dt121n39.tampabay.rr.com
harf harf harf

spine, you say your style is being all witty
we have nearly the same style of writing / sense of humor, yet you totally HATE mine?


i think its simply rivalry or jealousy
#51 D$^Gob_X[32218]
ns.wsd1.org
I'm a Canadian, and I know the secret, they were being easy on u. Us Canadians know we're far better with our near legalized weed and gun free cities. We feel sorry for your bloated country and pretend that we're stupid and suck at everything cuz the weathers so cold it destroys brain cells.
#52 Sp|nE[32223]
dialup0828-pri.voicenet.com
yet again?

flint-highly disturbing

scv-tonight, at 7. bring the cherry condoms

fox-haha sure =]

ronin-bob adds witty comments =P

satanoid-your elite hacking ability scares me

SS - god damnit man, i wish i could have finished that series between you and activus. we will have to finish it sometime, because those games make fantastic brs. argh ...

probe-true but your sense of humor/writing is more extreme than mine. you try to overdo everything .... imo

gob_x-LOL!

thanks all, i never thought iw ould get such a reaction from this .... next br i promise will not be on temple, or with gay canadians or bob =]
#53 [32226]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Let me reiterate one more time.

CANADA OWNS ALL OF YOU!
#54 [MrFurious][32235]
pega.globetrotter.net
And for us Quebecois out there, The french version:

O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!

Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.

Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

#55 T_Mac[32237]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-785.idirect.com
go bp :)
#56 Drefsab[32259]
rc109.Rmax2.globalsite.net
I agree with what someone said earlier. You should have razzed whoop and hilbs more. For God's sake, they completely wiped out King Lewis and then basically got beat by 4-6 of T-Mac's lurkers. That's just straight up embarrassing...

Tell you what though, it was a damn good report and definitely worth the time I spent reading it.

Cheers,
Dref
#57 Flint79[32347]
usr1-81.interlinks.net
Showing love and respect for one's Country is disturbing?

I find that disturbing.

P.S Don't get shot at school or nothin yankee. :)

#58 [32374]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
im a craxophobian

9.
#59 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[32377]
gateway.ncdsb.com
great stuff, excellent report, kicked a$$

WTG Sp|ne! Yeah!
#60 Sp|nE[32411]
dialup0756-pri.voicenet.com
who gave me an 8 for this?? i want to know
#61 [32443]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
It was probably a 9 stylisticly (sp?), and I really liked the title graphic, but the alt-text on the last action shot really killed my enjoyment of the report.

8

By the way T_Mac, I do the same thing when hot-keying zerglings. Neato.
#62 Sp|nE[32459]
dialup0856-pri.voicenet.com
you're joking right? what, when the alt text read 'rape'? people like you have to chill otu a bit. obviously i did not mean that in the literal term rape, but rather saying rape as in how starcraft players term "really killing something good". if you took it literally you really have to learn how to chill.
#63 [32473]
relay.atinc.com
Touchy subject... many good people use the term as Sp|nE describes. Personally, I try to never go there and wish that other people wouldn't either. .Praetor is certainly allowed to not like the "choice of words"... not like he gave it a 1.0 or something. I've mentioned this to others using the term too, so don't feel singled out.

...but, the report itself was great. Very "Bob-esque". Keep up the good work.
#64 {ND}Tofumaster[32792]
KRLDA010-0373.splitrock.net
Hmmmmm. I'm hungry. Actually, I feel like eating a bannana. Mmmmm. So sweet. And high in potassium, too. By the way, Nothing as close to Seattle as Canada can be too bad.
#65 hilbsthezealot[35202]
co37671-a.kico1.on.wave.home.com
it suxed i own spine
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#67 <marquee behavior="alternate"><font color="fuschia">Anonymous<[56222]
ajshukla2.utmem.edu
<marquee><font color="turquois">Good Battle Report!
#68 <marquee behavior="alternate"><font color="fuschia">Anonymous<[56223]
ajshukla2.utmem.edu
<marquee><font color="blue"><h1>Good Battle Report!
#69 last[80410]
dhcp065-024-187-060.columbus.rr.com
comment on 1st report writen by the highest averaging battle reporter with minimum oh 5 reports writen^^
#70 tough luck[90018]
24-216-218-10.hsacorp.net
fucker
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