| #1 Sp|nE[33876] |
| dialup0339-pri.voicenet.com |
first?
oh yes, first |
| #2 Sp|nE[33878] |
| dialup0339-pri.voicenet.com |
i read it =]
you > YRM
8 |
| #3 SuperGeneral[33882] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
Ownage, I must quote someone from the first evil eye laser man br...
'your brain patterns must look funny'
Gotta love all of that scribbling, genious man! |
| #4 Andor_Drakon[33885] |
| proxy2-external.elmwd1.la.home.com |
| Nice BR Jamellan. You managed to tell exactly what happened in the game and be off topic and hilarious at the same time! Good job. |
| #5 Affire[33886] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-97-186.tmns.net.au |
Haha, very nice report dude!
Different and refreshing new style :)
Keep it up!
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| #6 Barage[33888] |
| atlanta-ip-1-74.dynamic.ziplink.net |
Let's see.. you used very few words, relied almost heavily on pictures, and broke every rule in the 'good br book'.
So how in the world did I end up loving this????
Ok, to be serious, I did go through this entire br going "oh no he didn't!". A very wild style. Imo, you should keep pumping your work into actual brs; they do you better justice then stories (I liked Evil Eye Laser Man - even the name is silly - but this IS a br site and we should try to stay on topic. Besides, what better way to pick on someone's mistakes then to send EELM after him ;). |
| #7 Jummy[33889] |
| lowell-quad-3-229.netnitco.net |
| Even though two of the pictures didn't load completely, this was still one of the funniest damn things I've ever read! Keep it up man. |
| #8 Mogalin[33890] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
"What a crock of nonsense!"
"Oh lighten up lad 'twas some fine work"
"Aye, you's be tellings the truth" |
| #9 HolyAnarchy[33891] |
| proxy1.roalok1.mi.home.com |
Arrrrrr. Huk yeah. Hey guys, this is the 2nd time I found a really good br'er to do his first or second game on me...the last time it was eggfoo-young/dabel. Own. I have a good eye for reporting. And Jamellan, I told you I was gonna losy because I sux with zerg on islands. (Theyre also my worse race.) =p. You saw khorne saying I should just play toss...well I probably should. =D. Great br, funny as hell...to quote an evil eye laser man br..."Your brain patterns must look funny". Doh, thats already up there. Great br anyway.
Do another one next time we see each other.
Anarchy |
| #10 T_Mac[33893] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-500.idirect.com |
| Sweet br, but we dotn all have cable :/ |
#11  [33894] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
Wow.
Lay off the crack... I think. |
| #12 Andor_Drakon[33900] |
| proxy1-external.elmwd1.la.home.com |
I just read through the report again and realized something. You should write a where's waldo br! All that crazy OT stuff in the pictures would be perfect. Jamellan, you are now charged with the duty of making a where's waldo br and if you fail to do so will be punished with death. Have a nice day:-)
P.S. you may know me as SmurfOfDeath |
| #13 Drefsab[33901] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
I have decided to only read your reports from work since I have an ungodly fast Internet connection there. I tried to load this report at home and after 3 refreshes, I still only had about half the pictures up...
Anyhoo, this was just insanely wacky. The funniest part was when you had that dead hydra saying, "Are you happy now son?"
All joking aside, you still did a pretty decent job conveying the battle. I could follow what was going on without too much trouble.
I'm torn between a 7 and an 8 so I'll go with the 8 cuz i'm a nice guy. :-)
8
Dref |
| #14 PrivateGump(aka CM9-Hydraless)[33904] |
| dialup-209.245.101.172.Manchester1.Level3.net |
| That was just cool! One of the most entertaining br's I've ever read! Keep pumping this shit out! Encore! Encore! |
| #15 gayman88[33905] |
| pm2-153.connection.com |
| Are you really gay... cause if you are go to 5 cowling cres. for a good time I'll be waiting for ya in my leather thong. Sincerly Gayman88 |
| #16 ^~CrOnO~^[33912] |
| ts1-11.f1811.quebectel.com |
| If the prince and the princess didn't get their island back, I think I would have cried =(. By the way, would you tell me the title of their porno film again ? |
| #17 (~(Vegeta)~)[33916] |
| proxy1-external.carltn1.mb.home.com |
hey jamellan i never seen a battle report like yours but i honestly think your the best battlereportmaking guy. it was soo funny and it totally kept me entertained.
p.s yes i am new here i hardly go to nohunters because i play only normal starcraft.
p.p.s again awesome job really well done battlereport and i also love the stories of evil eye lazer man!!!! |
#18  [33917] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| jamellan for hof |
#19  [33919] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| God damn, this report was hilarious. Jamellan your cool. |
| #20 @}~MaKiTa~[33922] |
| spider-wo041.proxy.aol.com |
Loved it!!! More More More. Pics were hilarious. Toss owns on DiRe =oD
9
-MaKiTa |
| #21 probe[33927] |
| 24161239hfc08.tampabay.rr.com |
you're*
thats to u, johnnyboy!
oh btw jv, geocities restored my account =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
so my reports are fixed. |
| #22 ::nobody::[33937] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
LOL That was damn funny =)
the best part was the part with Jesus...hehehe
laughed my ass off throught the whole thing. =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #23 Limp_Bizkit666[33946] |
| 204.157.41.138 |
Jesus
byeya
p.s-<font color="red" size="1"> just to srtir up some flare, in the Book of Mattews, Jesus was greeted by the Wise man, and ended up fleeing to Egypt in scare of King Herod...now, in the Book of Luke,, Jesus was greeeted by shepards, and they ended up in Jerusalem. Hmmm....could there have been TWO babies from Joseph and Mary?</font color="red" size="1">
btw, they are both from chapter 2.
hehe
byeya
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| #24 Baxter-O'Bixby[33956] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| When I saw the beginning of this BR, I said to myself, "oh no, Jamellan's gone and done something NORMAL! AAA!" When I got to the first or second pic, I sighed with relief. KEEP DOING THESE! :) |
| #25 davidff7[33971] |
| 90.san-francisco-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| funny report :P good job! |
| #26 pureghetto{BC}r[33973] |
| johnny2.net.uoguelph.ca |
Jamellan=BR GOD! Keep pumping those hot gooey sticky BR out, and all of us will be waiting to receive it
muhahahaha! I love messing w/ppl's minds |
| #27 Evire!![33977] |
| ip246.philadelphia13.pa.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Holy shit this was funny as hell. The old school squiggely line drawings keep me laughing through out the entire thing. My favorite part was the pile of dead smurfs saying "oh we have failed!". Freaking hilarious man, keep it up. |
| #28 Testing...[33978] |
| ip246.philadelphia13.pa.pub-ip.psi.net |
Car Chase
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| #29 Testing...[33980] |
| ip246.philadelphia13.pa.pub-ip.psi.net |
Damn that sucked...
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| #30 ::skull(~)[34046] |
| hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
Holy mother of God!!!!! that was some funny shit man!
my favorite part was the Mr. hanky in the upper right corrner. good job. You are my hero????:| |
| #31 D$^Gob_x[34055] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
Make it stop! Make it stop!
You are too much man, your humour(Yes us Canadians spell humour this way)is simalur to mine, with all the crappy drawings and random thoughts and scribbles all over the place......
It's funny! The game sucked for the most part and u somehow made it good. |
| #32 <marguee><font color="red">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>[34056] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| <marquee><font color ="orange">Hi I can do this, can you?</marquee></font> |
| #33 <marquee><font color="red">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>[34057] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| <marquee><font color ="orange">Hi I can do this, can you?</marquee></font> |
| #34 JEEZUMCROW[34061] |
| svwebw04.statestreet.com |
| U DA MAN!! |
| #35 <font color="red"><S><marquee>Khorne</marquee></s></font>[34083] |
| 198.174.18.81 |
| Man i had more stuff being said then the players. The only time I don't talk when I am obs is when the players tell me not too. Anarchy lay off the zerg on isles or learn how to dance. |
| #36 <font color="red"><marquee>Khorne</font></marquee>[34084] |
| 198.174.18.81 |
car chase
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| #37 <font color="red"><marquee>Khorne</font></marquee>[34085] |
| 198.174.18.81 |
car chase
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<marquee> [|=|] [|=|]</marquee> |
| #38 khorne[34087] |
| 198.174.18.81 |
| damn i dont know what i did |
| #39 [34089] |
| 198.174.18.81 |
| </marquee> |
| #40 Hegemony[34115] |
| dial6.wsh.uwc.edu |
| I love that report, i liked it more than the battlereport. I found myself going through the report not knowing wtf was going on in the game, but wanted to know more about your characters and what they were doing. Good Job awesome reports of a normal boring game |
| #41 TheGeniuz[34173] |
| ch1blm.bellglobal.com |
Altough im not an official rater,
I give it a 10!! One of the best
and the funniest (by far) br that
I've seen. Joo OwN!! :P
aight later
TheGNZ ~ ~ ~ 42O ~ |
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