| #1 DoomDragon[33985] |
| port10-10.gettysburg.supernet.com |
| COMMENT ONE! |
| #2 wallabystein[33987] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
SHitty man, nobody was supposed to get first comment, but he read the other one, the ONE THAT SHOULD BE DELETED
DAMN |
| #3 ::nobody::[33989] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
3rd comment still owns!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #4 Sp|nE[33990] |
| dialup0223-pri.voicenet.com |
heh ... was gonna go sleep, but i saw this =P
thanks nobody, now i have to get even less sleep now
bahhhh |
| #5 wallabystein[33991] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
sorry about that man, here's what nobody wrote on the HOPEFULLY QUICKLY DELETED BAD PIECE OF SPAM
1st I OWN! =)
Ciao!
::nobody::
there, he actually DID get first comment, he just looked at the wrong report. I suck, sorry |
| #6 wallabystein[33992] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
sorry about that man, here's what nobody wrote on the HOPEFULLY QUICKLY DELETED BAD PIECE OF SPAM
1st I OWN! =)
Ciao!
::nobody::
there, he actually DID get first comment, he just looked at the wrong report. I suck, sorry |
| #7 wallabystein[33993] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Man, what's with me and double posting? |
| #8 DoomDragon[33994] |
| port10-10.gettysburg.supernet.com |
| Wallabystein, you probably pressed 'refresh' or 'reload'. It reposts when you do that :. Never refresh or reload after making a comment :. Great BR BTW :). |
| #9 wallabystein[33995] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
Ok, sorry for all this spam, but I thought I better clear this up now:
<b>THOSE NOTES FROM ZILEAS ARE REAL THINGS HE SAID AFTER READING THE ROUGH DRAFT OF THIS REPORT |
| #10 Sp|nE[33996] |
| dialup0223-pri.voicenet.com |
| i read the first part .... will read second part tommorrow in school to occupy my time ~_^ |
| #11 GoT GaMe[33997] |
| user-2iniuui.dialup.mindspring.com |
hah i get 10th !!
now time to read!!
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| #12 GoT GaMe[33998] |
| user-2iniuui.dialup.mindspring.com |
no!!!!
spine got 10th no!!!
suxor |
| #13 ::nobody::[34000] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
OMG wallaby! that was too funny =) Zileas is a funny guy, im glad he agreed to do that for us ^^. I laughed my ass off hehe. esp when that guy thought an archon rush was hacking! i had nothing but archons, DAs, and a few zeals the whole game! too damn funny!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #14 ::nobody::[34003] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
U forgot to mention that the cannons i made INSIDE oranges base were from a probe of his that i MCed ^^ i even built my forge in his base!
Ciao!!
::nobody:: |
| #15 --[34005] |
| lldslppp117.phnx.uswest.net |
You people are crazy, fighting over who gets the first comment, 15th comment is the best, :P
**everybody knows that |
| #16 illmatic[34006] |
| dt088n80.san.rr.com |
good job but i still own you, and more importantly, that little girl friend of yours. just playin. peace
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| #17 GoT GaMe[34007] |
| user-2iniuui.dialup.mindspring.com |
omgay u guys are gosu
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| #18 Talon[34009] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| BGH people own you! They are the most mature, smart, and post pubescent people in the world! |
| #19 I Hate Medics[34010] |
| sss20-15.inre.asu.edu |
WOW! I have to get that cool hack!
Where can I get that thing?!?!
But seriosly, owning report.. Funny as hell. For a while I couldn't stop laughing hehe.
I have 1 word for you... Ownage.
Medics' |
| #20 ((Ash))[34012] |
| cz020.casa-z.org |
| I have a question...in the report it says that this was played on hunters, but from the skill level involved it seems more like BGH. So which is it? Díme! Díme! |
| #21 wallabystein[34016] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| ash, it was regular hunters, and talon, I coludn't agree with you more |
| #22 ::nobody::[34017] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
this was played on 100% quality hunters baby! we aren't gosu enough for BGH ^^
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #23 [z]RubberDucky[34018] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
Jeez, I gotta hurry up and get my huge battlereport done so I have something to get me 2-3 more votes so im not stuck in dead last.
BTW u guys own, but everyone KNOWS your sposed to use mass sairs vs sunkens (that splash just rips them up, coz they cant seperate quickly enuf coz of slow speed =[) |
| #24 [z]RubberDucky[34019] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
Jeez, I gotta hurry up and get my huge battlereport done so I have something to get me 2-3 more votes so im not stuck in dead last.
BTW u guys own, but everyone KNOWS your sposed to use mass sairs vs sunkens (that splash just rips them up, coz they cant seperate quickly enuf coz of slow speed =[) |
| #25 Sid6.9[34020] |
| gatekeeper.swedish.org |
Damn it, I actually got the ballz to write a battle report to only have the infamous duo of Wallabystein and ::Nobody post on above mine. Drats, if any raters read this one before mine please erase this battle report from your minds now!
Is it gone yet?
Okay how about now?
Ahhh damn it....(As Sid6.9 walks away sad knowing he will recieve low ratings)
Oh and BTW this BR Rulezzzzzzzzzzzz(With a Z). Heh heh very funny. |
| #26 wallabystein[34024] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
it's true ducky, sunkens are pretty slow..
sid, your BR is great and it'll do juuuuuust fine.
hmmm.. hey nobody, maybe we should just call ourselves the 'infamous duo'. sound good? |
| #27 ::nobody::[34025] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
bah! I like "the not quite so well known but maybe somewhat recognizable duo" but whatever... =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #28 wallabystein[34026] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Yeah, that has a nice ring to it. oh, and we just finished playing what'll be the next S&S BR, and it'll be done 'asap'. Double zerg action, baby. |
| #29 Affire[34027] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-96-140.tmns.net.au |
Whoa, nice report!
The little story thing going on there was cool, and it makes you want to read the next one :)
And the battlereporting was very nice and humourous :)
I want more now, you guys have spoilt me :(
btw. on a completely different front, where is this week's and last week's Monday Night Starcraft from Drefsab? :( |
| #30 Cahir[34028] |
| ww2.bull.de |
Quite funny. The best br I've read so far. Some questions:
1. What does actually 'gosu' mean ?
2. Is question 1 a gosu question ?
3. How to find such gosu opponents for fun game ?
4. Terrors against carriers is not the best tactic.
Much better are spore colonies. As they move slowly,
it's better to stasis carriers before. |
| #31 {SA}Raider[34032] |
| intergate.exeter.edu |
Hmmm, sure, this was a funny br... but to tell the truth I did not finish reading it simply because it's not fun to read about someone owning a newbie. Instead of showing off how good you are beccause you can win vs. newbies in a pub game, why don't you play a good opponent and post that br.
{SA}Raider |
| #32 Fox^1[34034] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
It was 3 on 1 on LT. Nobody vs 3 clan members. Nobody looks like he is going to lose, and they demand that he surrender. Because of Nobody's GOSU defense they cannot take him even at 3 on 1. So nobody replies to there demand in typical Braveheart fashion.
nobody: Here is nobody's terms; go back to
nohunters and ask for forgiveness for every disconnect, hack, and 4 pool. Do this and I will let you live. Do it not and everyone of you will be owned today.
chobo1: HA! You are outnumbered, you have no resources in three hu....
nobody: I am not finished! Before you go to nohunters all 3 of you must give me vision and call youselves gay ass chobos!
chobo clan members think about it then procede to give nobody vision, say that they are gay ass chobos and surrender to the all mighty NOBODY!
YOUR BR'S ARE MEGAGOSU!!!!!
nobody = 7 foot guy with big sword
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| #33 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34035] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
| WOOOOOHOOOOO |
| #34 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34036] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
WOOOOOHOOOOO coomment 33! YES! Waloop!
OK, er, Cahir, you are the biggest newbie I have ever experienced.
It's SCOURGE, not Terrors, Spore colonies are not good VS carriers because Carriers have longer range and spores can't attack, You can't attack units in Stasis field and gusu opponents DO not make fun games.
Gusu player = ultra canon whore freak boy
Join my new clan called GUSU!!! WOOHOOOO! |
| #35 Fox^1[34037] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
CAHIR: Gosu means godlike in you ability to play, like nobody or Michael Jordan. Like if you defeat 12 zealots with 1 sunken and drones, that is GOSU.
So your 1st question was more of a chobo question then gosu ;)
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| #36 Fox^1[34038] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
errr |]agomar (super disser) it's gosu not gusu hehe ;)
Fox^1 |
| #37 Umadon[34043] |
| 216.224.138.2 |
| Hey nob! hows it going? hehe, great report, were you the one with all the sunkens? prob not, dont seem like something that youre capable of, hehe. havent seen you in a while, but i see from the br that youre doing fine, hehe, maybe we'll catch each other online tonight and play a few games or something. see you there! |
| #38 Elendale[34044] |
| 205-213-43-76.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
Help me! I'm in school and I can't stop laughing :)
Awesome report, keep em coming. Spunk&Shandy need to be in a pubbie tournament! That would own!
-Elendale |
#39  [34045] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| If you guys were to BR, oh say, a real game, that'd be cool. |
| #40 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34048] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
OMG Fox that was one game and my computer shut down . . . I never disconnect!
BAAAAHAHAHAWAAAAHAHAAAA
"Me chobo you chobo we all chobo!"
-Ancient Korean Proverb |
| #41 wallabystein[34049] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
{SA}Raider: Ok, I'll do a gosu-bashing BR sometime just for you... But what do you mean it's not fun to read about someone beating down newbies? Don't you like vicariously experiencing snapping newbie neck? The bone crunching, tendon-snapping sounds of victory? THE TASTE OF HUMAN BLOOOOOOOD
Elendale: Yeah, I'm thinking S&S need to get in on some sorta tourney. Maybe pretend to be a clan and play in some clan wars or something.
Bob_The_Newt: Don't you find real games boring to BR? I do, I've only written a few BRs you could call 'normal' and I'm already sick of it.
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| #42 Fox^1[34050] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
|]agomar yah right!!!! We played like 10 games and you dissed all of them ;)
Fox^1 |
| #43 wallabystein[34051] |
| ip221.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| SWEET! Just saw the rating! SEVEN! YES! There's something magical about getting a seven on a report that takes a long time.. when that happens you know you're connected to the world in a magical way. I mean, think about it: There were seven dwarves, seven samurai, the magnificent seven... thank you GOD. hahahahaha |
| #44 <font color="red">Sp<font size="+3">|</font>nE</font>[34053] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
i am showing jason the magical ways of html
btw nice report^^ |
| #45 Sp|nE[34054] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| <marquee>it spins</marquee> |
| #46 <marquee><font color="white">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>[34064] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
<marquee><font color="yellow">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="orange">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="red">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="green">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="blue">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="purple">-TOOL-</Marquee></font> |
| #47 -TOOL-[34065] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| I have no affiliation with the "Rainbow Parade" |
| #48 -TOOL-[34066] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
I just like the pretty colors...
So fuck off! |
| #49 D$^Gob_X[34067] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
| Don't ever diss the hunters, I mean that's why u go to nohunters, right? |
| #50 Pitt[34068] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| OMg((Ash)) jest Kurwa! hehehe ash were you speaking polish there? |
| #51 wallabystein[34069] |
| ip219.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| How do you make the words go across like that? |
| #52 <font color="blue"> KOOL </font>[34070] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
| hehe |
| #53 ((Ash))[34072] |
| cz020.casa-z.org |
| Umm...no...spainish actually. It means "tell me." I take it it means something in polish too? |
| #54 wallabystein[34073] |
| ip167.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Spain-ish. I like your style |
| #55 Baxter-O'Bixby[34077] |
| info-190-48.Lib.Berkeley.EDU |
| Kickass, you two. I personally like the tales of newbie ownage simply because newbies in and of themselves are so entertaining. (Cannon whores just never stop being funny. Damn.) |
| #56 SuperGeneral[34082] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
| damn, am I the only one that thought it was highly disturbing to read zileas's wire brush comment? |
| #57 SqueakyMonkey[34088] |
| osh1-612.twcny.rr.com |
"Attacking reavers with probes in that fashion is a lot like scrubbing your scrotum with a wire brush"<br>
That's a quote right there. |
| #58 SqueakyMonkey[34090] |
| osh1-612.twcny.rr.com |
The stuff newbies say is so damn funny too. My favorite came after a little bit of backstabbery on $$$BGH$$$ V.10000000:<br>
"I hope you feel like a big man now"<br>
Damn right little girl. |
| #59 Drefsab[34095] |
| rc59.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
This is, of course, my kind of report. I really enjoy reports like these. There was some good stuff in this one, but for some reason, it just didn't strike my funny bone quite as hard as normal. Perhaps the strats you used weren't gay enough, I don't know.
Anyway, it was still good enough for an 8 in my opinion...
Cheers,
Dref |
| #60 RootBreaker[w][34099] |
| slip-32-101-130-28.mn.us.prserv.net |
Yes, this was a funny report. Hehe. Hehe.
To RubberDucky: Damn straight! :P |
| #61 <marquee width="60" scroll rate="10">[{o}]</marquee>[34102] |
| dialup-209.244.179.100.NewYork2.Level3.net |
!@#$@#$!@#$ it says ::nobody:: on this report and it got an 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| #62 probe[34104] |
| 242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com |
this report kinda sucks, yes, really
i agree with bob
there has been like 8 bgh-style reports..umm...enough
this wasn't even that good
if some random dude posted this same report, he would've gotten like a 5
no special graphics, no special html
uhh... average report
5. |
| #63 Drefsab[34105] |
| rc59.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
| Actually funny-looking symbol, it got a 7.5 |
| #64 ::nobody::[34116] |
| 207.137.79.83 |
Drefsab: thanks for the comments
Probe: man, lay off it. I know you are pissed about me bashing you in the C&H report, but i promise you'll live. Do you know how hard wallaby and I have to work to get good ratings? I promise it ain't easy. This report was well written with quality pics that add to the game. Check out some others that have a 7.5 and i garuntee this will match up.
Bob: This was a real game...we certainly didn't fake it =/ Obviously you wanna bash my reports, but i simply say gl in the HOF.
^Umadon^: long time no see =) we gotta get together soon!
Fox: u are the MAN ^^
Everyone else: THANKS!! look for a new S&S report soon!
(Hell, they are fun to write, and as long as the majority of people like them, wallaby and I will keep 'em coming!)
Ciao!
::nobody::
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| #65 Barage[34122] |
| ATLNB102-46.splitrock.net |
Bah, always people saying that it's the name; not the br.
As someone who rarly even knows who's writing the report till long after I read it (I just look for anything that I havn't looked at yet) I can say that this is one rocking report. True, the game itself was poor as anything, but it's all in how you tell it. In fact, a big reason why the big names get big numbers is BECAUSE they can do what they do.
Btw, all of those Zel comments need to be banner ones. Is anyone working on adding/changing the quotes (if not, I could :P). If there are too many just remove mine; who cares about some unknown anyway :P? |
| #66 {SA}Raider[34128] |
| intergate.exeter.edu |
| Hmm, can't say I've ever experienced the thrill from bashing a newbie. In fact, I try to avoid it as best as I can. This is one of the main reason I visit nohunters from time to time, there is some sort of a guarantee that people in the channel are at, least, competent. Then I come to this website only to find you br of newbie bashing... Well, that's disappointing, to say the least. The only reason you got your 7.5 (oh my God, what a godly rating!) was that you had zileas' quotes. Normally this is a boring 5-point report. |
| #67 GoT GaMe[34129] |
| user-38ldl6g.dialup.mindspring.com |
hah nobody!!
Your report only did .5 better than mine!!
lol
j/k
heh i think that just for the graphics at least a 9!! |
| #68 GoT GaMe[34130] |
| user-38ldl6g.dialup.mindspring.com |
errr... nobody and wallabystein!!
once i get to make pics as good as yours, mine will be more gosu than urs nob!!!
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| #69 Inadequate[34132] |
| clt-pxy02.firstunion.com |
Very funny report.
I hope you keep em coming =]
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| #70 xero[34135] |
| dial28.digital.bellville.pointecom.net |
OMG that owned ... so funny 8)
<red>xero out |
| #71 xero[34136] |
| dial28.digital.bellville.pointecom.net |
comment #70 owns all btw 8)
xero out |
| #72 wallabystein[34140] |
| ip211.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
{SA}Raider: What do you ever MEAN???? YOU DON'T FIND IT FUN TO BASH NEWBIES? I was SoooOOOooOOoo serious about finding it fun, I definetly was NoooOOOooT saAaaaAAAaaArcastic, I'm NEVER sarcastic, NO SIR, NEVER. BTW I love you.
hey nobody, I was thinking.. maybe we should keep doing these until everbody hates them and then we can keep posting them after that and before we know it, we'll be the new bad boys of starcraft. mabye the next one should be called "Spunk and Shandy fuck the establishment". Sound good? |
| #73 wallabystein[34141] |
| ip211.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
Hmm.. yeah, I really like how my reports that get a 6 never get bashed, but this one does. I think there are a lot of people out there jealous of nobody, so they're taking this opportunity to bash him because he's doing something different from his standard bash-proof kickass reports.
sorry I said 'bash' so many times |
| #74 GoT GaMe[34143] |
| user-38ldlj4.dialup.mindspring.com |
don't worry wallaby, graphics rock the house.
maybe the game didn't, but oh well, it looks a lot prettier than my text only, so i guess its..
wallaby and nobody 1
got game 0
:(
oh well.. |
| #75 Kindalikeurface[34146] |
| spider-wm048.proxy.aol.com |
what the hell is it with you guys and gusu. I mean my god just say "expert" I don't know why but i just hate that f-ing word. I am american dammit an i will speak american.
by the way that was a cool report.
Kindalikeurface ^.^ |
| #76 Kindalikeurface[34148] |
| spider-wm048.proxy.aol.com |
what the hell is it with you guys and gusu. I mean my god just say "expert" I don't know why but i just hate that f-ing word. I am american dammit an i will speak american.
by the way that was a cool report.
Kindalikeurface ^.^ |
| #77 Drefsab[34149] |
| rc59.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
Come on guys, I think you are being too hard on Nobody and Wally. Right now, the rating stands at 7.7 That's really pretty average, especially for a reporter of Nobody's calibre.
However, I'm not saying that this was a bad report. I think it was pretty funny.
The reason I gave it an 8 was:
<ul>
<li>Presentation / Layout
<li>Readability
<li>Humor
</ul>
Their presentation was very good with a lot of nice screenshots in good places. It was very easy to read and understand what was going on. There were some parts that were flat out funny.
I think it was a well deserved 8.
However, it does seem like a lot of writers are starting to switch over to the "<i>Look how funny it is to beat up on newbies</i>" theme. I think the joke is starting to lose its steam. There haven't been many serious reports on <b>good</b> games where I'm on the edge of my seat wondering who will win until the very end. I wouldn't mind seeing a few of those on the front page again.
Anyway, just some thoughts I had from reading over this comments section. Take it how you will, I really haven't been feeling well lately. :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #78 ::nobody::[34151] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
*Ahem*
./me addresses the crowd...
I think Dref did a nice job of summing up what needs to be said. I love to go for humor, so i think some odd strats and good ol sillyness rock the house...
The next report was a much closer game, and should be quite funny (God i hope so =P)
btw, Give Wallaby some credit! This was mainly his report, the reason we both have our names on them is cuz we do the games together. Everyone acts like I did a good job, but IT WAS WALLABY WHO ROCKS THE HOUSE!! =) Give the man his dues hehe...
About newbie bashing...Wallaby and I have brought you many quality reports on very cool games, so we like to relax a bit and do some absurd games...our focus is to entertain using ABSURD stuff rather than AMAZING stuff, hopefully there is some crossover. Why bash newbies? I guess because they are there...
Of course, as a reporter, I am forced to do what the people want (because I love them so much =P hehe) so as well as the S&S reports, I'll try and bring you some serious games too =)
Anywho, i still hoped you enjoyed it, and if you didn't you need to stick your head in a bucket on ice water ;)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #79 Sp|nE[34154] |
| dialup0202-pri.voicenet.com |
| dref: i am releasing another 3 part BR tommorrow, so "stay on the edge of your seat" =] |
| #80 Limp_Bizkit666[34157] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
whoa, damn....
nice jobs.
was that why i saw you two the other day?
heheh..
i don't know what happen to the game...who one? i think wally won...
anyways, good job...
wallabystain and ::somebody:: signing out!!!!
hehe
p.s-<font color="red" size="1"> dude...yer cool..i want to be Skunky!!! with Shandy and Spunk..hehe</font color="red" size="1"> |
| #81 GoT GaMe[34158] |
| user-38ldnbk.dialup.mindspring.com |
yes!! 80th comment, and i think its high time that shandy and spunk try their luck at a *good* duo...
maybe i should smurf one day and join a S&S pubbie game, then surprise u guys!! |
| #82 GoT GaMe[34159] |
| user-38ldnbk.dialup.mindspring.com |
om gay, not agains!!!
this is getting gay!!
my milestone comments are getting taken from me :(
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| #83 Oddsod[34160] |
| ip126.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
This report oanz. wow :]
I like the part where the scouts busta rhyme in the ol tyme. Did I mention I'm wallabystein's roommate? Boomdank. Does that make me cool? EXTRA cool? Like a sort of gum brand, or something. You know, the flavour lasts forever! Just like wallaby's reek. (My room is right next to his) |
| #84 wallabystein[34161] |
| ip126.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Ok, I want a hundred comments. does this mean I have to insult someone till they flame me? Nobody you suck! haha wheeeeeee... |
| #85 ::nobody::[34162] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
hehe...never got this many comments before...
Its funny cuz the games seem so lopsided the way we talk about them, but they are actually kinda close...new report coming soon...
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #86 xero[34163] |
| dial28.digital.bellville.pointecom.net |
| im so cool 8) |
| #87 <marquee><font color="blue">Ta<font size=5>l</font>on</Marquee></font>[34169] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
I hope this doesn't break your comments, but if it does; Muahahaha!
<marquee><font color="blue">Talon</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="green">Talon</Marquee></font>
<marquee><font color="yellow">Talon</Marquee></font>
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| #88 Talon[34170] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| Teehee!!! |
| #89 Talon[34171] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| Look at me! I'm kool moving text!!! Muahahahah! |
| #90 GoT GaMe[34172] |
| user-2inispq.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Hopefull thisis the 90th comment u guys are gosu, when is the next one comming? |
| #91 Fox^1[34216] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
<marquee><font color="green">Must get nobody 100 comments, it is the only way</marqee></font>
<marquee>Fox^1</marquee> |
| #92 Mellinium_Ben21[34231] |
| spider-wc084.proxy.aol.com |
| ::Nobody:: you #$%#&#^*$%*%$&*&%@#W^$%*$ing rule BR`s.Nice tactic with defilers and archons like that,too. |
| #93 Ogomy[34233] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
| <marquee><blink>Nice!</marquee></blink> |
| #94 Krebster[34234] |
| spider-wa084.proxy.aol.com |
i never finished that chemistry so i skipped school Weeeeeeeeee!
Now that i'm here i might as well comment
*nice report, funny*^^
Wallaby pretends to be drunk too much though |
| #95 wallabystein[34248] |
| ip170.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
Kreb lay off the sauce
100th comment gets a free wallabystein doll.
and man, will someone please tell me how to make the text go across the screen like that? |
| #96 Fox^1[34257] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
Wallaby you type
<<marquee>whatevertextyouwant</maryquee>>
Fox^1 |
| #97 Fox^1[34259] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
| #*^$*@&#^$ I cannot write it!!! without making it do this @#*$^2*#^$34<br />
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Fox^1 </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#98</i> <b>Fox^1</b>[34263]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>What's you address wallaby I'll send the command to you.<br />
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Fox^1 </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#99</i> <b><fotn color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34266]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>Fox just write the <'s in ('s and say how you subbed in as a footnote<br />
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=)<br />
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PS Watch me get 100 </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#100</i> <b><font color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34267]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2><font color=yellow> <blink> <h1> 100TH COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#101</i> <b><Font color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34268]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>Don't bother to send me the doll, Wally, cash will do. </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#102</i> <b>Fox^1</b>[34273]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>I hope this workd |]agomar<br />
o.k.<br />
Wallaby here you go<br />
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(<marquee>text</marquee>) without the ()<br />
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Fox^1 </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#103</i> <b>Fox^1</b>[34274]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>(*$(@*#&$(*@&#$(*@&#(*@&$ |]agomar!!!!!<br />
(#$(*#&(*# Whatever I can't do it </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#104</i> <b>Sp|nE</b>[34283]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>dialup0837-pri.voicenet.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>stop spamming this and spam mine!!! </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#105</i> <b>wallabystein</b>[34317]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>ip29.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2><like this?><br />
my email is wallabystein@canada.com, that'd be cool if you sent it to me.<br />
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Oh, and Dagomar, I'll get the wallaby doll to you somehow (it's made with 100% gen-u-ine wallaby fur).<br />
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Woohoo, there are hella hella comments here, it's great. Just none of them are about the report anymore.. but that's ok. </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#106</i> <b>probe</b>[34429]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2><marquee width=350 height=50><*marquee* width=whatever height=whatever*>(any other commands)(text)<br />
</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#107</i> <b><font color=lime><font face=comic sans><font size=5>probe</b>[34430]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2><marquee width=5 height=500>oh, and of course take out the *'s </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#108</i> <b><font face=comic sans ms><font color=lime><font size=3>probe</b>[34431]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>oh my absolut choboness<br />
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<marquee width=20 height=20>omni is cool </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#109</i> <b><font color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34433]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>Lez see . . . .<br />
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<marquee width=50 height=10> <font color=yellow> <blink> |]aomgar(gusu) </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#110</i> <b><font color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34436]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>%#%$$^%$^%!@&*!&#W$()))(_!&%$&^^&^%$#^%~&*^%$$@&(() &^%^%$^%!%^$@*&*^@$%$#!*&^$%#!!&*@^%$#%^$!&*$%$!@#%$&!$@$&!^%@#^%$^$#^@!%$^%@%$@&!^%$^%!$$%#^*@!%$@!$^%!*%$@% $#!@^*!%@@$#%^@#!^*%@$#@!^%@$#*!@^#@^%#*^!%#@!^*%#@^*#%$@!*%^@#$%!#^%@!*#%@#!^$#@!^%#%@#^*%#@*!^$#%#!^%#^*!%#!^*!@%^@#$!{censored}^$^%#$!#%$!#!%$#@!%$$#&#@$~&%OMFG^%$ %$&%$!#%@*!@WTF^%%#&^!$@#&!@!@!@FREAKIN@$@!^%!#&%@!#@$!&$@#!&!@*!%#!!DAMNCOMMENT%^$@^%# !^*!$%!@#SCREWEDUPMY%^#^%$^%%#$Q^*!NAME&^$@^*!*#@%*!OMFG </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#111</i> <b><font color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34437]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>*cough* sorry </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#112</i> <b>Toolbar</b>[34460]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>TK147047.univie.teleweb.at</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>Let's try if this works:<br />
<*marquee* width=5 height=26 fgcolor=#FF0000>This report rocks!!!!!!!</marquee><br />
</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#113</i> <b></b>[34461]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>TK147047.univie.teleweb.at</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>shit </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#114</i> <b>Oddsod</b>[34465]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>clea107-d123.DCF.UVic.CA</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>Amazing... html can be so much fun. This report is so grandiose, it's almost sick. Wallabystein is home visiting hims mother. Who laughs? I do. Like this: ha ha, ha ha. </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#115</i> <b><fotn color=yellow> |]agomar</b>[34578]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>gateway.ncdsb.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>Go look at some porn and don't try to steal last comments ownage from the way-cool myself. </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#116</i> <b>Adm.Proudmoore</b>[34620]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>dtm2-t4-1.atm-bb.de</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>I just wanted to say that I really LOVE this Battle Report. It´s great! I couldn´t stop laughing the whole time. I hope we´ll see more of them. THANK YOU FOR THIS REPORT! </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#117</i> <b><FONT COLOR="#0000FF">SUPAGE</FONT></b>[46607]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>sol-du-547.gci.net</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>did i do that right?<br />
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lets find out<br />
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<FONT COLOR="#0000FF">PEACE</FONT> </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#118</i> <b><FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#0000FF">SUPAGE</b>[46609]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>sol-du-547.gci.net</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2><FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#0000FF">WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
i figured out how to do it, hahah i showed u all<br />
have PHUN homies<br />
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<FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#00FF00">S</FONT><FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT><FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#FF00FF">PA</FONT><FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#FF0000">G</FONT><FONT SIZE="+4" COLOR="#00FF00">E </td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622><i>#119</i> <b>BW-sux</b>[57449]</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2 bgcolor=#452622>spider-we041.proxy.aol.com</td></tr><tr valign=top><td colspan=2>You posted back when I wasn't commenting on reports.<br />
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