| #1 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34252] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
<h1> FIRST </h1>
Wooohoooo! Walup! YES!
PS Text report. Hmmmmmm, will read later |
| #2 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34254] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Errrrrrrrrrr . . .
huk.
Hard 2 follow, dunno, probably a 5. |
| #3 Barage[34272] |
| ATLNB108-05.splitrock.net |
Overall this needs a major overhall. The game itself was somewhat poor (he tried masses of scourge vs bcs?) though not completly. It was the writing that slipped things up. The starting speach hacked up the mood easily; I'm sure I would've put up a point or two higher if only that was removed. The ego that was in here didn't help, and the jokes were off as well (I can go for rude jokes- hard not to resist when you see a sunken kill a marine :P- but they just weren't told right.
Reading this is like:
Making your 40th wraith then realizing your foe likes corsairs. Upgraded corsairs. |
| #4 TheCabbit[34276] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| Hard to follow, confoooooooooosing heh. |
| #5 Baxter-O'Bixby[34280] |
| s277-2.CS.Berkeley.EDU |
The map alone drops this by at least 3 points...
The style of writing drops it another two....
The fact that it was written from the point of view of a player (how did you know so much about what was happening in the early game, by the way? Map hacking or what?) drops another one...
So I dunno... -1? :) |
| #6 pureghetto{BC}r[34303] |
| johnny2.net.uoguelph.ca |
| why don't ppl like bgh? They think they ALLLL that now? |
| #7 <FONT COLOR=0000FF>RS.anime(RS)</FONT>[34304] |
| sfe-nm6-126.ix.netcom.com |
All i have to say is
<h1>BGH SUCKS</h1> |
| #8 Mellinium_Ben21[34316] |
| spider-tn071.proxy.aol.com |
This`ll probably be the last one I do till Homeworld:Cataclysm come`s out and I get a new mouse.
The I`ll stop degrading the quality of this site.Later. |
| #9 dislekcia[34403] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Erm...
It has been clinically proven by the same guys that showed us toothpaste was a good idea, that BGH is bad for you. It has been known to cause cancer, ebola and freak hantavirus outbreaks. Exposure to any BGH-like material for longer than the amount of time it takes to delete it off your harddrive * screen resoltion / refresh rate can lead to permanent hair loss, brain damage or, in extreme cases, complete StarCraft strategic breakdown (SCsb syndrome is what causes some people to think that triple hatching with drones 5,6 and 7 is a good idea) which has no known cure...
I'm sorry to say that you're beyond help sonny.
Heaven knows what your gums look like... Yech!
-dis |
| #10 ::skull(~)[34428] |
| hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
| this was above all else bad. Nothing could help this report,your attitude sucked, your writing needed somthing more than what you had. This was just bad. |
#11  [34472] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Since when has the word 'rush' meant 'attack'? I'll give you a clue. If you are in round 2 of your game, it's not a rush. If it has been 15 minutes of real or game time, it's not a rush. |
| #12 [34473] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Since when has the word 'rush' meant 'attack'? I'll give you a clue. If you are in round 2 of your game, it's not a rush. If it has been 15 minutes of real or game time, it's not a rush. |
| #13 DancingMidget[34481] |
| 98AB7798.ipt.aol.com |
| You know...as I scrolled down this report to get to the comments button, I glanced at a few words here and there, and I was reminded of a song..sung by Billie Joe of Green Day.."Fuck shit cunt fuck shit cock dick fart fuck shit shit cunt cock tit ass" ..etc. |
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