| #1 ::nobody::[34381] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
U bet your beaver i get 1st!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #2 Sid6.9[34382] |
| 1Cust29.tnt10.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
Heh heh heh I never laughed so hard in my life. You guys should finish off these games by drone rushing them. Or even funnier, creep rush them ha ha ha ha.
Spunk and Shandy, kinda like Kibbles and Bits, only different.
Seriously though, this one kicked the last ones ass so bad, therefore I give you a 10!
<MARQUEE>Look at me............I'm Flying</MARQUEE> |
| #3 wallabystein[34383] |
| ip7.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| booya this is great, you didn't even alert me that you were about to push the button and I show up just in time to get early comments nice |
| #4 Barage[34384] |
| dialup-209.246.177.228.Atlanta1.Level3.net |
to be honest, I laughed harder with the first. However this thing had a certain, je ne se qui (hides from the people who know french and thus know I probably messed up BAD on that phrase). It just hit the spot somehow and rocked as hard as...well.. as hard as scourge rock carriers. Great reporting and massive game (jeesh, no fliers :P).
Reading this is like:
Watching your tanks land on the ledge over your opponent's last expansion point unseen, then clicking 'o'. |
| #5 wallabystein[34385] |
| ip7.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
FUCK I don't think my tab button works. At least, when I press it nothing happens.. what could this mean?
Well, did someone say 'severe asskicking'? Yes, I think so. Man.. the thing about that game is that I really thought we were gonna lose. The carrier fleet was huge, it took about ten minutes of plaguing, ensaring, and scourging to defeat. And then there was ANOTHER huge carrier fleet. Man, it's great though.. I love carriers.
Sid: What's creep rushing? Sounds like something Bob "NOT gonna win HOF" the newt would know aaaaall about. |
| #6 wallabystein[34386] |
| ip7.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| DAMN I wish my tab button worked. Hey ::Nobody::, tell sc.org to link to the report |
| #7 ::nobody::[34388] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
wallaby: YOU tell 'em to link it hehe and don't dis bob PLZ. I dun need to make enemies. =P
Barage and Sid: glad u liked it =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #8 [z]RubberDucky[34389] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
Hey, One of those was a newbie I played just today! Hows about that?
BTW, nobody ur fuxing own and no flyer is only a korean rule if ur playing w/ birds. |
| #9 -sexaholic-[34391] |
| 1Cust192.tnt12.alameda.ca.da.uu.net |
| OMG 9TH COMMMENT |
| #10 Sid6.9[34392] |
| 1Cust120.tnt1.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
| Wallabystien, creep rushing is continual making creep colonies deep into your opponents base, then as soon as his whole base is covered by creep (Won't work on Zerg for obvious reasons) turn all the creep colonies into sunkens real quick and let the laughing ensue! |
| #11 Sid6.9[34393] |
| 1Cust120.tnt1.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
| Wallabystien, creep rushing is continual making creep colonies deep into your opponents base, then as soon as his whole base is covered by creep (Won't work on Zerg for obvious reasons) turn all the creep colonies into sunkens real quick and let the laughing ensue! |
| #12 SqueakyMonkey[34397] |
| osh1-62d.twcny.rr.com |
Creep the whole map over...it's brilliant! <br>
12th comment is far superior to any other comment...because...it's the 12th...yeah... |
| #13 probe[34408] |
| 242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com |
if you guys were to br, oh say, a real game, that'd be cool.
btw, 7.5 |
| #14 Sp|nE[34409] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
tuhu, 13th comment, ill go maturbate now
gj .. but i liked drefs bgh reports better than these despite all the pretties =P |
| #15 Sp|nE[34410] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| god damn probe, go to school |
| #16 Fox^1[34417] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
[A 3 on 3 and two of nobody's teamates stab him in the back on Polaris Prime, but the fools. Nobody is unstoppable, revenge will be his]
chobo1: I heard nobody road right into chobo5's base and razed it.
chobo2: Aye his GOSUness is unrivaled there is no telling who will be next.
chobo3: Maybe you, maybe me. It doesn't matter. [scared of nobody's GOSUness]
chobo1: I am serious chobo
[so scared that nobody may raze his base screams out]
chobo3: SO AM I!
[all of a sudden chobo4 base just goes up in a blaze of fire. They didn't even see it, but it was to late chobo4 was eleminated. And Nobody took them down one by one and the could not do anything about it.]
Once again nobodys BR is GOSU!
<marquee><font color="blue">Nobody = 7 foot guy with big sword</marquee></font>
Fox^1
|
| #17 Elendale[34421] |
| 205-213-43-152.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
WOOO! Again! Again! HAHAHAHAHA!
I really have to stop reading these during classes... its bad for my grade :)
-Elendale (wallaby+nobody=ownage) |
| #18 GoT GaMe[34422] |
| user73x102.glendale.k12.ca.us |
hahahaha just what we all need
anohter s&s!!
|
#19  [34424] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| pretty funny stuff. next time try mass defiler/drone combo. It rox! |
| #20 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34425] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
OMG this kix ass.
Pity there weren't any hack accusations =)
Probe go away. Seriously. Get lost. Shooo.
Fox I can't believe there was a power outage last night. This was ridiculous. You dropped too though on the first attempt, so there =)
I was just about to do a mass drone drop supported by 'filers too =(. I was gonna make like 5 hatches at their choke for cracklings rofl.
See y'all later and stuff. |
| #21 Fox^1[34435] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Man you should have seen how much minerals we had. Hehe. Oh yah we would have won. We had +20,000 more minerals then those guys and I check on there base, and they had just a whole bunch of infantry. I was like attack me now, so I could use my 50+ templars MWHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Fox^1 |
| #22 Umadon[34440] |
| 216.224.138.2 |
God nob, can you and shandy ever do anything that sucks? this is even better than your last one
oh well, hey, up for another game?
hehe, oh yeah that reminds me, did that beaver in oregon stop with one tree or did he go for another one? |
| #23 ::nobody::[34442] |
| 207.137.79.82 |
Probe: (warning: sarcasm) wow! bob said that same thing last report! and the funny thing is...IT IS REAL! WOW! Man lay off and try to have some fun =/
Ducky: u rule. period. =)
Fox: ownage! u gotta be my PR person =)
Umadon: the beaver is currently eating the same tree...hes a tad slow. =P
Dagomar, got game, elendale, spine, monkey, everyone: THANKS!!!!!! =) glad u all liked it.
Ciao!
::nobody::
|
| #24 [z]RubberDucky[34446] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| Bah, my sims report on how hookers die via Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000 is sucking more than I expected = |
| #25 [z]RubberDucky[34447] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| Btw, I spent valuble time making skins for male and female hooker clothes if neone wants to have hookers/male-prostitutres while playing the sims =] |
| #26 probe[34453] |
| 242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com |
nobody
enough
fucking
newbie
bash
reports
for
the
love
of
god |
| #27 Apnerfnek[34455] |
| 205.168.7.133 |
probe
is
a
phuckin
rhetard
and
needs
to
get
a
sense
of
humor |
| #28 Oddsod[34458] |
| clea107-d123.DCF.UVic.CA |
Probe, if you were to get, oh, say, a life, that'd be cool
This report rocks my world |
| #29 pureghetto{BC}r[34463] |
| johnny2.net.uoguelph.ca |
| i'm sure that's the only thing that will EVER rock ur world |
| #30 DoomDragon[34467] |
| port8-13.gettysburg.supernet.com |
<marquee>Omfg</marquee>
<marquee>glad</marquee>
<marquee>to</marquee>
<marquee>see</marquee>
<marquee>you</marquee>
<marquee>apnerfnek</marquee>
<marquee>and</marquee>
<marquee>good</marquee>
<marquee>BR</marquee>
<marquee>nobody</marquee>
<marquee>and</marquee>
<marquee>wallaby.</marquee>
<marquee>It</marquee>
<marquee>owns!</marquee>
<marquee>9</marquee>
<marquee>or</marquee>
<marquee>so.</marquee>
<marquee>^^</marquee> |
| #31 Sp|nE[34468] |
| dialup0454-pri.voicenet.com |
| disturbing |
| #32 SuperGeneral[34474] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
| wow, thats pretty cool above :) |
| #33 Fractal_Wave[34477] |
| 24.67.140.157.bc.wave.home.com |
PLEASE. let's not get in to the freudian aspects of starcraft...it get very, very iffy. Blizzard has some depraved people. Medics, sunkens, reavers...the entire zerg ecology....yeeeeeg.
Does the phrase "reaver my beaver" mean anything to anyone here? I hope not.....
Funny as hades my friend. Me likey.
pLur
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #34 AxeGrinder01[34480] |
| USR1HTC-50.DialUp.rrv.net |
Guys that was awesome. I haven't laughed that hard in a long while. Where did that beaver comment come from. You know there is still abaver eating a tree in Northwest Oregon. I laughed for a good 5 minutes about that. Great Job as always!!!!!
Peace
Axe |
| #35 <MARQUEE>The little green men are jumping around in my haed again!</MARQUEE>[34484] |
| 51.ppp1-13.worldonline.dk |
<MARQUEE>This</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>is</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>why</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>I</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>like</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>Netscape</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>more</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>than</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>IE</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE>=/</MARQUEE> |
| #36 probe[34485] |
| 242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com |
get a life?
what the fuck is that supposed to mean, <i>faggot</i>?
i used a word i rarely use (faggot)
man, seriously, saying 'get a life' is about the stupidest thing somebody can say
HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE @)(*# (i woulda said fuck, but this comment would've been deleted.. that's if it wont be anyways) |
| #37 Drefsab[34487] |
| rc55.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
hahaha guys, another funny game.
I liked this one a lot... why? Because I honestly thought all your stupid shit would cause you to lose this game. I think its really cool that you won with such nutty strats.
If I were to do a report like this again, I would definitely choose this game. Again, gj guys...
9 (<i>you know I'm prejudiced to this type of report</i>)
Dref |
| #38 DoomDragon[34493] |
| port8-13.gettysburg.supernet.com |
<marquee><font color='white'><b>WTF</b></font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='yellow'>is</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='purple'the</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='green'>person</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='red'>in</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='blue'>comment</font></marquee>
<marquee><u><i><b>#35</u></i></b>
<marquee><font color='white'>talking</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='yellow'>about?</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='purple'>I</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='orange'>use</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='green'>IE5</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='red'>and</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='blue'>nothing</font></marquee>
<marquee><b><i><u>happened</u></i></b>
<marquee><font color='white'>wrong.</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='yellow'>So</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='purple'><i>WTF</i></font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='orange'>was</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='green'>he</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='red'>talking</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color='blue'>about?</font></marquee>
My gosu HTML owns you :). And wheeee, I've started a mini-fad :). I'm posting all my short comments in the above form from now on :). |
| #39 Talon[34495] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
OMFG GAY doom!
It's hurting my eyes! ahhhhh!
Time to go bye bye
WEeeee!
|
| #40 Talon[34496] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Doh! I can still see it.
Here we go. |
| #41 Inadequate[34501] |
| clt-pxy04.firstunion.com |
| Funny stuff, goood report =] |
| #42 ezenu[34508] |
| 6.as4.cle.oh.nolnet.net |
| good report i gve it a 6.5 |
| #43 ::nobody::[34509] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Wow...the comments just keep getting more colorful...
Doom: u should do a whole report like that hehe.
Probe: you are a dumbass. don't spam my comments with your whiny crap. I don't usually get pissed, but seriously get lost. now.
On another note...THANK YOU ALL FOR THE NICE COMMENTS! and thanks to anyone who gave me a HOF vote, i'll pay you later ;) (j/k) hehe
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #44 Sp|nE[34510] |
| dialup0504-pri.voicenet.com |
| you go girl! |
| #45 GoT GaMe[34511] |
| user-2inis31.dialup.mindspring.com |
wow so quick too! heh, did u guys time this so it would appear right next to [fls]prozerran's report by any chance?
and no this comment does not move like doom's =( |
| #46 [34523] |
| dt088n80.san.rr.com |
that was most likely the gayest report ive ever read but ill give it a 2 for efort and the fact that your girlfriend gave me head while i was reading it boost the rating to three... just jokin ya for the little comment about my momma
your always friendly buddy seante |
| #47 ::nobody::[34525] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
haha sean u rule man =P i was hopin' you'd see that hehe i just needed a name to use.
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #48 Sp|nE[34527] |
| dialup16x17-pri.voicenet.com |
| your girlfriend gave me head too, thanks nobody |
| #49 Sp|nE[34528] |
| dialup16x17-pri.voicenet.com |
| err ... why did i thank nobody? |
| #50 GoT GaMe[34530] |
| user-2iniust.dialup.mindspring.com |
| no more of this s&s, i want calvin and hobbes! |
| #51 <font color="red"><marquee>Limp_Bizkit666</font color="red"><marquee>[34540] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
omgay...
"ciao" = gay
shandy=gay
spunk=gayer
damn...i remember this game i had with ducky, medics, and some other people....
it was right after dref's 200 drone drop, so we did a 7 way ffa....on BGH...hehe
anyways, i made around 30 drones, a spqing pool, then hatchery everytime i had 300 minerals....
when i had around 20 hatcheries in my base and in my expansion, i started to make drones....
i quickly had around 50 overlords and 150 drones....so i started to sunken push ALL OVER THE MAP!!!
hehehehehe, i had money rolling in like HELL, with three expansions with around 150 drones and NO offensive units...hehe
when i had like 30000/30000, i built my ultradens,(yes, TWO), three evo chamber, some other stuff, and right when i was about to drop ALL MY DRONES, i disced.....fuck
anyways, nice game....
good going, spunk and shandy..
like i said,
<marquee>I WANNA be SPUNK!!!!!!</marquee>
hehehe
anyways, only gays use marquee....
byeya
p.s-<font color="red" size="1">netscape navigator sucks so much ass, it should be called ::nobody::'s girlfreind....hehe, jk...don't even know you...DON"T KILL ME!!!! LET ME BE SPUNK!!!! ARRGGGGGGGGGGGG </font color="red" size="1">
hehe
COMMENT # 1298734598327980324!!!!!!!
btw, was yer freind
RONIN~??
that squiggly line rules!
byeya
|
| #52 xero[34555] |
| 1Cust101.tnt19.hou3.da.uu.net |
| wow more ownage 8) |
| #53 xero[34556] |
| 1Cust101.tnt19.hou3.da.uu.net |
| wow more ownage 8) |
| #54 Fox^1[34563] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
Talk about going crazy with the scrolling text.
Fox^1 |
#55  [34569] |
| relay.atinc.com |
| Great work! |
| #56 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34585] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Doom I love your gusu HTML. I elect you king gusu of html.
Probe stop being chobo. Go spam your own reports. It's the thing to do.
This report is awesome. I'd give it an 9, but then I'm not a rater, even though it'd be cool to be one, but I'm not although I'd love it if I was one.
Fox, rofl! Why didn't you continue?! I mean that woulda been ownage. We shoulda save up all our money and just went MASS drones/probes/SCVs. We coulda made 600 ROFL |
| #57 Fox^1[34598] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Ya |]agomar we could have defensive matrixed our drones or something. I didn't know how well off they were, oh ya and 2 on 1 isn't really good odds. =[
Fox^1 |
| #58 [34618] |
| dt050n39.maine.rr.com |
| Excellent report! A 10 all the way! |
#59  [34619] |
| dt050n39.maine.rr.com |
Excellent Report - a 10 all the way!
(that was me up there, sorry) |
| #60 AgentN[34648] |
| spider-wi073.proxy.aol.com |
nice BR.....1000 from the German judges....wait, we don't have German judges here do we...hmm?
Well, anyway...I thought it would have been more humerous if you two would have lost....but, that is just me. |
| #61 Cheese[35029] |
| t1o79p71.telia.com |
On the graffiti thingy in the so called "bathroom" the person who wrote "this batroom sucks" os later being attacked by another person who claims he kan't spell ( or can't spell if you like it that way =) ). I think the latter person is wrong... the firts one is Robin who just entered Batmans new hideout and of course,as Robin is a faggot, dislikes thenew cave and promtly writes " This batroom sucks"
-Cheese- |
| #62 Sandman_[666][35192] |
| co37671-a.kico1.on.wave.home.com |
666
666
66666666
666666666666666
666666666666666666666666666666 |
| #63 wallabystein[35223] |
| pm162-124.dialup.netidea.com |
woohoo I'm alive again.. but I doubt anyone'll look here anymore.. this scene is dead..
LAST COMMENT! |
| #64 DivvyO[43201] |
| kpcrdc.kp.org |
| No way, man. I get last comment. Neener neener. |
| #65 ::nobody::[53131] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
last bay-bee :)
Ciao!
nobo |
| #66 BUU[81640] |
| AC893FA5.ipt.aol.com |
| ha, i am posting like 2 years after its made. so i win. |
| #67 Somebody[141524] |
| dhcp-209-140-222-30.ct.gemini.ntplx.com |
| OO! 3 years!! beat that! |
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