| #1 ~@Baal@~[34395] |
| 210-55-124-65.dialup.xtra.co.nz |
1st comment..
this story had it all hell, ninjas, lasers & really big balls. hehe its 12:03am here in good ol NZ |
| #2 Fatal_Morgana[34396] |
| 145.44.70.186 |
| I laughed my ass off.. The problem is, I was at College so I got kicked out of the computer room and had to travel the entire damn way home to write my reply :( But it was worth it! I'll be looking for the next episode! EVIL EYE LASER MAN RULEZ! |
| #3 SqueakyMonkey[34399] |
| osh1-62d.twcny.rr.com |
| That kicked ass! So now I know, Satan is just a squirrel with really big frigging nuts (and not the kind he eats...hopefully). Once again, that kicked ass. |
| #4 Affire[34401] |
| CWIP-T-005-p-107-162.tmns.net.au |
Hahaha, your reports rule dude! :)
I read this and had to go back and read all your reports again :)
I reckon that corn nut loving Protoss Commander freak would love to feast upon the testes of Satan. Just my humble opinion.
Good stuff man, keep it up :) |
| #5 Affire[34404] |
| CWIP-T-005-p-107-162.tmns.net.au |
| Will there be any other Adventures of Jamellan? That series rocked :) |
| #6 dislekcia[34405] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Ok, there had better be a follow up to this where BAS gets raped for maphacking (seeing as he got kicked out of SC and into windows) Guess how he gets beaten ;)
-dis |
| #7 probe[34412] |
| 242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com |
| hehehhehh |
| #8 Sid6.9[34413] |
| 1Cust114.tnt3.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
Is there such a thing as a going a little overboard?
Don't tell that to Jamellan, cause we lost him about 10 miles back, heh heh heh.
Cool battle report dude, but please enough with the Squirell and his nut sack, or at least edit them thar big balls out of the screen for chris sakes. |
| #9 Sp|nE[34414] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| encore! encore! |
| #10 Sp|nE[34416] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| omg sid thats what makes it hilarious |
| #11 Sid6.9[34418] |
| 1Cust114.tnt3.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
| True, but the damn things are a driving me well, a little nutty heh heh, I actually forgot to put a j/k after that comment heh heh. |
#12  [34419] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| jamellan for hof |
| #13 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34427] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
I can't even read this at my ^%$@$%&$#! school because of those $@$%&#!&^$$#!& balls and that %#$%$#^*$%!$#!! squirrel!
GREAT JOB! WOOHOOOOO! This has gotta get a 10, and no crazy lamers givin it a 7 or something totally untubular
Sie evil squirrel DIEEEEEEEEEE!
<h1> <BLINK> ALL HAIL EVIL EYE LASER MAN! </BLINK> </H1>
*cough* |
| #14 Baxter-O'Bixby[34434] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Jamellan. You rock. |
| #15 CM9-Hydraless[34438] |
| dialup-209.245.98.212.Manchester1.Level3.net |
Ok, everything everyone else said, I'm saying it. You rock!
Superb! Keep it up, I can't wait for the return of evil eye laser man! |
| #16 D$^Gob_X[34441] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
Uhh....hahahahhahahah!!!!
Jamellan just won't stop and it never gets old........
Next time I'd do another battle report jamellan style and then go back to laser man
...It's a good balance cuz you do both wicked! |
| #17 Pitt[34452] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
Jamellan is the master of all things stupid funny :L)
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| #18 ngbvzxd,hb[34486] |
| wsd112.contracosta.cc.ca.us |
| stop the mother fucking shit |
| #19 T_Mac[34488] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-01-216.look.ca |
| Omg freaking hilarious! |
| #20 @}~MaKiTa~[34489] |
| spider-te082.proxy.aol.com |
Funny as hell. Tell me where you get your weed from because I'm tryna get high on whatever you smokin q=oD~.
-MaKiTa |
| #21 Talon[34500] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| AHHHHHH! MORE ANIMAL PORNOGRAPHY! ASDF! |
#22  [34519] |
| jraab.ahnet.net |
| Oh man. These rock. You've entered a new realm of battle report creativity. Sure its not really a battle report but its funny. hehe |
| #23 Limp_Bizkit666[34522] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
whoa, that shit rocked ass!
where did you get the map? it looks cool!
obviously, it was a symbol of Satan, the goat....whoa, nice addition to hell thing...
damn, i am in a class now, and people are laughing at me for staring at squirrel balls...they are wierd.
anyways, lovely report...cya later dude
EVIL EYE LASER MAN RULES ASS HOLES!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
byeya
p.s-<font color="red" size="1">can i get a box of cocoa dark black shits?</font color="red" size="1"> |
| #24 Sp|nE[34526] |
| dialup16x17-pri.voicenet.com |
the map is called 'diablo' =|
'foo |
| #25 [34535] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
i bet its praetor
he sux |
| #26 Assarchon[34543] |
| adsl-63-200-49-162.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| nice report and all.............but getting kinda old |
#27  [34551] |
| we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net |
Damn I didn't even notice them big squirrel nuts till my wife asked wtf I was reading!
I give this a 10!! |
| #28 Jamellan[34553] |
| aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU |
| Hurray for whoop! My first 10! |
| #29 Pitt[34554] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| Yay Jamellan owns! GJ on that ten buddy! |
| #30 xero[34561] |
| 1Cust101.tnt19.hou3.da.uu.net |
OMG OMG THAT OWNED ALL !!!
i'm 'posting a comment of own here' ( thats what it says to do :-) )
because this br owns all living/nonliving things
haha shuttle 'we're not orbiting the moon anymore' OMG that was funny !!!
xero out |
| #31 Drefsab[34562] |
| rc55.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
hahahah. That squirrel just beat all. Big nuts, red eyes, and satanic wings... that was fuxing hilarious<i>!!</i>
Dref |
| #32 Umadon[34575] |
| 216.224.138.2 |
| OMFG jam, that was the best br i never read, hehe, my sister wants to know where you got the squirrel nuts, i have no idea why though, i figure she wants to see what else he's got. cant wait to see the next one, hopefully it will contain a certain hero friend of yours, that witnessed you attack a zerg player that had spored and sunkened like a bitch, with nothing but engineering bays...... hehe, good thing i was there to save the day with my 24 dtemps and 12 zeals. heheheh. good job man, ill see you friday, maybe we can play another game. |
| #33 Baxter-O'Bixby[34597] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| I think there needs to be a BR on the BGH strategy of "Ebay rush"..... it turned out to have some genuine merit in providing cover for my massive campaign of overlord bombs. 5 infested command centers > all. |
| #34 Baxter-O'Bixby[34603] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| I think there needs to be a BR on the BGH strategy of "Ebay rush"..... it turned out to have some genuine merit in providing cover for my massive campaign of overlord bombs. 5 infested command centers > all. |
| #35 Baxter-O'Bixby[34604] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| ARRRGH DOUBLE POST! (hangs head in shame) |
| #36 DeezNutz[34644] |
| spider-tf032.proxy.aol.com |
First of all, I have to say I totally see how this report got a 6.
Second of all, I have to say that I totally saw how this report got a 10.
...
...
My head hurts |
| #37 ::nobody::[34649] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Baxter: just remember HOW you got all the infested CCs ;)
Jamellan: ownage! you are truely a master of comedy =) cya on bnet!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #38 TheCabbit[34653] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| may I ask who gave this a 6? 8( |
| #39 Evire!![34657] |
| ip155.philadelphia13.pa.pub-ip.psi.net |
| This was freakin hilarious! Simple as that. |
| #40 Ur gay[34680] |
| 209.226.83.2 |
| Your fuckin gay. |
| #41 Hunter-D-[34715] |
| sx067025.res-hall.nwu.edu |
| What kinda of crack are you on, and where can I find some? That was seriously one of the most surreal things I've ever read, at the very least you desreve mad props for creativity. |
| #42 Psi_onic-Gore[34859] |
| spider-wj022.proxy.aol.com |
How did Evil Eye Laser Man get on Battle.net??
Ah it doesnt matter it was too funny to think about!!! |
| #43 dmb![34860] |
| spider-wj022.proxy.aol.com |
Whoever thought that Jam's stuff was gettin old i suggest he read all of Sp|ne's reports before you judge Jam's
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| #44 WARHOE[35022] |
| 208.153.175.78 |
| WOW! Just what I needed to read after a rotten night at work! funniest report yet! |
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