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"At home four zealots came wandering past my choke point, took one look at the wallin, asked T_Mac for danger pay, didn't get it, and contented themselves with scouting my natural and then going on strike for better wages. I think they might be still there, waving signs and chanting 'For Hire!'

Alright, so that pun sucked. Work with me here people. It's past midnight."
-Fractal_Wave




#1 Old~El~Paso[34537]
1Cust98.tnt14.krk1.da.uu.net
HA, first comment, biatches, betcha thought you could get first comment, well you were WRONG BITCH!!!

-OEP

#2 `boB[34538]
sdn-ar-006mokcitP332.dialsprint.net
What's the point of getting first comment on YOUR OWN REPORT?
#3 Old~El~Paso[34542]
1Cust98.tnt14.krk1.da.uu.net
Cuz I don't want anyone else to get it, it gives people happiness to get first comment, I did not write this BR to pleasure first comment whores.

-OEP

#4 Baxter-O'Bixby[34544]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
ROFL!!!

I actually thought this would be a serious game... and FakePraetor got owned by a cannon push! Hilarious!!!

#5 [34545]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
well

no point in drawing it out

#6 [34547]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
OMG this is so funny.
#7 Crazylisk[34549]
CPE-144-132-78-23.vic.bigpond.net.au
Go the Cannon push!!!!!
HEHEHEHE Cannons rule.
.Praetor rules!

Crazylisk, THE Mad and INSANE ONE



#8 [z]RubberDucky[34550]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Bah.... That was funny. And you clearly showed the same problems I've had getting a good game to report =] (oh, btw praetor the last report i DID do was only a month ago and it showed you whipping ass whlie being double teamed)
#9 Limp_Bizkit666[34557]
204.157.40.20
yer ALL FAKE PRAETOR!!!

i'm the obvious real one.....

PraetorOfAuir......that rocks ass

i wanna join the (puntuationmark)Praetor clan

i wanna be &Praetor, or $Praetor....is @Praetor taken? cause i would like to shout @Praetor..hehe

anyways, lets make the praetor clan...(punctuation mark)Praetor clan....k?
<marquee>
*Praetor,
,Praetor,
^Praetor,
-Praetor,
=Praetor,
+Praetor,
!Praetor,
~Praetor,
#Praetor,
"Praetor,
|Praetor,
</marquee>
and all.....
hehe


anyways, i'm bored

byeya



















#10 probe[34565]
242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com
<font color=red size=1>that must've been a fake limp above</font>

anyways, fakepraetor is cool :]
#11 Sp|nE[34567]
207.239.12.200
nice job .... and no report will be gayer then my next one ... heh he hheh
#12 Old~El~Paso[34568]
1Cust172.tnt1.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Baxter: A serious game? HA!!! I was gonna BR it no matter how it went, and I foreshadowed that it was gonna be gay in the early alt text comments.

Bob: What do you mean?!?!

FLS: I know, I am actually pee wee herman, so I know I am funny as hell

.Praetor: Ha, i don't care if it was gay, it just made it easier to make fun of you guys.

Bizkit: Limp Bizkit sold out, they are basically hip hop wih guitars, how can you listen to that crap? Go buy yourself a rage against the machine CD. And by the way, is ^^Praetor taken?

Spine: But you have to admit, that game was pretty gay.

#13 shockwave[34570]
exchange1.sensable.com
Dudes, I watched a Praetor vs. Praetor game on Rivalry a few weeks back. It started off with, umm, real Praetor offensive cannoning below fake praetor's choke. Things went all downhill for fake Praetor after that, real Praetor expanded early after containment... You'd think that a guy would learn after the first time :-).
#14 Elendale[34571]
205-213-43-90.sdlax.k12.wi.us
I was wondering if you ever found a game...
-Elendale (Glad he didn't join after all... That was funny!)
#15 L@en[34574]
ss03.ny.us.ibm.com
I get @Praetor, I have firmly established the use of @ in both L@en and Wr@th. I have a patent pending and will soon have the trademark.


Sincerly

@Praetor
#16 T_Mac[34577]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-970.look.ca
too gosu
#17 cas@school[34583]
odo.computerstudies.ca
funny this is, yes. gosu you is really.

nice report. prae scout dammit!
#18 D$^Gob_X[34591]
ns.wsd1.org
BEHOLD, I AM GOING TO SAY SOMETHING TOTALLY OF TOPIC!

I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PETTY EARTHLINGS!!!!!

K, I'll stop now for the good of all mankind.
(BTW: I'm starting a clan that only builds bunkers and scvs, the trick to winning as going offensive bunker beside building and hitting with the scvs!)
#19 D$^Gob_X[34593]
ns.wsd1.org
I'M GETTING CAFFINE PILLS LALALALALALLLAALALA!!!!
(ANd a good deal of spam too!)
#20 AlexanderYoshi[34600]
bgm-34-231.stny.rr.com
So THATS how you pull of an O-Cannon...
#21 AlexanderYoshi[34601]
bgm-34-231.stny.rr.com
er... O-Assim.... nm... both apply.
#22 [34615]
rc33.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Mildly humorous. Nice work on the pictures. The alt text was disturbing though.

7

Dref
#23 Old~El~Paso[34621]
1Cust179.tnt2.krk1.da.uu.net
Dref you punk, you made my rating go down with you and your seven. You too, if I ever become a rater, I will five all your reports ones also, and you will suffer the same as .Praetor!!!

Thanks for the first actual comments that say something good or bad about the report, I will have different alt text things on the next BR.

-OEP
#24 Snakeyez[34630]
spc-isp-tor-uas-07-16.sprint.ca
Go realpraetor!

fakepraetor should only be blaming himself
#25 [34637]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
And to all of those who are wondering: that WAS a serious game. Both fakepraetor and I were doing our best to beat the other player. It just so happens the offensive cannon strat is a good one (but only a 6:00 and 9:00 on temple, because there the gas is near the ramp).



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