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#1 {DD}Fatboy[35322]
1Cust41.tnt3.sfo2.da.uu.net
Yay! My first "first" comment
#2 Talon[35323]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Ahahah! He said I was gosu!
1st!
#3 RushinRussian[35326]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
OMG fatboy has no life
forgot my gosu name
die fatboy
i'm gosu unlike you
so die



#4 Curly[35328]
c787321-a.spokn1.wa.home.com
Thanks for the ego-boost PeonSanders :) Great humor in this B.R. as always Dr. and I am just so damn pleased to be included in one of your super-spectacular battle reports (is their something on my nose?). I was very lucky to have that Bengelass on my side or else I fear defeat may have stuck its ugly head in. Long live the mighty Bengelass!
#5 Napoleic[35329]
px1ht.ok.wave.shaw.ca
Well, I made a choice: Dweb or Storm. I knew Curly would be using tanks, so Dweb it was. Storm would certainly have been nice to have as well, but because of just making enough stuff to hold on, I was too low on cash and time to get to storm :( It didn't occur to me until till too late why that nexus wasn't building, so that by the time I was ready for Observers, my robo fac was tanked. All in all, im not upset with how I played, Curly is just too much better than me.

Im hurt how much the 'good'' Doc bashed my forces after all the glowing reviews :(

*sniffle*



#6 Talon[35330]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Pretty gosu BR,


8.5


#7 Dausuul[35339]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
Mmmm... work on the HTML a bit. You are aware that your report is completely unreadable in Netscape?

Personally, when I'm playing Protoss, I prefer to save my d-web until the tanks siege... then they have to go through the lengthy process of unsieging and moving and sieging again. At which point I throw another d-web. If you have a good supply of corsairs, you can basically force the tanks to stay in tank mode permanently, which reduces their effectiveness a hell of a lot.

#8 Dausuul[35340]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
And, more to the point (in this case), they can't dodge out of it.
#9 raycer[35341]
slip-32-101-177-95.ca.us.prserv.net
hahaha funny funny br! what ever happened to the "Click here to save a bengalaas" banners? i miss them =[ maybe biff can help promote =]
#10 [35343]
dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com
Hehe that was a well written report. I'll give it a 9 because it stars my favorite starcraft critter.
#11 Barage[35350]
dialup-63.210.72.188.Atlanta1.Level3.net
Don't get me wrong, what YRM did rocked. However, I realy do miss the bengalaas worship. The unit just rocks SC. Thanks for reminding me of it.

Also, it's pretty safe to say that it is VERY unrecommended to look at br.com with netscape; far too many of the reports use those evil IE only tags.

Also, I believe only one thing went wrong here; the zealot rush. Myself, I've seen too many terrans get help for the gods to rely on a z rush. If he teched first, then webs could've come earlier, meaning more webs and earlier 2nd branching. It's not like you'll be fearing a marine rush anyway ;). It's a minor think, though; the strat was unexpected and crewl.

Yup, I'm going on about the critters and game because the report rocked (I could just do 3 lines of text and say just that, but...well... the 1 person who knows me would believe that someone is faking my name)

Reading this report is like:
Smacking up a 1200 ladder player as a 900 player, and him NOT discing.

Reading br.com with netscape is like:
Going wraith mass against a protoss that remembers that observers=good.











#12 dislekcia[35351]
netcache2.is.co.za
Even MORE on SCV killing!

The easiest way to get the little moaning bastards to frag each other is to split your last two up, hotkey 1 to group 1 and the other to group 2. Now hit 2 twice (center on group 2), hit 1 and force attack on SCV 2, then quickly hit 1 again to center on SCV 1, hit 2 and make SCV 2 force attack 1. While the two are fighting (make sure they have equal HP when they charge each other) keep watching them to be cetain that their attacks are at exactly the same time. If they unsyncronise for any reason, then simply select them both and tell them to move somewhere. Repeat the charge as needed ;)

If all goes well, you'll have 0 SCVs. Yay.
-dis

#13 Spartacus[35353]
wnakamae.campus.vt.edu
Nice BR =) It was a good read =)
#14 [MrFurious][35358]
bha4-s45.mtl.colba.net
White is such a cool color for terran... makes me wanna whistle the "Imperial March"

Well done there,
MrFurious
#15 BW-sux[35364]
bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us
Because it was sort of one-sided, I give it an 8. Bengalaas rock!!
#16 AdmiralPlinko[35369]
clarc-dhcp-126.cc.rochester.edu
That thing is a tiger? I thought it was an anteater or something.

<font color=dodgerblue><blink>HAHAHAHA! I WILL DESTROY INTERNET EXPLORER AND ONLY NETSCAPE SHALL REMAIN! AHAHAHAHAHA!!</blink></font>
#17 Dr.Zchivago[35370]
box2.trfb.navy.mil
Wow, much better support than I thought. Thanks. I am still trying here. Hopefully, I will be able to watch a stellar game with some famous people! I think I will just hang out in NoHunters more often and see what develops.

For those of you complaining about NetScape: Um, why are you still using NetScape? (Actually, I had no idea NetScape was problematic. I will see if I can fix...)

Yes, Bengalaas Rock!!!

-Dr.Z
#18 Core[35371]
168.216.110.222
This was one hell of an amusing report. Only bad part was reading it in Netscape (i'm at school =( ) and having to highlight the lines i wanted to read before i could read them. Napoleic not knowing that there were mines at most of the bases and expansions was hilarious. The first bunker placement by Curly was amusing too =)

and totally off subject, what the hell does "chobo" mean?
#19 probe[35382]
242849hfc183.tampabay.rr.com
heheh
i love your pictures
you combine images so wonderfully
9 !
#20 AdmiralPlinko[35383]
clarc-dhcp-126.cc.rochester.edu
My blinking text didn't work right. It was supposed to be invisible in IE, not harder to read in Netscape.
#21 Dr.Zchivago[35386]
box2.trfb.navy.mil
Got to love that Netscape, eh?
#22 Curly[35389]
c787321-a.spokn1.wa.home.com
Ok, Ok. Time to clear up this little bunker thingy. It was their to protect my gas and before the first zealots came running in to my mineral line it looked like a good idea to me. But you learn the most from your mistakes so for future games I'm glad it happened.
#23 garett[35395]
spider-th011.proxy.aol.com
That toss was a disgrace. Hmm he doesnt have detection, lets not make dt, well looks like he is bunching tanks together,lets not get storm.
ASDF
#24 Evire!![35397]
207.239.12.200
Nice use of minimaps.
GJ
#25 [CAT]Willzzz[35399]
pc74.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk
hehe - no wallin, mine scouting instead of containment and he still won easily :)
#26 ::skull(~)[35405]
hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
This was damn good. I am glad i got to read it at work were i have jack squat to do. Any way, this ruled, chobo i think means student or loser one or the other i have no idea i forgot.



P.S. : I HATE THE BENGALAAS. THEY MUST DIE. NETSCAPE SUCKS!!!!!
#27 Elendale[35406]
205-213-43-88.sdlax.k12.wi.us
Awesome! This is the report I've been waiting for :) Better than your first one too... I look forward to seeing more from you :)
-Elendale (Gooooo Biff!)
#28 Sp|nE[35407]
207.239.12.200
goxu
#29 AdmiralPlinko[35426]
clarc-dhcp-81.cc.rochester.edu
From<SPACER SIZE=10>now<SPACER SIZE=10>on<SPACER SIZE=10>I'm<SPACER SIZE=10>using<SPACER SIZE=10>SPACER<SPACER SIZE=10>tags<SPACER SIZE=10>in everything<SPACER SIZE=10>so<SPACER SIZE=10>only<SPACER SIZE=10>Netscape<SPACER SIZE=10>can<SPACER SIZE=10>read<SPACER SIZE=10>my<SPACER SIZE=10>comments<SPACER SIZE=10>without<SPACER SIZE=10>it<SPACER SIZE=10>being<SPACER SIZE=10>one<SPACER SIZE=10>big<SPACER SIZE=10>line<SPACER SIZE=10>of<SPACER SIZE=10>text.
#30 Fox^1[35432]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
This BR is tall

Fox^1
#31 HexRex[35433]
spider-wj033.proxy.aol.com
That report was great! Congratulations on you excellent writing.

Netscape is pretty bad for reading reports, (as well as just about anything else). Microsoft makes bad stuff, but most reasonable people would agree that <B>Internet Explorer</b> is WAY better than Netscape.

The Bengaalas was really cool.
It made everyone want to comment :)
#32 [35468]
ABE112EB.ipt.aol.com
Wow, what a great report. I've been your fan from the beginning doctor, you know that right? hehe

Anyways, no one has mentioned the color scheme yet so I just want to say good job on that, as well as excellent job with your screenshots.

The writing was great too and its always nice to see terran beat down toss. Even if the toss sucked.

9

Dref
#33 Dr.Zchivago[35475]
proxy2-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Thanks for the kind words. As far as being a fan, well, I have been one of yours longer than you have been one of mine =P

Yes, maybe I got colors right! I think I may stick with the gold bordered pics too. Still working on stuff for that.

Thanks Dref,

-Dr.Z
#34 Curly[35477]
c787321-a.spokn1.wa.home.com
[CAT]Willzzz: On Proving grounds their is no choke to be defended. There is 2 bridges into each main so a wall-in is the dumbest possible move you could make in the early game.

garett: making templar and corsairs is pretty tough to do with only 1 expansion. He had around 4 corsairs as well as 3-5 scouts and with the cost of the fleet beacon and storm going up another tech tree would be nearly impossible.
#35 -q.bert-[35478]
twhou-200-225.ev1.net
Doh, hit return intead of TAB. Nice report. entertaining read. GJ.
#36 Curly[35483]
c787321-a.spokn1.wa.home.com
Whoa, I kinda came off as a jackass with that last comment which was not the intention. Just to clarify the situation, I didn't intend to, it was merely some cpnstructive critisism.
#37 [35497]
we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net
Good report.

As far as I know I was the first to say "gayweb"

But thats only as far as I know.
#38 AgentN[35498]
spider-wn034.proxy.aol.com
Yea, Gayweb did have an effect on the game...although not serious enough though
#39 Vega[35499]
bow-107-82.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU
Oh man I'm just not visiting br.com enough. comment 41, feh... Unless it's not me, it's that Dr.Z is getting popular :)

Nice job, as usual. I think the only thing not perfect about it was it's one-sided-ness, but presentation made up for that. And there were some interesting tactics used on both sides.

(I hope I get to star in your next br =)

-Vega

#40 Mr. Merf[35501]
minneapolis-ip-1-134.dynamic.ziplink.net
Curly,
i thought wallins were especially for when one doesn't have a choke. the partial ones designed to make zealots walk FURTHER, not block off totally. chastise me if i'm wrong...

Neway, nice to see the site still up and alive after not visiting for months. Kudos to the loyal cast and crew!
#41 Curly[35503]
c787321-a.spokn1.wa.home.com
Mr. Merf: Well I can see where your coming from. Just after the 2nd or 3rd set of zealots got to my line I finished a set of depots to block off the path they were taking. Only problem was that I started my little blockade near my refinery instead of near the minerals. But in the end I had a complete wall around my minerals and refinery.
#42 [35532]
98A93538.ipt.aol.com
On a map with no choke. I usually put a bunker right against my CC, either under it or over it. That way it's close to my SCVs. Then I usually put my bunker and maybe a depot against it. That way, fewer melee units can attack it at one time.

IMO, the farther your bunker is from your mineral line, the less use it has, thus taking up valuable supply.

Dref
#43 [35536]
98A93538.ipt.aol.com
Errm, I mean, I usually put a barracks and a depot against it...

Dref
#44 Curly[35551]
c787321-a.spokn1.wa.home.com
In this case that is definetly what I should have done. In a previous game on a map without a choke I was again hit by a fast zeo rush and I had my bunker near my CC but it was out of range of my refinery and the zeos just attacked that. So I was a little paranoid about protecting my gas supply.
#45 Drefsab[35570]
ABDE1876.ipt.aol.com
Curly, 2 can play at that game. Jump out of the bunker, shoot at the zealots until they chase you. Jump back in the bunker. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Seriously though, your best spot for your bunker is within range of the refinery and a good portion of the minerals. Of course it depends on the mineral placement of the map as to how possible this is...

Dref
#46 [35571]
ABDE1876.ipt.aol.com
hrm
#47 Dr.Zchivago[35574]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Nice to see a little friendly bantering going on here! Dref, you summed it up "Of course it depends on the mineral placement of the map as to how possible this is..."

Nothing is ever for certain.
Except that I loved your BGH Strats of the Day! Curly actually pulled off your 'medic wallin' a while back. It was hilarious. Hmm, I just finished re-reading them... I think I am going to go 'Arbiter' someone.

-Dr.Z

#48 AdmiralPlinko[35578]
clarc-dhcp-127.cc.rochester.edu
I love the BGH strats of the day! How about mass DA's, and only attacking with your opponent's units? Or how about covering the entire map in creep so Terrans can't build anything? I'm sure mining out the map would be good, if it could be done in less than 8 hours. At the rate those newbie's build, you could probably finish by the time they get their carrier fleet going.
#49 Valkirae[35730]
tnt01dla237.winnipeg.escape.ca
er. two things. does LoR mean Leaders of resistance? if it does, what is their webpage?... I want to join them
#50 Dr.Zchivago[35735]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
LoR stands for Lords of Rage. For anyone interested the website <a href="http://lorscclan.virtualave.net">http://lorscclan.virtualave.net</a>

Of course, I answer without believing that was a serious question, but you asked, so I answer...

-Dr.Z
#51 Latin`[35842]
host-209-214-4-113.mia.bellsouth.net
Heh, I dont know what to say. It's a great br with humor. It is what all battle reports should be about =]

-Latin`



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