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#1 RadariG[38659]
spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com
Hey, first comment on my own report. Whoo hoo...
#2 RadariG[38664]
spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com
Actually, he picked the map, and although I don't think it was BGH it was something close. Thanks for the advice Peon, I'll try to find some people using better maps than this in the future, but I don't think it takes away from the report enough to be "not worthy of me even keeping my eyes open to read".
#3 RadariG[38665]
spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com
Actually, he picked the map, and although I don't think it was BGH it was something close. Thanks for the advice Peon, I'll try to find some people using better maps than this in the future, but I don't think it takes away from the report enough to be "not worthy of me even keeping my eyes open to read".
#4 RadariG[38666]
spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com
Whoa, sorry bout that. It's getting late and I'm so so tired.
#5 WilliamWC3[38671]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Nice graphics. For some reason the report was 3.5 feet wide on my computer. Not sure why. Don't report on BGH. Most of the people who come here are nohunters kids.

Just some advice.

#6 Old~El~Paso[38677]
1Cust161.tnt1.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Nice report on a gay game. If you are going to do a BGH report, insult BGH (see drefsabs BGH strat series). Nice reporting though. Find a good game you could be scpring 8s or 9s.

And the final score:

6.5

-OEP





#7 total~2bh[38680]
sy-ce-02.free.net.au
i agree. gay gay map. But i like your writing style its quite personable and not too serious.. serious br's get boring after awhilwe.
Did u get paid for by pop tarts for those plugs ?
#8 [38685]
spider-wm063.proxy.aol.com
I wish. Those damn crumbs are still on my desk, covered by the refuse that always lingers there. Yeah, fine. Next time, no BGH or anything the likewise. I had a thought in the back of my head that I should've said something, but it was getting hard to find anyone to watch, so I just took what I had. I could have done more graphics, but it was getting late, and I wanted to have it up that night. I also wanted to put a pic a drew in paintbrush of my cat vomiting that snake up, but I decided against it.

#9 [38686]
spider-wm063.proxy.aol.com
I wish. Those damn crumbs are still on my desk, covered by the refuse that always lingers there. Yeah, fine. Next time, no BGH or anything the likewise. I had a thought in the back of my head that I should've said something, but it was getting hard to find anyone to watch, so I just took what I had. I could have done more graphics, but it was getting late, and I wanted to have it up that night. I also wanted to put a pic a drew in paintbrush of my cat vomiting that snake up, but I decided against it.

#10 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38688]
port-1-79-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">The writing was okay, the pics were nice, and the little parts about the cat and pop-tarts were funny as hell. :P But that game was trash :(

Keep it up tho :D

#11 RadariG[38690]
spider-wm063.proxy.aol.com
Alright, alright... here's an idea, I do a gamer in nohunters or whatever, take out the funny segments, and reinsert them into a new BR. then we forget all about this one.
#12 Radarig[38694]
spider-wm063.proxy.aol.com
Why the hell does my browser keep posting twice? Damn AOL.
#13 [38709]
208.196.35.239
<b>Favorite Quotes:</b>
"<i>This added emphasis on ALLextrem's base makes me realize that he has focused heavily on evolution, constructing four evolution chambers and two separate spires.</i>"

4 Evolution chambers?? hmmm... let's think about that one for a second.

"<i>Without my knowledge, Naurgi had accumulated close to one-hundred hydralisks in front of his base, and I was flabbergasted.</i>"

You suddenly noticed 100 hydralisks sitting there? How observant.

Umm, okay enough with the flaming. You see, its just that the previous report is also on a game played on a mucho money map... ARGH<i>!!</i>

I did find the pathetic play of these two players humorous though. That poor All guy had only 14 drones? My God, there are probably at least 25 mineral patches per main... he should have about 20 hatcheries and 75 drones mining.

Anyway, like the others said, find a better game and lose the mucho money shit.

I give this a 4 only because you didn't know any better... :-)

Cheers,
Dref















#14 RadariG[38711]
ABD5FAE2.ipt.aol.com
Believe it or not, I didn't notice that damn army for quite some time. I was checking ALL's base, then went south to my comm center and destroyed a drone for the heck of it. Well.... um.... I guess.... Come on, it was more than a four! What the hell?
#15 RadariG[38713]
spider-wm048.proxy.aol.com
Oh yeah, as for quote 1, I meant to say relativly focused on evolution. Guess that came out wrong, BUT A FOUR!?!?!?!
#16 [38715]
208.196.35.239
You get a 4 because that's how many evolution chambers ALLextrem made. If he had made 10 evolution chambers, I would have given you a 10... :-P

Cheers,
Dref
#17 [38716]
208.196.35.239
Okay, sheesh, I'm sorry... I'm just bored at work here.

You actually don't seem to know so I'll explain it to you.

#1) The game was not interesting at all because 1 player completely beatdown the other player with absolutely no competition whatsoever.

#2) Both players, especially ALLextrem were complete newbies who probably bought the game last week, thus making the report uninteresting to read.

#3) The game was on a mucho money map which is the main reason for the degradation of the Starcraft Society... err yeah.

The reasons I didn't give it a 1 were:

#1) Halfway decent writing and mildly humorous content.

#2) Some decent screenshots.

I think a 4 is the perfect rating, but then again, I'm only 1 rater. Someone else may come along and give you a 10... who knows?

Cheers,
Dref

#18 RadariG[38718]
spider-wm048.proxy.aol.com
OK Dref, sorry to get on your case.

Let's make a deal then, my next BR will contain better players on a better map and have better shots with better content. That seems to cover all the fields.
And, hopefully, you will give it a better rating.

Thanks for the advice Dref,

RadariG
#19 garett[38734]
spider-tj051.proxy.aol.com
All the raters should give dref a 1 on his next report. This wasnt a good game,and was on bgh, but still his writing style made up for it. You judge the game by the writing and the game that was played,not because its a map you dont like. This deservers at least a 6, i dont know what dref is smoking.
#20 [38742]
208.196.35.239
Garett,

I rate on how much I enjoy the report. I don't enjoy a game where one players morphs 100 hydra and kills the other player. There is simply no way to make a report like that interesting no matter how well written it is. That is the main reason I gave it a 4, however, the fact that it was played on BGH didn't help matters... :(

Dref
#21 RadariG[38757]
spider-tn012.proxy.aol.com
Hey, I'm glad you guys like my writing, but Dref is the rater, and his words go, I guess.
It was not a good idea to go in a BGH game to begin with, and I soundly apologize to any I may have hurt or offended by reviewing the match. I suppose I would have gotten a better rating had I made fun of them and their wussie map... Worked for others.
Oh Well.
RadariG
#22 RadariG[38758]
spider-tn012.proxy.aol.com
Oh by the way, Dref,
What did you think of my writing? You said there was no way to save the report with good writing, but what did you think? Be honest, as I will never learn should you not be.
RadariG
#23 BW-sux[38820]
spider-to022.proxy.aol.com
Nice Pics +
Good Writing +
Crappy Version of a Crappy Map -
Bad Players -

That is my $0.02

5 (Why do I rate when I am not a rater?)
#24 NotDefault[38866]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Great reporting style.
Horrible game.

You have some major potential. I look forward to seeing a non-mucho-money report by you.

NotDefault
#25 [38907]
208.196.35.239
RadiriG, see comment #21
#26 ChinksWithGuns[39005]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Bottom line, crap map, boring game... deserves what it got... maybe a 5 for writing well. Not saying I could do any better but, whatever.
#27 RadariG[39440]
sdn-ar-001albirmP108.dialsprint.net
This has a surprising number of comments, though many are mine...



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