| #1 ::nobody::[40959] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Always first, always fresh.
ciao!
::nobody:: |
#2  [40962] |
| 1Cust243.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| Nobody, you're using your BR power for evil. All this report has done is teach impressionable young SC players that women are nothing more than objects for thier lust. I'm frankly upset that one of the pillars of the BR.com community such as yourself would write a report this demeaning to women. When can we see the next one? |
| #3 [40963] |
| 1Cust243.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| and BTW, I hereby authorize Praetor to rate this baby up to five times =]. |
| #4 :CraZy:[40964] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| OMFG GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU |
| #5 :CraZy:[40965] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| OMFG GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU |
| #6 ::nobody::[40966] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Mark4: haha! i have revealed my true dark nature :D hehe
Praetor is gonna have a field day if you give him 5 ratings ;)
:crazy: : thanks! =)
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #7 Kosher_man[40967] |
| clt92-198.carolina.rr.com |
| nobody there is only one word to describe this br..... ERECTION. I read in the forum when you and fox where planing this and me and my friend did it man 50 carreirs lag a game like a mofo huh? they also destory a base like a bitch. I give this report a 10 fla out no toher rateing will do it the honor it deserves |
| #8 WilliamWC3[40969] |
| huru27.wuh.wustl.edu |
sweeeeeeeeeeeeet
Coolest part was mentioning me... ok coolest part was all the anime chicks but I was the second coolest. Oh yeah and screw you for doing this with out me.
hehe poor praetor and his family site.
-WC3 |
| #9 Limp_Bizkit666[40970] |
| PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro3-3R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
OMG, when i opened this thing, there was 3, now there are 8 comments....
well, that's what happens when my 13 inch penis is blocking my view of the screen, and my giant woody is deterring my hands from stroking the keys, instead of my monkey
hehheheheheheh
anywyas, another WONDERFUL BR....
shit, yer graphics make me orgasmic...god..
anyways, I NEED MORE ANIME CHICKS!!!!
hehe
byeya
p.s-did you see my e-mail??? |
| #10 -}CummingBurd{-[40971] |
| spider-to022.proxy.aol.com |
I'm printing out all those anime chics right now with my gosu digital color printer. Oh yes! Yes! More PLeasure! pleasure! PPPPLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAaASSSSSSUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEE!
Jamellan is no longer god. nobody is. nobody I want to bear your children! This is the best report ever. on a scale from 1-10, I give this a 7,483,290,147,890,236,571,082. nobody I worship you! Long live nobody! Long live nobody!
Nobody + Anime Chics >>>> Jamellan > God > all
This is so gosu that such a terrible failure such as I should never be mentioned again. |
| #11 -}CummingBurd{-[40972] |
| spider-to022.proxy.aol.com |
| BTW, Carriers + nobody + anime chics + gosu graphics + plus sexy talk from the anime chics + 57 carriers cannot be beaten by anything. |
| #12 Mellinium_Ben21[40973] |
| spider-tq022.proxy.aol.com |
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was the funniest/"hardest" BR I`ve ever seen!ROFL!
BTW,is it just me or does ::Nobody:: always release a report right before or after I do and vice versa?Probably just me but still.... |
| #13 Limp_Bizkit666[40975] |
| PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro3-3R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
nobody? do you have any of those chicks posing for the playboys???
omg, i'll PAY YOU!!!
E-MAIL ME SOMEEE!! I NEED NUDE JAPANESE ANIMATIONNN!!!
I NEED A SUBSTITUTE FOR MY SUPERMODEL WIFE, AND STARE AT SOME INANIMATE DRAWINGS!!!!!
OHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
hehehehehe
goddd...
animes rule ass....
shit..
byeya
p.s- did you know that girls in jap anime has an eye that is more than 50 % of their face? and did you know that their combined width of their proposed breasts are exactly 38 % wider than their shoulders? and that they weigh around 29.5 % of their body weight???
i guess i'm just obsessed... =]! |
| #14 ChinksWithGuns[40977] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
Jesus, this report is so fucking awesome. Hmmm.. it wasn't that great actually... just went to look at the anime pics.. hehe. Nobody, you're fucking gosu. The carriers with anime really know how to turn a SC player on. BTW, where do you get all that anime? hook me up yo.
-ChinksWithGuns |
| #15 [{o}][40978] |
| dialup-63.210.210.228.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| Damn those chicks are sexy... |
| #16 [{o}][40979] |
| dialup-63.210.210.228.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| Erm oh yea that was a good starcraft BR. You didn't draw those did ya? |
| #17 ::nobody::[40980] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
William: my greatest apologies for not including you in the game....hehe...but Fox was on, so we just went ahead and did it =P you can be in the next one :D
Kosher: 10!~ yay! hehe
Limp: sorry, no nudity, i draw the line there =P hehe
CummingBird: LOL I think Jamellan should do a EELM with sexy anime chicks as the enemies :D
Millenium_Ben: I actually noticed that. =P sorry, nothing personal (besides, you got #2000 :D)
Chinks: thanks, and my anime stash is a secret... hehehe
[{o}]: nope, not my artwork, but i have drawn some...maybe i'll scan em and put em in the forum :D
anyone i missed: THANKS. perverts. :D
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #18 Fox^1[40981] |
| inehou-pxy03.compaq.com |
This BR was the greatest BR ever. Nobody I have a Braveheart quote for ya, but it isn't done. I am suprised you were done with this so fast!!! Great Job. Nothing more Fun then attacking with 57 carriers. I killed white's hive in 2 seconds. NOBODY IS GOD!
Fox^1(Skizzup)
|
| #19 LonelyReportReader[40982] |
| spider-wc023.proxy.aol.com |
Nobody, I'm ashamed that you would present pictures of half-naked young anime women in a sexual manner. You have done something very bad and demeaning to all man kind!
Soo... Got any more of those anime chicks?
AHH! DUDE!! That report ROCKED! Funny as hell! And I think this just goes to show one more thing...
::nobody:: + Carriers + Anime Chicks > All |
| #20 Fox^1[40983] |
| inehou-pxy03.compaq.com |
[Skizzup wanted to be part of the Spunk and Shandy files. The only way
he could join is to play a ffa. 1 observer and 1 player also were with us, they were chobo1
and chobo2]
[Spunk sent in a ling to scout and Skizzup killed it with 8 zealots.]
Skizzup: This man can't be Spunk. I am better then this man(jokingly up course,
because no one is better then nobody.) [Chobo1 whispers to Skizzup.] Alright Chobo I'll ask him. If I join the files, will I get a chance to play koreans with gosu strats?
Shandy: Are you chobo? Or do you just hang with them?
Skizzup: In order for Skizzup to find a equal he must speak to chobo's(because compared to nobody everyone is a chobo)
Skizzup: Yes chobo! Chobo1 says don't change the subject just answer the #$&^ing question.
Chobo2: Dam idiot!
[Skizzup then drops Chobo2's base with reaver madness and easily defeats him.]
Skizzup: Smart enough to get a drop pass your defenses stupid chobo!
[Because Spunk is so good he attacks my reavers with SCVs and actually dodges the scarabs. After owning my attack he says]
Spunk: That's my friend Skizzup. And the answer to your question is yes if you join the files you get to play the Koreans.
Skizzup: Splendid Fox^1 is my name I am the most wanted man in my channel. Except I'm not on my channel more the pity.
Shandy: You mean NH?
Skizzup: Ya it's mine!!
Shandy: Your a madman.
[Everyone laughs and allies out, but not before nobody rushes my base and kills my DT's
with his marines without cloak detection.]
Skizzup: I've come to the right place then. HHAHAHA
[NOBODY IS A GOD!!!!!! THE GOD not A GOD THE GOD!!!!!!]
Fox^1 |
| #21 asdfman[40984] |
| c408591-a.plstn1.sfba.home.com |
| What a chick....errr.......report. |
| #22 King-Lewis[40985] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
SEXY !
I WANT MORE CARRIERS !! MORE MORE CARRIERS ! |
#23  [40987] |
| dt031n30.tampabay.rr.com |
| id just feel dirty if i read this |
| #24 [40988] |
| dt031n30.tampabay.rr.com |
| altho it certainly will come in handy on those loneley nights at sea . . . nothing but my humble fishing ship, laptop, and wireless internet connection to keep me company. |
| #25 RaDk-page[40989] |
| PPPa66-ResaleCenterLineB2-1R7098.saturn.bbn.com |
| DAMN YOU!!! becuase of your BR im out of KY jelly! NOW I CANT LUBE UP MY 12 INCH TOOL! |
| #26 RaDk-page[40991] |
| PPPa66-ResaleCenterLineB2-1R7098.saturn.bbn.com |
BTW KICK ASS BR!
|
| #27 Fox^1[40992] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
All these people with 12+ inch tools... Surprised when the get an erection they don't pass out from loss of blood from the brain to the penis. =] Oh Yah
<marquee>NOBODY IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</marquee>
Fox^1 |
| #28 IceKiller[40993] |
| 207.1.112.136 |
World Strategy Forum Center
IceKiller
President
Mr Nobody:
Let me wish you and your family the best things on life, and please apologize for taking your time with this meaningless letter.
Its a pleasure for me and my associates to inform you that you just bring the peace and felicity to our neighborhood. Lots of discussion about which race is the best has ended.
After watching **cough** reading your interesting report, we know that the best race are those combat structures that you gently called "Animes". We are right now looking on our starcraft cds for this figures. We are starting to think that you bought some kind of expansion set, so a mail to blizzard has being sent to ask for an upgrade inmediately.
Please, dont stop on your mighty quest of new strats with this heavy armored creatures. The "Brest Tank", the "Lingerie" Mobil, and some other vehicles are great against carriers and lurkers.
Sorry for not providing more exact details, at this point but we dont remember names of the players, the map, or what happened, just the pictures.
Att.
IceKiller
President of the World Strategy Forum Center.
Pst. Damn!!! Nobody, you missed to include some Evangelion pics there, well, for the next one... YOU ARE THE MOT!@#$!@$!%!#!$%@#%@%@#$#@$#@$#@$@%@$!%@!%@!$@!#$@# MAN!!!!
YOU RULE!!! .... sorry for such a demonstration of joy feelings.
Peace... |
| #29 Limp_Bizkit666[40994] |
| PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro3-3R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
hey fox... do you know how i don't pass out when my 13 inch "tool" get's to be used???
i trained by climbing a lot of high mountains....
as your body modifies itself with prolonged lack of oxygen, the body produced more blood ( around 2 pints more) and more oxygen carring cells (hemoglobin) in my body...
therefore, i can breathe easily, AND get more than a RUSH OF blood strengthening my tool harder than titanium alloy...
anyways,
byeya
p.s-I WANNA BE PART OF SSSS FILES!!! i could be "Sexy", or "Stupid", or "Sucking::nobody::'sDick"
?????? |
| #30 ~!_KINGTUT_!~[40995] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Just one thing to say:
::NOBODY:: is God, ::NOBODY::
Great BR, Must have...more...CARRIERS
~!_KINGTUT_!~ |
| #31 ~!_KINGTUT_!~[40996] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Just one thing to say:
::NOBODY:: is God, ::NOBODY::
Great BR, Must have...more...CARRIERS
~!_KINGTUT_!~ |
| #32 Fox^1[40997] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Limp_Biz don't have to tell me about mountain climbing. I live in CO and climb at least once a month! :D
Rock climbing almost = to this BR
Fox^1 |
| #33 -)Dr.Dre(-[40998] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
OMFG nobody!!! Fucking GODLY REPORT!!! Best fucking report ever....EVER!! Christ, you own, you gosu god.
-----------> 11 <-------------------
Godly, I tell you, GODLY!! |
| #34 BW-sux[41001] |
| spider-wb042.proxy.aol.com |
I have a lot of things to say about this BR.
#1. ::nobody:: I guess you saw my comment and took my advice, now you are a comment whore like spine.
#2. 50 Carriers own. Dref will give you a 2 for using his strats, unless he likes the anime chicks (my guess is he does).
#3. This site has gone to a new low (or viagra trip).
I could say some more things, but I won't.
#4. For now ::nobody:: > Jamellan. When Jamellan posts a new BR, it will be Jamellan > ::nobody::. This will turn into an eternal cycle...
Well, this is my comment on things.
#4. |
| #35 Fox^1[41002] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
BW-sux: No dref won't give us a 2 he has given me his blessing to do this reoprt. Since I have no skill in the BR department. I turned it over to the God of reporting ::NOBODY::!!!!!!!!
Fox^1
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| #36 Sp|nE[41003] |
| lata228-du10-33-pri.voicenet.com |
| thanks a lot you bastard, now i need to change my pants =( |
| #37 Dead_Dragon[41004] |
| user-2inilvk.dialup.mindspring.com |
Nobody, I'm very dissapointed with you. You did an artless mass carrier vs newbies game, and than got everybody to love it with pictures of Anime Babes. You should be ashamed. Now give me the sites where you got those. So i can... uh.... hmm... write angry e-mails to them! That's it, angry e-mails.
But seriously, this report kicked ass. Cool idea, nice execution, and babes. However, you should warn people with the title, just incase they use BR.com at school
Draco Mortum |
| #38 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[41006] |
| static-106.itcanada.com |
Huk, I feel dirty.
n/c |
#39  [41007] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| heh nobody I think you kinda overdo it a wheeeee bit. |
| #40 ::nobody::[41008] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Dead_Dragon: um...i write "angry emails" to them all the time...i do lots of "research" to find "bad things" so that i can "complain" hehe I put anime chicks in the title, so that *should" warn people... =P
Sp|ne: you only went through one pair?
BW-sux: what happens if Jamellan and I team write a report?
Icekiller: LOL love the comment :) The anime race is amazing with its Mind Control and "paralysis of the groin" attack (i cant believe i just said that =P) Be aware for they are the hidden SC race.
King_Lewis: i thought the carriers were the best too :D
Fox: all i can say is, you own. period. ownage.
Everyone else: sorry i dont have the time to mention everybody, but you all RULE!!! THANKS!!
ciao!
::nobody::
(the beaver says "Moo.") |
| #41 ::nobody::[41009] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Prozerran: hehe you posted while i was typing. damn you for being a voice of reason! LOL j/k =) im glad you told me honestly how you felt ;)
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #42 Li|`])ick[41010] |
| 108.morristown-08-09rs.nj.dial-access.att.net |
Best report ever
Nobody you are a god. 57 carriers times 8 interceptors times 6 damage = 2736 damage per total volley!!!! |
| #43 SpaceDominator[41011] |
| nic-30-c14-138.mw.mediaone.net |
Very impressive. I like mine too though. =) I wrote mine 1 hour earlier and have 6 comments. Now you have 43. I was wondering why. I now know why!
Outstanding Report!
Check me out in the Starcraft Legacy strategy section as well. =)
-SpaceDominator |
| #44 Some random guy[41012] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-96-211.tmns.net.au |
:D VERY VERY NICE :D
The battlereport as a whole was very nice, the text itself (and yes, I actually read it!), and the pics were sublime :)
Keep up the good work |
| #45 Fox^1[41013] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Actuall Li|`])ick. They were upgraded so they were doing 9 damaged per interceptor :)
Fox^1 (Doing 4104 per volly) |
| #46 ~!_KINGTUT_!~[41016] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
And just think, there were 456 interceptors on the screen at once. MY GOD THAT RULES!! Total OWNAGE. That would cause anybody to have to change their pants
~!_KINGTUT_!~ |
| #47 Gob_DaBong[41017] |
| mx17dl035.winnipeg.escape.ca |
Awesome battle report, but the anime ruined it!
GAG i can't believe i even tried to say that.
Curse Me! Curse Me! Curse Me! |
| #48 SuperGeneral[41018] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
where did you find all of those pics?
http://anime.fame.net
|
| #49 ChinksWithGuns[41020] |
| adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| okay, who the fuck gave this an 8? omfg... |
| #50 <FONT COLOR=0000FF>RS.<b>anime</b>(RS)</FONT>[41025] |
| sfe-nm6-92.ix.netcom.com |
| OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG, this SHOULD get a 10 for the Magic Knight Rayearth, and the Asuka Langly pictures. |
| #51 Core[41030] |
| cy662178-a.huntgtn1.wv.home.com |
LOL. If the report wasn't already f'in awesome, all the comments cinch the gosuness of it. Great report ::Nobody::. Sooooooo damned amusing. Report+comments=13!...well, at least in my deranged world ;)
And I know that the comments aren't summed up in the actual rating of the report, but they're usually so damn amusing =)
Core |
| #52 The Lakers[41031] |
| user-2iniueh.dialup.mindspring.com |
u perverse boy. heh considering all the raters that have commented, and yet only one rated it yet ... hm.... oh well.
hehe i bet u put tons of hours trying to put this report together, and u still only get 8^^. does that mean i'm as good as u?? (yeah right)
well, i guess i better start getting back on bnet so i can play aside with Spunk |
| #53 Horny_Idiot[41032] |
| 1Cust78.tnt2.denver.co.da.uu.net |
Yah, Chinks w/ guns, it deserves a 10! Make that 11! Make that 12! etc. etc. ad nauseum
So... can I have the anime sites so I can do some... research for SC? |
| #54 Dausuul[41033] |
| moola.tcom.purdue.edu |
*LAUGH*
This report rules... I don't think I can add anything to the comments already posted, so I won't try. |
#55  [41034] |
| as530057.infocom.com |
Wow, 54<sup>th</sup> comment. How cool am I? (Probably be 60th by the time I post this.
Well, it was pretty funny that he attacked your carriers twice with lurkers. I've played quite a few newbies on BGH though so this comes as no surprise to me.
Fox, I remember when you asked for my "permission" to use this idea. It turned out well. Unfortunately, we don't get to appreciate the true hilarity of the situation because:
1) You didn't get accused of hacking.
2) The anime pics pretty much ended up being the bulk of the report.
I don't think I could look at myself in the mirror in the morning if I gave a battlereport that was really nothing more than a anime chick collage higher than a 7. The only reason I give it a 7 is because of the absurdness of the report itself. Attacking 2 BGH newbies with 57 carriers and 2 Arbiters <i>is</i> pretty damn funny.
So anyway, I can tell from reading the comments that I will most likely be ostrocized from the community for giving this report a 7, but I stand by it because, as a battlereport, I think that's what it truly deserves.
Dref
P.S. I have to admit Nobody, You <i>did</i> do a pretty good job picking out the cream of the crop as far as the anime chicks are concerned... :-) |
| #56 .......[41035] |
| proxy.netsetter.org |
| Wow! |
| #57 Fox^1[41036] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Drefsab: attacking newbies with 57 carriers and listening to there reaction is even better than the actual attack.
Fox^1
A 7? =[ Alright =[ |
| #58 Dr.Zchivago[41039] |
| proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com |
Heh, now I know who the biggest Anime pervert on the net is! ROFLMAO<i>!!!</i>
Keep kicking ass.
-Dr.Z |
| #59 ChinksWithGuns[41040] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
Okay, an 8 maybe, BUT A SEVEN? All i gotta say is... Burn In Hell Dref. BURN. Maybe you're just not horny... but for hating anime chicks, you at least gotta eat shit and die. Thats right, Eat Shit And Die.
-ChinksWithGuns
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| #60 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[41041] |
| port-3-29-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">This owned. Huk. Honestly, I wish I had imaging skills to do stuff like that lol. But hey, I could still just find the pics..even if I can't be gosu and tilt them all diagonally. Anyway, this is great. I'm going to shamelessly copy your style. ^^
Satan wuvs u all. Except Dref. :( |
| #61 ::nobody::[41042] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Dref: dont worry man i dont even look at the ratings anymore :D As long as i have fun and the mojority of people get a kick out of the report, im cool with it.
Twip: I think that EVERYONE should be FORCED to do a copy of this BR :D. We could have an anime chick BR contest LOL (no nudies tho, i dun wanna get in trouble ;P)
Chinks: hehe thanks for the support, but its ok, Dref doesn't heed to die for hating anime chicks...maybe suffer, but not die. hehe j/k Dref owns :D
Dr.Z: i am NOT a "pervert"...i prefer "sexually directed in my actions"
Everyone else: THANKS, YOU ALL OWN!!!!!!
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #62 some random non-bw player[41043] |
| spider-ti082.proxy.aol.com |
Forget the reports! Make more anime chick collages! Heh, that was some shameless erotocomedy(new word?). Now everybody will be doing copies of this report. I can see it now: "Anime Chicks Vs The World"
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| #63 random non-bw player[41044] |
| spider-ti082.proxy.aol.com |
p.s. mind if I make a report just like it?
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| #64 +AnathemA+[41045] |
| PHN2A020-0071.splitrock.net |
| holy shit man, look who's the popular br-er... because i took the time out to actually visit this damned site and load all those pics there was no way in hell i'm reading 60+ comments. i'm sure i'm being repetitive, but you're badass, i love you nob. |
#65  [41049] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| Nice report dude. Nice.. um pics.. heh |
| #66 Fractal_Wave[41051] |
| 24.67.140.248.bc.wave.home.com |
Shameful.
I loved the report nobody...but for the report, not the pics
(& I'm actually not being self rightious here...have seen some of the darker side of anime, the girls just....scare me, although I still love the art style.)
You're a good enough writer that you don't need to resort to silly gimmicks. (was funny though;)
Keep 'em coming
PLUR
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #67 Optimus_Knight[41057] |
| 169.237.41.40 |
::nobody:: where did u find all those wonderful pictures?...haha
Hey, it looks nice. Keep on rolling with those anime...
Good Hunting..
[+]Optimus |
| #68 Limp_Bizkit666[41058] |
| nas-25-229.la.navipath.net |
nobody?
i'm a pervert.
please send all your stashed anime-porn to my e-mail...
tryingtotakeovertheworld@hotmail.com
i'd appreciate it....then icould TRULY RULE THE WORLD by posting every week a few of your pictures, be conducted to HOF, be known as "God" in SC, win some ..uh.. touneys, THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
HAHAHAHAH
YEAH!
anyways, my dream just popped when my dog humped my leg.
byeya
p.s-the picture thing, and me being pervert is all true tho...not a dream..hehehe |
#69  [41062] |
| we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net |
| Actually It woulda been better if you had made BC's for him to MC. Just my opinion but 100 BC would own. |
| #70 me[41064] |
| proxyc1-e6b.cyberway.com.sg |
| keke nice... |
| #71 SiegeTank[41065] |
| 145.44.70.125 |
which brings me to the question...
How the hell am I supposed to "save as" all those..err... carrier pictures... while I am at school with another 20 ppl around? :)
You shouldhave looked at those guys around here... all trying to look-not-too-interested :) LOL
OWNAGE!
(Maybe BR.com could make a special section for Final Fantasy Battlereports... It would overpower the SC BR section... ) =) |
| #72 [41066] |
| 1Cust77.tnt1.richmond.in.da.uu.net |
heh, I never said I hated anime pics... I do find it slightly disturbing that everyone is getting woodies over cartoon chicks... hmmm
Dref |
| #73 <font color="RED"><S>Khorne</font></s>[41069] |
| 198.174.18.82 |
| I had to read this at school huk huk huk ^^ |
| #74 BW-sux[41071] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
Pics don't load here at my school.
Now to comment on comments.
::nobody::, you and Jamellan should make an ownage BR.
Dref, I guess you listened to me. :(
Also, I will be doing my first BR (finally), so be ready for that. It will look good.
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| #75 BW-sux[41072] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
| Just to tell you, there will be no anime hotties in it. However, most editing will be done in ms paint. |
| #76 angrysalad[41075] |
| NAT.dacc.cc.il.us |
| hmmm, fun report and nice chicks and fluff, but reading it in the library was slightly awkward.... |
#77  [41076] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| There. I gave it a 1, a 10, and a 7. |
| #78 Elendale[41091] |
| 205-213-43-179.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
ROFL! .Praetor giving this report a 1, 10, and 7... now we can wonder what <i>sections</i> of the report he rated at once...
-Elendale (BTW, S&S OWNS!!!!! Tho this wasn't really S&S... MORE MORE! Gimme!) |
| #79 Elendale[41092] |
| 205-213-43-179.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
Ack! I was wondering what sections of the report got rated at 1, 10, and 7... my typo skills have truly improved!
-Elendale |
| #80 necrosausage![41094] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
| great praetor... now i cant give it my 9 =[ |
| #81 p|-|3arm3[41096] |
| r-177.106.alltel.net |
Why do all anime chicks have f***ed up hair color?
And you sould've found a terran opponent and have him MC then SCV, and start sending you tons of BCs for you to MC 8)
Imagine him hitting w/ 100 carriers and you attacking from the other side w/ 100 BCs 8) |
| #82 Limp_Bizkit666[41097] |
| cerebus.smc.edu |
OMG, my comps suckkk,,,,
anyways...
i think preator gave it a "1" for the annoying text that was distracting him from the pictures..
he gave it a "10" for the WONDERFUL_DRAWINGS_DRAWN_BY_SOME_PERVERTED_JAPANESE_FREAK_WITH_HAIR_ON_the _palm_of_his_HANDDDD_WHICH_MAKES_ALLL_MALE_HOORRRRNNNYYYY!!!!!!
and a "7" for the objects which king-lewis desparetly want to insert up his ass: carriers...
hehehehe
anyways,
byeya
p.s-I wanna be SSSSSS FILES!!! i could be "Slimp_Shady"....=] |
| #83 Krebster[41109] |
| spider-wj071.proxy.aol.com |
| haha rofl nobody kicks ass |
| #84 ::nobody::[41110] |
| 207.137.79.85 |
doh! it aint gold no more!~
hehe oh well =P
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #85 Syndrome Zed[41113] |
| wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu |
ROFLMAO! The report was just too funny, although like someone (Dref maybe?) said it was a shame they didn't accuse you of hacking. That would've been icing on the cake :).
As for the youngsters with the excessively large tools, it is a "proven scientific fact" that there is an inverse relationship between the size of one's member and the size he claims it to be (Pop Psychology Magazine, Issue 5, pages 1-10).
As for the anime, well, good examples of the art but I gotta go with Dref on this one - anime chicks don't do much for me. Especially the really weird Overfiend-type things with women getting F%&ed by demon tentacles and giant bugs and whatever. I prefer my pornography the traditional style - live women with large, fake breasts, well-trimmed you-know-whats, and the vocal stylings of an opera singer (actually, I don't even go for fake breasts, but it sounds better that way ;) ).
I sometimes just have to wonder, not about the guys that get off on Demon-sex, but the truly deranged individuals who think it up in the first place :).
Excellent report! At least BGH is good for humor! |
| #86 RaDk-page[41120] |
| PPPa11-ResaleCenterLineB1-2R7233.saturn.bbn.com |
| for the person who gave this report a 1 i have one thing to say. YOU GO TO HELL!! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!! |
| #87 <FONT COLOR=FF0000>RS.anime(RS)</FONT>[41133] |
| sfe-nm6-114.ix.netcom.com |
Ugggg, i hate it when people see anime and they automaticly think, Tentacles rape, demon sex, Extream amounts of sex. Anime is not porn cartoon.
Speaking of cartoons, that's anouther misconception, just because it's Animated doesn't mean it's a cartoon, Unfourtenly this error has been magnafied by Cartoon Network showing anime. Also a great deal of people regard anime as stupid, because the've only seen some badly dubed crap and automaticly assume that anime is just for Hyper active kids, and is really stupid. All i have to say about that is sheer ignorance. |
| #88 wallabystein[41134] |
| cust76.tnt1.dial.vic1.uunet.ca |
| Man, yo break a dim sack. Nob, I never knew you were a pervert.. geez, man. Catch ye later, I gotta tell you about my latest little slightly BR-related project mwuhahahahahahaha |
| #89 This report is good[41151] |
| d33.as20.dytn.oh.voyager.net |
| But you people are psycho. God. The anime chicks are hot, but ?!. Go fool around with your girlfriends (?) and 12 inch tools. |
| #90 Limp_Bizkit666[41154] |
| cerebus.smc.edu |
HAHAHA, COMMENT #90 IS MINE!!!
so will comment #100!!!
hehehehe
anyways, i'll go fool around with "this report is good"'s mom, and my 13, not 12 inch tool....
i measured it with a defective ruler..therefore I"M RIGHT!!!!
hehe
anyways,
byeya
p.s-who thinks i have a life?? |
| #91 MyPantsDrop[41172] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
| 91!! |
| #92 ::somebody::[41173] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
| 92~~!! |
| #93 Wallabystain[41174] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
| 93~~~! |
| #94 Love-The-Feared[41175] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
| 94~~~~! |
| #95 Firstgay-X17[41176] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
| 95~~~~~! |
| #96 AcronymSu-X[41178] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
| 96~~~~~~! |
| #97 +AnIdiotA+[41179] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
| 97~~~~~~~! |
| #98 Limp_the_Newt[41180] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
| 98~~~~~~~~! |
| #99 Space-Bar[41181] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
| 99~~~~~~~~~! |
| #100 Limp_Bizkit666[41182] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
OMG, how da hell did i get comment #100???
wow!!
some nice people posted so much, i got NUMBER 100!!!
WHEEEEE!!!
i hope nobody becomes as succesful as this, where he gets 100 comments everyreport, and write 100+ reports, all with ANIME!!!!
hehe, that's 100000 comments, yall!!!
byeya
p.s-it wasn't me... |
| #101 Dalmations[41185] |
| aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU |
| Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck. I funny you no? |
| #102 Dalmations[41189] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
i'm a sequel...
hehe
byeya |
| #103 Dalmations[41200] |
| aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU |
| I'm the movie that wont be made cause the sequal will suck ass! |
| #104 =Homicide[41201] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
in cops... for reals..
byeya
p.s-or, it could be Dalmations: Episode 4, the new beginning, skipping the part three that would suck,,,
hehe |
| #105 Jamellan[41205] |
| aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU |
| That's true. If part one of a series of movies sucks, go straight to episode 4 :) |
| #106 Limp_Bizkit666[41207] |
| 206.117.45.176 |
hey, star wars STARTED at 4..
so it's all good...
heheheh
byeya
p.s-Episode 1 rocked ASSS!!!
especially the last 15 minutes.. the battle scene is truly unforgettable...
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| #107 [41259] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| let's talk about more useless stuff here. |
| #108 Limp_Bizkit666[41264] |
| cerebus.smc.edu |
uh, more usless stuff???
how about my tool????
it never gets used anymore....
hehehe
jk..
that is used more often than BOB saying "GAY!"
byeya
p.s-i'm dope
13 inch, 13 ich!!!! |
| #109 judgepag[41284] |
| interlock.lexmark.com |
| siegetank - Turn graphics off, reload the page, then right click on the broken links and click "save as" or whatever. |
| #110 Limp_Bizkit666[41351] |
| PPPa51-ResaleLosAngelesMetro3-3R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
I HAVE COMMENT # 90, 100, and now 110..
omg, i'm the god of ten's digit...
YEAH!!!
heheeheeheh
byeya
p.s-i love you |
| #111 [41355] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
but I got comment #111
I own your soul. =)
lalalala let's just give nobody more non-sense comments so he will have 1/2 of the comment # record. (268 EXCLUDING SPAM I believe) |
| #112 Jigger[41590] |
| PPPa78-ResalePrincetonB1-4R7307.saturn.bbn.com |
damn limp ur a horny bum!!!!
rofl jk me too send me them too nobody!
asnsensation@hotmail.com |
| #113 -coca-myster-[41620] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU |
| #114 Novadistortion[42124] |
| ea178.ips.PaulBunyan.net |
Damn im goona have dreams tonight...
ps. where did you get those pics? |
| #115 xero[43624] |
| 209.127.79.123 |
| im so stupid |
| #116 Heartcutter[43926] |
| 216.32.176.93 |
Ok,
I was way impressed. Very cool. Very, very cool.
-HC |
| #117 Oddsod[44740] |
| vcta06m01-15.bctel.ca |
| Dank nuggs. Anime oanz |
| #118 Lockheart[45089] |
| pm451-20.dialip.mich.net |
| No one has ever had such pure evil battle reports as you can |
| #119 Lockheart[45090] |
| pm451-20.dialip.mich.net |
I meant you've had
=) |
| #120 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[46927] |
| dialups-122.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| <font color="blue">nice. u own all. and wered u got the chicks? i also have done some searching and all i found was the "bad"*cough**good*cough* heh </font> |
| #121 Wisest~Yoda~[51373] |
| pm3-1-168.boscobel.mwt.net |
| last |
| #122 Dark-Berzerker[52673] |
| d2-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net |
| no, i'm last |
| #123 Ha![53074] |
| putc2218096.cts.com |
Despite the fact that not a soul will probably ever read this again, I am last!
everyone has just been owned, thank you |
| #124 ::nobody::[53130] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Im last chobos...its my report :)
Ciao!
Nobo |
| #125 BackStabingLiar[53136] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
just to make u come back again, ima be last for now.
peace |
| #126 BW-sux[56133] |
| spider-we012.proxy.aol.com |
Hmm... ::nobody::'s style is now anime chicks!
HAHA
BW-sux |
| #127 Snork~Dimmy[59512] |
| async50-per2-isp-1.nas.one.net.au |
Using those anime chicks to get ratings is incredibly low, but highly effective.
The game was filled with fun and amusement, good old BGH pubby 2v2's, bah enough of the game, the anime chicks were damn nice!!
A 10 just doesn't seem a great enough rating for this, stuff it a 10 will do!!
I'm last BTW...
bye,
Snork~Dimmy |
| #128 ::nobody::[61956] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
still last :O
ciao!
Nobo |
| #129 OrcManiac[63714] |
| intsfc153.mrq.gouv.qc.ca |
| not anymore baby :O |
| #130 JawaAvenger[64134] |
| d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net |
| Last!(?) |
| #131 ::nobody::[64485] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
last owns you :D
ciao!
Nobo |
| #132 Kulilin102[64566] |
| host-209-214-193-208.mem.bellsouth.net |
Whoa that report owns ;)
I look forward to the sequel!!!
Oh, and BTW, who won again?
"If you don't fight me the pile of coupses will continue to grow larger!!!"
Kulilin102
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| #133 Kulilin102[64567] |
| host-209-214-193-208.mem.bellsouth.net |
| Oh, and last owns!!! |
| #134 ::nobody::[64571] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
i must be last! :D
ciao!
Nobo |
| #135 mikeman[65735] |
| PPPa39-ResaleNewark1-5R7301.saturn.bbn.com |
cheesy
i ate a donut. =] |
| #136 mikeman[65736] |
| PPPa39-ResaleNewark1-5R7301.saturn.bbn.com |
all you horny guys asking for the anime pics are nasty little perverts. Cheesy br.
i ate a donut. =] |
| #137 [65738] |
| PPPa39-ResaleNewark1-5R7301.saturn.bbn.com |
i ate a donut
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-actually i didn't actually eat that many donuts, but i don't really give. i'm last again/
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| #138 ::nobody::[66761] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
paffy!
that means, once again, i am last.
ciao!
Nobo |
| #139 Zumbooruk[67328] |
| AKCF1.xtra.co.nz |
| <font color = "black">I own you. Last</font> |
| #140 Scarab[67919] |
| ACA4BDBF.ipt.aol.com |
| l ast |
| #141 ::nobody::[68058] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
keke
last again :D
ciao!
Nobo |
| #142 WarGod[68201] |
| cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com |
holy crap i love those pice god GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!!! and you could go for some nude also just a suggetion
P.S. im last dangit! |
| #143 [68808] |
| 63.95.219.133 |
| Just reread this puppy. Gosu. 4 oct 00. |
| #144 ::nobody::[69117] |
| spider-tr051.proxy.aol.com |
| Fuck you mark |
| #145 ::nobody::[69793] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
that above is an impersonator :(
good lord mr. impersonator, if you're going to use my name, try to bring my style along with it! thx gw.
ciao!
Nobo
p.s. last
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#146  [69813] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-1117.look.ca |
| thats wierd, only 1 of all those pics would load for me:( |
| #147 ::nobody::[70056] |
| spider-wo013.proxy.aol.com |
| heh, i know i deleted all of em except i must have forgot that one...AND FUCK U T_MAC!! |
| #148 Eradicate~Me[70114] |
| spider-tr054.proxy.aol.com |
| last!! |
| #149 ::nobody::[70180] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
Sigh i dunno what is up with the pics
ill try reuploading them.
ciao!
Nobo |
| #150 ::nobody::[70181] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
Oh yea, 147 is an impersonator too :/
ciao!
Nobo |
| #151 Eradicate~Me[70977] |
| spider-wo052.proxy.aol.com |
| i want to see the chicks! me likey! |
| #152 lalaland[71048] |
| cm-24-25-152-141.nycap.rr.com |
| umm... all the pics are broken links... |
| #153 oneperson[75317] |
| user63-147-37-93.airswitch.net |
| last ;) all the links are broken... |
| #154 DivvyO[83415] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
| Not last. And the pics are back up. |
| #155 TheRubberDucky[83569] |
| crtntx1-ar3-097-196.dsl.gtei.net |
| wtf i never commented on this |
| #156 ::nobody::[84047] |
| dt0f9n8d.san.rr.com |
hahah dux = own. :D
-n. |
| #157 hi[92471] |
| c408591-a.plstn1.sfba.home.com |
| last |
| #158 Maullar_Maullar[99379] |
| 209.185.23.103 |
| The pics don't seem to work. Actually, they don't seem to work for any of your BRs I've seen so far. |
| #159 Gwyn[114153] |
| ppp-3-179.5800-11.telinco.net |
| Keep cool |
| #160 IcE-Dark_Lord[120074] |
| 20.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca |
Why oh why am i doomed to suffer eternity with a 56k modem that wont even do 40k :(
this is one of the many reports i cannot enjoy because my modem and i are fighting. He started it. i think i would have liked it. :( now i stfu cuz my keyboard is drowning in tears of sadness that i cant see the awsome pics. :( |
| #161 IcE-Dark_Lord[120075] |
| 20.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca |
Im Last
moohoohahaha take that u comment whores
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| #162 jo mama[125241] |
| ip68-102-197-85.ks.ok.cox.net |
quit smokin crack
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| #163 jimmy[128385] |
| 144.139.221.192 |
last....
the pics dont work now |
#164  [135267] |
| 57.80.136.6 |
| hi |
| #165 Corbalt[142777] |
| alb-24-195-32-173.nycap.rr.com |
| i wish the pics still worked T_T |
| #166 .Praetor[151208] |
| dhcp201.des.ucdavis.edu |
| Ducky owns. |
| #167 NOOOOOOO[152592] |
| adsl-63-204-248-180.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| the pics won't load for me -_- |
| #168 helen[153501] |
| 68.184.127.102 |
bull shit my boyfriends cock is 8 inches
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