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#1 Limp_Bizkit666[41146]
cerebus.smc.edu
FIRST COMMENT!!

now to read

heheh

p.s-i'm gay





#2 Limp_Bizkit666[41147]
cerebus.smc.edu
OMG, the freaking HTML didn't work!!

shit...

i do you put bgmusic and bgcolor??

i thought i did it right!!!

shit..

anyways,

comment

byeya

p.s-i'm REALLY bored..















#3 [41149]
1Cust190.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net
Did I invite you to the WGL thing?
#4 Limp_Bizkit666[41150]
cerebus.smc.edu
uh, i was just bored..

this is not my style of writing, nor the effort i put into something i care for...

i have a research paper due tomorrow, and i was stuck in front of my comp for last 4 hours...

i was really really in need to do something fun, so i took my 10 minute break to write this...

please don't judge me for this crap i have written....i just thought it was a funny one-sided game that i could waste my time on..

i didnt mean to waste other people's time too, but i guess that's how it turned out to be.

well, hope i can still qualify for the WGL thing....
if you wanna see my style of writing, wait for my next br..

i'm waiting on ::nobody:: to help me with graphics..

anyways,

byeya

p.s-if this sucked so bad, just tell me i'm gay. i'm sorry.. =[





#5 Fox^1[41152]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
Limpy your my hero

Fox^1
#6 Limp_Bizkit666[41153]
cerebus.smc.edu
wheee!!

fox likes it!!

if i was gay, i would tell Fox to go into a fetal position, and make him my sepository...(spelling???)

hehe

anyways,

byeya

p.s-does any of you know why my bgmusic and bgcolor didn't work??
#7 Fox^1[41155]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
Already in the fetal position. I am sleeping under my desk at work ;)

Fox^1
#8 Limp_Bizkit666[41157]
cerebus.smc.edu
oh yeah..

i forgot fox is working..hehe

wow..so much stuff you can do under a desk...

1. ask clinton
2. ask fox
3. ask me while i'm having a teacher-student conference with a hot teacher...
4. ask uh, uh, someone who spends all his life under a desk...like women..

hehehe

byeya

p.s-the preceding message is not the idea, nor sponsored by Limp_Bizkit. they are in sole menifestation of humor, and drama. thank you..

#9 Fox^1[41158]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
Please tell me your at work Limp? If not... why aren't you on BNET!!!!! I can't wait to get off so I can play a couple of rounds.

Fox^1 (Almost as bored as Limp)

#10 Mogalin[41166]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
*applause*
#11 Ashdate[41167]
nat202.209.mpoweredpc.net
Report due to hte next day or not, this is a piece of crud. I dont' care what excuses you have, there is nothing that couldn't have stopped you form delaying this report until you had time to make a good one.

And Limp Bizket suck. Just thought I'd say that :) Not to say you shoudl ahte them as well, but my friend was huge on them for a while, and all he played was their stupid CD and now I've heard them so many times I think I'd kill their lead singer if I ever saw them in public.

Goodnight everybody.
#12 Limp_Bizkit666[41168]
206.117.45.176
well, i'm not at work, but at school...

my spring break was last week, and i have not done SHIT for a whole week..

now, i have a report due tomorrow, and have been doing research since 11 o'clock....

i have a 7:00 class, and i'm really bored..


BTW, what kinda freaking name is Ashdate? you a big ass pokemon fan who wants to date Ash??i bet yer gay ass is all worn out by all yer friends humping you, you stupid ass f'ing GIMP!!!

DIE< DIE<DIEMDDIEDIDIEIDIIEIIDIEIEDIEII!!!

oh yeah, Limp Bizkit rules yer ass so hard!

they are THE hottest band now....

shiiieeettt..

their End of Days' soundtrack ruled, and their new Mission Impossible:2 's soundtrack ruled too!!

i can't wait till july to get their new album, Limp-dependence day!!!!

hehe

byeya

p.s-did i say ashdate is a fuckfaced donkey fucker? if now, then ashdate is a fuckfaced donky-fucking cock-master~!!!
#13 probe[41190]
242849hfc44.tampabay.rr.com
damn, if i woulda posted this, mark would've banned me

ban bizkit, he's such a fucking immature dipwack
#14 Limp_Bizkit666[41191]
206.117.45.176
OMG,the gimp has spoken...

hey, 13 year old gay ass?

stfu and die, shitty ass foo!!

byeya

p.s-i love you , mark!!
#15 Fox^1[41193]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Hey Limp let's order some pizza then spam the site some more with our boredom :D

Fox^1
#16 Limp_Bizkit666[41195]
206.117.45.176
we could order a spam pizza!!

hehe

byeya

p.s-i live here, but y are you here so long???
#17 Fox^1[41197]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
I work swings for Compaq computers. 3-11 So while I am here fixing peoples computers and solving network issues, I get to spam up BR.com :D

Fox^1
#18 {EkT}~Unibrow[41203]
KRLDA010-0499.splitrock.net
Oh my goodness. This is the most profoundly brilliant critique of our way of life that I have seen in my entire life. The use of your homosexuality in contrast with the stark, brutal reality of the game of Starcraft is truly an inspiration to all of us homosexuals, as well as heterosexuals everywhere. I want to thank and commend you for this beutifully honest, simple-yet-sophisticated commentary on how humanity has changed since Blizzard was formed.

Somebody award that guy a Pullitzer!!!
#19 Limp_Bizkit666[41204]
206.117.45.176
Hell yeah!

if i get a pulitzer for this, it would be my second from my stories!!

WHEEEE!!

but, non of these compare to my nobel-peace prize i got for not being gay and violent =[

hehehe

byeya

p.s-who said i wasn't violent??
#20 S!aVe[41210]
pray8.uwsp.edu
well by your account you basically won that game by yourself ;[ well .. i helped a bit if I remember ..
yeahyeayea expand bitch... that's my middle name nice BR it's Cr@zY .. but u can't complain we won both the games we played against those 2 FrIGGIN" HUKS bizzOs gg
yeaeaea when i start writting BR i'm gonna start them off with a bottle of gin too hehe ;)))
#21 Limp_Bizkit666[41214]
PPPa28-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com
hehehe, i didn't say i won it by myself....you even took a nuke for me, remember?

hhe

anyways, byeye

p.s-if i was nuked, i would habe been f'ed...ohwell.
#22 SiegeTank[41215]
145.44.70.103
Err... yeah whatever. Why do I even care to visit this place with all them whack people around?

*voice: because you ARE a wack person*

Ah, I forgot. :P

C Ya around :P
#23 [41218]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
you're one crazy foO
#24 AdmiralPlinko[41232]
clarc-dhcp-147.cc.rochester.edu
Er....
#25 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[41234]
gateway.ncdsb.com
<blink> <h1> <font color=pink>

<FONT SIZE="9">OMG GOSU! WOW! AWESOME! OMG! OMFG! WOWOWEEEEEE!</FONT>

I NEARLY CRIED WITH AWE.

I PUT THIS IN PINK BLINK (oooh, rhyme ) TO LET YOU KNOW HOW GAY THIS WAS.

BUT, IF THAT'S YOUR TASTE . . . GOOOSUU! GOSU! WOOOOOO!

omg!
#26 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[41235]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Oops, forgot, purple is the gay color. O well, Tmac will have to life with pink.
#27 probe[41242]
242849hfc44.tampabay.rr.com
<font color=deeppink>deeppink</font> is this color
#28 Limp_Bizkit666[41249]
cerebus.smc.edu
probe's still gay...

hehe

GO DAG!!!

<marquee>DAG RULES ASS!!! SOMETIMES!!!! hehe</marquee>

anyways,

4.5 not bad....

byeya

p.s-4.5?????
#29 p|-|3arm3[41298]
r-174.149.alltel.net
Who the hell gave this a higher rating than my story reports!?! BAH!
#30 Fox^1[41303]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
BLALALA I love spamming bad reports, cause no one cares. Actually I think that limp is LHAO because it has 30 comments. Actually I'm LMAO about it too. =]

Fox^1
#31 FatBastard[41315]
98CECA16.ipt.aol.com
God Damn sexy,
y all!

Sis is se best report i have seen. Any oser gay writes shit and ads pictures to it... and yet nobody understand se shit the poor gay writes... but in Bizkits report i undersood what was going on in se battle, and it was freaking, moserfucking-funny too.

byebye
P.S.: Where is se fucking "th" key on se american Keyboard... pfff, Germany rulez!
#32 Limp_Bizkit666[41328]
PPPa65-ResaleLosAngelesMetro7-2R7089.saturn.bbn.com
OMG, is this a riot??

dude..

byeya, then p.s- = my IDEA!! hehe, it's patented...

oh yeah, if you want to see the "th" key, press alt-f4 while playing SC..then the keyboards will automatically rerrange themselves....

hehehehehe

anyways, DOPE!!

i'm lmao! cause i'm getting a 4.5, yet got 30+ comentes!!!

HEHEHEHE!!

i'm dope..

byeya

p.s-dude, there is the fucking "se" key in german keyboard.....pfff. America RULES!!! damn HOTHER!
#33 (jujube)[41830]
dialup-63.212.142.252.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
<marquee>I'M THE DOPEST!!! hehehe</marquee>
#34 (jujube)[41831]
dialup-63.212.142.252.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
<marquee>You deserve your 4.5</marquee>
#35 Limp_BIzkit666[49862]
206.117.45.191
OMG, wtf is JUJUBE??

oh well, i don't deserve a 4.5...

this deserved a 9..

hehhe

oh well..

byeya

p.s-MY WRITINGS RULE I SAID!!!!
#36 Limp_BIzkit666[49865]
204.140.185.225
hehe, i reread it, and this report still makes me laugh..

those "lalalla"s and "oh well"s is truly a knocker.

hehe

byeya

p.s-lalallal



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