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#1 :+:Maverick:+:[41523]
d212-151-143-70.swipnet.se
Weeee!
#2 ::nobody::[41524]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
OMG! i so slow! 2nd still owns!!!!
YAY!
ciao!
::nobody::


#3 [41525]
242835hfc102.tampabay.rr.com
FU MERLIN

im so sorry that i killed 4 hydras when your outmining him 5489936789306:1

O&@(*)FU

gay [hs]

[hs] is even gayer than a-x
and thats BAD


anyway, title pictures are gay











#4 [41526]
we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net
Dang I was rooting for Vegas

Little known fact :

For one game I was in HS because GX server had a team ladder and Merlin needed a partner.

Oh yeah this report is gosu. 9





#5 ::nobody::[41527]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
dood bob do you hate me? =P
titles own.
hehe
ciao!
::nobody::



#6 Microman[41528]
soul.iinet.net.au
Awesome br. Awesome game.
Microman
#7 [41529]
242835hfc102.tampabay.rr.com
nono, i have a deep hatred for title pics
#8 [41530]
242835hfc102.tampabay.rr.com
well, i suppose if ~cb~ did a title pic id be cool with it, but no one else!!!!!
#9 Baxter-O'Bixby[41531]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
That was pretty dang good.. I was rooting for Vegas since he was a) very ballsy with using SCVs offensively in the beginning and b) almost toasted later... but otherwise, a great report.

Here's a question for everyone: would you have killed Bob like that? I think I'd have killed his SCVs, and taken his CC down to red so he could fly it around in circles screaming. No offense Bob, but it'd be a fitting death. ;-)

#10 [HS]MERLIN[41533]
LAURA020-0584.splitrock.net
Twas a great game, it seemed like around 50 minutes long but u did cover everything. Great report, thats probably the 2nd or 3rd report ive ever read in its entirety, probably just cause im in it but there have been reports im in which i dont read :O

Anyways.. there were like 3 or 4 ppl watching the game from my house, all arguing about what I should do, it was very stressful to try and stay in the theory discussion about why mutas are betterthan guards.. why did i do that stupid thing.... then add to the fact that I see floating Command Centers all over my base for alot of the game owned by Bob_The_Newt, and Mark4(maybe offering a little more than emotional support!!! :O keke), anyways then i see like 4 or 5 hydras and 8 or so lings dead to Bob's scvs.. I thought he was just killin mah shit on purpose.. i dont know if him killin my shit was "by accident" or whatever but i just snapped and with everyone yelling "just kill him!!" i killed his junx.

then he spammed me for a while and he logged off b4 i got a chance to squelch.. eventually i got it though,anyways it was a great game and great report
#11 [41534]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
god damn I was supposed to comment earlier. gay ISP down for like half an hour =[

I ended up playing the single missions and then come back, boom it works again. =)

this is a gosu report except:
johnny didn't win
Bob got killed not by scourges
no mention of my name
merlin's whoring didn't work

hrm... yah, I'll come up with more later.

BGH bashing time!
#12 [HS]MERLIN[41535]
LAURA020-0584.splitrock.net
Twas a great game, it seemed like around 50 minutes long but u did cover everything. Great report, thats probably the 2nd or 3rd report ive ever read in its entirety, probably just cause im in it but there have been reports im in which i dont read :O

Anyways.. there were like 3 or 4 ppl watching the game from my house, all arguing about what I should do, it was very stressful to try and stay in the theory discussion about why mutas are betterthan guards.. why did i do that stupid thing.... then add to the fact that I see floating Command Centers all over my base for alot of the game owned by Bob_The_Newt, and Mark4(maybe offering a little more than emotional support!!! :O keke), anyways then i see like 4 or 5 hydras and 8 or so lings dead to Bob's scvs.. I thought he was just killin mah shit on purpose.. i dont know if him killin my shit was "by accident" or whatever but i just snapped and with everyone yelling "just kill him!!" i killed his junx.

then he spammed me for a while and he logged off b4 i got a chance to squelch.. eventually i got it though,anyways it was a great game and great report
#13 merlin[41537]
LAURA020-0584.splitrock.net
oops damn just hit refresh to see if anyone else posted... MY B
#14 {AOR}Jaguar[41540]
async33-per-isp-2.nas.one.net.au
this was the most Gosu report i have ever read and the game was awesome too, great work, keep it u, i look forward to keeping more of these awesome BR's


{AOR}Jaguar
#15 S Warrior[41542]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
*standing ovation*

man this was a great br!
and both players being so damn gosu
this really shows u how much dif there is between gosu players and chobos

*grabs a tissue*

but uhm
don't u think a couple of siegetanks spread around would change a thing?
Since Merlin went all hydras for some time
#16 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[41545]
port-1-47-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Confessor = wuss. I worked on my BR till 4:30am. ^^

Nice job tho.
#17 aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh[41546]
sdu215-76.ppp.algonet.se
it's called ultralisk cavern and defiler mound not ultralisk mound
DAMN YOU!!
#18 Psi_onic-Gore[41548]
207.239.12.200
Finally, a solid game worth reporting
#19 [MrFurious][41549]
bha1-s9.mtl.colba.net
The score is sooo close, is it possible that Vegas' cheese at the start is responsible for putting him a hair or so behind his opponent?

Oh well best Br in a long while...

Cheers,
MrFurious
#20 Sp|nE[41551]
207.239.12.200
nice job
#21 Tariq[41552]
198.168.49.221
bobo = bad manner nh scrub obs

mama mia 8(

Nice report too
#22 T_Mac[41553]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-634.look.ca
Bob sure is being a slut when he observes these days!
great report, gay zergs :(
#23 T_Mac[41554]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-634.look.ca
btw, whats cb stand for? wouldnt cD be celebrity deathmatch? :p
#24 [41555]
WCS3.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
Johnny was robbed! I think if he kept 3 SCVs back from the cheese he would have won. Anyway, he's still a damn great terran and my personla hero.
#25 Bane-The-Feared[41557]
acs00asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Really good report, I thought Terran had it won from the beginning :)
#26 Fox^1[41563]
208.49.204.63
(#*$&#$ What do you mean Confessor I didn't say a single thing. I made comments!!! I told Vegas to nuke merlin like 15 times, guess he didn't listen =[

Just was to busy laughing and shaking my head at the insane antics of Bob_the_newt and his circus of scv's and CC. This game rocked so hard, and Vegas had it if he brought less SCV and rallied more marines. Oh yah and if he nuked him like 15 times Merlin would have turbo conceded. But oh well.

Fox^1
#27 Tariq[41564]
ssdnbb.dawsoncollege.qc.ca
note: bob is gay I will fuckup any br that he knows he'll be in 8D
#28 .Griever.[41569]
94.ft-lauderdale-11-12rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
awesome report confessor! gj!
Keep em coming!

.Griever.
#29 Fractal_Wave[41576]
142.31.178.5
Have I mentioned lately that johnny's my god?

damn fine report confess

PLUR

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#30 [41578]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
That was an awesome report. After reading it, I have to bow down to Mark4's analysis of my gameplay and propensity to beat people like Johnny_Vegas... I can't win if I don't get cheese to work. Superior game play.

Oh, and CB refers to the original battlereporter himself, ~Cattlebruiser~
#31 Mediocritus[41581]
pm56-1-02.spectra.net
If only I were so gosu, I too would get Star Craft Cheerleaders.
#32 [41585]
12.29.113.1
That was a great report man. That game was tough. If I could have held onto at least 3 bases I might have won. That early attack with my SCV's really set me back. Hehe.

Most Zerg games that I lose go that way. Gaurdians before I have much air... Then Ultras near the end since I usually have no tanks.

Great game though merlin. I still wonder how the game would have went if I had not cheese rushed. Mark and I decided later that if I had brought 8 scvs instead of 12 I would have achieved the same effect, while not killing my economy back at home.

later

-JV
#33 [41591]
relay.atinc.com
This report took me back to the good old days of reporting last summer. Very well done, and it helped that the game was so close.
#34 Punck~[41593]
spider-tl022.proxy.aol.com
Good report Confessor =[
#35 NotMe[41596]
inh1ts17-qfe0.ims.bt.net
JV u are my hero. Ur early attack brought the terran warrior back in me. Ur defence left me wanting to be able to do the same. Ur demise was unfortunate and unlucky. A powering zerg is a bitch (which is why i like to be the zerg :) ). Fabulous BR. Great cast. Great action. I wondered until the end whether the good guy (jv) would win... ;-)
#36 D-HawK[41597]
209.128.34.1
mERLIN OWNS ALOT
#37 King-Lewis[41599]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
" The Matrix is the world that have been pulled over ur eyes to blind you from the truth .... "

" What truth ? "

" That this report deserve a 10 ! "
#38 [41600]
1Cust192.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
No Frenchy! The matrix is the powerfull shield the 342143124 science vessels cast over Vegas's 40 marines!
#39 Fox^1[41604]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Errr Mark you were short by ten. JV had 342143134... Seriously people it was like JV had hight templar and he was hallucinating his SV. It was crazy!!!

Fox^1
#40 fuck[41610]
ip75.toronto21.dialup.canada.psi.net
this fucking report is fucking shit get a fucking fuck-filled life. man, fucking is fucking more fucking useful than fucking writing this fucking report.
#41 TheDude[41619]
freenet-in4-p81.isholf.is
Nice report

P.S. My goal was to create the plainest comment ever seen ^^
#42 [HS]Merlin[41622]
nas-9-96.dc.navipath.net
im not trying to argue anything , lets just say i dont love comments from everyone saying would have would have...

i counted 9 scvs in that picture.. if you had brought 3 or 4 more i would have killed the marines and scvs with my lings, keeping my expansion... I had enough lings at my main to kill the marines and 3 scvs/6 but not any out of 9.. anyways like i said its no biggie.. gg though.. i'll play any time...
#43 NotDefault[41626]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Good
#44 [MrFurious][41648]
pega.globetrotter.net
Its good to know both Johnny and Mark agree with my assessment :)

Fuck, fucking is not necessarily more useful than this report. After all, look at that bit of fucking that brought you into the world...

Cheers,
MrFurious
#45 Dr.MaNNerals[41683]
1Cust252.tnt2.north-port.fl.da.uu.net
I thought the game was over when he took out his main and all? then you made some ending battle that was wayy overdo, the zerg must have just pulled out his units and let him live while he mass expanded or something... are we reporting games or reporting some sort of soap opera type deal? being funny is cool, but the game was gay...nothing about build order or anything worthwhile. thx gw.
#46 angrysalad[41684]
dialc63.a-znet.com
hmmmmm, good game, but too bad you screwed your own economy like that Johnny. Report 46 is lame.
#47 T_Mac[41694]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-1172.look.ca
I'll assume hes banned now?
#48 Paradigm[41696]
1Cust78.tnt2.det3.da.uu.net
lol - I hope so =)

great BR =)! I was pulling for JV 8(.... Nothing wrong with a little theory though, Merlin.... He may have been able to micro out of your zergling attack, who knows. And so on....
#49 [41750]
I win a lot of games after losing my main. Especially vs Zerg, when all you need is a horde of M&M's and some Science Vessels. When your main is getting destroyed you flee all the peons you can, and rebuild as much as you can and fight it out.

But yeah after my main was dead, I basically had a 5% chance of winning... But it was fun trying!
#50 Total[41760]
sy-ce-01.free.net.au
I would of killed bob ages b4 you did.
I think you showed quite good restraint.
I cant stand observers who Fuck around .. Specially in a tight game.
#51 Mr. Merf[42011]
PPPa3-ResaleMinneapolis3-3R7232.saturn.bbn.com
Damn!!! (Pronounced : DAI - EM) Quite the game and quite the report. As far as Bob's antics are concerned: I think his demise was appropriate. I certainly wouldn't have done anything different...

Oh, yeah, question. How long did the game actually last? I think that little piece of info deserves a place in every display of stats that BR authors put up.

BR authors, take note.
#52 [HS]Merlin[42088]
LAURA030-1446.splitrock.net
think it lasted like 50+ minutes, just from the mineral score that seems to be it



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