| #1 Dialtone_[41627] |
| athe530-p014.otenet.gr |
| Yes yes,you know it,i'm dead sexy and i always get comment #1 &-) |
| #2 Protophobic[41628] |
| pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu |
Bonus points should be awarded for not once using the following words:
gosu, chobo, gay, owned, raped, turbochobo, huk. |
| #3 Jamellan[41633] |
| aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU |
| I agree with Proto. Those words are almost as overused as r&b |
| #4 Bane-The-Feared[41634] |
| 205.152.18.11 |
| Good report Proto. You did a good job following the action, but I can't believe the Terran won hehe. Obviously the dancing cow was the best part though... |
| #5 Raptor[41635] |
| 216.72.117.69 |
WOW! Quite a report, and as you said, the tides of war kept turning throughout the game. I've always wanted to see a battle of the races. It is quite interesting Terran won though, cuz most people regard them as weak and imbalanced in Broodwars. I'm pissed off that the Zerg was killed first... I'm a Zerg player, and I think Zerg could have won that battle had they not attacked the Protoss so much. If I were the Zerg, I'd take as many expansions as I could, completely swarm over with Hydras and Mutas, and then dominate. Too bad... It was an impressive game though. Terran was lucky with those battlecruisers, but I've got to say, 9.5/10 on your battle report man. GOOD JOB!!!
--Raptor-- |
| #6 CynicalMagician[41641] |
| proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com |
Funny you should say that terran winning is odd. IMHO, Terran hauls ass in long FFA's. BC's + repair when the resource crunch starts happening is what usually wins.
For those of you who are fans of race wars, here is a fun way to have a game:
1) Get at least 4, but ideally 6 people to join a game.
2) Everyone random.
3) Once in the game, treat as an FFA, but ally with those who are the same race as you.
4) Dont tell people your race, you have to scout and find them. When you find them, you ally.
5) It kicks ass, but sometimes results in lopsided games (ie: 1 toss, 2 terran, 3 zerg) |
| #7 BW-sux[41650] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
| I could say a few things about raptor, but I won't. Anyway the BR rocked (not owned). Terran winning = better BR. |
| #8 KaOs KongO[41659] |
| server.fintel.com.fj |
| Great report!! I must say that Im pretty impressed with how you manage to pick all the action. And with the impressing win of the Terran, you should get a 10/10 |
| #9 bongoloid[41668] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
Yep, great report! Also, bonus points for not using "kekeke" anywhere. How the f*ck is that supposed to be laughing anyway? If somebody laughed like that, I'd have to perform the "Hind-lick" maneuver to stop them from choking! Anyway, good job: 9!
Bongoloid
(P.S. I liked the reference to Sp|ne's gargantuan eyebrow.) |
| #10 Protophobic[41672] |
| pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu |
Thanks guys, but I am certain that this report will probably only get a single rating (from Dref) and will probably be moved out of the listing by absolutely shitty BR's within 24 hours, because this site is so ass-backwards.
In any case, this was an awesome game, and I only right a BR on about 10% of the games i obs.
Yeah your right, their were a lot or words as well as BR clichés i deliberatly avoided because I am just plain sick of them. I put a lot of effort into this and I just wish more than 9 people could take a look at the damn thing. |
| #11 Bane-The-Feared[41681] |
| acs00asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| Yeah, thanks Dref for being the most active rater :D |
| #12 Syndrome Zed[41690] |
| wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu |
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Great report! Very <font color=#FF0000>Gosu</font> report, not <font color=#ff0000>chobo</font> at all!
It was cool the way the players <font color=#FF0000>owned</font> and <font color=#FF0000>raped</font> each
other! <font color=#FF0000>Huk!</font>
But it was <font color=#FF0000>gay</font> not to use the word <font color=#FF0000>turbochobo</font> anywhere! <font color=#FF0000>kekeke!</font> Just kidding! (Gee, it's just like George Carlin's "7 words you can't say on TV" routine)
Seriously, though, very nice report, and I hope it gets read by the others! Nice combination of pics and text, and thank you for not shorting us on the text just because you had pictures. |
| #13 Syndrome Zed[41691] |
| wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu |
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Oh good, it worked. |
| #14 angrysalad[41695] |
| dialc63.a-znet.com |
| yay for terrans winning |
| #15 Core[41731] |
| cy662178-a.huntgtn1.wv.home.com |
Good writing. It's a lot better b/c Terran =)
Dref is the man for giving this report a 9! I would say "total ownage!", but... |
#16  [41735] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
I give it a 9-errooo too. It was a great report! I'm very pleased that the terran won. hehe I'm surprised no one took the 3 o clock base...
later
-JV |
| #17 Baxter-O'Bixby[41745] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| EXCELLENT game, and the BR did it justice! 9.6! |
| #18 -)Dr.Dre(-[41770] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
| Holy fuck talk about 99:1 jpeg compression. |
| #19 Krebster[41793] |
| spider-tm062.proxy.aol.com |
| is it so wrong to love a cow? |
| #20 -xdragon-[41802] |
| 209.67.161.34 |
Yes! hehee...
Anyway... good report. And true what Drefsab said, the ending was not descriptive enough as if you didn't like the way the terran won the game :P hehe... But it's still a good report. I'd give it a nine too :) |
| #21 ScreamStalker[41818] |
| 1Cust133.tnt4.daytona-beach.fl.da.uu.net |
| Is Cowabunga overused? Or radical. These words should be incorporated into the StarCraft society dont u think? |
| #22 DFA[41848] |
| spider-tf054.proxy.aol.com |
HA, " This doesn't look like Logan"
OMG, I lost my shit when i read that..Why you ask? That's MY Airport!!!!! Wheeeeee
Other than that, this was a well written and good report. Still baffled on how Toss lost that one..ack. Keep it up =)
DFA |
| #23 TaloN[41908] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
DANCING COW OWNZ YER BONEZ!!!!!!!
FRY MAH HIDE! |
#24  [41919] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
I'm flattered. Great report. Hey now, does this mean that Terran is 3 for 3 in this style of matchup? Uh oh.
WooHoo. Nice job.
-YRM- |
| #25 NotDefault[41939] |
| cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com |
Wow. That was a suprise ending. I started to get my doubts about how good this game was, as the Protoss Dragoons of Doom would obviously win the game, but then out of nowhere (well, a little island) comes the Battlecruisers, crushing the Protoss as crushed as crushed gets =).
NotDefault |
| #26 ProtectorofAiur[42004] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
OMG the best part of this BR was taking that guy's ascii
name and calling him "TheAss" |
| #27 Raging~Kozak[42178] |
| sclinet1.shell.ca |
Awesome report! You followed the action beautifully and gave screenshots to add to your text. I really enjoyed it and hope to see more soon.
RK |
| #28 Go|densca|e[42184] |
| citgo-bh.citgo.com |
Easily a 10 if the endgame (of those awesome BC's owning all) would have been described more in full. I'm sure it was the happy SV's matrixing that put them over the edge, but it's still amazing that a toss in that late a game didn't just "borrow" the bc's away with some DA. No excuse for that, but loving Terran as I do, YAY TOASTER!
And yes, it was quite refreshing reading a BR that was in English, and not in total jargon or slang :) KEEP IT UP!
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| #29 [GoA]~ToasTeR~[48684] |
| ppp011.57-253-207.hull.mt.videotron.net |
actually, it was more yamato that won me the game
I yamatoed the rap out of at least 40 dragoons.
and I used a ghost I salvage from my drop on zerg
to lockdown an arbitor before he recalled some troops on my island |
| #30 [GoA]~RaVeN~[48824] |
| modemcable154.207-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
Way to go toaster your my hero!!
Can I have bread please? |
| #31 EliteNotSoElite[52301] |
| cc416914-a.strhg1.mi.home.com |
| Man that was probably the best report I have ever read. That game was awsome. How could toss lose tho!~ Guess you had to be there. I learned alot from reading this one. I feel like playing a race wars now = ] |
| #32 TRY[120206] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
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Great report! Very <font color=#FF0000>Gosu</font>
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| #33 TRY[120207] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
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Great report! Very <font color=#FF0000>Gosu</font> report
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