| #1 Executor[44071] |
| cache3.ihug.co.nz |
| First! |
| #2 Deathbringer[44075] |
| 129.81.253.168 |
Bah. Kerrigan ownz. Nice report, a little too fluff heavy for my tastes, but to each his own.
If it doesn't get an 8 or 9, something is very wrong. :-) |
| #3 probe[44080] |
| dt121nf5.tampabay.rr.com |
southpark? where?
i didn't read any of the alt texts, maybe they are in there
anyway, this was fucking hilarious and an awesome report
9 ! |
| #4 DeezNutz[44082] |
| nas-37-124.chicago.navipath.net |
This was the best non-really famous BR writer report I've read in a long time. Was funny/interesting all the way through, I was really curious as to how it would end. You should do some observing- Your detail and SS's are great for a game you also had to play. I wonder how it's gonna be rated.. GJ!
-DeezNutz
PS Probe La Resistance = South Park movie
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| #5 Friendly~Fire[44088] |
| cc326114-b.hwrd1.md.home.com |
| <font color=yellow>Great job! That was good, keep it up! Oh yeah, about the mini-maps. Too much minimaps is better than none. </font> |
| #6 ::ProudNewbie::[44092] |
| proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
I'm just curious why no lurkers were involved in the game.. or was this vanilla sc?
lurkers > lings
- ::ProudNewbie:: |
| #7 Limp_Bizkit666[44094] |
| 206.117.45.208 |
wow, nice report..
hmmm... sppuuuuuzzzzzzzz...sounds familiar..
like, spunk, shandy, and spuuuuzzzzzz... no? =]
anyways, a nice game....
HUK!, zerg vs zerg = gay without ultras..
oh well...
byeya
p.s-this is definalty an 8... btw, why two part??? |
| #8 CynicalMagician[44114] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Smashing BR. Too bad about Billy.. I've had similar experiences... |
| #9 Fox^1[44120] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Zerg vs Zerg on big maps is always fun! Yah if you guys had ultras going it would own ;) j/k It was a great report!
Fox^1 |
| #10 Wraithfighter[44121] |
| mail.mx.brainstorm.net |
| I have BR 2 games. in one it was only words and i was actually playing, the other was part pics and I was watching. The latter got the better rating. Try observing the games. That way you see the entire battle. |
| #11 Forsaken~[TUW][44122] |
| c187114217.telekabel.chello.nl |
| there are things called lurkers...... they chew lings..... |
| #12 [44124] |
| PPPa83-ResaleNewYorkMetro13-1R7188.saturn.bbn.com |
| I don't think you can get lurkers in vanilla sc forsaken. |
| #13 Master-chef[44149] |
| ABD0C162.ipt.aol.com |
AWESOME REPORT!!! Tho the pix took forever to load and i prolly refresh at least 663454 times...it was worth it.
HILARIOUS and VERY good game
Chef |
| #14 MysteryMan[44153] |
| cable-120-49-237-24.anchorageak.net |
| Hehe, that was a good report. |
| #15 Baxter-O'Bixby[44155] |
| veronese.CS.Berkeley.EDU |
| This deserves an automatic 9 or higher for invention of the word "gosuchobomaltliquorhukhuknodisck?" The game didn't have quite enough thrills to make it a 10, imho, but I did like the background story and the jokes (Advice, though, get more of them because they wore thin about 2/3 of the way through). |
| #16 anal-banana[44156] |
| bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com |
I thought this was one of the best reports I've read in a long time. Battles were easy to follow, it was funny, the pics were good, good writing style.
I give you a golden banana for your effort!! |
#17  [44215] |
| we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net |
Damn I must be getting old or something. I just didnt get it. Frankly this may be a genius report, but sometimes shorter is better.
6 |
| #18 EvilBob[44229] |
| voodooftp.sigma-health.co.za |
| Dont worry whoop we all get old eventually. Really good report. I cant believe my report got the same rating? |
| #19 probe[44255] |
| dt121nb7.tampabay.rr.com |
| whoop, you gotta read the report bud. |
| #20 Spuzz[44266] |
| 198.183.227.2 |
Hmmm...
Thanks to all the feedback, guys. Like I said, the damn thing ended up being a lot longer than I though it would, but I tried to warn you in the title (wordy). If nothing more, I thought the actual game reporting would be enough to carry me, but I guess not. To clear up a few things:
Note this is actually my <i>fourth</i> BR...its my second one using HTML.
Limp B: Sorry, no relation! :)
Yes, this WAS Vanilla Starcraft. I considered having the "vanilla" in the report blink to make sure everyone saw it, but that just annoys people. I'll have to be more careful making that clear in the future.
About "gosuchobomaltliquorhukhuknodisck?"--I meant to stick a "gay" in there, but I forgot :P
To whomever made the remark in the first section regarding to my "hilarious" and "sidesplitting" comments: <i>That was the point.</i> I thought it would be humerous to mention that I always say the same thing despite the fact that its not funny; a joke at my own expense. Kind of a taste of irony, but I guess I didn't make that clear enough.
I'm interested in your reactions to my style of writing. Despite the long storyline present, I also wanted to provide some foreshadowing for suspense (such as describing my carelessness in checking the mineral only expansions, etc.), but at the same time I didn't want you to know who won until the end of the game. I also tried to communicate the frame of mind I had while playing the game (hence the precursor mini-reports) but that may have been lost in the side story.
At any rate, thank you all so much for the comments--they've all (mostly) been so positive and constructive!! :) Yes, I feel I got screwed rating-wise this time around, but I respect the system here and let's face it: this is a BattleReport website that has high standards, something I'm thankful for.
Spuzz |
| #21 Mogalin[44334] |
| co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com |
Spuzz whoop was an ass
If he doesn't even read the report why does he rate it
This is stellar stuff buddy :) |
| #22 DeezNutz[44352] |
| nas-37-124.chicago.navipath.net |
| This deserved a lot more than a 6.. |
| #23 Mogalin[44363] |
| co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com |
I just read over it again and this is hot diggity dog good
FU WHOOP |
| #24 kal'ahem[44454] |
| 193.14.33.23 |
really awesome report! I loved it when you personalized the zergling and the drone, lol!
this is definately worth a 9.9!! heh, is there such a number allowed for rating? =D
anyways keep writing these great and funny reports!
damn, I just loved those cute relations to southpark, wooho!! =D |
| #25 Spuzz[44546] |
| 198.183.227.2 |
| Heh, thanks guys. This may be my last BR for a while, maybe not. I'm not sure how much access I will have to StarCraft (or the internet) over the summer--so I guess I'll see you guys...when I see you! :) |
| #26 bongoloid[48514] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
Hey Spuzz,
I just read this report since you linked to it from your Hillbilly Protoss report in the future! This one is damn good as well. I'd give this one a 9! The rater who gave you a 5 and a 6 is a total moron, and should not be allowed to rate.
You have one of the smoothest writing styles of anyone who writes these reports. I trully enjoy reading everything that you post. Please do not stop.
Thanks,
bongoloid |
| #27 Cerebrates, Sorcerres`21[131085] |
| 203.168.17.25 |
Kerrigan is a Queen indeed! Oh! A Goddess! Do not forsaken!
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| #28 Me[152768] |
| user-5402.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk |
| A good read... Kept my attention! |
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