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#1 [45465]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
first!
#2 [45466]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
huk im sorry I was first =o
#3 [45467]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
you need paragrapghs!

CraZy

#4 BW-sux[45470]
spider-wa023.proxy.aol.com
Notice:

The enter key was pressed twice to create the blank line above this text.

#5 Blue~Devil[45472]
dialups-538.palmer.mtaonline.net
Cool Report. just remember that the report isnt always 1 long paragrapgh. =]
#6 Fox^1[45473]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
CraZy is my hero

Fox^1

#7 The Rock[45484]
210-55-178-161.dialup.xtra.co.nz
suck it down ppl
#8 Joo[45485]
sdn-ar-005mokcitP157.dialsprint.net
once again i must say... my eyes!... one... big... paragraph... eyes... hurt... AGH!
#9 Baxter-O'Bixby[45518]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Not even going to read this. I will, however, publish a valuable Keyboard Guide for you.

First chapter: FINDING THE MOTHERFUCKING ENTER KEY

Step 1: Locate your ass. Those of you who need this guide may require help at this time.
Step 2: Pull your finger out of it.
Step 3: Look in front of you at the thing you used to type the BR.
Step 4: Look at all the pretty letters.
Step 5: Now look to the right of them, for the big key with the bent arrow. It says "ENTER."
Step 6: Push it.
Step 7: Repeat as needed to add PARAGRAPHS to your BR.
Step 8: Smack yourself.
Step 9: Reinsert finger.

Wow, I'm really being a bitch tonight.













#10 Gob_DaBong[45540]
ns.wsd1.org
One paragraph rules! It like gives it an intense feel! INTENSE!!!!!!
It's so hardcore an awesome ONE ONE ONE ONE PARAGRAPH Ggaahahahghghgghhghaggagagga

My Smart Thoughts:If a bear and a gazelle were in race, the gazelle may be faster and have better endurance. But if they come to a lake, the bear can swim and the gazelle can't!

Aplly that to the first paragraph, DEEEEP eh?




#11 Goldenscale[45554]
citgo-bh.citgo.com
Gayweb sucks.

Go Terrans!



#12 Goldenscale[45555]
citgo-bh.citgo.com
Oh yeah, 5 rating. Not too bad on descriptions and such, just the one big paragraph really hurt your score. No pictures and such didn't help either, but you completed most sentences, so there is potential :)

#13 HarvKilljoy[45816]
s2118.seacove.net
Hiya folks, I'm BACK! I doubt that I'll be making the long-winded speech that I did last night in SpaceGhost's report on backstabbing, but hey...

Let's see if I get this right... pull finger out of ass... press ENTER key twice... re-insert finger...

NO NO NO... I forgot to (SMAK!!) myself... NOW I can re-insert finger...

But seriously, folks, here we have a 'Toss vs Terran matchup, ending in forty-something minutes... I cannot say much because I'm not familiar with this particular map, but hey, that a Terran lasts that long against a 'Toss, just goes to show ya, Terrans CAN be tough. Of course, I knew that already, seeing as to how I play Terrans exclusively.

Next on the agenda, finding out how to take those nice screen shots for future reference. There was something in here somewhere about using a graphics editing program, and all that jazz, html's and whatnot, don't know JACK! about those just yet, so perhaps I'll stick to verbal reporting when I finally take that step and make a report of my own.

GOD HELP US ALL!

HARV

P.S. Lemme know when you're interested in taking notes on a battle, or doing a report, eh? I'm usually online Saturday nights, at about 10:00 PM Central time, give me some tips, or come whoop my ass- masochistic as I am, I may enjoy it... Toodles
#14 {EkT}~Unibrow[45828]
KRLDA010-1000.splitrock.net
Jeezdon'tbesohardonthepoorguy.Readinga1paragraphBRmakesitso
muchmorefunandinteractive.It'slikeplayingagame,sincethe
writingitselfwasn'tverygood.Butremember,ifnoparagraphsiscoolinaBR,thennospacesinacommentmustbeevencooler!
#15 asdf[50375]
spc-isp-tor-58-23-526.sprint.ca
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#16 asdf[50376]
spc-isp-tor-58-23-526.sprint.ca
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