| #1 dislekcia[45868] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Doh, forgot to put the "Chapter 2" in the title... Oh well, that's what you get for posting it in a hurry I suppose.
The skatepark beckons! Adios.
-D |
| #2 BreeD[45870] |
| cache-cro-e3b.cableinet.net |
very kewl
no need for pics, the game made up for it |
| #3 Death_of_archon[45872] |
| 198.77.42.11 |
| Excellent game played by both sides. Although a few plagues and your cannons would've been pretty much done for by a few quick guardian shots in the last legs of the game. Still excellent report on a seemingly endless game. I give it a two thumbs up. |
| #4 Goldenscale[45873] |
| citgo-bh.citgo.com |
I agree, good game on both sides :) Lots of spells flyin back and forth usually make for an exciting game, and this was no exception :) Well written report, too.
7.9 (I just hate giving 8's to reports without those purty pictures :)
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| #5 Blue~Devil[45875] |
| fai-ce-2.ne.alaska.edu |
I love it!! It wasnt onesided and it had very cool writing(you didnt need the pics)!
Blue~Devil
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| #6 jeezumcrow[45878] |
| svwebw03.statestreet.com |
| nice very nice hehe, i just might go back to 1v1ing ole sc maps, having played styx in so long. Anyone remb gauntlet hehe? |
| #7 Cobra^[45885] |
| 207.35.49.41 |
ROFL!!!!!
Wow, that seemed like a great game on both sides
Great writing there btw, had me in stitches the whole time !! |
| #8 Gob_DaBong[45887] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
Yeah it twas an awesome 1v1! Very close indeed.
The skill level though is way beyonf mine as some of the micro was just plain instense with spells flinging everywhere....
GG! |
| #9 Baxter-O'Bixby[45904] |
| reshall-114-152.usfca.edu |
| STUNNING. Dis, your writing style is excellent, and your wit is as sharp as a warp blade. Even without pictures this is an easy gold. |
| #10 SqueakyMonkey[45905] |
| osh1-78e.twcny.rr.com |
| Wow...that was awesome. I can't think of anything else to say at the moment. Hrmm... |
| #11 {t4r}KronosIII[45907] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
I, being a advocate of no-pict reports (not for long...) hear by declare this BattleReport a...
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10!!!!! |
#12  [45935] |
| as530090.infocom.com |
All us SC vets remember Styx with great fondness... heh heh
Dis, that was very, very good. What an unbelievable game and you did an awesome job portraying it. I don't think you could have written it any better than you did.
A very enjoyable read. With writing like that, who needs pics? hehe
Since I now know that you can write like this, I expect to see <b>MORE</b> reports from you... :-) An easy 9...
Cheers,
Dref
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| #13 Limp_Bizkit666[45945] |
| whv-ca3a-220.rasserver.net |
wwowoowowowow
damn
the old dislec's reports were wierd as hell, but this one is dope..
wow, a 9?? DOPE!!!
heheheheheeheheh
damn, hope i could up this one and maybe get a 10!
byeya
p.s-HUK! |
#14  [45959] |
| we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net |
| Quite good. Almost lost me at the beginning (there is a point where humor becomes stupid) however I'm glad I kept reading. 9 |
| #15 =CorpsE=[45964] |
| craw-cas2-cs-42.dial.bright.net |
| You made the whole thing up.That fight didnt really happen as there are no pictures to prove it. |
| #16 Binjured[45972] |
| 1Cust58.tnt2.sylvania.oh.da.uu.net |
i felt i needed to comment on this because of the shear kick-assness of the writing :P keep up the good work and ill find the address of this "=CorpsE=" guy and u can break his legs
l8er |
| #17 probe[45977] |
| 242849hfc133.tampabay.rr.com |
lol binjured:)
"and you can break his legs"
hehehehehe |
| #18 probe[45978] |
| 242849hfc133.tampabay.rr.com |
ahhh err archons are melee, they fire full damage under swarm, as WELL as splash
your info on the last battle was a little iffy :) |
| #19 probe[45979] |
| 242849hfc133.tampabay.rr.com |
| still awesome report though, 9 |
| #20 bloodcry[45981] |
| host213-1-18-28.host.btclick.com |
| excellent. nuff said. |
| #21 [WP]BlacKnight[45984] |
| 134.240.54.43 |
Awesome, another great example of how good a no-pic report can be.
Keep up the good work.
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| #22 PeonSanders[46014] |
| cm-24-25-141-199.nycap.rr.com |
| Archons ARE NOT melee, they have a slightly ranged attack. I think its a range of 3. |
| #23 PeonSanders[46016] |
| cm-24-25-141-199.nycap.rr.com |
| Archons ARE NOT melee, they have a slightly ranged attack. I think its a range of 3. |
| #24 PeonSanders[46017] |
| cm-24-25-141-199.nycap.rr.com |
That wasnt intentional... but im sure JV will delete it so I wouldnt worry about it :(
I think when people do pic reports the writing is built around the pics rather than vica versa as it should be. |
| #25 PeonSanders[46020] |
| cm-24-25-141-199.nycap.rr.com |
Its a range of 2 - grrr...
At any rate I cant wait to see more of these reports. You will be hard pressed to find as good a game, but nevertheless I'd read them. |
| #26 [46029] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Peon, quit spamming... :P
Whatcha gonna do when the comment deleter comes for you?
hehe,
Dref |
| #27 .PapaSmurf.[46045] |
| dd2036.quicknet.nl |
Great humor and I love all the tactics described, you don't see that very often. Usually it's just whoever masses most, but this time that's definitely not the case.
Hope to see more of you,
.PapaSmurf. |
| #28 Kaffir[46054] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
| What a crap report. This is a waste of time. Please die. |
| #29 PeonSanders[46089] |
| cm-24-25-141-199.nycap.rr.com |
Kaffir is pissed because he cant read and so its tough for him to conceptualize what happened in the game with no pictures...
This report was great. |
| #30 dislekcia[46175] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Wow, thanks guys.
Whoop: Yeah, I reckon I waffle on a bit too much in the beginning. I need to find a quicker way of getting straight into the battle.
Corpse: Nope, anything I'd have made up would have been way more boring to play than this...
Kaffir: Exactly where in SA are you from? ;)
Arrr, first person battle reports. Fun fun fun. Now to remember to clean out my screenshots...
-D |
| #31 Stellar[46306] |
| proxy.sjc.netsetter.org |
yeah well i died heheh good br dis i rem game how can i forget,only managed to fit in 1 more game that night.Next time ill try to play like the old proverb says "thine should use all thine 3500 gas during game"i forgot the author sorry :)And your day will come you gay archon user :)
oh yes fore i forget thanks for making me look like half decent zerg player (not!!!:)dont respond to this ok rather play sc some more like me:) bunch of bored ppl:) |
| #32 Paradigm[46369] |
| 1Cust73.tnt3.det3.da.uu.net |
whee! Great report - like the humor =). wicked nice.
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| #33 dislekcia[46390] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Hehe stell, but I'm at work... Can't play from here :(
Sucks, don't it? |
| #34 Dausuul[46392] |
| pottery2-wan1-157.dartmouth.edu |
Damn... great report. Write more. Your style is lots of fun to read, and the game was great. My only request would be a minimap so those of us who don't know the map would have a better idea of what was going on.
Defilers rule!
--Dausuul |
| #35 EvilBob[46396] |
| bob.evil.za.net |
| Great report dis, viva SA! |
| #36 Homy_F8[46764] |
| user-33qtgoc.dialup.mindspring.com |
MYMOMMYTOLDMEWHATAVIRGINWASYESTERDAY. If it doesn't have pictures, it's not a BR!!!!
-0 |
| #37 Evil_Toaster[46785] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Yay, another BR from dis, looks like a dis BR, Sounds like a dis BR, it even smells like dis BR, this is genuine stuff, gr8 battle, lotsa blood from the sound of it (and thats always a good thing..) Btw, we gotta do that joint BR thing, how bout we 2v2 sum americans on bnet or maybe sum of them arrogant german beeches on germany.fsgs.com?
ET |
| #38 dislekcia[46786] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Die german beeches!
Oh, and Homy_F8: WTF? Sorry I wrote something too long for you to read. Maybe I should have stayed monosyllabic, but I really hate all those BRs that are nothing but lame pictures all over the place. Text is so much more descriptive when it comes to battles because TIME comes into it.
Enyoj
-D |
| #39 Evil Toaster[46803] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
"MYMOMMYTOLDMEWHATAVIRGINWASYESTERDAY. If it doesn't have pictures, it's not a BR!!!!"
Yes Horny_F8....
Right, what a quote
Is that like if it doesnt have a cherry on it, its not a cake?
Or if you dont believe in cancer u wont get it?
Or maybe if you make comments like that, it meants you cant write BR's and should therefore be vewy vwey quiet....
Besides in most instances fine it would be true, a carrot doesnt have pictures on it, so therefore its not a BR
The concept of a text only BR seems to have gone over your head, only people with the neccessary mental capacity to understand a BR without pointless pictures read them, U know when u were in junior school and u'd read those books with HUGE pictures and 1 line of text...
[Huge picture of a boy and a girl with a ball]
Jack can throw the ball! Jane can throw the ball too!
Jane throws the ball to jack!
Yes quite, hopefully u understand vaguely what i'm talking about, then maybe u not stupid, just mentally defunct....
ET
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| #40 Evil Toaster[46807] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
"MYMOMMYTOLDMEWHATAVIRGINWASYESTERDAY. If it doesn't have pictures, it's not a BR!!!!"
Yes Horny_F8....
Right, what a quote
Is that like if it doesnt have a cherry on it, its not a cake?
Or if you dont believe in cancer u wont get it?
Or maybe if you make comments like that, it meants you cant write BR's and should therefore be vewy vwey quiet....
Besides in most instances fine it would be true, a carrot doesnt have pictures on it, so therefore its not a BR
The concept of a text only BR seems to have gone over your head, only people with the neccessary mental capacity to understand a BR without pointless pictures read them, U know when u were in junior school and u'd read those books with HUGE pictures and 1 line of text...
[Huge picture of a boy and a girl with a ball]
Jack can throw the ball! Jane can throw the ball too!
Jane throws the ball to jack!
Yes quite, hopefully u understand vaguely what i'm talking about, then maybe u not stupid, just mentally defunct....
ET
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| #41 dislekcia[46934] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Ok, who gave me the other 8 and why?
darn... :( |
| #42 Cockeater[47151] |
| spider-wj014.proxy.aol.com |
| My 3 incher was good enough to fuck the computer. |
| #43 Convider[163438] |
| toronto-HSE-ppp4110262.sympatico.ca |
| Very solid text-only, wiritng was pwnage enough that pics were unneccessary. |
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