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"At home four zealots came wandering past my choke point, took one look at the wallin, asked T_Mac for danger pay, didn't get it, and contented themselves with scouting my natural and then going on strike for better wages. I think they might be still there, waving signs and chanting 'For Hire!'

Alright, so that pun sucked. Work with me here people. It's past midnight."
-Fractal_Wave

#1 Monty Pylon[47928]
client-209-158-180-3.bellatlantic.net
This is a first for me. Please be gentle. :)
#2 Lathund[47931]
du51-240.ppp.algonet.se
First Non Author ( I think) It was good writing i think, could maybe be more detailed, but a really good first report. Keep it up.
#3 Pezpunk[47935]
63-248-98-32.usa3.flashcom.net
Writing was interesting, which i think is more important than being grammatically perfect. a few typos, but that doesn't bother me. WOW those two players sucked. question: how do you type as loud as you can?
#4 Limp_Bizkit666[47937]
whv-ca3b-206.rasserver.net
HAHHAHHAHHAHAHH this was one funny ass report....i bet hydra upgraded his ovie sight range was well... gawd, anyone who goes double hive = stupid freak. heheheeheheh, this was a newbie bash to the extreme. oh well, if the br was better structured, and if some pics were included, i am sure you could have gotten 8.5 but since you don't, 7.6 byeya p.s-hehehe, obs more newbies. i wanna see them do a 29 pool.=] ( i actually did a "build 10 hatcheries and 50 drones, then pool" strat on bgh!)
#5 Gob_DaBong[47939]
ns.wsd1.org
Yep those are some god-awful newbies u found there ;) Although truthfully I do believe it can be difficult for zerg to stop bcs, there is one silly little unit known as a defiler! And they cast this crazy spell called Plague, I don't know, I heard that it hurt things or something. (BTW: Scourges <<<<<<<<<<< BCS, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?) Anyways, keep it ups hnCHLTPHLNTC{HLPLTX{ oops.....
#6 BW-sux[47943]
spider-we081.proxy.aol.com
This was a one-sided game, thought the smack-talker get his ass beat down, which is always nice to see (or in this case, read about). 6 BW-sux
#7 Ashdate[47949]
nat195.233.mpoweredpc.net
For one, that Zerg player was mighty stupid for even letting the toehr guy get 10 BC's on him. He should have been smart and mass muta'd or something. And Battlecruisers do own scourge, unless the BC has no attack upgrades, and the scourge has an armour upgrade, a BC will down a scourge in one shot. Thus, it effectively takes 6 scourge to kill a BC (a pricey 225 gas). With 10 Bc's, you'd probably need around.. oh.. 75 or 80 scourge to kill them all using GREAT mirco (maybe even god mirco). I don't think using over 5000 gas is worth having protection from mass BC's myself :)
#8 dipshit[47950]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
no mo comments! </html>
#9 probe[47954]
242849hfc161.tampabay.rr.com
like, uh, yes? you don't know how to do it u botard
#10 [47957]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Um anytime there are no battles on a LT game until after a zerg player reaches his supply limit you know that either A) These players suck big time B) You are putting any details in I think that is it a little of both. A few skirmishes? Tell us what those are, your missing so many details in a long game. If your going to write reports details are essential. 5 Fox^1
#11 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[47965]
node156e4.a2000.nl
My usual list: <ul> <li>Monty Pylon is a cool name <li>It's fun to watch newbies <li>I miss detail <li>I miss pics <li>This was an OK battlereport </ul> Try to be more descriptive as you were in the beginning. Add side-information (you did that here and there). O, and for gods sake, if you're not that talented with writing like _I_AM_ or so, <b>add pics</b> I'll give you a <font color=blue size=5>6</font> Phoenix
#12 WHORE[47966]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
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#13 Sp\|nE[47969]
dialup0105-pri.voicenet.com
nice job you're banned
#14 Ashadelo[47974]
slip-32-101-12-144.wi.us.prserv.net
Nice BR :) want pics though but i would never have done a BR on that game even though you said you would keep it up i want to see more by you.
#15 CynicalMagician[47975]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
As a general rule, zerg have to attack to win.... -CynicalMagician
#16 <font color="FFD700"> [WaK]Farmer </font>[47976]
nic-160-c201-135.mw.mediaone.net
<font color="FFD700"> I love typing in yellow<BR> anyways nice br but u need PICS PICS PICS </font>
#17 Wraithfighter[47990]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
PICTURES NEXT TIME! Also don't BR games that are horrid. + BCS won the game. + TERRAN WON! - players were newbies - no pics - players suck - little attacking A five seems okay.
#18 Monty Pylon[47997]
client-115-129.bellatlantic.net
Sorry about the crappiness. I had no idea how bad they were. Trust me when I say the "skirmishes" were not worth telling. Unless you enjoy seeing a zergling get blasted by a tank or a marine or two get hydra spines up thier @$$
#19 Silent_Agent[48007]
cs26226-209.satx.rr.com
its funny because most of the people that are saying the two people in the battle report suck. Are very cocky and probably suck them self, making fun of not so good players doesnt get them better, it discourges them. So shutup and encourage instead of puting them down. Fox its really sad you put this report down because the players werent very good, iv'e seen you play your not so hot either. Thanks Agent
#20 [48023]
as530005.infocom.com
Okay, I suck, but I don't build up my forces for 40 minutes before attacking... :( This was a boring battle report on a boring game with newbie players. I would suggest picking a much better game for battle reporting. I would also suggest paragraphs. 3 Dref

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