| #1 PeonSanders[48389] |
| cm-24-25-140-128.nycap.rr.com |
| 1st |
| #2 2nd[48390] |
| adsl-63-204-72-92.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net |
| asdf |
| #3 3rd[48391] |
| 207.229.0.241 |
| bleh |
| #4 PeonSanders[48394] |
| cm-24-25-140-128.nycap.rr.com |
| You didnt need those intro reports. The main report could have stood alone on its own, i really liked it. Seems like an 8.5+ to me. The hill billy zealot with his teeth was great. I liked the theme, and the dead queen count. |
| #5 ....(variable[48395] |
| 207.229.0.241 |
| good br... broodling the temps... good use of swarm... |
#6  [48397] |
| as530088.infocom.com |
That was some good stuff...
Your first 3 reports could have made a completely separate report... "Typical Day on b.net" type stuff.
Your "main" report was definitely a standalone... I personally think that you should have split it off from the other three as they have two completely different tones and themes. All the materiel was quite good, well written, and enjoyable though.
<b>MY SCORES:</b>
Reports 1-3: 8
Report 4: 9
Average 8.5
Final Score: 8.5 rounds up to <b>9</b>
9
Cheers,
Dref |
| #7 ovinder[48398] |
| erbium-asy-38.rutgers.edu |
definitely a 9. Great job.
PS: I'd ask to have your child but I've already promised that honor to a hillbilly protoss. Hope you're not too disappointed. :) |
#8  [48401] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Yikes maybe next time you could split this up a tad. Then you could have had good ratings on multiple reports! :D
It took me like 1 hour to read through the report enough times to make sure that it desevered the correct rating. Not that I couldn't decide, but it was just long! Your pics looked a lot sharper then most peoples. I really liked it.
8
Fox^1 |
| #9 blah[48403] |
| 63.210.199.30 |
yep, great report, i'd give it an 8.5 because you had so many of them and they were interesting even though the first few were one sided. The last game was good too.
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| #10 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[48404] |
| port-5-39-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
| <font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">omg this is creative n funny!! 9 is appropriate, no less. :( |
| #11 [ea] gun-dog[48408] |
| kenn003b-p4-149.cybertours.com |
really, really good. thanks for writing it, i cracked up about 8 times. and very well done.
as 4 clans? i am in one, and even i couldn't tell you why.
adios, please keep writing |
| #12 Master-chef[48409] |
| AC99A59D.ipt.aol.com |
This was hilarious.
The best part was about that Matt6 guy saying clans are here for "protection" LOL
Great report overall, nice pix with some nice captions.
<font size="20">9</font> I dunno, im juss a chef |
#13  [48412] |
| dt031n2f.tampabay.rr.com |
| yay you rock man :D |
| #14 Casper...[48413] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-131.look.ca |
| This is good stuff. Fun Fun. |
#15  [48416] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
This is a must read. haha
2 thumbs up |
| #16 Sonneillon[48417] |
| tsdlsk01d01010124.sk.sympatico.ca |
Jolly good show ol' chap! I haven't laughed this hard since I read Heartcutter's "Gone fishing" report. Man, I almost laughed myself blue when I saw the zealot with the buck teeth. tee hee.
I would say this deserves a 10 just because of the humor, but no report is perfect...so
9
The Insane Goatee
Sonneillon |
| #17 [z]RubberDucky[48419] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
Best report. Ever.
Even better than the oh-so-cool test reports.
Seriously JV your gonna hafta implement the "11.0" for this guy.
Fan-Fucking-Tastic
BTW I liked this report. |
| #18 [z]RubberDucky[48420] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
Wait, I just realized something. This report blows, I had to scroll to the right a bit to get the whole report on my screen. You suck. Ban Ban Ban!
(heh) |
| #19 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[48424] |
| dialups-319.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| Cool (im simple minded)! |
| #20 Ashadelo[48425] |
| slip-32-100-182-82.wi.us.prserv.net |
| Will you have babies with me :) i really liked your br alot.... i read the whole thing (yes all of it) plus i am really close to haveing my diablo2 beta done damn thing takes for ever i hate all who have cable |
| #21 pm5k[48426] |
| 98A6CA06.ipt.aol.com |
| coooool report, mabye next time the enemy could represent thugz, that would be pretty funny.... |
| #22 pm5k[48427] |
| 98A6CA06.ipt.aol.com |
| coooool report, mabye next time the enemy could represent thugz, that would be pretty funny.... |
| #23 Limp_Bizkit666[48430] |
| whv-ca4a-148.rasserver.net |
yeah, funny stuff.. i only found 2 spelling mistakes, and i think no grammartical errors at all!
funny funny themes, and it was truly a good work...
well, you could have made two~three reports out of this one over a period of time, and you could have earned some great reputation! =]
oh well...
byeya
p.s-i'm too lazy to send you an email... just give me some good comments on my neext BR instead of a buck. =] |
| #24 Melvinator[48435] |
| proxy3.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
| OMFG! That was hillarious! I loved it!! "I'm my own uncle." LOL! MORE MORE MORE! |
| #25 -=-Vicious-=-[48440] |
| ip44.washington20.dc.pub-ip.psi.net |
Melvinator, Tanks on cliff's mean anything to you? :D!!!
Cool report. |
| #26 SiegeTank[48448] |
| 145.44.70.98 |
"Meanwhile some passing Zerglings came across a Zealot who was taking a shit in an outhouse. The Zerglings pushed the outhouse over so it landed door side down. With the entire structure rotated, the Zealot had no choice but to crawl through the shitting hole to get out. Ahahahaha!"
That was the part when they had to grab me off the floor and carry me to a hospital for re-animation... damn I laughed my ass off!
Keep em comin!
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| #27 Jabba_TDA[48452] |
| g108.dkm.cz |
LOL!
Cool report!
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| #28 Azhure[48460] |
| p040.supa1-tsv.ultra.net.au |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can't get enough of these redneck piss-takes! I'm going to name my firstborn after you Spuzz! |
| #29 Elendale[48462] |
| 205-213-43-249.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
Great stuff. I think the first few reports were great, they <i>did</i> create mood for the report (I was doubtfull for a bit tho). Great work. We getting a lot of these lately...
-Elendale (blah) |
| #30 Templar569[48463] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
Dadgum it, ya killed mah kin!! Me an' mah uncle-dad are gonna git ya fer that wun, spuzz. Ye'll see!
Great report! Long live the queens! |
| #31 StoneTear[48465] |
| www.shutter.net |
Great report, had a lot of fun reading it :)
ST |
| #32 [48467] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-223-187.tmns.net.au |
Your report reminds me of Sp|ne's reports only without the spit and polish. However, you have less gay stuff and more funny stuff and the reports were a great read :)
A definiate well deserved <b>9<i>!!</i></b> |
| #33 Heartcutter[48477] |
| activer-2.ussntc.savvis.net |
Dude, this report was the total bomb! You had some bitchin' quotes, great pix, and really funny retouched photos. LOL. I had tears in my eyes from reading this. Keep it up
-HC |
| #34 dizdik{F@M}[48479] |
| 210.m62.mon.catskill.net |
"Hey! How's it going? Here's some hidden text for you! E-mail me at spuzz10@yahoo.com and tell me you found the hidden text in this BattleReport. The first one gets one dollar in prize money!!! Mention the phrase "Spuzz is God" for confirmation, so I know it's not just some guy e-mailing me and asking for a dollar... Be sure to include an address for me to mail "
How many other people found this little dingy? |
| #35 [48487] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
"Meanwhile the Drones were dropping like flies until I finally burrowed them. If Defiler had cast Dark Swarm over them, they could have continued working unmolested. Unfortunately, Defiler is an asshole. His attention was on the Hydras and their spitting."
this report was the shit. its that simple. only one bad thing...you use the word "freaking" too much, but that doesnt affect this absolutely kickass report, IMHO.
peace
BackStabingLiar
Oh yeah...if youre ever lookin for a GG, put me on yer buddylist and msg me man!!! id love to play some games with a funny bastard like you!!
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| #36 BackStabingLiar[48489] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
Oops i fergot my name at tha top. plus, if you even cared about the p.s., i failed to mention that BackStabingLiar is mah screenname for BW. k peace!
Kill the map hackas!!!!! |
| #37 mag_11[48496] |
| p205-26.mcc.pathwaynet.com |
| Grreat job on the report. I didn't think the preliminary reports were really that bad, in fact i actually enjoyed reading about the stupid players out there. Good job and i hope to see more of your work. bye! |
| #38 [48503] |
| PPPa22-ResaleCenterLineB1-2R7233.saturn.bbn.com |
| Dont listen to all those other Fags!! Prelims all the way!!! |
| #39 c.c.r.[48508] |
| foad.mcchord.af.mil |
"It's another spacer image. Mind your own business."
ROFLMAO! That just made my day man! 8] |
| #40 c.c.r.[48509] |
| foad.mcchord.af.mil |
"It's another spacer image. Mind your own business."
ROFLMAO! That just made my day man! 8] |
| #41 bongoloid[48511] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
| Excellent report. This deserves a 10. |
| #42 `E5C4P3[48522] |
| mail.coral-springs.com |
About that whole hacker issue:
I consider it to be an honor if someone calls me a hacker (even though i do not hack) b/c it just goes to show how nicely the moves you did were executed and how much they've been raped...keke
PS- good players do not simply call other players hackers unless they heave definate proof....which is self evident that he wasnt the best of quality (which is the nice way of saying that he sucks) |
| #43 Dr.Zchivago[48542] |
| proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com |
Dude, that was some nice stuff.
I totally loved it. All of it.
-Dr.Z |
| #44 -xdragon-[48609] |
| 209.67.161.34 |
| Well, here's a question, if you are Spuzz or Ren01 and you are playing, how did you get to get the screenshot of everything in the mapview? |
| #45 Spuzz[48630] |
| jfsn-02-96.dialup.netins.net |
Um, I'm not sure what you're asking. If you're referring to the minimaps, after I played my games on B-net, I started a game against the computer on the same map, then typed in "black sheep wall". That reveals the whole map to you. Then I got a screenshot of the totally revealed minimap. Next step is to cut the minimap out of the screenshot. Now whenever I want to refer to a point on the map, I can insert the cropped minimap with some text describing the situation.
Is that what you're wondering about?
Spuzz |
| #46 SimGuy[48650] |
| cr186174-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
This battle report kicked ass! I love the hillbilly theme (especially the zealot stuck in the port-o-shitty).
The only thing that would have made this report better is more pictures of the dark swarms and exploding queens (we know 9 died, but we want to see them die).
In my books, 9.5/10. You kick ass man!
SimGuy |
| #47 Hiso[48726] |
| proxy1-external.santab1.ca.home.com |
| WTF 8??!? man this was a 9 easily. Don't be so stingy |
| #48 IKillU.com[48728] |
| cr669646-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com |
| HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!99999999999999999999999999999.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #49 ^.InsAnE.^[48797] |
| cacheflow4.sasknet.sk.ca |
| hey Ren01 Queen>Every damn ting thats possibly made ^.^ |
| #50 ade[50903] |
| beacon-ext.nus.edu.sg |
this is prolly an extremely late time to post a comment but this report is simple GREAT. nearly turn blue in the face trying to keep from laughing out at work....
nice work with the speechbubbles inserted in the pics and givin each unit a character of some sort...sounds childish but it hink its nice..allows u to feel for the "character" and what i really enjoyed readin when i first surfed into battlereports.com they dont do reports like that anymore...so anyway....keep up the great work!
:> |
| #51 Captain_Chook[67325] |
| CPE-144-132-230-0.nsw.bigpond.net.au |
A-hyuk
Youre funny
lookin
no seriously though, i nearly wet myself reading this.....gw |
| #52 filb12[67444] |
| we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net |
Anyone who has the scruples to recreate an attack must get at least a 9. Plus it was the funniest report I have ever read. Ever. Well maybe some of your other reports tie.
"Turn the page, wash your hands." |
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