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#1 Phoenix-S-[49859]
r-174.131.alltel.net
Hope you enjoyed the BR!
Game 2's BR will take a lot longer than this one did.
Look for it in about a week.



#2 Phoenix-S-[49860]
r-174.131.alltel.net
P.S. Dont fuck up this comments section w/ HTML.
#3 Phoenix-S-[49864]
r-174.131.alltel.net
Or scripts.
I hate those fuckin' popups 8(
#4 Viper$[49876]
spider-tq064.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>What if I want to?
This was a pretty good report
The pictures were good
The writing was very easy to follow
It was a little one sided though
Nice pic at the end

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p.s.First non author YES








#5 [WaK]Farmer[49881]
nic-160-c201-135.mw.mediaone.net
Good Report

<marquee>7.5</marquee>

#6 Kane-[49883]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Good BR!

Captured the essence of gayness of the first game :)

Just 2 corrections. I had 2 gates, and I hardly produced out of them, and that "scouting shuttle"? It contained 2 reavers which did jackshit :(

Good BR, and I hope Game 3 is told with all the excitement it contained!!!

Kane-







#7 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[49884]
dialups-470.palmer.mtaonline.net
Yup i agree with viper, terrans own. ohh and good br =]
#8 CynicalMagician[49886]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Kinda short, and I dont like big text, but pretty good. Throw in some humour, and shrink the text and you'll have a solid 8 on your hands. Right now I'd say 7.
-CynicalMagician
#9 Limp_BIzkit666[49887]
206.117.45.191
hehe, "good" br..

actually, it sucked..

if it wasn't a part of a series, i would say stuff like "DIE... OMG YOU STUPID REPORTED ON A GAY ASS GAME!!! obs some good players and report a better game plz. 4"..

but since this is a part of a series, i going to say "DIE... OMG YOU STUPID REPORTED ON A GAY ASS GAME!!! take this game out and make it a best out of 2 series. 4"..

heheheheh

jk..

althought the big font made it too childish, it was okay..

it would have done REALLY better if the BG color was different and the pics were a little bigger maybe..

nice work..

byeya

p.s-6. yep. not a 4. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6.6.6.6.6 hheehehe =]



#10 [49890]
ip151.vancouver10.dialup.canada.psi.net
report good players???

i heard Grrr is Peons..........
#11 Limp_BIzkit666[49891]
206.117.45.191
<font color="black">i'm not gonna mess up your comment section...

why would i???

do you think i'm gay??


huh?
huh??

hehehhheeh....

jk..

you really opened up yourself to "attacks" by CLAIMING to not use htmls and popups...

oh well..

byeya

<script>alert("This is not a pop-up.")</script>
<script>alert("This is an alert")</script>
<script>alert("Hehehe.. sorry. no more frome me")</script>
<script>alert(:Btw, probe is cool~")</script>
</font>
#12 Phoenix-S-[49894]
r-174.131.alltel.net
BG black I mean.
<h3>Testing</h3>
<h4>Testing</h4>
#13 Phoenix-S-[49895]
r-174.131.alltel.net
Grrr.
<h5>Testing</h5>
Okay I'm pretty sure I know what font size to use now.
#14 Limp_BIzkit666[49896]
206.117.45.191
hehe, the BG is really messed up in this place..

instead of writing &lgbody bgcolor="black">, write

&lgtable>
&lgtd bgcolor="black">

k? then it would work fine..

the font wasn't too bad.. but combined with pictures and colors, it REALLY gave me an idea that this was a childs book..

byeya

p.s-would you eat it with a fox? would you eat it in a box?
#15 Limp_BIzkit666[49901]
206.117.45.191
OMG, i'm stupid..

it is supposed to be LT not LG.. OMG, i'm freaking moron..

but i know you will get what i was trying to say..

byeya

p.s-LGT <<<<<<<<<< LT
#16 hi[49911]
spider-to058.proxy.aol.com
<font size=20>HI
#17 Hi[49912]
204.140.185.225
DIE
#18 hehehehehe[49913]
cr60057-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
this report sucked harder then ur mom
#19 heheheheheh[49914]
cr60057-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
one more thing
u should make the most recent comment at the TOP of the page! GOD!
#20 hi[49915]
spider-to058.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=right><font size=18><font color=maroon>HI</font>

<font size=10>You make me sad:*(
#21 hi[49919]
spider-to058.proxy.aol.com
<font size=15><font color=indigo>HI</font></font>

<P ALIGN=center><font size=8>me is big spammer</font>
#22 HI[49920]
206.117.45.191
<font size="5" align="left">
hi

You make me mad >:[
</font>
#23 Viper$[49921]
spider-to058.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>Html is cool
Popups are not
He certainly did Limp
#20 is sort of right
It would be nice to see the new comments everytime you come in but it also could screw up the "conversations"
It's also tradition to put the new entries at the bottom of a list

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#24 Limp_BIzkit666[49922]
206.117.45.191
VIPER, yer poems don't rhyme..
nor is it the time..

they are not even good poems...
they are as gay as some psalms...

so stop the gay center alignment
and keep applying ointment

to your blistered teticle
that feel up your cubicle



cool???

hehehe, no offense..

just bored..

byeya

p.s-poems rule
#25 Viper$[49927]
spider-to082.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>There not poems
There not psalms either
There just random thoughts
so there:P

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#26 Limp_Bizkit666[49931]
206.117.45.78
yer random thought are wierd....

sup wit the alignment???

bleh

and terrans don't own...

<font color="red">P</font><font color="blue">r</font><font color="white">o</font><font color="yellow">t</font><font color="green">o</font><font color="purple">s</font><font color="aqua">s</font> <font color="orange">o</font><font color="lime">w</font><font color="silver">n</font>

byeya

p.s-i'm dope at copy-pasting.. =]
#27 Phoenix-S-[49935]
r-174.131.alltel.net
Um DIE HI DIE. Your a dope, you should be shot, your gonna get banned
SO HAH!
BTW...
<font size=275 color=red>YOU SUCK</font>
#28 hi[49936]
spider-wi041.proxy.aol.com
<font size=20>you is meen man me no like you no more
#29 Viper$[49937]
spider-wi041.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>Centering is cool
Terrans>>>>>>>>>toss

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#30 GodOToss[49943]
spider-tf061.proxy.aol.com
The words are to big and the game is to one sided. BTW how is everyone doing the colors?
#31 upgraded_probe[49944]
1Cust116.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net
Die?
#32 Channel:Stratforumregs[49946]
user-33qthdh.dialup.mindspring.com
I don't know how to use html, or else i would go ZERGS OWN in huge capital and colorful letters. Me = gosu, Zerg = gosu race, so, Me = Zerg, the gosu race.
#33 Conspiracy Victim[49959]
nas-23-48.la.navipath.net
Who is this upgraded_probe? Can he take on the real probe? What's with all the colors? OMG its a conspiracy!!!!

BTW 7 on the br
#34 hi[49970]
spider-tf061.proxy.aol.com
<font size=20>HI
me is kewl like probe cas me make popup to


<script>alert("me love probe cas probe is kewl")</script>
#35 <html><body><font color=red>Thrillhouse</font></body></html>[50006]
1Cust106.tnt1.sfo1.da.uu.net
<html>
<body>
<marquee><font color=red>P</font><font color=orange>r</font>><font color=yellow>e</font><font color=green>t</font><font color=blue>t</font><font color=purple>y </font><font color=aqua>C</font><font color=teal>o</font><font color=lime>l</font><font color=fushsia>o</font><font color=gray>r</font><font color=navy>s</font><font color=olive>!</font></marquee>

<p>Number 36! Woohoo!

<p>Thrillhouse<br>
"...And all I did was enter my name...Thrillhouse!"
</body>
</html>
#36 Phoenix-S-[50011]
lrar6pp65.alltel.net
God damn you probe 8(
#37 <marquee=alternate>S_Warrior</marquee>[50012]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
Grrrr... does not lose to a terran going mass M&M player when he's outmining the terran by 2:1 and is toss

anyways kinda nice br =)
not enough details though
I was wondering how he could have a huge army of goonz with 1 gw vs a guy with 3gw and both running no expands ( except kane but looks like he barely mined much from it )

more details would have been nice
=)
#38 ImGoingPeoNs[50016]
spider-tq063.proxy.aol.com
hahaha "i heard grr is peons"....GJ on the BR and kane gg's .
#39 SlingsNArrows[50023]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Eureka! I've got it. Peons is Grr, but he's losing games on purpose so that nobody knows. This allows him to chat with/ observe up and coming players which will keep him popular with/ on top of any new waves of skill which might come up through the ranks. Sound extreme? sure.. but when you're a pay for play guy, you gotta have all the angles covered, it's business then!
#40 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[50027]
cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>First.
#41 probe[50030]
242849hfc212.tampabay.rr.com
uhhhhh
i didn't do any of those popups, you all know i only do my probe is cool~
and comment 32 isn't me, just somebody smurfing:(
i AM Upgraded_Probe im bnet, but that was just a fool above
and i post as probe on forums/here
#42 Kane-[50032]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I didn't even get a chance to mine from my expan, he smacked me at the right time! Hacker! :P

And I think I saw 2 gates after the core went up, just a guess?

Wheee a totally stupid game and we got you 40 comments pheonix :)
#43 Pika[50035]
64.228.40.50
You suck pheonix

smaller font
more text
sexier pictures
pictures to small
#44 Upgraded_Probe[50036]
WCS3.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
Hi.
#45 ....(variable[50037]
207.229.0.241
few observations:
- 90% of the posters here should grow up
- toss vs. toss is almost always a gay matchup
- peons != grrr (he is pretty good tho.. i have played w/ him)
#46 probe[50038]
242849hfc212.tampabay.rr.com
stop fucking posing as me you queers! Posting or posing, either way it fits.
#47 Upgraded_Probe[50056]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Hi
#48 [50057]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Do not become too upset Probe. All will be revealed in time.
#49 probe[50062]
242849hfc212.tampabay.rr.com
gaaaay
#50 Viper$[50092]
spider-wd041.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>What is w/all the usless post(e.g. upgraded_probe,protophobic,hi,etc.)
As probe says it is very gay
I have nothing else to say
I got last comment(I think)

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#51 Upgrade_Probe[50106]
1Cust16.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
Hi Viper
#52 [50115]
as530046.infocom.com
Nice report...

Kinda boring but that's okay...

Font was a little big and descriptions were a little sparse but other than that, good job.

7

Dref
#53 Viper$[50116]
spider-tq023.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>Hi uprgraded_probe
IF you don't have anything usefull to say why do you post?
I'm still going to get last and there is no way you can stop me:P

<P ALIGN=left><font size=20><font color="red">T</font><font color="blue">e</font><font color="white">r</font><font color="yellow">r</font><font color="green">a</font><font color="purple">n</font><font color="aqua">s</font> <font color="orange">o</font><font color="lime">w</font><font color="silver">n</font>
#54 Somebody[50127]
p111.netwood.net
last!
#55 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[50133]
r-174.66.alltel.net
<font color="red">Z</font><font color="blue">e</font><font color="white">r</font><font color="yellow">g</font> <font color="green">o</font><font color="purple">w</font><font color=aqua>n</font><font color=orange>!</font><font color=lime>!</font><font color=silver>!</font>
#56 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[50134]
r-174.66.alltel.net
Once again, larger for dramatic effect...
<h1><font color="red">Z</font><font color="blue">e</font><font color="white">r</font><font color="yellow">g</font> <font color="green">o</font><font color="purple">w</font><font color=aqua>n</font><font color=orange>!</font><font color=lime>!</font><font color=silver>!</font>
#57 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[50135]
r-174.66.alltel.net
Once again, EVEN larger for dramtic effect...
<font size="50"><font color="red">Z</font><font color="blue">e</font><font color="white">r</font><font color="yellow">g</font> <font color="green">o</font><font color="purple">w</font><font color=aqua>n</font><font color=orange>!</font><font color=lime>!</font><font color=silver>!</font>
#58 Tester Bitch[50138]
203.14.175.10
This is just a test

<script language = VBScript> msgbox("Test") </script>
#59 Viper$[50180]
spider-to036.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>I get last comment hahahahaha
Zerg do not own terrans>>>>>>>>zerg

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p.s.beat that
#60 Viper$[50181]
spider-to036.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>That was supposed to be bigger
oh well
<script>alert("TERRANS>THAN ALL")</script> <script>alert("Terrans own")</script> <script>alert("Terrans>Zerg")</script> <script>alert("Terrans>Toss")</script>

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#61 Upgraded_Probe[50185]
WCS3.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
hi.
#62 Viper$[50193]
spider-tq022.proxy.aol.com
Your not getting last I am
#63 [50222]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Not bad, although when you have an early rush skirmish and then somone attacks with 2 controlled groups of goons... See what I am saying? You must have missed something in the game, or Kain- decideds to let Peons just run him over. Puts the name Kain to shame =[ But other than that it was a decent BR.

6

Fox^1
#64 Viper$[50233]
spider-tf053.proxy.aol.com
Mark my words I will get last
#65 [50249]
2Cust13.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
Mwuhahahahaa
#66 probe[50252]
242849hfc31.tampabay.rr.com
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
#67 Viper$[50270]
spider-tf034.proxy.aol.com
I AM LAST NOT PROBE, NOT UPGRADED_PROBE, NOT PHEONIX-X, NOT ANYONE

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#68 [50275]
awork006227.netvigator.com
LOL

probe got a tag ROFLMAO
#69 DoomDragon[50278]
36-66.port7.gettysburg.supernet.com
Nice BR.
Bad comments section.
eheh.

--DDoom
<script>alert("You are entering the comments section from hell.")</script>
<script>alert("To post pop-ups like this, do what is said in the next one.")</script>
<script>alert("Write this: <script>alert("Say stuff here")</script>")</script>
<script>alert("Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.")</script>
#70 ok[50334]
intergate.santiago-hs.cnusd.k12.ca.us
do i have last?
#71 Viper$[50364]
spider-wn022.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>NO YOU DON'T
I am not giving up till I get last

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#72 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[50572]
r-174.180.alltel.net
<font color=orage> LAST IS MINE FOOL!
#73 Viper$[50618]
spider-wi061.proxy.aol.com
I don't think so Phoenix-S-
#74 Kane-[50655]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Why did the pop up section get so goddamn bad all of a sudden? It's annoying. And Fox^1, I *decided* to suck that game :) Actually, I just messed up, teched to ht, then instead of actually making them, I switched to reavers. All that teching means lack of troops.



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