| #1 [HK]SlipKnot[51489] |
| bc-kam-a53-03-70.look.ca |
| Delete that last one and I FUCKING WANTED THE BACKROUND TO BE BLACK WHAT THE HELL PLEASE TELL ME WHY ITS NOT FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK |
| #2 ovinder[51497] |
| erbium-asy-53.rutgers.edu |
I'm guessing you're in your teens, perhaps your early teens.
Unfortunately, there would probably still be some people who post here who would curse and swear and be extremely insulting to somebody posting even if they were 5 years old and everybody knew it. So, I'll just try to get you ready for the flames sure to follow.
Pay attention to suggestions for improvement, there probably will be *some* amongst the stream of abuse you'll get for this that can help you write better. And, don't bother about the abusive comments, it just reflects on the abusers, not you. |
| #3 Sonneillon[51500] |
| tsdlsk01d0101014.sk.sympatico.ca |
*cough cough*
*crappyripoffofDrefsab'sreportthatwasoriginalandgood*
Ah, I cleared my throat now. Whoa, I cleared my throat fast, cause I accidently went to the comments before finishing the first few lines of the report! Damn.
-Sonn
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| #4 Punck[51505] |
| spider-wo023.proxy.aol.com |
Drefsab did it better, sorry, but he didn't put a picture of Britney Spears at the end of his reports.
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| #5 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[51508] |
| cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>This was actually pretty funny! |
| #6 [HK]SlipKnoT[51510] |
| bc-kam-a53-03-70.look.ca |
| ok um one thing is that i didnt know dref did the SAME thing ok? If I would of kown he did I would of made it different or not done it at all. |
| #7 spanky[51511] |
| mkc-94-167-248.kc.rr.com |
| there should be a requirment that u need to have at least one pic of a hot chick in ur report |
| #8 SlingsNArrows[51514] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| hmmm........ I wuv u Slippy. good try, next time.... longer game. |
| #9 [HK]SlipKnoT[51515] |
| bc-kam-a53-03-70.look.ca |
| Ok next time backround is black it looked 353495789 times better with black erg! |
| #10 Wisest~Yoda[51516] |
| pm3-1-137.boscobel.mwt.net |
ok the html suxed, it was a shameless ripoff of dref but slip is cool so its all ok
:D
hrrm and i donno about background, i guess u cant use the body tag in reports for some reason.. donno why
it says something about the style tag on the submit reports thing but i fooled around with it and couldnt get it to work
hrrm i donno but it was slightly funny so i guess try again...
yoda |
| #11 Certs[51517] |
| spider-ti034.proxy.aol.com |
| IMPLANTS |
| #12 BuLL~[51519] |
| ppp-120.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net |
1. they arent implants, just jealous teen girls spread that around.
2. rip off of dref.
3. gets a 10 because of brittney spears.
4. brittney spears is hot
5. Slip isnt that cool yoda =( |
| #13 BuLL~ aka Ko[B]uLL[51520] |
| ppp-120.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net |
| forgot to mention |
| #14 probe[51531] |
| 242849hfc20.tampabay.rr.com |
<center>actually, they are implants, i dont know where the site is, but they showed pictures of her up close before implants, and after.
huge difference.
BTW, author of this report, centering your fucking text looks like shit, ok? so does ugly ass green lettering, shitty grammar and spelling, and blatant ripoff of dref's reports.
btw, don't make fun of clans when you're in one, that's soooo gay, since i'm 99.9% sure your clan is mostly newbies.
</center> |
| #15 probe[51532] |
| 242849hfc20.tampabay.rr.com |
<center><table width=500 color=white><font color=green size=3 face=times new roman>actually, they are implants, i dont know where the site is, but they showed pictures of her up close before implants, and after.
huge difference.
BTW, author of this report, centering your fucking text looks like shit, ok? so does ugly ass green lettering, shitty grammar and spelling, and blatant ripoff of dref's reports.
btw, don't make fun of clans when you're in one, that's soooo gay, since i'm 99.9% sure your clan is mostly newbies. </center></table></font>
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| #16 probe[51533] |
| 242849hfc20.tampabay.rr.com |
| ack wtf |
| #17 tontochiCo[51537] |
| a24b25n228client48.hawaii.rr.com |
| pure crap. the only thing i liked was the picture at the end. |
| #18 Dialtone_[51538] |
| xtr364.x-treme.gr |
Oh my...green text,white bakcground....the horror..
*runs away screaming |
| #19 SqueakyMonkey[51541] |
| osh1-78d.twcny.rr.com |
First, to change the background color, you have to make the report a giant table. Type out your code like this:
[table border="0" width="500" bgcolor="#000000"][tr]
[td width="100%"]
[font color = "white"]
Replace the [ with < and the ] with > where applicable.
Second, this report was too short, and your grammer, well, how can I put this nicely...stunk. I'm sorry, but the use of commas really helps in making the report easier to follow.
Paragraphs, your paragraphs were fugly, and the spacing after pictures was wierd. Did you disable BR tags? That would fix those problems.
Don't consider this a flame, consider it contructive criticism.
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| #20 RootBreaker[w][51548] |
| x128-101-253-107.dialup.umn.edu |
About [HK]...
Do they have a webpage? Someone I know has an [HK] name even though he isn't in [HK]. Weird huh? |
| #21 Sandman_[666][51549] |
| proxy4-external.rdc1.on.home.com |
WTF!!!!!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!
IF UR GONNA PUT A CHICK IN MAKE IT BETTER THAN B.S.
NEXT TIME PUT SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, OR NATALIE PORTMAN, OR AT LEAST GET A NUDE PIC....... |
| #22 CynicalMagician[51554] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
To the comment-mobile!
Writing: Well, I've seen worse, but this still wasn't very good. It seemed immature, the humour was pretty lame, and although it wasn't hard to follow, that was mostly because there was hardly any game/BR. Also, there was a notable lack of puncuation where there should be, and several grammarical errors.
Images: Aside from the BS at the end (coincedence of initials? I think not), there wasn't much here either. Just some text, both in game and out which wasn't that funny. Get some action, put in some minimaps, put in some effort.
Appearance: Ok, as someone has already told you how to put it on a black background in the comments section, I won't bitch about that. However, the centering thing is a big problem. Just leave it as align=left and you'll be fine. Centered text (unless an image caption) is hideous. The font was too big too, IMHO. Also, you used hardly any HTML for making the images wrap around. Use the preview button for next time, and read some of Dref's reports (or have you already...?) to get an idea of a good background/font colour/size. Don't copy that though, be inspired by it.
Overall: Well, as this is a rehash of an idea that Dref has done twice that were 10x better than this, I must say that it's lacking. Try a real game, and put some effort into your next one. Proofread and preview man, thats the key.
-CynicalMagician |
| #23 [HK]SlipKnoT[51558] |
| bc-kam-a53-03-70.look.ca |
| AS I SAID BEFORE I DIDNT KNOW DREF DID THE SAME GOD DAMN THING I WILL NEVER DO A REPORT LIKE THIS AGAIN. ANOTHER THING IS I I KNOW LITTLE HTML. thnx for the people who ACTUALLY suggested stuff and to the flamers out there don't you have better stuff to do other than flame some guy thats experimenting doing this for the first time OK? |
| #24 SiRLoSeALoT[51561] |
| 63.232.239.4 |
| If you didn't know dref did it thats fine but it still takes away from a report when it's already been done.Clan bashing is very fun, you don't even have to report on it =]. Also, I don't think anyone's flaming you. Saying your HTML is bad IS a suggestion, aand just saying "MY HTML SUX" isn't a valid excuese =[. |
| #25 SiRLoSeALoT[51563] |
| 63.232.239.4 |
| 5. Britney is hot. |
#26  [51564] |
| as530001.infocom.com |
hehe, I won't rate this since its a "ripoff" of me... hehehe
Cheers,
Dref |
| #27 BW-sux[51567] |
| spider-tm082.proxy.aol.com |
Ohh... Dref has already "flamed" you for making the same mistake as I once did. Expect 4's and 5's.
BW-sux |
| #28 RaZaGhAx[51568] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
This clan hunting thing is getting quite old... =(
*used to be funny*
<b>RaZ</b>-BLD |
| #29 Limp_Bizkit666[51575] |
| PPPa43-ResaleLosAngelesMetro4-4R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
first, you don't have to set width and stuff of the table.. it adjusts according to your biggest pic.. i think..
so,
<table>
<td bgcolor="black">
is sufficient.. i think you somehow messed up on one code so that all alignments are messed up..
if you aligned all to the left like a good boy, it would have been MAJORLY easier to read...
anyways, it's NOT implants... sure, there are "before" and "after" pictures.. but think about this..
when you are born, your penis is less than 2 inches. now, it may even be more than 4!!! does that mean that you had implants? no. they GROW!!..
if my knowledge is correct, britney started working on her CD when she was around 14.. same time her cover pic was taken.. she is not 14 anymore but around 18.. they GROW.. it's NATURAL just as my penis grew from 1 inch to 5 inches..
no implants at all..
anyways, althought this should have been funny, we have been desensitized by dref's funnier versions..
sorry, but you can't get higher than a 6 if people rates them..
byeya
p.s-britney rocks!!! |
| #30 <marquee behavior="alternate">EnThuseD</marquee>[51609] |
| 199.35.166.48 |
| hm..brittney spears helps your br's..did not know that |
| #31 <marquee behavior="alternate">EnThuseD</marquee>[51610] |
| 199.35.166.48 |
<h1>Top Five Signs that Success Has Gone to Britney Spears Head </h1>
#5. Walked into the Gap the other day and shouted, "New boobs everyone, and I'm buyin'!"
#4. Bought herself an entire Catholic High School, just to get her hands on the uniforms.
#3. Offered to sponsor the entire 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia if they changed the name of the javelin throw to the "Britney Spears Toss."
#2. Had a plaster cast made of her ego, while there was still enough plaster in the world to cover it.
#1. Four words: Britney Spears Acne Wash
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| #32 Neal64[51620] |
| spider-wo062.proxy.aol.com |
if u read nobodys anime chick report it wrecks completely wrecks this chick report. Better if u focused more on the game part.
6.5 I SAY |
| #33 <font color="blue"> Executor </font>[51637] |
| cache8.ihug.co.nz |
| should be 10 'cause of the last pic :) |
| #34 AlienEater[51652] |
| dialups-474.palmer.mtaonline.net |
bbrittneyyyyy *drools* ahh! what are u ppl starring at?!?
woa cool thers words... |
| #35 Korang[51678] |
| spc-isp-wpg-uas-04-10.sprint.ca |
Umm... this gets a 4.5
-K. |
| #36 S^O[51695] |
| spider-tn032.proxy.aol.com |
hey limp, how old r u? cause im 12 and i got a 4 incher........ thats strange.... well, NOT IMPLANTS!!!!!!!! gay report
-100000.0000000000 |
| #37 S_Warrior[51706] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
actually, explaining you why this br sux and why your grammar is at a level that you shouldn't be flaming others about sounds fair 2 me
*Britney Spears rules!*
and that's all this comment space is worth for this br |
| #38 S_Warrior[51708] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
btw
if this br gets higher than a 3 I will sue the raters for unfair rating of BR's at BR.Com Court |
| #39 King_[LSRS-13][51724] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
Little sarcasm, or at least not that funny: 1 pt
Extreme ripoff of Dref's, but since you didn't know: 2 pt
Bad html: 1 pt
Nothing new: -1 pt
Rating: < or equal to 3.
King |
| #40 livingexception[51812] |
| spider-tf011.proxy.aol.com |
Ok, honestly I think that you gave more attention to the fact you were recruiting than the battle, which is what people come to read about in the first place. You had pictures, but they were all of the in game chat. Also, lose Britney. It's just not funny.
And one other thing: Don't report battles that are justn 10 minutes rushes.
Rating: 5 |
| #41 RapedMedic[51972] |
| RDLSA010-0038.splitrock.net |
| dude what channel did u go to to find thats |Ba| clan...blood angels is my fucking clan...thats bullshit ther soo dead |
| #42 [HK]SlipKnoT[52001] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-41.look.ca |
| ok........ |
| #43 [HK]SlipKnoT[52002] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-41.look.ca |
| It was clan |ba| |
| #44 MajinTrunks[52031] |
| 207.23.168.3 |
| haha page sucks!!! |
| #45 MajinTrunks[52033] |
| 207.23.168.46 |
haha tyler is gay
boooo |
| #46 [HK]SlipKnoT[52034] |
| 207.23.168.37 |
Ya ok Riley G watch your cartoons ok?
I own you at visual Basics and starcraft! |
| #47 [HK]SlipKnoT[52035] |
| 207.23.168.37 |
Ya ok Riley Go watch your cartoons ok?
I own you at visual Basics and starcraft! |
| #48 MajinTrunks[52036] |
| 207.23.168.46 |
HAHAHAHAHA
you are shitty at both, and this piece of shit br
deserves a kick in the nuts which you will be getting
shortly |
| #49 [HK]SlipKnoT[52037] |
| 207.23.168.37 |
| Dont we have anything better to do that argue on the last day in school in computer class! My nuts need a kick they havent been used in awhile! jk har har har |
| #50 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[52130] |
| cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com |
<font color=yellow>Slipknot, it was a funny report. Everyone has trouble with html and the like with their first report. Don't listen to these guys. I'd like to see more from you in the future, and I recommend you dont take the criticism from the comments sections personally. We all have to deal with them.
Au Rev
Proto |
| #51 a[W]o_Stilicho[53096] |
| KRLDA010-0142.splitrock.net |
| Man...you're hot! Almost as hot as Britney Spears! You wanna go out some time? |
| #52 testosterone[81567] |
| mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com |
| HI SLIPPY |
| #53 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[123950] |
| atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net |
| weeeee that was me |
| #54 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[131038] |
| atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net |
| =)=) Expect another one soon! |
| #55 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[147349] |
| h24-71-155-125.ok.shawcable.net |
| rofl this was terrible hahahaha |
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