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#1 [52938]
ip117.vancouver6.dialup.canada.psi.net
FIRST!
#2 ovinder[52949]
erbium-asy-7.rutgers.edu
Ouch. I couldn't see a single pic.

It sounded like the players were very new to BW, or they spent their entire BW "careers" on BGH. Your commentary on the game shows that you're still very early into learning about the game as well.

There's nothing wrong with being early on the learning curve, even if some of the comments which may follow this post try to convince you otherwise. But, its kind of difficult for many of the regulars here to read this kind of BR without wincing at least a few times, I suspect, at the newbieness of it all.

If you can play guitar like Eddy Van Halen, its just plain unpleasant to listen to somebody just starting out who can't put together more than a few simple chords.

There's not many "Eddie Van Halen's" of BW here, and I'm definitely not one, but many of the regulars are much further up the learning curve than either you or the players in this game.

I don't mean to discourage you, but I would recommend that you might stop by www.starcraft.org to check out their strategy guide to help out your game. Also stop by www.nukewinter.com/sc to see my (one and only) contribution to the SC community about how newer players can improve their BW macro skills (under the name elvencrystals, "macro with zerg").









#3 Peanut[52954]
gosax2-109.dialup.optusnet.com.au
OMFG THIS REPORT SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF AS A SPAM!
#4 Sonneillon[52958]
tsdlsk01d0101015.sk.sympatico.ca
Out of curiousity, I checked to see the source of your pictures. For some reason it did not surprise that it was angelfire.

First thing you should do, get your pics over to Geocites/tripod/etc.

Second thing, rewrite this WITH A LOT more detail. Simple as that.

-Sonny Bouy





#5 Smoke[52961]
cache01-e3b.syd.optusnet.com.au
If this didn't suck it would be good.
#6 shiro[52975]
proxy1.hawaii.rr.com
I dig the little white squares w/ red X's
#7 ++swinger++[52983]
html.net
the report was too scampery (word?)
exapmle:

he first move was made by Pheonix with some zeals.

than after that attack is thwarted, Kane came up with a very Cunning counter.

He diecided to send all of his drones from his main to attack. The drones at his Expansion still mined but the rest were dead.

THE HELL? IT WAS NEVER TOLD THE GUY HAD AN EXPANSION
CUNNING COUNTER? SENDIN DRONES TO ATTACK. HUMOR?









#8 BW-sux[52990]
spider-to017.proxy.aol.com
No pics. Try again.

ovinder: Mark4, Johnny_Vegas, Bob the Newt are all very good players.

BW-sux

#9 Kane-[52992]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Ovinder: he neglected to mention that I was in the game to be gay. That was my whole point to the game. To come up with amusing strats and implement them. Like in the first game, I did an extractor trick and planted my hatchery at the 12 main. It was never even noticed at all. I attacked him with my first six lings, wiped all of his probes off the map. He countered with roughly 3 zlots, but I had a couple sunkens in my mineral line. Since he had jack shit for economy, I decided to whack him back with drones, but my timing was off and my lings showed up too late.

In the 2nd game, I just did extremely weird stuff. Like I went first corsiars to whack ovies, then dark archons for maelstrom. Funny thing is, those tactics worked :) I froze several ovies to allow my cannons to kill them, and I did a strom and storm raid on his 6 nat. Only to kill 1 drone. :(

I had expanded to my natural, my min only, 12 main, and 12 nat to his 6 main, 6 nat, and lower right island. Since I had so many resources it was like a bgh game, it was either arbiters or archons :)

Anyways, there was a lot of info I know he saw but he didn't put in. Neo, next time, take a few days, write the br on a different program, and just keep revising and reediting. That's why my first br flopped, cause I wrote it in half an hour and it was barely coherent.

And I couldn't see the pics :( I wanted to see the pics dammit! ;)
#10 SlingsNArrows[52993]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Heh, don't feel bad :o) Kane and Phoenix are bitches to report on, because all they do is smack talk and do stupid crap ;o) right guys?

And congratulations to Ovinder, who phrased his opinion (and mine) in a perfect way. Mind reading weirdo! Ahem... take his advice writer. Kane/Phoenix couldn't hurt you and I either :o) heh.
#11 ovinder[52995]
gsmax16.Rutgers.EDU
BW-sux:

No recriminations or insults meant to anybody, I went out of my way to phrase my post that way.

The only person I claimed *wasn't* the same to BW as Eddie Van Halen is to the guitar is *me*. I'm sure Mark4 and several others who stop by regularly are excellent players if you say they are.
#12 British[FTL][52998]
204.245.4.140
No pictures, yo. I can't read it if it doesn't have pictures.
#13 Neoness[52999]
r4p1.directcon.net
DAMN DAMN DAMN DMAN DMAN DMAN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! actually the pictures had a lot of text in them and help layout the game and the blasted links didnt work. I give up i think screw doing br's
#14 bongoloid[53019]
fw8.intuit.com
Keep trying.

This report will serve to reinforce your 3.5 lifetime rating.

bongoloid
#15 Phoenix-S-[53023]
r-177.107.alltel.net
To the 2nd comment person: fuck you
Neo, this report really sucked, ok? You didnt describe the games acurately, and even though I was fucking around and sucked during both of those games, you made it look like we were actually both total newbies. Those games were so stupid and one sided they shouldnt have even been BRed to begin with.
#16 Phoenix-S-[53024]
r-177.107.alltel.net
Sorry about the fuck you part but I <b>hate</b> BGH with a passion.
#17 Phoenix-S-[53025]
r-177.107.alltel.net
Sorry about the fuck you part but I <b>hate</b> BGH with a passion.

Hm... Slings, I'm gonna hunt you down and murder you :o

If you were gonna at leaste make it funny you shoulda waited till I did my awsome vulture rush! KeK
Sad thing is it was successfull and killed his econ :o
#18 ++swinger++[53029]
html.net
ut o
i hear it
from a far distance

JERRY, JERRY

:)
#19 Jerry Springer[53031]
html.net
aww hell no, i aint getting in this
#20 scrapperdod2[53152]
pur167.bdraper.albany.edu
this report sux



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