| #1 [z]RubberDucky[59124] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
| omfg look at me i got first comment aren't i gosu????? |
| #2 [z]RubberDucky[59125] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
| Damn cheater |
| #3 ::nobody::[59126] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
omfg i spelled Deux wrong :P
ciao!
Nobo |
| #4 [z]RubberDucky[59127] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
YAY I GET TO PLAY D2 WITH NOBO AGAIN=D
btw, if yall think i stand a chance on #1 suck, say "Aye" (i just wanna know)
the next game is mucho funny, and the last one is TOTALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS (how funny is it when ghosts lock down ultras coz of a ghost lockdown hack?) |
| #5 CynicalMagician[59128] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
haahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhahaah
that was friggin' hilarious. You can't beat nobo, I'm really sorry to anyone that tries, but you just cn'at |
| #6 huk. i meant can't[59129] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| =P |
| #7 Sephh[59130] |
| 202.188.209.218 |
| Rei Ayanami from Evangelion. Huk. |
#8  [59131] |
| 64.30.215.28 |
haha, I like the commercials. Killer report nobo!
|
| #9 Vaevictis666[59132] |
| PIIMM-02.csc.UVic.CA |
Sephh?? what are you thinking...
I was sure that was Ayame from Dead or Alive 2...
- V |
| #10 Talon[59133] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| it was good except for that enthused changed colors at least 20 times throughout the report |
| #11 Dr.Zchivago[59134] |
| proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com |
Wow.
Gald to see a report from you nobo. Superb!
I was laughing the whole time. Better luck next time Ducky!
-Dr.Z |
| #12 Limp_Bizkit666[59135] |
| 211.168.50.23 |
OMG, nobody..
you MESSED up..
omg.. you forgot the LEGENDARY preview button..
in the middle of the game, the tags got messed and more than half of the BR was totally humped..
hope you remake it..
byeya
p.s-i won't even finish reading in highlighted-form.. sorry |
| #13 Limp_Bizkit666[59136] |
| 211.168.50.23 |
ooops. i think i sounded a little harsh..
hmm, not meant to be that way... it was supposed to be sarcastic..
oh well, i still love your pix and the beginning part. it's just that the tags got lost in the middle and i was unable to finish it..
sorry
byeya
p.s-no p.s intended.. =] |
| #14 Satanic_Toaster[59137] |
| ppp103.57-253-207.hull.mt.videotron.net |
Nobo, you are the best !!!
|
| #15 ::nobody::[59138] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
asdf i did preview but i didnt notice Enth's name shifted between 2 different colors. :P
Limp the only problem i see is Enth's name :P
ciao!
Nobo |
| #16 SlingsNArrows[59139] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
u missed some stuff, like: "Harm"Aphrodite
I can't believe u cut that off! asdsf |
| #17 Cyan[59140] |
| spider-ti011.proxy.aol.com |
| Wow, very entertaining. Keep up the good work. I hope Ethused wins the next one, hes cool. |
| #18 probe[59141] |
| 24.28.20.23 |
you spelled "it" wrong on one of your pics...
anyways, absolutely hilarious + well written br!
funny as hell, cool previews (lofl probes flame service), you got the battles and descriptions out well, and it starred DUCKY! (a bonus)
fucking 10!
plz:) |
| #19 Satanic_Toaster[59144] |
| ppp103.57-253-207.hull.mt.videotron.net |
You did not mentionned that ducky's 40 level barbarians beated your lvl 42 necro in 1v1 like he ask you ? oh well...
|
| #20 Zalbag[59146] |
| chi-tgn-goh-vty139.as.wcom.net |
Great BR! a few mistakes but nevertheless.
i thought toaster would OWN enth. but o well. i cant believe slings had a shot at winning :D hilarious commercials too
-Zal |
| #21 Fractal_Wave[59147] |
| 24.64.214.37.bc.wave.home.com |
~chant~
Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo! Nobo!
~/chant~
This is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Although you did butcher the player colors a few times, it's still damn good.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #22 Limp_Bizkit666[59149] |
| 211.168.50.20 |
sorry nobody..
i guess the problem is with the comp...
but half way into the report, i see this.. "These three guys would give me no rest as the reporter, for right after Slings and Enth finished duking it out, "Nuclear Launch Detected" popped up on the screen again and I scrambled to find the dot. Ducky informed me that it was the same place as before?font color = "#d66321">Toaster was aiming to completely wipe Slings' only expo off the map. "
of course, after the ?font color ' "#d66321", all i see is the colored names and pictures out of alignment.....
hmm, since everyone else has NO problem with it, i apologize for the mistake...
but that was what i saw, and that was i reported..
anyways, since i can't fix that, and since i hate reading things highlighted, i'll read it when i get home..
byeya
p.s-does anyone else see this problem??? hmmm |
| #23 Snork~Dimmy[59150] |
| async206-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
damn that was very nice, apart from a few text color errors that was sweet, my money is on Ducky to come thru and be #1 suck at the end of the series!!
9.8
bye,
Snork~Dimmy |
| #24 [z]RubberDucky[59151] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
| just fyi, i was lvl 31 at the time of the ownage of his newbie amazon =D |
| #25 +AnathemA+[59152] |
| ip133.phoenix12.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| no, noone else sees that problem. limp, you suck. probe sucks. nobo sucks. you should be able to prosecute people who make reports this good. by the way, i suppose i just missed the announcment, but if you talk to anyone who's ever seen me play, i am hands down the shittiest thing to ever happen to this game, so i would take the #1 suck with little effort at all. although, i might add, i did beat the hell out of nobs and it was br-ed so he can never forget it. |
| #26 [z]RubberDucky[59154] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
| haha when you see the next game you'll be absolutley positive im #1 suck (i play zerg and i got battlecruisers. I hack) |
| #27 anal-banana[59156] |
| bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com |
That was a fucking amazing report.
Whoring powder!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAH. Just put some on your ass... LOL
Those commercials were the best!
The anime girl in the opening is rei from Evangelion.
That was a GREAT report. I LOVED IT. |
#28  [59157] |
| dt031nab.tampabay.rr.com |
| you're fucked up guy |
| #29 DarkMarine[59158] |
| spider-ti033.proxy.aol.com |
| Kick Ass report. i like the chiack at the end! |
| #30 Snork~Dimmy[59159] |
| async206-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
Phoenix-S- should have been in the #1 suck series, he sucks worse than all of us.
bye,
Snork~Dimmy |
| #31 Affire[59161] |
| cwipnc01.bigpond.com |
Some small html and word errors here and there, but thats about the bulk of the bad bits.
Only 3 words can describe this battlereport.
KE KE KE |
| #32 Affire[59162] |
| cwipnc01.bigpond.com |
| And where is the alt text!? I want my !@#$ing alt text!!*!! |
| #33 garett[59163] |
| cdm64-157.tyler.net |
| cool |
| #34 DragonValgarv[59164] |
| homer.nawcad.navy.mil |
Heh heh, it would have been funnier seeing the blind ultra if you hadn't spoiled it before release =P Awesome game and report tho, the commercials rocked ^^ You should do some kind of "Personals" ad next time, hahahaha.
Yay, another Faye pic LOL! I never cared much for that Rei pic tho...= too out of character. ^^; But yay nonetheless.
I would probably win #1 suck hands-down =
~DV |
| #35 S_Warrior[59165] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
This br was great
great pics
good colours
excellent game
exciting writing
good humor
you own nobody :p
( get it? get it? huk huk ^^ )
<p>
<font color=red><h1>Carnage + Ownage = 10 </h1></font> |
| #36 exactly[59168] |
| spider-wg081.proxy.aol.com |
| good report, heh. |
| #37 ProtectorofAiur[59171] |
| coswebproxy1.core.hp.com |
| i haven't received that many calls for hooked on poanics, if you order now, i'll throw in a free collector's picture of me free of charge! (offer only good in canada) |
#38  [59173] |
|
I skipped ahead to commercials ^^.
If you want an error corrected, email me the entire report text with the corrected parts in it. I'll replace the current text with what you send. |
| #39 Scrode[59176] |
| users2.chicago.xor.com |
AWESOME!!!
AWESOME!!!
AWESOME!!!
AWESOME!!!
A BLIND Utlra!! LOL!
10 |
| #40 Prester John[59177] |
| 137.187.50.72 |
| I really enjoyed this report. The game was close and very interesting, and you gave attention to the little details that make the big differences. Having commercials was a great idea, too. I loved Slings' last-minute resurgence. If only he hadn't bunched his templar... |
| #41 King-Lewis[59179] |
| modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
How is this not a 10 ?? ! I liked every asoect of this report.
Very good job.
10. |
| #42 CrazyTheFirebat[59184] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| This...this...people...is why ::nobody:: is in the HOF. GOOOSSSUUU!!! 10 10 10! Whooppeee!!! |
| #43 ::nobody::[59186] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
ah HA! i figured out what went wrong :P
I use the "replace" option in Winword to add player colors. I type of the report with no HTML tags, then i simple use replace to put the tags in. Well i did Enth's color wrong the first time, so i had to replace over it. The problem was that Winword didnt pick up and of the messed up ones that had punctuation on the end. Therefore, " 's ", commas, and colons messed up the colors :P
im sending the fixed one to Mark right now :P
ciao!
Nobo |
| #44 EnThuseD[59187] |
| 1Cust13.tnt1.charlotte.nc.da.uu.net |
| great br..you got all the action ..since i was the only one who caused it all i know..down to every aspect...man i was totally tripped when i heard something hit my ultra..who woulda known it was a medic blinding it...ohh well..gg i hope im not #1 suck :(...this was a blood bath..and im sure the next one will be too. |
| #45 EnThuseD[59188] |
| 1Cust13.tnt1.charlotte.nc.da.uu.net |
| ps. what is this micro i keep hearing about? |
| #46 BW-sux[59189] |
| spider-tm081.proxy.aol.com |
Hmmm... NOTHING WRONG!
10
BW-sux |
| #47 ProtectorofAiur[59190] |
| coswebproxy1.core.hp.com |
| hooked on poanics, chobo to gosu in 3 easy tapes. call now while there are still soem left! 1-800-iluvpoa |
| #48 <font color=tan style=timesnewroman>Psi-Channeler</font>[59192] |
| 91.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
great report, some of the pics didnt load for me though. =/
oh well
<font color=silver>Psi</font> |
| #49 ::nobody::[59193] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
ooh, and i added alt text to the corrections when Mark gets it!
alt-text = you must read a second time! muhahaha :D
poa: i ordered the tapes :D
ciao!
Nobo |
| #50 Psi-Channeler[59194] |
| 91.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
doh n/m i went back and they all loaded. good thing cause 1 of em was the last one <i><font>color=yellow>*phew*</i></font>
Psi |
| #51 well there ya have it folks my html skillz suck[59195] |
| 91.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
messed up the tag, oh well
<font color=yellow><i>*phew*</font></i> |
| #52 [59196] |
| static24-72-31-52.reverse.accesscomm.ca |
| im a gay bitch |
| #53 [59197] |
| static24-72-31-52.reverse.accesscomm.ca |
| 10 |
| #54 Afro~[potato][59198] |
| adsl-63-200-50-207.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
good report
more cartoon hos next time |
| #55 wangsonn[59202] |
| fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net |
cool report. poa, how much do the tapes cost? do i get a discout for being in your son club?
|
| #56 m1ndcontrol[59203] |
| wpad.cyberglobe.net |
| Great BR man, beautiful work. Looking forward to the rest of the series :) |
| #57 m1ndcontrol[59204] |
| wpad.cyberglobe.net |
| Forgot to mention that the adds were HILARIOUS! :) |
| #58 Warfare[59206] |
| 209-63-113-57.sea.jps.net |
It looks like tens will now be reserved only for BRs that have flash or some other multimedia device.
Once again, we can thank the french for ruining it for everyone. (Just like nuclear testing.)
War |
| #59 PeonLover[59207] |
| d151-14.frptny.optonline.net |
Hey
Where the hell was i in this battle report.
I am the #1 suck. Nobody sucks more than me. How can you have a #1 suck BR without me in it. I have the #1est Sucker Ever! |
| #60 Vegita of Pooh[59222] |
| host86-47.iwbc.net |
| Damnit, I read all that and Slings didn't win??? That brown terran guy hacks, only because he won! Since everybody that wins hacks, or at least that's what the bgh people tell me ^_^ |
| #61 Heartcutter[59224] |
| activer-2.ussntc.savvis.net |
Nobody...
You are the Mac. You give Shaft a run for his money.
-HC |
| #62 Breeze[59227] |
| 212.5.159.58 |
9?
Who gave this a 9 ?!? =[
10 |
| #63 Gerbil Shepard[59229] |
| users2.chicago.xor.com |
| I thought the #1 suck was Exactly's mom. |
#64  [59230] |
| fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| Am I allowed to rate this or should I not because I like nobo so much? =] |
| #65 eri[59231] |
| msx-tro-13-29.ppp.cybercity.no |
omg.. i thought this report owned king-lewis'. and you give this 2 9 and mr.lewis 5 10s jajaja
cant always agree
|
| #66 SCV~007[59233] |
| t5o57p10.telia.com |
I don't think this report should get a lower rating than King-Lewis' report...
Ok the flash was outstanding and the theme too but the actual report in this one is fantastic!
I wouldn't give this or King-Lewis' report a 10 but since this one is way better than King-Lewis' it should get it..
<b>10</b> |
| #67 Napoleic[59243] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
I sorta agree scv~007, except I think they both deserve a 10 :)
Great work Nobo, that was a true pleasure to read. Thanks to you and King Lewis my afternoon is shot :p
Every idea was fantastic and the game itself owned. Terran Turtles > FFA's on big maps...
Duck for Suck!
Duck for Suck! |
| #68 JFeTT[59244] |
| ro04-204-210-189-182.ce.mediaone.net |
| Rei doesn't fit the report.. |
| #69 The Lakers[59246] |
| user-2iniu6c.dialup.mindspring.com |
baaaaaaa
nobo u suck
die!
haha good job again
just wait when i get a good br going |
#70  [59249] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
[It's a 3on3 ::Nobody::, Bane, and Myself vs 3 Gosu Koreans,
all 3 of us take a large army to dispatch all 3 of these Koreans.
::Nobody:: goes in first takes 50 hydras and razes the guys base except for one building]
Korean1: I have dispatched 100 hydras, they will be returning now!
::Nobody:: were they teal like you? Actually it was more like fifty.
Make it quick.
[Earlier in the game Bane's scouting peon had been killed.
It was time for revenge.]
Bane: Do you remember me?
Korean1: I didn't mean to kill him it was my right!
Bane: Eh? Well I have come to claim the right of a Executor!
[And razes his base. Now that it's 2 on 3 the other Koreans ask to allie up]
::Nobody:: I am ::Nobody:: and the 2 of you will be spared, go back to Korea
and tell them there that US's ppl will not take your hacking lightly anymore,
tell them US is hack free.
[::Nobody:: then tells us]
::Nobody:: Raze them.
[Before we allied them we razed almost all of there base except for a building
and then allied up with them]
::Nobody:: is so gosu that he doesn't even need partners to help in a 3 on 1 in fact
even if we backstabbed him it wouldn't matter HE IS 7 FEET TALL WITH A SWORD!!!!
THIS BR IS GODLY!!!!!
9
Fox^1 |
| #71 Admiral Ingram[59252] |
| 24.26.221.131 |
This was very cool and funny but I also have thatproblem where the pictures have to be highlighted.
p.s. Ursadons own Bengallase |
| #72 [59253] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Read the report again for the 5th time.
It owns. I mean my Macro powder was funny, but GOD Probe's, Mark4's, and POA's were hilarious.
ROFL now that you have designated me as whore. TOday I had to expand 5 times just because.
Fox^1 |
| #73 JFeTT[59260] |
| ro04-204-210-189-182.ce.mediaone.net |
| Hey Fox, Your ass kissing gets a little irratating after a while.. |
#74  [59269] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-790.look.ca |
| Haha, commercials owned, 10! |
| #75 ~13~ShAdOwDrAc[59277] |
| spider-wm053.proxy.aol.com |
| Great report-deserves a 10, but one little factor that be bothering me. The Alt-Text isn't loading right, its giving me a | thingie then the first word. Might just be my lame-ass comp, but might not, but that the only wrong thing I saw in it |
| #76 weesle[59278] |
| cr60057-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com |
| Only 2 anime chicks?? U BASTARD!!! |
| #77 teck.lika.hore[59280] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Good report...maybe i'm fucked up but i saw all the players as different colors than they were in the game... blue, green, teal, etc... that confused me royally but oh well... maybe its my comp. great report, funny, COMMERCIALS OWNED thx gw
tecklikahore |
| #78 [z]RubberDucky[59364] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
| Boycott ::Nobody::! |
| #79 [59407] |
| spider-wl034.proxy.aol.com |
| duhh i dont get it. |
| #80 Terrenigma[59446] |
| idslppp27.sttl.uswest.net |
Nobody, I'm disappointed that you didn't get 10's across the board. This BR was vastly superior to the one posted by our beloved Frenchy, and yet received inferior marks. Your report was based on an interesting game, had very creative content, well done pictures, and was written excellently. The Frenchy report had some roaring funny quotes and two lame flash movies. The writing was average (english may not be The King's first language, but that doesn't excuse Frenchy from keeping things interesting), and the game was predictable.
Someone please enlighten me as to why Nobo got jipped. |
| #81 DragonValgarv[59448] |
| wiggum.nawcad.navy.mil |
I couldn't read the alt-text, so I had to view source =
Heheh, moose are funny, nuff said. But I think it'd be cooler to be an ostrich farmer.
~DV |
| #82 SCV~007[59461] |
| t5o57p15.telia.com |
Need I add more?
The fact that you stole the idea from WilliamWC3 gives this a solid 10. (And besides it was decent report =)
<b>10</b> |
| #83 jeezumcrow[59468] |
| svwebw02.statestreet.com |
| hehe commercials were genius! |
| #84 WilliamWC3[59474] |
| twcassidy.erols.com |
Great job.
I knew the number one suck would catch on someday.
When I get back to school I'll have to kick your ass around bnet some more. |
| #85 Elendale[59496] |
| ACA3833B.ipt.aol.com |
Oh my FAWKING GAWD! *kisses Nobo's ass* I didn't read past 'probe's flaming service' due to the fact that i pulled the plug when i fell off my chair laughing. My roomates think i've lost it now. A 10 for the probe bit alone... and the anime chick... yeah... need more of those though.
-Elendale |
| #86 ....(variable[59570] |
| 24.65.227.89 |
gw dude... shite....
|
| #87 Lord Venom[59646] |
| sj-isp-nat-pool-34.cisco.com |
| SSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR |
| #88 Lord Venom[59647] |
| sj-isp-nat-pool-34.cisco.com |
| Cool I found out how to jack up the comments section ^_^ |
| #89 Jabba_TDA[59748] |
| b26.dkm.cz |
| ROFL, Probe's flaming service |
| #90 GammaRayBurst[59770] |
| ip194.san-francisco56.ca.pub-ip.psi.net |
Awesome, simply awesome.
The commercials were great. The game was great. The pictures were great. Very great :)
-GRB |
| #91 Spuzz[60765] |
| jfsn-01-247.dialup.netins.net |
G'huh. I'm dumbfounded. Gurgle. Puh. report...awesome...erection...
When is part 2 coming!!??
Spuzz |
| #92 CraX[60770] |
| dialups-233.palmer.mtaonline.net |
In the imortal words of Cartman "Kickass"
CraX |
| #93 }{i[60900] |
| sdn-ar-016casfrMP177.dialsprint.net |
This was an awesome BR... good writing, good pics, suspenseful game... text color did not really bug me... I thought this deserved perfect 10s if King-Lewis's BR could get perfect 10's because this one is much better in all aspects except it didn't have flash...Oh well, doesn't need one.
10 10 10 |
| #94 Psi~Swarm[60926] |
| spider-wk081.proxy.aol.com |
I enjoyed reading this report. I want to tell you I've enjoyed all your reports ::nobody::! You write good BR's and I hope you contiue to write them. I saw no flaws and thought it was detailed even though there were 4 people to watch.
Psi~Swarm |
| #95 Moros[62234] |
| 216.250.2.30 |
This is a fine example of top of the line battle reporting! The game didn't sound like the battle of the century, but who cares? The concept, the theme, the style, all 10! The commercial breaks are a total crack! All in all, one of the best wastes of 45 minutes in a hell of a long time.
Your efforts are well rewarded, ::nobody::. May you receive the recognition you deserve.
I look forward to the continuation of the #1 Suck epic.
The rest o' ya'll, get out yer crayons and take some notes.
|
| #96 The Lakers[69278] |
| 24.41.0.151 |
spam time to get to 100!
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| #97 The Lakers[69279] |
| 24.41.0.151 |
spam time to get to 100!
|
| #98 The Lakers[69280] |
| 24.41.0.151 |
spam time to get to 100!
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