| #1 Fractal_Wave[62418] |
| 24.67.140.114.bc.wave.home.com |
First Comment. Hope That Worked.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #2 WarLeaderJustin[62419] |
| spider-we031.proxy.aol.com |
| 1st |
| #3 WarLeaderJustin[62420] |
| spider-we031.proxy.aol.com |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| #4 Fractal_Wave[62421] |
| 24.67.140.114.bc.wave.home.com |
Omfg I love this site. Been less than a minute since i posted.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #5 ::nobody::[62422] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
OMG frac you are 100% pure ownage. :D
you know whats funny, i remember you saying that our writing styles are alike (which they are :P) but so are our pic styles :D
Frac u just plain own :)
and since im not a rater i can say <b>10</b> no questions asked kekeke
ciao!
Nobo |
#6  [62426] |
| dt031n0f.tampabay.rr.com |
wooooooooooo doggy
couldn't ask for anything mroe in a report!
and fight club references give you an automatic +20 to rating, which maxes out at 10 unfortunately |
| #7 Scarab[62427] |
| ACA939D6.ipt.aol.com |
hmm...
O =+3
W =+3
N =+3
9
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| #8 Fractal_Wave[62428] |
| 24.67.140.114.bc.wave.home.com |
<b>Nobo:</b> I noticed that the papyrus font looks really similar to your stuff.
<b>Bobo:</b> You're crazy, and lucky, but we still love you.
I'm waiting for people to say "this doesn't deserve a 10! What's bob thinking!??!"
;)
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #9 TelepathicSheep[62430] |
| 56K-238.MaxTNT5.pdq.net |
| Baa...thought you were joking when you said you were gonna br this.Maybe a quick tech to wraiths wasn't a good idea afterall when there is 3 raxs besides your main=(.But it was still a good game.Good br also as you got everything right on what happened. |
| #10 Scarab[62432] |
| ACA939D6.ipt.aol.com |
| this dosen't deserve a 10! What's bob thinking!??! Buttsex?? |
#11  [62433] |
| inehou-pxy05.compaq.com |
Hahahahahaahaahahahahah
The blind Sair was the funniest dam thing ever. Bob you own, Frac you own for getting a screen of that.
9
Fox^1 |
#12  [62435] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-583.look.ca |
| :) 9 |
| #13 eriador[62436] |
| port53.msx13-tro.ppp.cybercity.no |
omg this DOES deserve a 10 =[
good job, love your writing style, and pics owned as well
but my dear sheep, dont lose in a battlereported game on dire again, please =p
eri |
| #14 GammaRayBurst[62437] |
| as3-2-5.HIP.Berkeley.EDU |
Yes the Fight Club references kicked ass. The report kicked ass. Really really nice. Your writing is awesome and it's funny!! I loved it.
-GRB |
| #15 Spuzz[62441] |
| jfsn-01-242.dialup.netins.net |
Heh,
Very good report! I liked the laid-back writing style--it was just plain fun to read it. Nice and long, too. I command you to write another one. :)
Oh, and Cactrot...Edgar's drill <b>owns</b> you. :D
Spuzz |
| #16 Warfare[62444] |
| drip253.drizzle.com |
"EAT BLIND SAIR BITCH"
And a double-triple rax float. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
Only a fucking GOD could(would?) do that.
War
|
| #17 King_[LSRS-13][62452] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
Kickass.
|
| #18 SlingsNArrows[62453] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| No doubt your ownage causes moanage among the ladies. I know I felt some orgasmic twinges when I read this. |
| #19 garett[62457] |
| spider-tk062.proxy.aol.com |
| ive experienced bobs rax float(he was obs though), and boy is it gay. |
| #20 CriziS[62459] |
| modemcable187.42-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
LOL SLINGS! I felt the same too!
I almost shot my load right in the blind sair's eye |
| #21 BW-sux[62460] |
| spider-we024.proxy.aol.com |
This owned, but NO ONE HAS NOTICED THE NAMES NOT COLOR-CODED!!!
9
BW-sux |
| #22 testosterone[62463] |
| mkc-166-189-55.kc.rr.com |
kick ass report man, slings, that comment owned
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| #23 Sonneillon[62464] |
| tsdlsk01d01010120.sk.sympatico.ca |
Being Canadian, I laughed for a while at this quote:
<i>I get an economy running that's substantially weaker that the Canadian dollar, but it's better than nothing.</i>
Someday, I'll write something for this site. Someday...
Oh, and 9. |
| #24 CrazyTheFirebat[62468] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Hmm....lets sum this up statisticly...
Long report: +2
::nobody:: caliber pictures: +4
Good humor: +1
Fight club™ refrences: +1
Good Writeing: +3
Bob cheezeing:+2
That adds up to be 13. Which rounds up to 10. OWN! FRACTAL 4 HOF!! AND BREEZE!! |
| #25 SlingsNArrows[62472] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
btw, Frac. If my
"Don't doubt Goz, he's only one letter away from God" quote comes down, there will be hell to pay.
unless you replace it with many other cool quotes by SlingsNArrows. |
#26  [62478] |
| as530029.infocom.com |
Muahaha...
Bob owns... Corair.Blind == Funny<i>!</i>
Awesome report fractal. There's enough 9's now so I'll throw another 10 in there for good measure. Your writing kicks... :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #27 [62479] |
| dt031n0f.tampabay.rr.com |
ahahahaha garret
man that was the best thing ive ever done |
| #28 Sp+nE[62481] |
| dialup0538-pri.voicenet.com |
i didnt read this but since fractal+wave did it, it rocks
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| #29 WarLeaderJustin[62482] |
| spider-wj054.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG! That was ownage, Frac!
100%. |
| #30 Yatrix[62487] |
| 1Cust14.tnt2.valparaiso.in.da.uu.net |
wow...this report...wow. to be honest, i thought the pics were nice, but not breeze calibur. i didn't think they were GREAT. but they were pretty. not alot of battle pics, but more like aftermath and precursory event pics. but the writing is what made this report. like i said, the pics didn't really convey much action, but the writing was the best i've read yet. incredible, man. the "I'm Jack's..." comments had me dying. hehe. if this report had no pictures, you'd get a 9 from me if i were rating. with the pictures, you get a 9. hehe. man. i didn't read the middle game really, i saw it was 2 lines long. so i assumed crappy game. only reason i'd not give it a 10 is cuz the first game really had no pics aside from the map.
but i have to say, fractal, along with breeze, you are one of the reasons i will log on soon. so keep that cd dustless and keep playing/obsing/br'ing and give this souless wretch something to do.
I wanna be a fractal wave when i grow up....
Yatrix |
| #31 [62488] |
| 203.10.64.92 |
ROTFLMAO. thats the funniest one i've read to date. gotta hand it to Newt, he's a clever SOB.
here's my fav pick up line:
Hey babe, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy ?
sieges. |
| #32 Futch[62489] |
| 203.10.64.92 |
ROTFLMAO. thats the funniest one i've read to date. gotta hand it to Newt, he's a clever SOB.
here's my fav pick up line:
Hey babe, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy ?
sieges. |
| #33 Scarab[62493] |
| ACA4C1AE.ipt.aol.com |
uhhhh 10
Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass Dumbass |
| #34 Wile_E_Coyote[62496] |
| cr499310-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com |
Pimp Ninja?
11 |
| #35 Ain Soph[62519] |
| 1Cust136.tnt1.dfw5.da.uu.net |
Fractal...Of course Kerrigan is really hot! if it werent for that loading screen i would never play this game, and my screen wouldnt have all that white crap on it.
BTW i loved the report
10 |
| #36 Scrode[62530] |
| proxy.chicago.xor.com |
Great BR Fractal!! This owned, great writing, awesome pics, funny as hell!!
wheeeeee! |
| #37 Prester John[62532] |
| 137.187.50.72 |
| Very funny writing, and good coverage of the little strategic details (e.g. the race to get the spire done and mutas started before the last two OLs died). Quite enjoyable. |
| #38 Limp_Bizkit666[62543] |
| la-ip-1-26.dynamic.ziplink.net |
whoa, funny shit...
omg, i was laughing my ass into the rising sun when your ovies got POPPED!
hehehhe
oh well, a 10 from me..
(it was 9.5, but rounds up to a 10)
good shit..
byeya
p.s-what's fight club??? =] |
| #39 {GUNS_N'_ROSES}[62562] |
| proxy3-external.rdc1.on.home.com |
| We didnt need a spire when i was gettin wriaths wtf was that andom newbie thinkin |
| #40 ~Infinity[62588] |
| px1ma.cg.wave.shaw.ca |
| Thats the biggest br ive ever seen, i cant bring myself to reading it.... |
| #41 Raider[62590] |
| user-2ive3am.dialup.mindspring.com |
Great report, just one thing though, the probability of neither of your opponents being toss is actually 4/9. There are three races, so probability of one not being toss is 2/3. Since there are two of them, it's 2/3*2/3 and that's 4/9, not that bad of chances. Good report.
9.5
<font color=red>Raider</font> |
| #42 Warfare[62591] |
| 209-63-113-57.sea.jps.net |
Lets run the numbers:
Possible enemies:
ZZ
TT
PP
TP
TZ
ZP
As you can see, half the options have a Toss enemy. 50/50 chance.
War |
| #43 The-Unknown[62598] |
| ch4smc.bellglobal.com |
Actually Raider is right
1st opponent | 2nd opponent
----------------------------
Zerg Zerg
Terran Terran
Protoss Protoss
Terran Protoss
Terran Zerg
Zerg Protoss
Zerg Terran
Protoss Zerg
Protoss Terran
that's 4/9 chance that neither opponent is zerg :) |
| #44 The-Unknown[62599] |
| ch4smc.bellglobal.com |
| Err..4/9 chance that neither opponent is protoss... but applies to any race :P |
| #45 Fractal_Wave[62613] |
| 24.67.140.114.bc.wave.home.com |
Excuse me while I can't do math.
;)
Oh that's too funny. Guns calling KaD a newbie.
Heheheheheeeeee
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #46 @_Loser[62615] |
| spider-tm064.proxy.aol.com |
The movie refrence in this one was Fight Club! Damn im good.
Oh and you also quoted Shakespear's "Hamlet". I should get bonus points for that!! |
| #47 ME![62619] |
| 207.80.13.5 |
umm.. 3 rax floating is sooooo wrong, i mean what is with you ppl? you horrible little newt...sairs are gay =( and frac.. atleast he didnt like mega magebomb you.... that would be bad.. temps and sairs.. or something.. like fry your drones AND your ovies...
T.S.F.G.M.G.O.B.N
(the society for good manner games on bnet) |
| #48 Warfare[62627] |
| 209-63-113-57.sea.jps.net |
| hmmmm..... |
| #49 !Warstrike![62630] |
| ncrain.phys.nd.edu |
| Good reporting. By the way killing ol with sairs on dire is my favorite. I don't care so much if I lose as long as I can kill some OL quick :) |
| #50 SCV~007[62638] |
| t2o957p70.telia.com |
Hey nice report although all the games sucked major anus. You write well though.
9 |
| #51 Breeze[62737] |
| 195.24.46.176 |
Yes excellent report, fantastic actually =D
The games were really kinda lame for the quality of the report, but you did your job reporting them outstandingly well!!!
Breeze |
| #52 Draven911[62761] |
| adsl-208-191-166-197.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net |
| sweet report.. one pointless comment but i thought you might wanna know -- with two randoming opponents there is a 45% chance of no protoss, little less than half, not 16.5... |
| #53 Fractal_Wave[62762] |
| 24.67.140.114.bc.wave.home.com |
Well, the first two games were shit. Kinda funny because poor kad got owned twice.
;)
The third game was just so hysterical watching bob rip shit up that I had to report it, and i thought I'd throw the 1st two games in just because. That's why I had no pix for them
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #54 DER-Colestrol[62763] |
| 212.105.59.3 |
I was laughing all the time. Best report in an... eon???
10
Spuzz is right, Edgar´s drill own Cactrot |
| #55 Ranta[63469] |
| cache.kolumbus.fi |
| Great report. Best pics I have seen for looong time |
| #56 willwinforfood[63622] |
| d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net |
| whee i obs the first 2 games. such cheese. |
| #57 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[68052] |
| webcache.BrockU.CA |
OMFG OWN!!!!!!!!
This was da BEST! Far better than I expected. Jeez, I haven't had that much fun reading a report in a long, long time. OWN! Woohoo!
9.5 |
| #58 Simon[68364] |
| c321070.extern.lawrenceville.org |
| You spelt "siege"wrong |
| #59 Rumpelstiltskin[69557] |
| 213.131.139.130 |
My girlfriend is ill, my parents are getting a divorce, my grandmother is dying and I might be losing my job - and your BR still made me laugh out loud several times. This (excuse me) fucking owns. Thanks for your kind comments on my humble reports, man. Hot diggety-doo-dad.
/Rump |
| #60 Elendale[69736] |
| kundry.luther.edu |
LOL! Fract: Yes, Rydia is very hot. Too bad she's restricted by early 90s graphics :(
-Elendale (For that matter, Kain is a badass... but that's a different story) |
| #61 Fractal[141661] |
| h24-87-237-80.vc.shawcable.net |
All hail the cactrot...
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #62 Smily[144791] |
| 166.61.192.33 |
| Fuck sur 13 and hope they die or get locked up for life |
| #63 [147926] |
| cache-da01.proxy.aol.com |
| what is southside cocas can someone help |
| #64 Fractal_Wave[156616] |
| d216-232-170-238.bchsia.telus.net |
Uh. Yeah. Get down. Uh.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
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