| #1 ::nobody::[63658] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
First! YAYAYAYAY
ciao!
Nobo |
| #2 Vegita of Pooh[63659] |
| host69-88.iwbc.net |
| 2nd!!!!!! |
| #3 MrPimp6913[63660] |
| dial-tnt01-p2-143.bos.ma.meganet.net |
3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEEEEEEEEEEEeee |
#4 [63661] |
| inehou-pxy03.compaq.com |
Ok ok ok. I am sorry, but this report was so damn good. This report, was not groundbreaking. But your use of graphics has my awestruck. Your humor, detail, everything! I don't give a damn if this rating is BIAS. IF YOU THINK SO WELL THEN SUE ME. I read other ppl's reports then see yours, you are just the best.
NOBO this owns.
<h3> YOU ARE ARE GOD!!!! </h3>
10
Fox^1 |
| #5 CynicalMagician[63662] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
NJ Nobo, very nice. The graphics rocked ass, your best yet IMHO, and I actually yelled out loud when I saw the start, "Oh my god, they're playing on bloodbath!" literally. Fun stuff big shooter. Now I have ot get to work on mine so we can have dueling comments for the night. =P
Tonight hopefully folks! |
| #6 Jamellan[63663] |
| dialupE135.clsp.uswest.net |
Groovy.
Next phase: Evil Eye Laser Man hats, shirts, action figures, video games, ect...... |
| #7 JawaAvenger[63664] |
| d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net |
SWEET!
GoGoGoGoGo
Anime report, I want it out by Monday. 8) |
#8 [63665] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-199.look.ca |
| Is it just me, or is jamellans humour disturbingly normal on bnet? :) 9 |
| #9 Sonneillon[63668] |
| tsdlsk01d01010135.sk.sympatico.ca |
It is an honor to comment in your comment section nobo. That, and I feel the need to drive up your ego with another post of praise.
And, in the voice of the UT announcer when you get 15 kills in a row..."God Like!"
10. |
| #10 ProtectorofAiur[63669] |
| 55.colorado-springs-06-07rs.co.dial-access.att.net |
nobo owns :D:D:D
tmac's been rubbing my statue :[ |
| #11 WarLeaderJustin[63670] |
| spider-ti031.proxy.aol.com |
Wow, that's a 100% report right there. Great Job, Nobody! Nobody did a fine work on this. Nobody deserves a 10. NOBODY! Nobody should be awarded a rater position. Nobody on this site rocks. Nobody is God.
You're right, jokes with your name are highly entertaining. You know what else is highly entertaining? Reading your reports! Excellent work.
-WLJ |
| #12 ~LifeIsPeachy~[63671] |
| 207-172-216-221.s221.tnt1.sbo.ma.dialup.rcn.com |
Let me be the first to say... nobo, you are god. But wait, dammit, its already been said 3 times in 11 replies here. Are you starting a new religeon here? If you are then count me in!
Great report, funny as always. |
| #13 Fractal_Wave[63672] |
| 24.67.140.114.bc.wave.home.com |
I humbly request to bear your children.
We do do graphics alike, but yours are better.
;)
And that last pic is just too good.
To quote from the Quake III Announcer (take that sonny)
"Impressive"
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #14 Sonneillon[63674] |
| tsdlsk01d01010135.sk.sympatico.ca |
Had to check this site one last time before retiring... and saw post #11.
Fast fact justin - ::nobody:: is the only person to have failed the rater test. He rated stuff too high. I guess he has a heart of pure, 100% Grade A gold... |
#15 [63675] |
| cf3k-lciont.linkline.net |
| funny, pretty, sexy, and funny again! |
| #16 WarLeaderJustin[63676] |
| spider-ti072.proxy.aol.com |
That's what he means about meaning too nice? Well, then, BW-Sux should be a rater, because he has the heart of a bitch, but justified comments.
-WLJ |
| #17 Zyx[63677] |
| edtn008136.hs.telusplanet.net |
I give this a 9 due to some spelling errors:$8^B
^
|
Buck tooth
Nerd
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| #18 ::nobody::[63681] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
Fox: u OWN man :D
Jam: im already working on the merchandising :D
Cyn: bah! i whore comments like no one business! :P
Jawa: ill get right to work! :P
Tmac: Jam owns :D
WLJ: thank you! ur comment owns :)
Frac: you are ownage as always
Peachy: all are welcome to the house of Nobo :P
POA: be careful with that statue. :P
JV: thanks :) moaghunter owns! we need a freefall expansionpak :P
Zyx: bah. spelling is for the weak :D
Sonnellion:keke im proud of that fact!
that was fun :D
THANKS ALL :D
ciao!
Nobo |
| #19 Snork~Dimmy[63686] |
| async49-per2-isp-1.nas.one.net.au |
As usual a quality report, nice pics and the game was one of the funniest ever.
Eagerly waiting for an anime-chick BR and the next #1 suck game.
10 10 10 10 |
| #20 SlingsNArrows[63689] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| I'm tellin u nobo, I refuse to play final game, I deserve #1 suck and u know it. :o) |
| #21 DragonValgarv[63694] |
| wiggum.nawcad.navy.mil |
Yay!! Another nobo report XD
hehehe, nice as usual. The pic of the cannon wall with the super-zoomed cannon graphic was cool! ^.^ Pixelation is nifty...at least for video game graphic type things..
Bahahahahah, you used the CLAMP pool party picture ^v^ You know there's a counterpart picture to that that's just guys? ¬.¬ I've also got one of all the chicks from "Miyuki-chan in Wonderland", if you don't have it, you might like that one *L*
Slings, BAH! I suck even more than you do, dad. Nyeh. =P
~DV |
| #22 Scrode[63696] |
| proxy.chicago.xor.com |
| Nobody...you rule..awesome report 10!! |
| #23 SqueakyMonkey[63698] |
| osh1-436.twcny.rr.com |
Forget toys, hats, and all that crap. EELM sweat pants and boy's breifs, made by sweatshop laborers in Thailand!
Availible in K-Mart soon (assuming they pass the testing for dangerous chemicals)! |
| #24 SqueakyMonkey[63699] |
| osh1-436.twcny.rr.com |
| Oh yeah, good report, or something. |
| #25 Inssider[63702] |
| ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net |
| 26th comment ownz you. Nobo ownz you. This BR ownz you. Anime pics ownz you. 10 would be fair, but due to the incredible pics, humor, and writing, you get a 20. |
| #26 Prester John[63703] |
| 137.187.50.72 |
So happy to see a BR on Bloodbath! It reminds me of my younger days on Bnet... I've got to say, it's really funny seeing it again here. The game had a great, interesting hook to it, and the graphics and writing were (of course) quite nice. The commercials continued to be funny, as well. Good work!
I wonder what can possibly go wrong to blow Enthused's chances in a 1v1? There's gotta be _something_. Maybe he'll lose a critical detachment of troops to a pack of rabid Bengalaases.
Sheesh, forget the plural of "moose." What's the plural of Bengalaas? |
| #27 OrcManiac[63706] |
| intsfc153.mrq.gouv.qc.ca |
Weeeeee Nobo rule
that was very funny :)
awesome graphic too |
| #28 Wookie@War[63707] |
| dial-tnt01-p2-223.bos.ma.meganet.net |
Great Report very funny never stopped laughing....
great pix too. Specially the last one :P |
| #29 Shepherd[63709] |
| cm-24-161-50-11.nycap.rr.com |
Carrier WARZ on BB? Geez. . .
funny report for small map. |
| #30 `~DarKnight~'[63712] |
| 08-131.022.popsite.net |
5 orders for the Mark4 statue
5 for the Zileas
1 JV statue
2 POA statues
|
| #31 Alita99[63713] |
| 128.32.216.191 |
But... Ducky sux... =(
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| #32 CynicalMagician[63718] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Prester John: plural of Bengalaas is Bengali, or Bengalax |
| #33 TheDroneMiester[63723] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
... ... ...
... ... ...
*TheDroneMiester has died do to over exposiour(sp?) to ::nobody:: quality pics and anime. Begin funeral march.*
... ... ...
... ... ...
... ... ... |
| #34 GammaRayBurst[63731] |
| q.ssl.berkeley.edu |
Ah, you got it out =)
Wow!! Bloodbath with carriers! Amazing! The graphics on this were spectacular nobo, incredible job.
-GRB |
| #35 I AM BATMAN[63732] |
| cd280726-a.scrfld1.mb.wave.home.com |
NOBO GOOD JOB!!!
MAKE ANOTHER LASER EYE THINGY
U ARE THE BEST
dEFINATE 10
U NEED MORE ANIME CHICKSS!!!!!!!!!
gOOD jOB |
| #36 CynicalMagician[63735] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| I am Batman? Hmmm. I used to have my ICQ name as that. |
| #37 ChinksWithGuns[63736] |
| adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| godlike. |
| #38 PrincessCollsy[63744] |
| AC940A82.ipt.aol.com |
| Nice work. Any report with my Slings in it rules, but yours are just great. One of few reports that I actually read and don't just stare at the pretty pictures. Funny stuff. :o) |
| #39 Starookie[63745] |
| edtn007852.hs.telusplanet.net |
GAAHAHHHh. This Report rocked.
+19 |
| #40 Wookie@War[63746] |
| dial-tnt01-p2-017.bos.ma.meganet.net |
This Report = ownage of all others
|
| #41 T-Mac[63765] |
| spc-isp-van-uas-28-13.sprint.ca |
| umm... 1 |
| #42 minion6475[63770] |
| bg7-83.eagnet.com |
dammit i was hoping ducky would lose :(
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| #43 Dog101[63774] |
| 2Cust20.tnt39.chi5.da.uu.net |
| U rule Nobo! This report was simply awesome!!! |
| #44 The Lakers[63784] |
| user-2inis7q.dialup.mindspring.com |
| crappo, nobo take it ez on the pics, my 56k is pooped up, it won't even load properly |
| #45 _Insanitarium_[63791] |
| dialup-63.208.95.135.Miami1.Level3.net |
| You da man, great report...keep em comin! 10 |
| #46 BW-sux[63804] |
| spider-ti053.proxy.aol.com |
WLJ: I'm not as bad as HawK, or Sp|nE. The last time the rater votings happened, Mark4 decided to spam in my name and eliminated me.
T-Mac: Mark4, you know your policy.
I AM BATMAN: Nobo doesn't write EELM. Jamellan does. Worship me with him.
I just wanna say JAMELLAN IS GOD!!! Ohh, and I don't need small figurines. I have an altar of Jamellan, and I pray to it every night.
About this report, it owned. It doesn't really need any suggestions, except BR better players, but the idea of this is for crappy players.
BTW, I wanna be in a #1 suck competition.
10
BW-sux |
| #47 BW-sux[63805] |
| spider-ti053.proxy.aol.com |
Errm... Worship Jamellan with me.
BW-sux |
#48 [63809] |
| as530035.infocom.com |
Weeee, that was fun read with a nice twist at the end.
Number of times Enth has had the high score: 2
Number of times Enth has won: 0
hahahaha<i>!</i>
10
Dref |
#49 [63812] |
| as530035.infocom.com |
Oh yeah, Phoenix spam out of business = funny.
Dref |
| #50 shameless[63816] |
| spider-wq011.proxy.aol.com |
| nice BR, asdf I have been waiting for a good BB report, because it used to be played 90% of the time in the first few months...and now u see maybe one or two "3v1 comp scv rush" every hour. I love H.O.F. reports.... |
| #51 ::nobody::[63828] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
omg it'd take too long to answer everyones posts! :P
DragonV: keke yea i stole the Clamp pool party :D
Lakers: get a better connection :P
GRB: now YOU do a report :D
Cyn: omg ur helping me in the comments war :P
Slings: beat Enth but let him get a higher score kekeke
everyone Else: YOU ALL RULE!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH :D:D:D
ciao!
Nobo |
#52 [63839] |
| edtn008136.hs.telusplanet.net |
| Heh #42, if your gonna do something, do it right!! BTW T_mac owns since he's a fellow Canadian, so don't mess with him. |
| #53 Zyx[63840] |
| edtn008136.hs.telusplanet.net |
| BTW that me in the note above kekekeke |
| #54 Zyx[63841] |
| edtn008136.hs.telusplanet.net |
| Actually come to think of it, I'm going to make my own cool like jpg. Pull off some YRM styles. |
#55 [63855] |
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| spc-isp-van-uas-28-13.sprint.ca, or comment 42 author, please do not impersonate raters, fool! |
| #56 JawaAvenger[63865] |
| d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net |
Technically, he wasn't impersonating a rater...
His name is T-Mac, and if he feels like putting ratings on reports (Like BW-sux) then he can.
8P |
| #57 SCV~007[63881] |
| t6o957p75.telia.com |
How come I don't have to read this before saying it deserves a 10? I'm not sure, but it deserves it =)
I'll read it later..i.e. 2 seconds. |
| #58 SCV~007[63903] |
| t6o57p96.telia.com |
| YAY this rocks! I was right about the 10 =) |
| #59 SCV~007[63916] |
| proxy.netsetter.org |
| I love Zyx. |
| #60 EnThuseD[63942] |
| 1Cust124.tnt4.charlotte.nc.da.uu.net |
Wow..slings just told me this br waas out and it already
has 60 some odd comments...damn...heh..ive been afk for the
past 3 weeks or so..so slings if you want to play u might
want to do it know while u have a chance :P ... NOBODY IS
ONE SEXY BITCH.
PPL WHO TURTLE SUCK..DEFINATELY IF THEY HAVE THE WORD
TOASTER IN THEIR NAME...BUT HEY..THEN I WOULDNT HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO BRING U GUYS CARRIERS ON BB...
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THE "NATURALS" HAVE 3000 MIN..
EACH PATCH..I DIDNT FIND THAT OUT TILL THE END :( |
| #61 Warphead[63962] |
| ppp166.vo.lu |
*sigh*
Sometimes I wonder... |
| #62 Agent BoB[64007] |
| ryd-pr2.tpgi.com.au |
::Nobody::: (the last colon was supposed to be there)
Great report and some funny jokes... a very good choice of map too :->
one thing tho... I'm disappointed in you!
you had to use work off some poor anonomous elfwood artist
(http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/)
LoL
Peace out man, great report! |
| #63 Limp_Bizkit666[64012] |
| la-ip-101-100.dynamic.ziplink.net |
you know thee drill, you 10 getting bastard..
blah blah GOD blah blah...
OHHHH, your pics blah blah PRETTY!!!
blah blah OWNAGE!!! blah blah
i love you , blah blah GOD blah blah
byeya
p.s-blah blah ANIME CHICKS!!!! NOW~!!! blah blah |
| #64 CynicalMagician[64076] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Hey nobo, Phoenix just saw your BR, he thought it was funny and asked me to pass on a 'GJ, 9' on his behalf.
(ps I just sent him the source code of the BR, which is why he could see it but not comment) |
| #65 JFeTT[64078] |
| 204.210.188.111 |
| spit it out |
| #66 god[64245] |
| 207.80.13.5 |
| the plural of moose is meese! |
| #67 HarvKilljoy[64253] |
| godzilla.hood.army.mil |
Hmm... this report certainly warrants my commenting on it, hence, this. But seriously, folks, this map brings out a point I'd painstakingly learned way back when: on a small map, with limited space and resources, stick to the basics and go for MASS.
I'd played a 1v1 against my Chief over in Bosnia (Hats off to ya, Wild Bill) with me as 'Toss and him as Zerg. I could've rushed him and crushed him very early on if I'd have only gone for more Zealots... LOTS more Zealots. If I'd only have known what a "rush" was back then...
Back when Medics and DT's were things encountered in ER's servicing crack houses' patients... back when "what's the thingy with the dangly legs"? was AKA Overlords... back when C&C RED ALERT was king...
SNARF! Ok. Yeah. It was an interesting thing, to see a 'Toss hunker down behind a cannon wall, and to have both 'Toss go for Carriers... whoo-boy!! Sadly, the Terran was unskilled in the use of Science Vessels and FIREBATS, but ahh well, so am I! I'm still trying to figure out how to stomp Koreans and their unbelievable speed. If you've any suggestions, just drop me a line at phaedrus89@yahoo.com NO VIRUSES THANKS! I USE CONDOMS!
HARV |
#68 [64271] |
| sj-isp-nat-pool-34.cisco.com |
adgasdgsadhaslh sucky sucky asgsadghdas
1 |
| #69 me[64985] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| Nice... those ads were annoying tho. |
| #70 Anime Chick[65000] |
| kundry.luther.edu |
| I love Nobo! Lets do it in the sunroom tomorrow morning! Thx, GW! |
| #71 T_Mac - Rater[65869] |
| spider-tq033.proxy.aol.com |
| dskfjvnsdilkaf.ew,m; |
| #72 ANIME!!![67824] |
| nas-249-36.la-t.navipath.net |
I WANT ANIME
OH DO YOU??
I WANT ANIME
WOO WOO WOO!!
MAKE A NEW ANIME BR!!!! |
| #73 HKRules[83251] |
| c319192.extern.lawrenceville.org |
| Your wish is granted. |
| #74 TheRubberDucky[121086] |
| crtntx1-ar3-4-62-094-085.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net |
| you rock nobo =D |