| #1 Wangsonn[66696] |
| fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net |
1st
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| #2 WarLeaderJustin[66697] |
| spider-tf023.proxy.aol.com |
1st with style.
-WLJ |
| #3 Casper...[66698] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-734.look.ca |
| bear my children. |
| #4 WarLeaderJustin[66699] |
| spider-tf023.proxy.aol.com |
Wang, you comment whore.
-WLJ |
| #5 Scarab[66701] |
| AC8333CB.ipt.aol.com |
| WLJ you have like 31976183 1sts, that says alot |
| #6 WarLeaderJustin[66702] |
| spider-tf023.proxy.aol.com |
Correction: I have 321976183 comments.
Uh, nice battle report, Whoop, it was clear and to the point of the details in the game. I'm afraid to give my rating, though. Don't know why.
-WLJ |
| #7 +AnathemA+[66704] |
| ip183.phoenix17.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| you forgot to make a lessons learned section, which would essentially be that casper is an arrogant asshole who passes off anything said to him with the oh-so-offensive counter "newbie" (much like hawk actually) and i played alot better than he expected me to, so to casp: you blow ass, you didn't double my score. |
#8  [66709] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
| i think ill give this more than it deserves |
| #9 WarLeaderJustin[66711] |
| spider-tq063.proxy.aol.com |
Go, Bob, it's your birth day!
-WLJ |
| #10 Cerez[66716] |
| 207-172-132-10.s10.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
hmm... <BR>
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2
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Instead of calling people newbie, play and teach |
| #11 ProtectorofAiur[66718] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| Cerez: up yours newbie |
#12  [66720] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-446.look.ca |
| Whoop is fun, and im biased |
| #13 cerez[66721] |
| 207-172-132-10.s10.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
POA
Fu, I've beat you under diffrent names when I played a long time ago. |
| #14 SqueakyMonkey[66722] |
| osh1-7f8.twcny.rr.com |
Ok, let's start off:
WTF THIS DOESNN"T DESERVE A 7 IT SHOULD GETS A FOUR BECAUSE THER ATER IS BIASED FUK YOU RATER!!!!! I TYPE IN A COMPLETELY INCOHERANT MANNER BUT I WAN TYOU ALL TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY> MY ENGLISH SKILLS RIVAL THOSE OF A SSECOND GRADER AND SO DOES MY HYGEINE AND SPELING!!! BUT YOU ALL SHOULD TAKE THIS JSERUOUSLY!!! I MEAN IT FUCK YOZU BOBV TEH NEWY OR WHATEVER< YOU SUCKS! IMBALALNCE!!!!
It'll be said sooner or later. |
| #15 SqueakyMonkey[66723] |
| osh1-7f8.twcny.rr.com |
Wow, while I was typing that, someone said it. Lol.
Except theirs was slightly more coherant than usual. That's a downer. |
#16  [66724] |
| 168.91.128.28 |
Two 7's... hahaha<i>!</i>
5
Dref |
| #17 TheCabbit[66725] |
| bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com |
| I'll stay out of this? Mmm kay. |
| #18 awe 6[66728] |
| proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com |
| hmm...18th with style... |
| #19 cerez[66729] |
| 207-172-132-10.s10.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
eh then again i'd get owned now so i'll stfu =]
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| #20 Hater[66746] |
| 147.97.23.234 |
Great battle to br. It was kewl that casper nuked his own base and it worked out for him.
All I got to say to ana is::: OWNAGE!
who got owned ????
you
who owns you ????
casper
when does he own you ????
all the time, all day and night, don't fight, sit tight
and let the big nuke bite. |
| #21 ProtectorofAiur[66747] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| it was just a joke cerez. playing off your request to not have us call each other newbies. but feel free to continue spazzing. |
| #22 Melfuaru[66756] |
| cc608728-a.spdwy1.in.home.com |
| wow i havent talked 2 u guys in bout 2 or 3 weeks. Wow this report blew ass bubye |
| #23 :+:starduck:+:[66763] |
| dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu |
Dear Mr. "Whoop"
Not only do you get the award for having the most retarded name on b.net, you also get the award for the crappiest battle report ( not to mention smallest penis). Get life plz. Peace BITCH. |
| #24 WarLeaderJustin[66764] |
| spider-wc044.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG, do you realize he's a rater, and old-school, starduck? I think you're banned now.
-WLJ |
#25  [66777] |
| 24.165.190.157 |
To Mr Starduck :
How "retarded" my name is to you really is not my concern. It is definately subjective and if you feel Whoop (Short for WhoopAzz) is not as good a name as Starduck, then go you!
Obviously this report sucks. Congratulations on being masterful at pointing out the obvious. If I ever need a brain transplant I will look you up, as yours has clearly never been used.
As for penis size, I don't think you want to go there. While there are larger cocks than mine, it is quite large. (I am 6'8") Surely yours is tiny compared to mine.
Finally - as for a life, I don't know how you would define life. For most youth, it usually revolves around ones social life. While most of my days are spent working and with family, I assure you that I have .
A) Had more sex than you.
B) Been to more parties.
C) Am more popular with my peers.
D) Done more fun and cool things. (Run with the Bulls, been to Eastern Europe before the iron curtain came down, climbed the Matterhorn, been to Final Four for NCAA basketball, and on and on and on.
Next time you want to insult someone, you should pick on someone more your speed. Have a nice day. |
| #26 ChinksWithGuns[66779] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
wtf... i thought wraiths was your terran strat?
-Chinks |
| #27 Hiding[66780] |
| 192.61.117.165 |
Ouch!
I'm feeling the burn through my screen. |
| #28 :+:[66783] |
| dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu |
| I'll only say it once more and get it through your thick fucking skull, get a fucking life plz or die. |
| #29 WarLeaderJustin[66784] |
| spider-wc044.proxy.aol.com |
WTF?
Request Ban: :+:Starduck:+:
The only thing worse about a flame war is that one person replies like a total idiot to a perfectly logical comment.
-WLJ |
| #30 [66785] |
| as530051.infocom.com |
muahaha, good show Whoop.
I find it ironic that a person with the handle "Starduck" would be making fun of anyone else's handle...
Cheers,
Dref |
| #31 TheCabbit[66804] |
| bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com |
wait wait wait wait wait...
<i>As for penis size, I don't think you want to go there. While there are larger cocks than mine, it is quite large. (I am 6'8") Surely yours is tiny compared to mine.</i>
Uhm kay. 6 foot 8 inches? Good lord! |
| #32 Hostile~SCV[66808] |
| spider-tp033.proxy.aol.com |
Tall guys have big johnsons. You know how the story goes.
I'm 6'2.... |
| #33 Jin[66814] |
| dialup-209.244.119.120.Houston1.Level3.net |
| Dude, his schlong is taller than I am. That's trippy. |
| #34 SCV~007[66818] |
| kk97-253.kalmar.se |
Hehe. Since I witnessed some of the trashtalk between these player I was quite amused :]
It's obviously not a good Battlereport but that was not the intention either. (Starduck read that twice)
I actually read your entire comment whoop, lol, ownage response. Haha.
-SCV~007 |
| #35 [bad]derek[66820] |
| host.chicago.avenew.com |
| ana lost that easily? he didnt expand? not classic ana |
| #36 Elendale[66823] |
| kundry.luther.edu |
WTF?! A 7? Who the hell can write crappy reports and still get a 7??? oh... never mind...
Seriously though, it would be fun to see how badly Whoop could write reports and still get 10s for.
-Elendale (I think pics are at least needed... but who knows?) |
#37  [66824] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-2.linkline.com |
Yo go Whoop!!@!@
Take it easy on StarDuck, Whoop, he can't compete with you
later
JV |
| #38 Shepherd[66826] |
| res104a-013.rh.rit.edu |
This BR is seriously lacking in details. . .and too sudden. . .start to end. Too short.
Who died and made you a rater, Whoop? |
| #39 Fractal_Wave[66828] |
| 24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com |
For all you who don't know, Whoop, bless his heart, has been around since before me, and I've got the 127th report on the site, or something.
Pictures didn't really exist until YourRoleModel rolled around, and they remain unnecessary. The proverbial MAN of battle reporting, ~CattleBruiser~, maintains that reports should be rated before pictures.
"Dude, his schlong is taller than I am. That's trippy. "
That right there is the funniest thing ever.
Whoop's not the greatest writer in the world, but he still owns.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave
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| #40 cerez[66836] |
| 207-172-132-127.s127.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
POA
I know it was a joke, that's why I went back and said I'd get my ass kicked now:P |
| #41 Sp|nE[66837] |
| dialup0528-pri.voicenet.com |
| whoop is the man |
| #42 +AnathemA+[66839] |
| ip57.phoenix10.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| whoop only said he would do a br to get the two of us (i tell myself it was directed more towards casp but i'm lying to myself, i'm sure) to stfu and play. casp refused to play and the bribe of a br made gave him enough drive to waste my ass, although, as aforesaid, he didn't double my score and i killed more than 5 of his units, so he sucks. |
| #43 Kaz[66843] |
| hera.lweb.net |
| God, mass tanks. Way to play TvT like crap, gw. |
| #44 Hater[66851] |
| 147.97.14.159 |
| whoop, your my idol. |
#45  [66852] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| you know, whoop always got a BP with him :) |
| #46 Zyx[66859] |
| proxy.sna.netsetter.com |
| This deserves a 10 simply because 'Whoop needs to be inspired to write more. |
| #47 Psi-Channeler[66874] |
| 117.norfolk-01-02rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
To comment #7: Yes, much like hawk AND mark4 when hes in a competition with people he doesnt know. "If they cant beat me, they're newbies."
I didn't really read this report, but it said "Whoop" on it so I opened it. |
| #48 willwinforfood[67000] |
| d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net |
| rotflmao. whoops response, jins talk about his schlong. heheh. |
| #49 weilin[67230] |
| spider-th084.proxy.aol.com |
2+2=4
i am so smary
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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| #50 .ClanKiller.[67355] |
| sdn-ar-002flfmyeP044.dialsprint.net |
| actually depending on the number set you're using...2+2 does not always equal 4... (my two cents) |
| #51 Eradicate~Me[67541] |
| spider-tf064.proxy.aol.com |
lol ana u fuckin suck
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| #52 Sync[109113] |
| cs242232-100.houston.rr.com |
| omg this was submitted on my birthday! |
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