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#1 [67021]
inehou-pxy03.compaq.com
Worship me 1st on a Lewis report

Fox

#2 LuckyNewbie:P[67022]
user-33qto90.dialup.mindspring.com
First non rater!! booya!!!
#3 Ahscar-X[67023]
r56h139.res.gatech.edu
WEEEEEEEEEE
#4 willwinforfood[67024]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
1s-- dammit
#5 LuckyNewbie:P[67025]
user-33qto90.dialup.mindspring.com
hey! whoa! theres a report here too!! i thought this was just part of the forum!!
#6 willwinforfood[67026]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
wow it was at comments-1 when lewis sent me a link to the br. damn you all.
#7 Scarab[67028]
ACAB8B96.ipt.aol.com
you write good brs or something
#8 LuckyNewbie:P[67029]
user-33qto90.dialup.mindspring.com
hey! whoa! theres a report here too!! i thought this was just part of the forum!!
#9 Wangsonn[67030]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
haha casper lost :P
#10 LuckyNewbie:P[67031]
user-33qto90.dialup.mindspring.com
doh!!!! i hit forward or something while loading the br and reposted this comment!!! got canceled halfway done loading... ill just read it sometime else
#11 Krebster[67033]
spider-wk031.proxy.aol.com
omg lewis youre frenchie machine you reported this in like a day, gosu
#12 Activus[67034]
nas-201-211.rochester.navipath.net
Excellent as usual, well done Lewis.

Activus

#13 Abusive-X[67035]
r56h136.res.gatech.edu
GG - I got to watch the game live and let me tell you - it was tight - there was no way to predict who would win. The scores were neat too - Ahscar won but had less points. Ahscar, zerg, killed 750 units, and lost maybe 450 to terran. Completely screwy game.

Report own.

#14 JawaAvenger[67036]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
To tell you the truth, this isn't up to your usually standard. (Not that it doesn't kick ass) Raging spelling/grammar/tense mistakes are present, and you can only get so much from a 1v1. O well, still a nice change from the regular gruel.
#15 OrcManiac[67037]
modemcable123.138-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
rofl
"when server go down idiots are born"
"ahscar-x is one smart bug"

hahahaha that was funny :O

game looked pretty cool, i tough casper would win :/
capser micro u damn whore !






#16 Starookie[67038]
edtn009848.hs.telusplanet.net
gODAMN how many raxes were there? 30???

i give this a 10, easy.



Starookie





#17 garett[67039]
cdm-157-235.tyl.cox-internet.com
jawa go make a report like this and let me criticize it please
#18 JawaAvenger[67040]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
OMG!
8 on list
9 in BR
11 in comments
13 before my post
Now this should be the 16th post, right?




#19 JawaAvenger[67041]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
Hmmmm....
Lotta ppl here, and garett, if I released my current project right now, it would only get an 8.5
So I'll keep working on it. k? 8)


(Yes I'M writing a BR, you heard me right!)
Don't expect it in less then a month, when I bored again, I'll work on it some more.



#20 King-Lewis[67042]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Whoa ! you guys own at making alot of comments fast ! ... Jawa good luck for your BR ... i made this in 9 hrs btw ... oh well i know i cant please to everyone and i respect ur opinion :)...

Lewis.
#21 talon[67043]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
the end movie is the same as in episode 2 :[
#22 Ahscar-X[67044]
r56h139.res.gatech.edu
Well, since I have read it and the frechy production gods are threatening me.. I am going to have to say that this battlereport deserves a 10. Nice job lewis on short notice. (I'm going to win A-X Tourney)

But.. man that report asdf! damn frenchy report.. it's like.. it forces you to take 30 minutes to read it and fully comprehend cause of all the f'in grammer errors. GW nontheless.
#23 King-Lewis[67045]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
MWahahahaha Ahs ... Fear my english skillz ! haha imagine when abusive-X come visit he will have to hear me talking english ! hahaha poor him :)
#24 JawaAvenger[67046]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
I spent 6 1/2 hours on mine so far... not even close to finishing.
BTW,

JAWA POINT!

Despite some errors, it IS worthy of a point.
#25 Casper...[67053]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-1300.look.ca
Frenchy Reports own! Own Own Own Own Own!
#26 [67054]
b3g27vey16c4.bc.hsia.telus.net
pure ownage
#27 TeCh[67056]
24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com
1'ST!!!! non rater,LuckyNewbie:P,Ahscar-X,willwinforfood,Scarab,Wangsonn,Krebster,Activus,Abusive-X,JawaAvenger,OrcManiac,Starookie,garett,King-Lewis,talon... there thats better pheew you know who should get banned joejoe oops I mean Silent~death hehe byebye
#28 ..(Cyan)..[67057]
spider-wq074.proxy.aol.com
mmmm good BR, just dont BR that 3v2:), even though my team won.
#29 awe 6[67062]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
10. Flash movies and pics of barrack swarms own.
#30 [67063]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
Wowzers wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow this surely did own

10

Fox
#31 Fractal_Wave[67064]
24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com
Someone put Lewis in HoF for putting flash in the mainstream.

Dude. Epic game there. Good job to Ahs for winning it.

Oh, and nice report.
;)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#32 ChinksWithGuns[67071]
adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
nice report. QOTM were lacking i think this time. Beginning flash didnt load for me though =[. missed out... but the 5 bitch ass lurk jpg was dope.

-Chinks
#33 King-Lewis[67072]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Ok i reuploaded the end movie. Thanks to Talon to make me notice it was the same movie as in episode 2 ... It's fixed now ...

Thx talon.

Lewis.
#34 King-Lewis[67073]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Chinks ... if the intro movie dont load try to right click it and press play ... it might work ... if not ... i dunno what your problem is.
#35 talon[67074]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
=o
#36 WarLeaderJustin[67075]
spider-tf034.proxy.aol.com
Ownage. 100%. Pure ownage.

-WLJ
#37 CynicalMagician[67077]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Good stuff, but unfortunately I find frenchie grammar annoying...
#38 Tariq[67081]
yul27.dialin.netaxis.ca
nice report as usual lewis.
#39 [67086]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
gj like a mofo!
#40 :+:starduck:+:[67087]
dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu
The only possible constructive comment that i can say about this lousy excuse of writing is the fantastic outcome: "casper" getting his tail kicked in by some random guy. That alone was well worth the 2 minutes of my time, which it took to read this redundant "battle report." This made my day, thank you. Peace BITCH.
#41 :+:starduck:+:[67089]
spider-wi022.proxy.aol.com
SOMEONE FUCK ME UP THE ASS!!!
#42 [67090]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
:+:Starduck:+: I made a nice little post for you in the forum I hope that it is to your liking.

Fox
#43 [67091]
dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu

comment 40
#44 mofo[67092]
c1-eac18.eacanada.com
why hasn't he been banned yet?
#45 Shepherd[67096]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Nice battle report. This easily gets 10 for "something" different. . .

Even though this is 10, I must say that King Lewis is an egostitical jerk.
#46 [67097]
24.165.190.157
10. Nuff said.
#47 ProtectorofAiur[67098]
SID.MIT.EDU
i think lewis is on his way to having the most perfect 10s ever.

and that is cuz he owns. LEWIS U AND YOUR HUGE EGO!!!!!! =]
#48 The.Confessor[67099]
ip215-116.resnet.pc.jmu.edu
nice, but does not deserve a ten, sorry lewis =[
#49 ][~Praetor~][[67100]
bele175.wuh.wustl.edu
lewis this rocks! u own!
#50 anal-banana[67101]
bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com
I think I just creamed my pants.

"ASDF" ROFL
#51 Gob_DaBong[67105]
ip123.winnipeg4.dialup.canada.psi.net
Starduck's comments own this br
#52 DivvyO[67110]
162.119.232.100
I'm glad I didn't accept the offer to go to Tulane, I'd get associated with :+^_:Starduck:-=-+]{:. What's with those little symbols, anyways? No offense to nobo or anything, but couldn't you get a name that's a little less annoying to type? Maybe one without the gay punctuation and mathematical symbols? We all know it makes you that much more l33t d00d like, but come on. It's been done. Be normal. One of us. Part of the crowd. You know you want to join. Sit. Speak. Shake hands. Don't be gay. Do it for your children, god forbid you have any in the future. Then we don't have to read through your less-than-straight posts seven billion times to figure out whateverthehell it is that you put on each end of that odd ass name of yours (like DivvyO is any better). That's it for now, DivvyO is tired, and doesn't want to start talking like Yeti...

"Peace BITCH," the oxymoron of 2000.
#53 BUU[67112]
207.80.13.5
stfu you starfuck you! (and if you read that in two minutes.. you didnt look at it much did you? it takes two fucking minutes to scroll through it..)
#54 <font color=red>EVIL</font> Seiruu[67121]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
Well apart from the grammar and the fact that I had to go back and forth just 2 read the lines this was a great BR =)

The flash movies were not as impressive as in the first episode ( prolly coz we already know how it looks/sounds )

But the game was awesome =)
Great pics =)
#55 [bad]derek[67122]
host.chicago.avenew.com
IMO, the best game ever BR'd and one of the best BRs ever
#56 ~LifeIspeachy~[67124]
194.170.163.98
Great game Great BR
But hey guys, notice something? Casper hacks!
I knew that he hacked, I've asked a couple of people and they say he hacks, and in this game you can notice certain suspicious moves Casper makes.
For eg: Wraiths killing Zerg's island expand without scouting.
Well, Non hacker beats a hacker.
GREAT JOB Ahscar, boo boo casper
#57 clutch^III[67130]
128.148.60.7

Cool game, good report. I like it: micro beats macro, zerg beats terran. It's a change of pace. Of course, the movies are awesome. GJ.
#58 Casper...[67133]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-1147.look.ca
HAHAHA funny peachy. I pray you're kidding.

Name those lamers who say I hack plz. So I can smurf em, give em shared vision, then write it up.
#59 King-Lewis[67135]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Hmmm Casper do not hack ...
#60 TerranTurtle[67144]
pc3fdn03.fcc.net
Did someone call Ahscar a random guy..?
#61 TerranTurtle[67145]
pc3fdn03.fcc.net
BTW, since I like Lewis, I'll only take off 1 point for that horribly atrocious grammar of his. :) Solid 9 for the bells and whistles and the two great players.
#62 [67164]
ares.tdsb.on.ca
ugh flash wont load at school
#63 Zyx[67172]
edtn016541.hs.telusplanet.net
I hate having to scroll back and forth =(, and grammar mistakes. Seemed like a good game but possibly more detail on how all those rines died so fast would help.

9
#64 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[67185]
webcache.BrockU.CA
Nice battlereported, flash was nice ( but too much emphasis on Flash and not on br ), grammer and writing <i> are </i> part of a good report, so . . .

9.2

Well done! This was fun to see =D
#65 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[67186]
webcache.BrockU.CA
Yay I made a grammer error on a comment critisizing a report's grammer . . . gay!
#66 Blank[67187]
131.hartford-01-02rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
Own :]

They should rename this site Frenchyreports.com =o Frenchy BR's = the only BR's :O

Blank
#67 Does it Matter[67227]
128.171.49.135
D**n BR won't load on my netscape (v4.9) or something. Suggestions?
#68 GammaRayBurst[67234]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Wow Lewis! Amazing report! Dude you're like a fucking 10 10 10 10 10 machine.

Funny beginning to flash (diablo 2 does indeed suck) was great.

Awesome.

-GRB
#69 Jeff[67238]
AC8E739C.ipt.aol.com
Even though casper lost I was still impressed with his macro
Funny ass things I have seen:
"ASDF" - pic caption of stuff dying
"Ahscar-X is one smart bug" - Lewis
Umm starduck calling ahscar-x "some random guy"
and ummmm some other stuff.
#70 King-Lewis[67259]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Does it matter, yah ppl with netscape have problem watching my BR, no clue why .... netscrap sux neway get IE.
#71 [67293]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-374.look.ca
lewis gave me sex for this 10
#72 King-Lewis[67294]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
asdfdda lies !!!! T_Mac ! kekeke
#73 The_VIctim[67302]
155.176.112.114
Great battle and a great report. Very good example of micro vs macro, especially considering that it's usually the terrans microing and the zerg macroing...

#74 suavo[67312]
h000094b64869.ne.mediaone.net
errr...flash intro ownage
#75 suavo[67313]
h000094b64869.ne.mediaone.net
abu is going to write a comment about me,so im writing it first
#76 abu[67314]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
suavo has ADD!
#77 :+:starduck:+:[67323]
dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu
tgis shit suckes
#78 MR. CHEESE[67342]
PPPa89-ResaleNewark1-5R7301.saturn.bbn.com
cheesy
#79 Phobos_ColZ[67345]
spider-tk014.proxy.aol.com
Good lord. No wonder Quebec wants to leave Canada, no one there can speak decent english! Anyway, considering the very high quality of this game, the report on it deserves nothing less than a 9, especially considering how detailed it was. Even the bad grammar and spelling didn't take away from the ownage of flash and pics. 9

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#80 Vegita of Pooh[67346]
host86-47.iwbc.net
good, to bad I've lost all interest in Starcraft =(
#81 livingexception[67358]
spider-tm083.proxy.aol.com
Damn boy, this kicks some serious ass. This would be a ten easy.....but 142025787 grammar and spelling goofs cause me to rate it a nine, because all those flubs made it hard to follow at times. Also, all those pictures really broke up the text which made it slightly annoying to go back and forth on. Still an awesome report, 9 all the way.

LE
#82 badtz_maru[67361]
A050-1400.PHL2.splitrock.net
good report

you plan on makin prequeals ?

i guess too late because u named those
eps 1 2 3 already
#83 Dausuul[67371]
dinero.tcom.purdue.edu
Excellent game, very well reported, but in my opinion the grammar and spelling mistakes keep it from being 10 material. I'd forgive one or two errors, but this was excessive. I'd give it around 8-9. I did love watching the Zerg beat the Terran through superior micro.

--Dausuul
#84 Grammar Idiot[67372]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Bleh bleh grammar bleh ur grammr suck blah blah would be 10 but grammar blah blah .. pffft this is not an english class thx.
#85 [67380]
rliv207.infocom.com
My modem has smoke coming out of it. Thanks Lewis.

Damn good report on a damn good game. The graphics and flash were a lot of fun too. If only we all spoke French eh? ;-)

I would give this your usual 9 but it already has 5 ratings so your 10 is safe. :P

Cheers,
Dref
#86 King-Lewis[67382]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
haha Damn you dref :)
#87 The.Confessor[67420]
ip214-71.resnet.pc.jmu.edu
Dref = ownage
#88 Taco[67427]
spider-tp054.proxy.aol.com
Breeze's report was a 10. This one isn't. It's more like a 9.
#89 [67440]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
no it wasnt

yes this is
#90 Ahscar-X[67443]
05-028.032.popsite.net
LEWIS dont deny.. i saw T_mac going into your house the other night!!
#91 Apex-X[67447]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
YOU DON'T DESERVE A 10 FOR ADDING FANCY NONSENSE THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT ANYWAY =P

YOU DESERVE A 5 FOR BORING US WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE AND MAKING US READ SO MUCH STUFF THAT IS UNRELATED TO THE ACTUAL GAME!

BAHAHAHAHA OK BYE :)
#92 MultipleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{[67464]
206.82.130.41
Well, I enjoyed reading Lewis BR. I'm new around and easily impressed.

Yes, yes, there may have been a hell of a lot of grammer mistakes (I just can't remember), but I had a blast reading the BR. I'd rate it 9-point-something; the only reason I didn't rate a 10 is....well, to be redundant, grammer.

But dude, Lewis, GREAT job. Hope to be reading a lot more of your reports.

Keep it real & peace.
MultipleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{

PS. Comment # 92 :<>) --I suck don't I?
#93 Z1D[67555]
edtn007542.hs.telusplanet.net
Nice report,but you have the worst grammar i have ever seen in my life. :P
#94 Alt-X[67556]
syr-24-164-180-61.twcny.rr.com
hehe apex ur just jealous that the people here like to stare at the pretty pictures and drool on thier keyboards :]

fix ur caps key, ur too small to be that loud
Ronin
#95 -MindCry-[67558]
67.dial-up.T-3000.pnt.oceana.net
Own; but Wtf, terran lost? Oh,well better luck next time
casper... possibly the most even game i ever seen in BR.
I thought terran was gonna win after sieging the main
and wiping out and expansion :]

Cheers,
#96 Dino Din[67574]
port-cvx1-568.access.one.net
sigh, i guess you can toss this in the ever-growing pile of rate-your-buddies high, not a 10! jeez, woulda been an 8.5 if a stranger had written but should I expect any less?
#97 Leipus[67575]
d32018.dtk.chello.nl
Very good report, and a very good game !
#98 S!aVe[67583]
burr1.uwsp.edu
"BoIng" 8) Gg, Gbr
#99 (DL)Spam[67588]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
Er....Lewis is french, English isnt his first language, hence the grammar mistakes.

The fact that none of you "grammar dolts" have figured that out means his grammar is better then a good number of American
#100 (DL)Spam[67589]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
PS I say french and not canadian because all the people in Quebec are sorry seperatist excuses for Canadians who want to tug their little "country" over to Boredeaux and weld her on.

#101 King-Lewis[67612]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
huh (DL)Spam what are yout talking about :) hehehe Everyone know french is my first language :). And yes i am a separatist, but it never going to happend not unfortunatly so forget it.
#102 Breeze's report was X100 times better[67688]
wk33.resnet.cornell.edu
9. in a log scale.
else give breeze an 11 and worship him like God

this got five 10s? my... his futile attempt to emulate breeze's report is Monica Lewinsky trying to be like Natalie Portman... go suck Clinton's cock
#103 Psi-Swarm[67694]
spider-tm022.proxy.aol.com
Thats was worht my time even though it didn't load the first time and then took forever the second time. Hope to see another one of your reports soon.
#104 Dino Din[67701]
port-27-2.access.one.net
listen jerkoff, or should i say (DL)Spam, i know lewis speaks french, check his first report in this series, check the comments for my name! it was a similar report, 5 10s. Same quality too, maybe then it deserved a 9 because it was a little innovative, but hes basically done the same thing 3 times in a row. And i dont care what freaking language he speaks, when the grammar sucks its difficult to read. Difficult to read = less entertaining WoW! ive got amazing powers of observation
Now the raters are suppose to sift through the crappy reports and tell US (the major readers) which reports are good quality. As a long time viewer of this site, and consistent banner clicker I feel insulted by this reports rating. It's a travesty!
#105 lol[67702]
proxy1-external.mntp1.il.home.com
"I feel insulted by this reports rating. It's a travesty!"

That should be a quote, haha..
#106 lol[67703]
proxy1-external.mntp1.il.home.com
"I feel insulted by this reports rating. It's a travesty!"

That should be a quote, haha..
#107 Breeze[67731]
ppp10-varna.bulnet.com
To comment No.102

Even if I happen to be in a funny conflict with Lewis mainly because of the raters, I assure you he isn't copying anything from me. He even did some part of what I did in my report before me, I mean using Flash for an intro. He just tried the program before I had it :P Hehe
#108 Dausuul[67797]
gelt.tcom.purdue.edu
I don't see what difference it makes what Lewis's first language is. I always thought the idea was to rate the BR, not the writer. If you're going to write a BR in English, then you're responsible for getting your English right. If I were writing a BR for a French-speaking site, I wouldn't expect a perfect rating if my French wasn't up to par (which it isn't).

Once more: I enjoyed this report, I just wish it had had a proofreader; and, since it didn't, I don't think it deserved a perfect 10. Just my 0.02 dollars.

--Dausuul
#109 Shepherd[67819]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
I second Dausuul. English is also my second language, and I work very hard to get my English grammar to be right. I am still working on this, and hell, Lewis, you should work harder on that. If you REALLY deserve the goddamned 10, you should work on that English that you are sorely lacking on. . .
#110 (DL)Spam[67918]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
Everyone please! Dont read what I wrote! Randomly flame me first!
Good work Dino Din

Ok my point was aimed at comments like
"#93 Z1D[67555]
Nice report,but you have the worst grammar i have ever seen in my life. :P "

"#92 MultipleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{[67464]
Well, I enjoyed reading Lewis BR. I'm new around and easily impressed.

Yes, yes, there may have been a hell of a lot of grammer mistakes (I just can't remember), but I had a blast reading the BR. I'd rate it 9-point-something; the only reason I didn't rate a 10 is....well, to be redundant, grammer. "

WOW GEE? What are they saying? Bad grammar. Are they new and therefore might not know he is French? Yes.

Are you a jerk for refusing to read my comment and just randomly posting a flame? Yes!'

Good work
#111 Dausuul[67922]
lucre.tcom.purdue.edu
I repeat: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE THAT HE'S FRENCH? He's writing in English. If he's going to write in English, then we should judge his report by the quality of his English. I don't care if he himself is English or French or a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

Now, I certainly admit that he's got decent English for someone who speaks it as a second language. His English is a hell of a lot better than my French. However, this is not a foreign language class. This is a battle report site. More specifically, it's an English-speaking (reading?) battle report site. The reports on this site are judged on the basis of how much fun they are to read, and the quality of the language used is a part of that for many of us.

Sure, Lewis is handicapped by the fact that English isn't his first language. Other writers may be handicapped by lack of education, or lack of writing skills, or being :+:starduck:+:, or whatever. If you start making allowances for such things, you end up giving a 10 to every "I wuz zerg he wuz potoss we playd i made a bunch of stuph & he died" reporter on the site. After all, is it the reporter's fault he's an 8-year-old who doesn't know jack about Starcraft or writing? Shouldn't we make allowances when judging his work?

Lewis is obviously not an 8-year-old, and he certainly knows plenty about Starcraft and writing. But his English is far from flawless, and a 10 is supposed to be a flawless report in all respects. Ergo, this should not have been a 10.

Judge the work, not the worker.

--Dausuul
#112 Dausuul[67924]
lucre.tcom.purdue.edu
I repeat: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE THAT HE'S FRENCH? He's writing in English. If he's going to write in English, then we should judge his report by the quality of his English. I don't care if he himself is English or French or a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

Now, I certainly admit that he's got decent English for someone who speaks it as a second language. His English is a hell of a lot better than my French. However, this is not a foreign language class. This is a battle report site. More specifically, it's an English-speaking (reading?) battle report site. The reports on this site are judged on the basis of how much fun they are to read, and the quality of the language used is a part of that for many of us.

Sure, Lewis is handicapped by the fact that English isn't his first language. Other writers may be handicapped by lack of education, or lack of writing skills, or being :+:starduck:+:, or whatever. If you start making allowances for such things, you end up giving a 10 to every "I wuz zerg he wuz potoss we playd i made a bunch of stuph & he died" reporter on the site. After all, is it the reporter's fault he's an 8-year-old who doesn't know jack about Starcraft or writing? Shouldn't we make allowances when judging his work?

Lewis is obviously not an 8-year-old, and he certainly knows plenty about Starcraft and writing. But his English is far from flawless, and a 10 is supposed to be a flawless report in all respects. Ergo, this should not have been a 10.

Judge the work, not the worker.

--Dausuul
#113 Dausuul[67925]
lucre.tcom.purdue.edu
Oops, double post. Sorry about that.
#114 (DL)Spam[67958]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
And more and more and more people refuse to read before they post.

Good job my man, sound like a senseless idiot! Actually no one will bother to read your bost, just the last line and comment. Which reminds me, to keep from getting flamed let me put a happy last line in.

Monkeys are cool! KEKEKEKEKE
#115 Dausuul[68041]
lucre.tcom.purdue.edu
I read every word of your post. Your post said that Lewis was French, and that the fact that people hadn't realized that meant that his grammar was better than that of many Americans.

My response was that I know Lewis is French, but I don't consider that a reason to lower the site's standards for him. Neither do I consider it relevant that a lot of native speakers speak English worse than he does. Just because lots of people do something badly doesn't make it any better.

If there is some part of your post that I have not responded to, please tell me what it is.

--Dausuul
#116 Casper...[68337]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-681.look.ca
grow a penis then talk.


*target left ambiguous by design*


If this offends you, you're a target of this statement.
#117 Dino Din[68627]
port-cvx1-211.access.one.net
ahem DL spam I know you were not referring to me, but callign you a jerkoff was still not out of line. Seeing as it is a perjorative term i was trying to get you to change your attitude towards the lewis critics. It's sad in some respects, I mean a report should be read by the raters without even viewing the name of the person who's posted... but let's not beat a dead horse any longer, I've said my bit about the rating.

But not about you DL-Spam, you were not "randomly flamed" as you put it. My statement that I knew lewis was french was merely a disclaimer. It was aimed to prevent your one and only defense for lewis's ridiculous rating. The reasons you were "flamed" as you put it should seem clear. I disagreed with what you said, and you seem to fail to read other people's reports. And I really took offense at your statement of "grammar dolts". For grammar, for reading purposes, is as important as actual content. A four grader could have a wide imagination, and incredibly memory, but I sincerely doubt he could convey his story to an adult. And have that adult thoroughly entertained. Now maybe you should back off a little?

I'm sorry if you misunderstood my first, second, or this comment, but hey, it'll make me feel better if you do.
#118 DeathR[69972]
mercury.singnet.com.sg
hi
#119 S(iG)![70552]
e41180.upc-e.chello.nl
Didn't expect zerg to win the match.
Terran totally fucked up, by going wraiths.
#120 heero_yamato[75115]
mid-qbu-nqs-vty39.as.wcom.net
That was an awesome report, not to mention the flash presentations. However, I still say you could work on your grammar
#121 BOBBY357[75493]
spider-tp051.proxy.aol.com
rock on king-lewis
#122 -=Jrockyou=-[75797]
spider-wo033.proxy.aol.com
You did an awesome job on your battle report. I only hope that you write another. If you want, I think you should e-mail me at AMaverick2000@aol.com! Thanks again for writting that gosu report! YOU KICK ASS!!!!
#123 mattkid[83290]
209.53.21.116
great report
#124 Hathaway[94239]
ppp-206-170-29-217.wnck11.pacbell.net
To think a bunker/tank/turret at his base could've gotten casper a win lol :) Oh, and a bad grammar is an excellent form of entertainment in itself, and I thoroughly enjoyed laughing at king-lewis's mistakes :D
#125 ZeonPeon[97352]
cr862712-a.ym1.on.wave.home.com
Another one. I want another br. =]
#126 last[113206]
ua57d38hel.dial.kolumbus.fi
last
#127 coolbBbart[137333]
ool-4356af34.dyn.optonline.net
how do you get that many thugs for a gangter on outwar. instant message me
#128 Shadow[138450]
68-185-212-65-rcp2.ubr2.cpgd.mo.charter.com
http://65.61.153.217/page.php?x=389034
#129 TwistedNecro[151286]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
So lame, all the pics are gone...
#130 cas[153332]
CPE00508d5bb46b-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
i still can't believe i lost this game
#131 Convider[159598]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304146.sympatico.ca
if this was re-released today, it would probably just get 7-8 :[



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