| #1 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69472] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
| <h1> <font color=purple> FIRST! |
| #2 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69476] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Um, you screwed up bg. That's not good. Report was alrightish.
7
;) |
| #3 [LoR]-Punisher[69478] |
| ktce1.156ce.singa.pore.net |
Average br.
Some of the reports were short and the writing is quite ok.
More effort needs to be spent on pics.=
7
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| #4 crazy[69480] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
| hawk sucks beating on nhers :O |
| #5 Snork~Dimmy[69481] |
| 61.12.118.193 |
| too fricking long and pics looked fuzzy (well the ones i let load) |
| #6 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[69486] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-89.look.ca |
| I want to see Bob's Rating for this. |
| #7 CornedBee[69487] |
| TK147047.univie.teleweb.at |
Ummmm...........
That could be better. 8 reports of short one sided games a worse than one of a good game. Quality > Quantity or so.
Personally I can't stand people who beat down newbies. Why doesn't Hawk look for a real challenge (he's not the best player on bnet after all)? No gold report. Something just below seven - like 6.7 or so.
CornedBee |
| #8 Elendale[69489] |
| kundry.luther.edu |
Hmm...
<font size=99>SHI</font><font size=1>r</font><font size=99>T</font>
Hawk's micro is pretty good. I thought i had good micro... well, with toss at least. 8X expand is crazy, btw.
-Elendale (spam) |
| #9 Rumpelstiltskin[69491] |
| cvx-got-1-234.ppp.netlink.se |
OK, OK, point taken :) I just had to write it. It was a really good Battle.net session, and as I myself am fond of writing out a couple of BR's to read during lunch; I just figured: hey, why not have the whole damn thing as a single report... doesn't it make some strange sense? Well, does to me... anywho; sorry you didn't like it :) Had fun doing it though...
/Rump |
#10 [69492] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
thats KingOfThe<b>Wops</b>
not woops. wop as in wop dago.
and yes, me and ape own butt |
| #11 SCV~007[69493] |
| t6o957p55.telia.com |
| I was hoping for another chess report, ah well. I'll read it anyway :P |
| #12 Jeff[69495] |
| AC81CF98.ipt.aol.com |
| A sickening report. |
| #13 Fractal_Wave[69497] |
| 24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com |
This rocked the casbah. It's damn good to have you back Rumple.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #14 GammaRayBurst[69498] |
| q.ssl.berkeley.edu |
Chess is so much better =P
-GRB |
| #15 SlingsNArrows[69501] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| LoL, I read some of the reports, wasn't there an SA guy a while back who talked heaploads of shit? :o* |
#16 [69503] |
| frasier.ford.com |
| SlingsNArrows, when can we team up again. We were da bomb (when I figured out what the heck we were doing). Anyway I liked this report. |
| #17 Wangsonn[69504] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| who the hell is wangsoon? |
| #18 Roaddog{WP}[69505] |
| proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com |
| HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAWK OWND KIRBY AND 123 BWHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY MWHAHAHAHAHA |
| #19 Kaz[69506] |
| hera.lweb.net |
chess is better then sucking Hawks dick k?
gw |
| #20 --Gemini--[69507] |
| sarc2b66.snip.net |
Its time to post my oft-ignored comment here.
You said you took a crapload of pics, then why not USE THEM? And perhaps spiff them up a little using a PSP or something. |
| #21 Roaddog{WP}[69508] |
| proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com |
oh and btw, im in |SA|, i just use my {WP} Tag for my own purposes...
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| #22 [bad]derek[69512] |
| spider-mtc-tc084.proxy.aol.com |
i have a question. why did this get a 9. who gave it a 9.
i dont care, but everyone so far hasnt given it above a 7.
i give it a 7 ¼
eclipse ball owns. |
#23 [69514] |
| as530004.infocom.com |
This was just silly. I don't think any of these games were all that entertaining. Hawke is an interesting character who will spout off about anything and that is why I was disappointed in such a bland interview. The games were beatdowns. I'm sure none of his opponents were much better than me (this is not a good thing). If there were any interesting games in here than I'd go higher, but as it is right now, I say 6.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #24 hawk[69515] |
| 209.128.34.4 |
omfg yes this rocked
i need to be ur battlereportee for life
get on bnet lol |
| #25 Activus[69516] |
| sdn-ar-002nyrochP269.dialsprint.net |
You need to get better games, and Hawk isn't some god to worship, get two more evenly matched players and it's better.
ACtivus |
| #26 =|GriFFiN|=[69517] |
| spider-tm052.proxy.aol.com |
*Cough Kiss Ass Cough* Dude like every other sentence it was like "Hawk is god" FOr example: Hawk scouts his opponent first. (As if he needed the edge.) I mean c'mon ok yeah he is good and no offense to you...but I don't think you need to worship him =P
<marquee>=|GriFFiN|=</marquee> |
| #27 WarLeaderJustin[69519] |
| spider-tq081.proxy.aol.com |
Damn, and <b>I</b> thought I kissed more ass than anyone else. So many people dislike Hawk, because he's one of those "cool" old-school guys who can say, "hey, fuck you newbie," w/o any logicial arguement.
I don't know Hawk, but from what I've seen of him, he's just another flammer. As for the report...
Minus the asskissing... 85%
With the asskissing... 40%
-WLJ |
| #28 |SA|Requiem[69520] |
| dsl-64-136-33-33.junoexpress.com |
| Whoa... I said I had to eat at the beginning of the game, so hawk said wait a bit, so we finished the game. And why would I disc, I just left the game -- it was UMS anyway. |
| #29 (DL)Spam[69528] |
| hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu |
| I was mildly pleased that this confirmed my earlier thoughts of Hawk. |
| #30 .ClanKiller.[69529] |
| sdn-ar-003flfmyeP246.dialsprint.net |
"He said it was no problem; he just had to destroy his own Hatchery. It seems he'd conveniently forgotten that this automatically throws him out of the game with a big fat loss, but, hey, there we are."
Well I don't believe it matters how bad the games were, after all this early observer who accidentally killed himself made it worthwhile.
.ClanKiller. |
| #31 Gosu-Turtle[69531] |
| 207-172-131-97.s97.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
Hawk = ownage
im 1-6 vs him.
Under diffrent names that is:P
that's 1v1's.
Not including the 2 2v2's I lost vs him. |
| #32 Roaddog{WP}[69534] |
| proxy1-external.pr1.on.home.com |
Hmm i take back what i said, Hawk is conceited, His ego is bigger than his ass, and rumpel you kiss hawks ass too much, Omg this was so gay. hawk is soo good oh wow now i lick his balls? Geez I know hawk is good, he beat me too, no need for all this bs. you shouldve put more into the br, not into the ass kissing man. geez, you did everything to make people think the players were gay and stupid and bad manner, when i know most of them all and they are good friends and pals of mine, Requiem never discs on purpose, he has this prob with his sc. Happens to me often to, no need to say all this bs.
man this is
chobo
2.thats just for showing Hawk getting beaten once, |
| #33 This SUCKED[69541] |
| rm03-24-131-186-161.ce.mediaone.net |
wow, hawk is god! he beats up on newbies in NH! WOW!
HAWK, CAM I SUCK YOUR DICK TOO? I THINK YOURE SO AMAZING, WOW MAN, U MUST BE A ROBOT OR A GOD, TEACH ME PLS
this report made me barf. twice.
1 |
| #34 ..(Myst)..[69542] |
| spider-wi031.proxy.aol.com |
I can't believe how much hawk lies behind my back. I'm like 20-4 with him and he says he is 3-2 with me him in the lead?
How many fucking practice games have we had? I'm posting this on forum. |
| #35 Rumpelstiltskin[69552] |
| cvx-got-1-44.ppp.netlink.se |
Wow, down boy :) Sure, I'm the first one to admit that the report was overlong, and that I wrote it first of all to amuse myself - I posted it hoping it would amuse others, too.
If you go back and read it again (as if anyone would, heh) perhaps you'll find the irony and sarcasm there... In writing, I take the piss out of myself aswell as Hawk throughout pretty much of it. For Chrissake, the very point *is* that Hawk is generally disliked -- therein lies the humour of a glory-report. Hrmf. Well, it was pretty clear to me, but then again; I wrote the darn thing, so...
Apart from that; I must say that I *am* impressed with some of the things I saw. He is the best player I've obs'ed. Let's change that, shall we? LEMME OBS YER FRIGGIN GAMES :))
So, for the record: me sukky no dikky. Not even my own. And noone would be happier about reports on better games, than me. Cause that would mean I actually got to watch them. And as for annoying the hell out of people here, I'm sorry. (whacks himself on the head repeatedly)
See ya soon,
/Rump |
| #36 [bad]derek[69577] |
| host.chicago.avenew.com |
| im still wondering who gave this a 9 |
| #37 Willzzz[69582] |
| 194.83.240.88 |
SCV do own lurkers :) of course it helps if you get them down to 30 hp before they hit your rock line :)
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| #38 Aiurs~Pride[69632] |
| HSE-London-ppp195270.sympatico.ca |
| I am in a br? WTF. People. Lives. Get one! :p yeah yeah I suck... cya |
| #39 Rim[69643] |
| 144.fort-worth-05-10rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
| Ok...... have to be a Bob junky...... blows.: ( |
| #40 Stacrafty[69648] |
| cache.world-net.co.nz |
nonono.... you r all wrong.. well most of u
I liked this report.. it was good to see someone just own for the hell of it and not give a fuck about what ppl think.
Hawk > X (where X is a whoever)
why I am reading this at 2 am when I have a test tommorrow that basically decides if I graduate or not?
Go(o)d report 8-9 |
| #41 [bad]derek[69650] |
| host.chicago.avenew.com |
thx whoever gave this a 6
who gave it a 9 |
| #42 Shadow~Skull[69667] |
| ihproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
| Well you certantly showed how much hawk owned. Yep, he ownz us all. No point in playing starcraft. No sir, not a point in it at all since this guy owns every one and there dog. I mean hell, its not like most people play for fun any more, right?. Im glad I dont have the skills to play such an ass hole, WHO would want to the guys full of himself. |
| #43 Krebster[70038] |
| spider-te044.proxy.aol.com |
| youre sucking up to the wrong person |