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"Just as the big smile hits my face I happen to glance back to my base. Hmmm. What the heck are ten mutas doing coming in over my probe line?"
-AQD3




#1 A Random NH Newbie[70104]
spider-wd031.proxy.aol.com
Now it’s my turn to add to the number of bronze and silver reports that we’ve been swamped with! Most excellent. Kudos to first non-author.
#2 Wangsonn[70106]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
btw 1 A Random NH Newbie is warleaderjustin.
#3 WarLeaderJustin[70108]
spider-wd031.proxy.aol.com
WTF WANG!!!!!! @()$*!@($*!()$*!) GLAHDSHFWKRHJWKJLF YOU~!!!!

-WLJ

#4 King_[LSRS-13][70109]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Beware WLJ, they'll get you for making sexual passes at women. These activists of SC are touchy.

lol

King



#5 WarLeaderJustin[70110]
spider-wd031.proxy.aol.com
It beats what half the people at this site do, King, and that is make sexual passes at men.

-WLJ

#6 King_[LSRS-13][70115]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Gotta give ya that.
#7 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[70116]
ACAB8323.ipt.aol.com
WLJ, I swear you are obsessed with this kinda stuff
#8 -SD[70118]
d205-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net
THIS OWNED! But it ain't gonna get good rating NH Newbie if thats your real name!
#9 [bad]derek[70119]
spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com
haha ownage : P

although random aim'ers do not talk like that


im an aim junkie




#10 suavo[70121]
h000094b64869.ne.mediaone.net
hehe
#11 abu[70123]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
i think they want you..
#12 Scarab[70127]
AC89084F.ipt.aol.com
i think you might have just changed your name for this cause it was a "different" report, and the rating might hurt your all time rating, which is pretty lame in my book.
arf
#13 WarLeaderJustin[70128]
spider-wd031.proxy.aol.com
What, Scarab? Lifetime what? EH?

-WLJ

#14 testosterone[70129]
mkc-166-189-44.kc.rr.com
hahha this was awesome

btw the pic of the name at the end gave it away to me, and the writing style and u do this alot :)

#15 iscrewsqeaktoys[70133]
207-172-132-193.s193.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
ROFLMAO! LOL!
You shoulda continued with the cyber, lol that was some funny shit "i'm almost at a 4 full inches" lol
#16 Sil[70140]
bay-set5-ip-172.se-tel.com
Give the boy a 10
It's 1:00 AM on the East Coast, Im Tired, and I was very bored, for some reason this made me want to find pictures of that sexy medic nude....

G'night all


#17 Snork~Dimmy[70141]
async102-per2-isp-1.nas.one.net.au
wtf were u thinking, u had that last chick, damn pre-pubcesants dont know how to keep a woman , too many SC refrences, bastard, less SC and more sex next time plz
#18 <marquee>whitey_!</marquee>[70146]
spider-wi083.proxy.aol.com
hmmmmmm
although it was funny for about .5 seconds, this report deserves a 0

someone should smack you


#19 <marquee>whitey_!</marquee>[70147]
spider-wi083.proxy.aol.com
hmmmmmm
although it was funny for about .5 seconds, this report deserves a 0

someone should smack you


#20 Napoleic[70148]
van4d8.dial.uniserve.ca
haha I laughed out loud

btw Snork, I actually wouldn't want to hear about any of WLJ's successful channel sex encounters...

That was pretty funny anyways, but otherwise totally pointless... In other words you accomplished your mission!

#21 Bobo.[70155]
p48-max2.dun.ihug.co.nz
<B>>:(</B>
#22 just_some_dude[70156]
cr331728-a.wlfdle1.on.wave.home.com
Dammit this was FUNNY!
#23 Pifall[70163]
195.58.117.238
ROFL!!!!
Total OWNAGE!
I just cant stop laughing!
#24 [70164]
208.196.35.239
Lame, you will never be my BR beta tester at this rate. Well, now that I think about it, you did gave me props for my expertise in Starcraft erotica so I'll at least keep you on the waiting list.

As for this report... 4 :P

Dref
#25 [70165]
208.196.35.239
Oh, I almost forgot, hehe, "<i>my sperm count is 28 billion.
That could seriously impregnate a lot of ovaries</i>

You did sign up for sex ed this semester right?

Cheers,
Dref
#26 willwinforfood[70167]
ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net
hehehe, funny in a sick way. doh! i have to go to work, i'll post more later i guess. =[
#27 Space.Ghost[70168]
h0060083a1e73.ne.mediaone.net
that was different
#28 PrincessCollsy[70176]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
oh my goodness justin....you're 14...settle down please. and no, i don't cyber, so don't try that again, sound good?
#29 Darque~Plague[70177]
proxy2-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Justin,
I must agree with Collsy on that.. Your only 14... SO TRY HARDER GET SomE THEN BR IT SO EVERYONE CAN WACK OFF TO IT YEA!
~DP
#30 WarLeaderJustin[70186]
spider-tf014.proxy.aol.com
Drefsab, you whore!

-WLJ
#31 CynicalMagician[70192]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
this was too damned funny. especially because I've talked to WLJ on the phone, and he isn't 20, or even close. >)
#32 WarLeaderJustin[70193]
spider-tn062.proxy.aol.com
I'm very 20... minus 7.

-WLJ
#33 WarLeaderJustin[70196]
spider-tn062.proxy.aol.com
Napoleic:

Surprisingly, I've never <b>had</b> any successful cybering encounters.

-WLJ
#34 Matrisking[70206]
nat-079053.cho.cstone.net
LMAO
#35 -TopGun-'[70219]
212.52.140.11
Wow,

4 inches, huh?

Well, like someone did say above, let us know when you do make a successful encounter. Hmmm....damn, how could you let a 17 lady of the hook?!

Remember, keep it rea & peace,
-TopGun-'

PS. You've never cybered??!!!! Why, for goodness sake?! he he
#36 [70230]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
hm.

wlj is prety gay
#37 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[70232]
h139-142-249-93.ed.fiberone.net
You need sex dude. And fast.
#38 :-DrunkZealot-:[70237]
PPPa49-ResaleReno3-4R7281.saturn.bbn.com
Anyone who goes on b.net or any other internet related chat service to "cyber sex" is stupid.. I liked how you made sc Refrences, it would have been super lame if you just cyber sexed.. I laughed man.. it was good..

I hafta say the same for you Slip
#39 PissedAboutRating[70239]
PPPa49-ResaleReno3-4R7281.saturn.bbn.com
4???!! wtf
#40 WarLeaderJustin[70240]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
Drefsab, surprisingly, my school doesn't teach sex education until you're in High School. I guess they don't think us middle schoolers pack the punch to impregnate these bitches.

28 billion, baby.

-WLJ
#41 +AnathemA+[70295]
ip30.phoenix10.az.pub-ip.psi.net
and that 28 billion will spill all over the inside of your pants the first time you see some top-notch dude porn.
#42 unknown[70410]
24.66.123.162.on.wave.home.com
Damn.. that was some sick shit, what's wrong wit this kid?? I couldn't even finish reading the report.. my god.. using SC sex lines.. thats some warped shit T.T
#43 Thor[70412]
24.66.123.162.on.wave.home.com
Hey whoever wrote this report give me ur e-mail add, and maybe you'll have better luck wit me teehee =)
#44 Maynard[70413]
24.66.123.162.on.wave.home.com
No fuck off Thor u smelly bastard! This smooth kid turns my world upside down! he's all mine! call me suga ^_^
#45 X'D's~Grrr....[70414]
24.66.123.162.on.wave.home.com
Nonono maynard, all 3 of us can share him =) He's just such a hottie! !!! I'll suck the warts of a zergling anyday
#46 YankeeBastard[70664]
dialups-576.palmer.mtaonline.net
... i dont know whats up everyones butt mabe its bob.. but i thought it was damn funny


YB
#47 DivvyO[70941]
162.119.232.100
"He's not young! He'll be 23 in ... ten ... years ..."
#48 DaGerm2000[77533]
spider-tn012.proxy.aol.com
dude justin, u gota get some spankage from Thor, Maynard, and X'D's~Grrr.... lol j/k! sc chicks cant b hot... imagine this: the hottest model on earth sitting on a chair playing starcraft... LOL just imagining a CHERRLEADER playing starcraft isnt posible. All i can say is that those 3 ladies (i bet they r guyz) r fukin pervz

P.S. justin is 14, not "20-7" as he sed. he is very poor at math, trust me.

DaGerm2000
#49 iggy[96315]
adsl-64-162-178-99.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
lol i personally thought this was funny as hell




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