| #1 WarLeaderJustin[70243] |
| spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com |
1st with style.
-WLJ |
| #2 ah fuck[70244] |
| p116.netwood.net |
| 2nd with gayness of sucking WLJ's premature dick. |
| #3 -SD[70245] |
| d240-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net |
| GAY I gotta post my report after someone posts after Scarabs or mines gotta get rated like a -174192374910873498 because of him DAMN YOU TO HELL SCARAB! |
| #4 -citizenkane-[70246] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| 3rd with pure chess gosuness. The only person in round 4 yet! |
| #5 -citizenkane-[70247] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| umm.. 4th with pure chess gosuness then. Bah humbug to you! |
| #6 Scarab[70248] |
| ACA4C8E8.ipt.aol.com |
<i>GAY I gotta post my report after someone posts after Scarabs or mines gotta get rated like a -174192374910873498 </i>
damn dude, you need to slow the fuck down, go smoke some reefer |
| #7 -citizenkane-[70249] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFLLL! |
| #8 Scarab[70250] |
| ACA4C8E8.ipt.aol.com |
| gw.. |
| #9 Wangsonn[70251] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGG ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLL THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ ROROFLROLFOLLOOLLOLOL THEY MUTA AND OVIE PIC ROFLROFLROLCORFOFRLROFLORTORFLFDLFUDSFLUADFUSD;FLIDUSRDUDLS;KJHFLDS;HF;AJFDSLJDSA;LFDS OMG SCARAB U ROCK SO HARDDDDDDDDDD OMOGOGM LOLOLOL |
| #10 afro~[potato][70252] |
| adsl-63-200-49-8.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| haha supaman |
| #11 WarLeaderJustin[70253] |
| spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG!!!!!!!!! 10!!!!!!!! 10!!!!!!!! KJRIO@&I FUNNY!!!!!!
-WLJ |
| #12 bleh...[70254] |
| m5hWs5n109.midsouth.rr.com |
| hahahahahahahaha |
| #13 afro~[potato][70255] |
| adsl-63-200-49-8.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| HAHA IRAQIKILLER |
#14  [70256] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
| haha wang you're a fucking moron |
| #15 [70257] |
| ip214-71.resnet.pc.jmu.edu |
dude this is the funniesy thing ever when ur high
|
| #16 ProtectorofAiur[70258] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
scarab is the funniest fat man since carl winslow on urkel!
wang u need medication.
|
| #17 Scarab[70259] |
| ACA4C8E8.ipt.aol.com |
| POA, are u saying im black? |
| #18 [70260] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
| im taking off 3 points for jeff k talk |
| #19 Wangsonn[70261] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| hahah bob stfu u sand nigger |
| #20 Scarab[70262] |
| ACA4C8E8.ipt.aol.com |
| bah fu bob |
| #21 ProtectorofAiur[70263] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| hmm yeah you can be black if you want |
| #22 [70264] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
pfft
al roker eats guys like scarab for breakfast and shits them out before lunch |
| #23 -SD[70265] |
| d248-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net |
| Holy shit I went to read the thing and you people have posted up to comment 21 |
| #24 -SD[70266] |
| d248-sq101h1-sktn-pdi.attcanada.net |
| GAYISM I ment 22 |
| #25 Scarab[70267] |
| ACA4C8E8.ipt.aol.com |
| im sorry, but i dont think anyone can handle eating me, bro |
| #26 CynicalMagician[70268] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
OMFG LOL!!!*&&!(*&
the recipe for chocolate chip cookies was genius. |
| #27 CynicalMagician[70269] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| oh btw scarab, you are the phat bomb |
| #28 MD~Geist[70270] |
| dialup-209.244.132.190.Providence1.Level3.net |
Theres other maps beside BGH, when did this happen
hehe cookies |
| #29 garett[70271] |
| cdm-160-10-tyl.cox-internet.com |
| rofl scarab "make them cyber" ROFLMAO |
| #30 Pimp_Ninja[70272] |
| spider-ta067.proxy.aol.com |
30th!!!!!!
that was damn funny |
| #31 [s]amurai[70273] |
| h24-65-69-20.wp.wave.shaw.ca |
THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING< SCARAB U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I LOVE SCV ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U RULE ALL |
| #32 Starookie[70274] |
| edtn009306.hs.telusplanet.net |
LOLLOLOLOLOL
OMFG
SUPERMAN!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
btw, 10.
GJ!
Starookie |
| #33 tontochico[70275] |
| a24b25n251client159.hawaii.rr.com |
| hahahahaha newbie slave |
| #34 smackemupagus[70276] |
| ith2-d9b.twcny.rr.com |
lol
make them spell fag
hahahahsdfhasdfjhasdfdhhahahah |
| #35 poipoipoi[70277] |
| a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was funny, first report in a while that made me actually laugh |
| #36 -TopGun-'[70278] |
| 212.52.140.11 |
Now this is the gosu way to deal with hackers, specially the newbies.
Hee-haw.
|
| #37 Spuzz[70280] |
| jfsn-01-192.dialup.netins.net |
Ahahahaha, this was hilarious :D
"SPELL 'FAG'...
...
THAT IS PATHETIC!!"
And the cookie recipie was friggen hilarious, too. Good job!
Spuzz |
| #38 Digityl[70281] |
| 138.86.151.7 |
<marquee>OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee>
<marquee direction = "right">OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee>
<marquee>OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee>
<marquee direction = "right">OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee><marquee>OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee>
<marquee direction = "right">OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee><marquee>OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee>
<marquee direction = "right">OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee><marquee>OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS</marquee>
that superman guy was bustin me up for the longest time.....sorry but im mad drunk right now. my marquee is gonna be trippy.....
-Digi |
| #39 Digityl[70283] |
| 138.86.151.7 |
when my marquees meet in the center i wanna puke =[
btw.....funny report scarab....i already said that huh?
-Digi |
| #40 ~ISuCK@-SC~[70284] |
| 75.reno-01-02rs16rt.nv.dial-access.att.net |
| OWNAGE! I saw 7.5, should be an ok report...but no, it turned out to be an AWESOME report. SCV's running over a base was hilarious and then hacker boy that didn't know any cookie recipes --that part ruled! You rulz. ^^ |
| #41 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[70286] |
| bc-kam-a53-03-38.look.ca |
| hi. good report. |
| #42 teck.lika.hore[70287] |
| JHU0024.RES.jhu.edu |
Shit i was going to try BRing again... damn u scarab... that was the funniest shit i've ever read... BR-wise pretty good but the Newbie Slave shit was the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life!!! GJ
{insert witty signature here},
teck.lika.hore
|
| #43 Napoleic[70290] |
| van2d34.dial.uniserve.ca |
OMFG that was the funniest thing ever! I was so lol the whole time. Simply amazing! Pure Genius!
Cookie recipe, SCV/meds, newby slave! HAHAHAHA
In all honesty this is a must read. Hey one of you raters
give it a 9 or 10! Everyone who ever played on bnet should read this masterwork!
Best humour br ever!
I never realised before how much you rule Scarab. GW. |
| #44 5[th] Fire[70294] |
| pc20-36.enitel.no |
Who do you think you are? This is so damn typical... You guys act like you are sooooooo damn good. "We make our own channel!!! There we can tell eachother how good we are!!!!! I know!!!! We flame everyone that play hunters!!!! (Way to go by the way, stop playing hunters and play all games on temple:D)" I will look you up and own you mr. And when I do so, you will prolly call me a hacker too right? I don't play bgh, the map piss me off bigtime, but I dont see the point in flaming ppl that play it. Bgh allways call for one type of game, gets hella boring after awhile. But here is the sad truth; playing the Lost Temple all the time is basicly the same thing. I have read quite a few good and entertaining breports here, but this wasnt one of them.
Sad part is all the wannabies that think you are god now:( This reports doesnt deserve to be rated. I have read Drefsab bgh-strat of the week, I enjoyed those. He is amusing without being gay like you. I honestly cant believe that someone will go through all this work to come up with this crap.
-Cheers |
| #45 5[th] Fire[70296] |
| pc20-36.enitel.no |
Who do you think you are? This is so damn typical... You guys act like you are sooooooo damn good. "We make our own channel!!! There we can tell eachother how good we are!!!!! I know!!!! We flame everyone that play hunters!!!! (Way to go by the way, stop playing hunters and play all games on temple:D)" I will look you up and own you mr. And when I do so, you will prolly call me a hacker too right? I don't play bgh, the map piss me off bigtime, but I dont see the point in flaming ppl that play it. Bgh allways call for one type of game, gets hella boring after awhile. But here is the sad truth; playing the Lost Temple all the time is basicly the same thing. I have read quite a few good and entertaining breports here, but this wasnt one of them.
Sad part is all the wannabies that think you are god now:( This reports doesnt deserve to be rated. I have read Drefsab bgh-strat of the week, I enjoyed those. He is amusing without being gay like you. I honestly cant believe that someone will go through all this work to come up with this crap.
-Cheers |
| #46 Scarab[70297] |
| ACA4C8E8.ipt.aol.com |
| gw having the longest comment fire, im glad you care enough to type all that, except maybe wang.. |
| #47 Teppic[70299] |
| p40-max43.syd.ihug.com.au |
OMG
that was the funniest BR i have seen yet :)
hehe
stupid hackers |
| #48 SCV~007[70304] |
| kk97-253.kalmar.se |
Haha scarab I felt sorry for the guy when you asked for the recepie, lol!
I read this at a school comp so I got some really crappy pics but I guess they look good on a computer made after 1969..
|
| #49 Extra-Medium[70308] |
| 142.176.132.2 |
| That was the funniest report i've ever read... ever! |
| #50 [bad]derek[70310] |
| host.chicago.avenew.com |
| LOL |
| #51 Snork~Dimmy[70312] |
| 61.12.118.122 |
O M F G
pure, unadulterated OWNAGE
that was some good shit man, keept it up, u had me on the floor with the hacker guy |
| #52 -citizenkane-[70313] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
5th fire, ur the only one that has ur opinion.
Could you be *gasp* WRONG?
You have a good point about that temple thing tho, but I avoid temple anyway! =P |
| #53 Infest501[70315] |
| spider-wc082.proxy.aol.com |
THIS REPORT RULED!
-Infest |
| #54 AngryKlingon[70316] |
| 216.229.199.5 |
| LMAO. Great report, Scarab. I can't believe that newbie was your bitch. |
| #55 DrAwesome[70318] |
| 208.6.90.2 |
| Scarab all your reports are like this... why are you always so pissed off by everything? You don't need to cuss every other word to write a good BR. Funny though. Way to get him to admit to hacking =P and to punish him. |
| #56 Satanic_Toaster[70320] |
| modemcable170.57-201-24.hull.mc.videotron.ca |
yay...
my school gateway don't allow me to see lick wich contains the word "game" (as in all the pics)
i'll watch it home |
| #57 Templar569[70321] |
| 168.168.234.44 |
| This was pretty funny. I can't believe how gullible that second kid was. I liked the medic/SCV thing. We did that once in an FFA, it was an all drones/probes/scvs war. Kinda fun, in a silly, pointless way. :) |
| #58 +AnathemA+[70327] |
| cc102i04.inre.asu.edu |
| i need a shirt with that black man on it |
| #59 [70329] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
| kane take your own advice and accept that you're a stupid fucking moron |
#60  [70331] |
| a11d197.neo.rr.com |
Ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha
ahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
chocolate chip cookies > you! |
#61  [70337] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Kane,
Opinions are not normally wrong. He may disagree with you and others on how funny the report is, but that doesn't necessarily make him wrong.
Dref |
| #62 Weeet[70349] |
| 128.148.60.239 |
That cookie thing has been done before and reported...think it was ChanManX. I saw him ask the same thing to someone on his site. Forgot the URL now, but he talks a lot of shit. However, it's still funny the 2nd time. The cyber part was ROTFL-funny...
|
| #63 Pifall[70358] |
| 195.58.117.238 |
lol!!!
but watch out for [5th]Fire Scarab (and all other)...he OWNS! |
| #64 +AnathemA+[70362] |
| ip83.phoenix11.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| did anyone notice he's from [5th]? this clanned died twice, two years ago. |
| #65 +AnathemA+[70363] |
| ip83.phoenix11.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| "clanned?" i have no idea where that came from. |
| #66 [70393] |
| as530088.infocom.com |
okay finally read it... twas funny.
8
Dref |
| #67 willwinforfood[70396] |
| ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net |
| rotflamo. i sorta felt bad for the guy though, and um fire, you say that like all of nh does that shit. i for one sit there and wish the people in the channel couldnt own me. =] |
| #68 -citiezenkane-[70397] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
If opinions can never be wrong, then my opinion that opinions can be wrong is wrong, and therefore the phrase "opinions can never be wrong" leads to a paradox.
So opinions can be wrong. Take me seriously here.
I wish Bob would take me seriously too, but I can't make him. I think that Bob is not a badass and that the emperor really has no clothes here, but that opinion may be wrong. He did some bad-ass stuff *in the past* and I wish that he'd resume his acting like the badass he claims to be instead of constantly flaming me with liberal use of the word "fucking"
Of course, Bob will flame me for posting this, he flames me for everything. Bah humbug to you! |
| #69 Eradicate~Me[70403] |
| spider-wi081.proxy.aol.com |
| bos is prolly the most hated rater |
| #70 AkumaSpawn[70415] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
| Dammit, I jizzed the montior when the muta and the ovie were toying around with that glaive wurm. How am I supposed to read this thing when you get me all hard with this kind of report? |
| #71 Napoleic[70416] |
| van1d28.dial.uniserve.ca |
Hmm, Im sorry to hear you say all that Kane. I personally
don't think this report really degraded the newbies he played
with fairly, after all they ended up winning. On the other
hand Scarab made this hacker look like a total jackass.
Hackers get no sympathy from me whatsoever so I really don't
have any empathy for the jackass. GJ Scarab.
Im sorry you misinterpreted the purpose of this report and
couldn't see the humour Fire. But I do respect your skills :) |
| #72 Scarab[70417] |
| ACAB3D77.ipt.aol.com |
notes:
fire you retarded hypocrit. you basically said flaming ppl that play BGH is wrong, but you like drefs reports about flaming ppl that play bgh. And anyways, if you had read the god damn report, i only flamed him cause he hacked, and I dont think anyone can blame me for it.
I don't know shit about ChanmanX, he probly did the cookie thing, cause he does shit like that, but i honestly dont know.
and for everyone (kane) who is wishing bob would take them seriously... good luck cause its not gona happen. I duno who said it, but "blah blah everyone of you online are a bunch of 1s and 0s to me" like, its the internet. Do you really think that these ppl say, do, or think anything about you when they're away from their computer? no.
also im fat and have cool pictures of black people.
|
| #73 [70423] |
| as530088.infocom.com |
Kane,
hrrrm... I said "normally" wrong. In other words, most of the time. Let me clarify. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and the majority is not always right. Since whether a person likes this report or not is subjective than his opinion is not necessarily wrong even though the majority may think so.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #74 -citizenkane-[70447] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| Grrr. Well, dref, you are just a bunch of ones and zeros to me! =P |
| #75 Not.2.good[70470] |
| 63-204-130-146.ebmud.com |
| I've played 5th fire before.. he's decent. I liked the report, thought it was funny. I play about 90% of my games on hunters/bgh/temple because I don't like to wait months for a game to fill. I've hung in NH channel before... the few games i got out of it's denizens were good ones, but it seems almost like a clan... hard to get a game if you're not a regular. Anyway, just wanted to add a comment. |
| #76 Kaz[70620] |
| HSE-London-ppp196826.sympatico.ca |
Heh, it's hard to get even if you are a regular :(
BTW, there is only 1 way to describe this. 10 |
| #77 {~Ascension~}[70657] |
| 55.rochelle-park-03-04rs16rt.nj.dial-access.att.net |
| Hah. Funny as Hell. |
| #78 Phobos_ColZ[70659] |
| spider-wo011.proxy.aol.com |
That was really funny. Fire, surely you of all people can unserstand why making fun of hackers is ok. I know you got pretty fuckin high on the ladder but now hackers can make all of that useless. So making fun of em isn't going to offend any non-cheaters feelings I think.
As ever,
Phobos_ColZ |
| #79 ZergPlague[70782] |
| spider-mtc-td043.proxy.aol.com |
| taht was funnier than someone getting penised |
| #80 Not.2.good[70798] |
| 63-204-130-146.ebmud.com |
| Hehe, I'm decent.. depends on the day mostly, I assume that's the same with most players. Normally I can give a "good game" to people who consider themselves awesome, but sometimes I suck really badly. I thought The~Insane~Frog was "decent" also.. though he's Grrr.... and he's won about everything SC under the sun. I didn't know 5th fire had been in tourneys though, congrats to him. |
| #81 Heartcutter[70840] |
| activer-2.ussntc.savvis.net |
ROFLAMO! Great report. Absolutely fantastic. Man, that hacker was pure ass, wasn't he?
-HC |
| #82 L2S[70854] |
| dial-89.keokuk.mwci.net |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS DAMN HILARIOUS
SCVS OWN ALL!!! SCV>MUTAS ALL THE WAY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p.s. Infest501 is a fag and a half
SCARAB OWNS |
| #83 http://www.battlereports.com/images2/n_snowsquall.gif[70882] |
| goconmel393.goconnect.net |
| Its true, I give bob and all other br's 10's and everyone does the same! MUHAHAHA ^^ |
| #84 [70883] |
| goconmel393.goconnect.net |
| Aint I smart?! =( |
| #85 TerranTurtle[70886] |
| 207.198.174.15 |
| LOLOLOL hahahaahaaaa urine down the leg!! |
| #86 http://www.battlereports.com/images2/n_snowsquall.gif[71091] |
| pc52dn03.fcc.net |
| |
| #87 Faqer[71092] |
| proxy3-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
| sweet lovin' |
| #88 Scarab[71558] |
| AC8B3FE7.ipt.aol.com |
| stfu caith, go play everquest u jackass, why the hell are u still alive anyway |
| #89 Caith[71579] |
| spider-wi052.proxy.aol.com |
| I can't play everquest, they banned me : |
| #90 Scarab[71625] |
| AC920FE7.ipt.aol.com |
| dosent suprise me one bit |
| #91 someone[71628] |
| cr603917-a.ym1.on.wave.home.com |
agree with caith, anyone who thinked that was funny needs to go back to the mental institute
|
| #92 Scarab[71630] |
| AC920FE7.ipt.aol.com |
<i>anyone who thinked that was funny ..</i>
nuff said retard |
| #93 Caith[71675] |
| spider-tm053.proxy.aol.com |
Scarab, that post made no sense, whatsoever. Im sorry.
thanks,
caith
:O |
| #94 Caith[71682] |
| spider-tj013.proxy.aol.com |
Oh wait, now i get it. lol.
|
| #95 Scarab[71703] |
| AC8B4E26.ipt.aol.com |
| god, you are a giant fucking moron |
| #96 Caith[71840] |
| spider-wj013.proxy.aol.com |
Scarab, you shouldnt talk to god like that. You fucking jesus-hugging bastard!
SCARAB IS A CHURCHIE MOTHER FUCKER |
| #97 Scarab[71877] |
| ACAB38D3.ipt.aol.com |
if only your hollow mind knew how aethiest i am...
100 btw |
| #98 AndrewTheKorean(BobaFett~[PD])[77001] |
| s2p1-1.world-net.net |
| OMG caith wtf are u doing here u annoying little bitch be gone. |
| #99 AndrewTheKorean[77002] |
| s2p1-1.world-net.net |
| ROTFLMAO Scarab excellent report |
| #100 [79957] |
| AC8D8314.ipt.aol.com |
| . |
#101  [79958] |
| AC8D8314.ipt.aol.com |
eeeeeeee
|
| #102 Cearas[83955] |
| cache02-e3c.syd.optusnet.com.au |
| yo |
| #103 Wisest~Yoda[83999] |
| pm3-1-11.boscobel.mwt.net |
| haha wtf howd i miss this |
| #104 YUP[114139] |
| node177dd.a2000.nl |
Well GJ br about killing real newblets....
waste of time reading....sorry |
| #105 -=Dark)^(olf=-[115579] |
| wv-bkly-ubr-b-024-196-177-057.charterwv.net |
| get a since of humor, YUP... it's for HUMOR, you know... that thing that makes people laugh |
| #106 PooHandler[116061] |
| adsl-34-210-185.bct.bellsouth.net |
| This has to be the best battle report ever. SCV mass w/ medics? LMAO. Stupid ass newbie hacker shit. LOL Great shit. I'll be looking for posts from Scarab again. |
| #107 NotJim[138558] |
| cvpp-p-144-138-156-109.prem.tmns.net.au |
| Strong Humour. Last. |
| #108 battle.boy (sc name)[151045] |
| CPE004005522ba3-CM400035722181.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
i fucking had nigers and noobs i hope all noobs die chocking on a niggers cock.
(hey mr.pres what do you say when are we whites going to have are day the niggers had theres for sucha long long time i am white and its time that i have mine) - david allen coe
your site is fucking jokes good job on owning those hacking noobs |
| #109 battle.boy (bw name)[151046] |
| CPE004005522ba3-CM400035722181.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
message me back i have such noob rapeing replays i wanna add to the site
these replays are pure noob (toss the salad rape)
|
| #110 dodopout[157371] |
| d199-126-42-193.abhsia.telus.net |
| roflmao....funniest thing ever...and disregard the fact that i am making this comment 4 and a half years after this br was first posted....>.< |
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