| #1 Monty Pylon[72784] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
| This happened last night at about 3 in the morning. If you read this and you know who you are I cordually invite you to go fuck yourself. TJ also had a few of the _==+ things infront of his name but I don't remeber what they were. Why? Because I want to forget shit eating assholes like him. |
| #2 teck.lika.hore[72786] |
| JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU |
Great work, the br flowed well even without pictures, and the writing was also great. Descriptions were nice also, but i LOVE "Rock beats scissors but cruiser beats zergling"... hysterical... Good work on this and beating two retards who think backstabbing random people is a fun way to enjoy a game. Geez, you don't backstab random people... you backstab your FRIENDS! Damn people never learn. good work on this... 7-8
teck |
| #3 Eradicate~Me[72787] |
| spider-wd042.proxy.aol.com |
| plz stop spamming text only gay reports k? |
#4  [72790] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
hehe
quite nicely done. |
| #5 [72791] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| I could feel the agression there already! |
| #6 Coolguy[72796] |
| dialup-63.208.89.211.Miami1.Level3.net |
| Eradicate is dumb... |
| #7 Mithrandir[72797] |
| squid1.zeelandnet.nl |
| ownage |
| #8 Monty pylon[72798] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
| Right on cool guy. Its a shame that only certain people can read indepth and others just like the "pretty colors" |
| #9 Sid6.9[72805] |
| 1Cust240.tnt1.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
Excellent job Monty. I really loved the way you told the battle when both the players attacked you. It really got me into the BR even more, almost made me feel I was there with ya, heh heh. You defenintly have a great knack at Battle Reporting, keep it up! :)
Oh, BTW, I don't ever have problems with text only reports, if the author can convey the action properly, like you did in this one, then pictures are only window dressings. |
| #10 @K-47[72808] |
| cache1.kolumbus.net |
| Man, whatta terran ownage. Great victory |
| #11 =|KS|=SplaSh[72810] |
| spider-wb073.proxy.aol.com |
| hahaha what newbies mass archons haha what a dumass =[ terran block ramp > archons =[ |
| #12 AkumaSpawn[72814] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
*orgasms over the BR*
I do a lot of stabbing, but it's mostly legit- 7v1 comp games, Protect GOKU!!!! and the like. Terran defense rules j00.
|
| #13 Phoenix-S-[72815] |
| ppp37.syclone.net |
OMG I wish you had captured enough screens to make an animated gif of the big battle, I'd love to see that. Screens would've been nice, but this was good as hell without them.
8 |
| #14 (DL)Spam[72818] |
| hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu |
| Eradicate's just upset that this report tripled the score of any of his reports, and it didnt even need flash or pictures to do so. |
| #15 Napoleic[72824] |
| 64.20.55.242 |
hahaha ownage... being backstabbed is pretty gay, but when you win it's worth it :)
Just one question: Why no svs? Not that you needed them, but SVs do tend to own a lot of things a lot of the time. Specially archons (lol archons hahaha) |
| #16 Spuzz[72837] |
| jfsn-02-112.dialup.netins.net |
Ahahahaha, great work. I enjoyed this immensly :D
Spuzz |
| #17 GoaTZiLLa![72840] |
| adsl-dynamic7-18.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net |
| this was a great BR, screw the backstabber and eradicare~me |
| #18 Noodle![72842] |
| c-b86e.02-15-6b73641.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
This was one of the best reports I have ever read. The fact that you without pictures (that most ppl use badly imho) beautifuly described the battle is great. I even think this is better than ones WITH images.
You have a good talent for "story telling" (in lack of better words).
ps. I can't find nohunters. ^^;; |
| #19 MD~Geist[72843] |
| dialup-209.244.135.225.Providence1.Level3.net |
| I thought the writing was fine, but u nor your partner never attacked the protoss kid for 40 min? nice to kill backstabbers though, be aggressive grasshoppa |
| #20 Snork~Dimmy[72845] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
"GAME OVER ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH"
ROfLMAO, ahahahaha funny funny funny, heh, hmmm i am very very strange, GJ |
| #21 [bad]derek[72848] |
| spider-mtc-tc022.proxy.aol.com |
| nice writing |
| #22 Nyoken[72870] |
| spider-we063.proxy.aol.com |
| i thought this was a family site =[ j/k |
| #23 O-}-{[72954] |
| spider-tk032.proxy.aol.com |
SWEET REPORT MAN, I LOVE THE GOOD RIPPIN APART THE EVIL!! AWSOME GAME WISH I HAD GAMES LIKE THAT. GREAT BR 9-10, PICS ARE ALWAYS GOOD BUT RARELY AS GOOD AS TEXT. ei A GOOD BOOK. KEEP IT UP DUDE AND WHATS THE NEW CHANNLE YOU ALL GO TO? ITS NOT NOHUNTERS ANYMORE, HAVENT BEEN ON IN A WHILE AND MUST HAVE MISSED THE CHANGE.
THANKS |
| #24 Shifty_the_arab[72959] |
| student-1.networking.otago.ac.nz |
Nice work Monty. Class all the way. using their numbers against them with the nuke was class.
Keep fucking over those treacherous bastards. |
| #25 willwinforfood[72965] |
| ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net |
| i wasnt sure if i wanted to read a text only since i "just like the "pretty colors"". after reading it i must say, very nicely done and i could get a picture of the battle even without screen shots with 329 filters used on them. thanks for the good read! |
| #26 Eradicate~Me[72986] |
| spider-tj044.proxy.aol.com |
tripled my reports?
a 7 rating doesnt "triple" a 5.5.
your math grade must be a bomb spam.
and as for that newbie asshole that said "eradicare~me" learn to spell a players name that would beat the shit out of u.
and coolguy, well your name speaks for itself as being gay
as for the report i never really got a chance to read it until now, it was nice writing but did u swear enough?
-Erad |
| #27 Monty Pylon[72992] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
| First of all Eradicate~Me...when i wrote this I was very very very f*!#ing Pissed off. I wrote it out of anger and I defend every single obsenity that is in it. I also feel that comments like yours are bore from ignorance and ego. You flame me for a report you didn't read and then claim you can beat the shit out of a person who you have never played.I saw some of your reports and for all your pictures your report was called a disgrace to starcraft pisture reports or something along those lines. To see this masterpiece just go to the search engine. Next time read before you flame. Oh yeah that strange feeling in your mouth...that would be your foot. |
| #28 !SphincteR![72999] |
| sktnsk01d050401188.sk.sympatico.ca |
wooooahhhhhh
you go girl friend.....you own
=] |
| #29 SqueakyMonkey[73003] |
| osh1-66d.twcny.rr.com |
| Excellent. The writing was great (grammer could use a little work, but not much), the game was awesome, and you didn't even need pictures to convey the grand scale of that battle. I'd give it an 8, but if you had pictures, an easy 9. |
| #30 :+:BGH:+:[73015] |
| nas1-206-107-27-213.dlv.ala.net |
Good report, I have a long standing belief that pictures do not equal a good report. My only negative comment would be with regards to the language. I understand the emotion of the moment but overall I feel it distracts a tad from the report.
As for Eradicate~me, I just played a game with him tonight. He was just as rude and abusive in the game (a 6 person or so ffa with a bunch from clan firebat) as his comments have been here. I personally grew up playing manners starcraft. Sad that such a immature person chooses to associate with BR.com and nohunters. People like him drag down the whole community. |
| #31 Rim[73070] |
| 160.fort-worth-08-09rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
| Man, nice. I like the pretty pics also and almost didn't read it. (makes menatl note: Don't fuck with Monty) Now I'm glad I did. Nice job. |
| #32 CraX[73071] |
| dialups-695.palmer.mtaonline.net |
kick ass man! i love it, espicaly the part with the bunker in the dudes base... that was awsome..
CraX |
| #33 Eradicate~Me[73094] |
| spider-mtc-tf071.proxy.aol.com |
| rofl 1v1 me monty u little shitstain |
| #34 Eradicate~Me[73095] |
| spider-mtc-tf071.proxy.aol.com |
CoolGuy and :+:BGH:+: did you two think of a name together?
Because names like those show the true stupidity of ones creativity, not to mention the arrogant things you two say. |
| #35 Monty Pylon[73106] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
Are you still on the name thing? You need to come up with better insults. And as for you calling me a shitstain...A wise man once said this.
"If you have nothing nice to say about someone then shut the fuck up!"
-Monty Pylon |
| #36 RaptorK[73107] |
| 146.115.83.203 |
Thats a wicked funny battle report.
Including the insults... |
| #37 Rabid_Raccoon[73179] |
| A010-0142.BTVL.splitrock.net |
| /me bows before the almighty br and BW master |
| #38 Arnold[73237] |
| hmbg-3e351149.pool.mediaWays.net |
Great work man !!
Keep on kicking asses of those treacherous Bastards!! |
| #39 ComradeChris[73309] |
| spider-wk082.proxy.aol.com |
| An excellent report! Good writing, especially since it was on one of the best things I can think of. Backstabbing happens way too much, and it's nice to see someone teaching the freaks a lesson. Your writing is clear to the point that pictures aren't really necesary, a very rare thing, but I still wanted to see their army nuked :) All in all, a brilliant report. |
| #40 yo[73443] |
| h144-210.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp |
| :+:BGH:+: ... you grew up playing manners starcraft? |
| #41 Evilbob[73448] |
| netcache3.is.co.za |
| Eradicate~Me, happy 11th birthday |
| #42 TDM[73464] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Nice report. I like it. Oh, and erad, names like CoolGuy and BGH arn't as cool as ours e'h? E'h? Yup, our names rock. Oh, and evilbob, I'd like to see you beat "11 year old" Eradicate. I have known him for a long time, he is GOSU PLAYER KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE?! ok? Got it? No. I see not. Here are clearer words: ERADICATE WILL BEAT YOU BAD OK?! Thanks. Bye.
-The Drone Miester |
| #43 Eradicate~Me[73474] |
| spider-mtc-tf051.proxy.aol.com |
gw tdm, evilbob is just another br.com-er trying to fit in by insulting someone. *NOTE* A newbie insulting me will entitle them to have their eyes ripped out and shoved up their ass, then will get a birds eye view of my foot penetrating their rectal cavity. Got it? Good, now go look in the thesaurus for a better word than "Evil". Because it looks to be that you, EvilBob, are in fact part of the trio of CoolGuy,:+:BGH:+:, and of course, you. Thanks, you just got owned by me. GW!
<i>Erad</i> |
| #44 TDM[73489] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
You tell e'm Erad :)
-TheDroneMiester |
| #45 poipoipoi[73506] |
| a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| tdm is eradicate's little sidekick, cute |
| #46 Eradicate~Me[73522] |
| spider-th024.proxy.aol.com |
| how much more ownage do i have to spell out poi? |
| #47 Khas'andro[73528] |
| ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net |
| Try spelling out "Eradicate~Me is gay!" That should take you a few days. Leave the freaking br alone, it rocked. |
| #48 Khas'andro[73529] |
| ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net |
| And don't try telling me that MY name isn't creative |
| #49 Sexy^Orangutang[73537] |
| spider-tp054.proxy.aol.com |
| You know what? Someone shud take two fish hooks and shove one in each of Eradicate~me's lungs and hang him like that. Go fuck yourself and come back when you hit puberty. |
| #50 Khas'andro[73540] |
| ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net |
| Ow....those fish hooks would have to go deep. And besides, what's the point of fucking yourself if you haven't hit puberty yet? ;) |
| #51 poipoipoi[73553] |
| a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| hahahaha he asks how much more ownage he has to spell out, then takes a few days to do it |
| #52 Eradicate~Me[73594] |
| spider-tm022.proxy.aol.com |
| Being the center of newbie attention owns. |
| #53 poiipopo[73614] |
| a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| haha, yes it must, grow a dick |
| #54 Eradicate~Me[73637] |
| spider-tj033.proxy.aol.com |
I wouldn't be alive without a dick. How would I piss you dumbass? Are you that dense? "Grow a dick" HAHAHA HOW OLD
My god I'm sorry, but that wasn't anywhere near an insult. That was pathetic just as much as you are. Now that was an insult, and don't say it wasn't becuase you aren't allowd to trash talk you fucking newbie. Although until I actually "See" you in NoHunters, I will address you like this, which is insults galore. So focusing back onto the "11 year old" and "Grow a dick" shit, I think it's just sad that those are the only remarks you can cough up. Sad. Just sad.
<i>Erad</i> |
| #55 poipoipoi[73645] |
| a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| although pathetic, my insult made sense, your gibberish really means nothing. because good lord, i'd hate it if you couldnt piss me. and "that wasnt an insult, that was pathetic, just as much as you are. now that was an insult" made little to no sense as well. maybe if you DID have a dick, you wouldnt get so confused when i tell you to get one, and could actually write comments that make sense. instead of mindless gibberish |
| #56 poipoipoi[73699] |
| a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| AND YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT WASNT EVEN ME WHO SAID YOU WERE 11, good memory, fucking moron HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA |
| #57 Khas'andro[73715] |
| ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net |
| And you don't need a dick to piss....ask any girl you see if THEY need a dick to piss...well, almost any girl ;) |
| #58 Heero_Yamato[73795] |
| hil-qbu-ptt-vty6.as.wcom.net |
| that description about you killing the swarm was just total kickass! Guess you showed them ( damn straight, you burned them like a worm getting sucked into a incinerator at the "high" setting). Keep up the great work Monty Pylon! ( nice insults too, might I add) |
| #59 Eradicate~Me[73798] |
| spider-wd073.proxy.aol.com |
"If you HAD a dick"
-PoiPoi whatever that is/means
There's some kind of word for how stupid that was..
Until I find out, your still a little newbie dishing out checks your reputation can't cash
|
| #60 poipoipoi[73819] |
| a24b31n66client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| ....how stupid that was in that it made total sense? "your still a little newbie dishing out checks your reputation can't cash" hey i have an idea, say things that dont make you sound like a fucking idiot |
| #61 Eradicate~Me[73849] |
| spider-th013.proxy.aol.com |
| I'm not even going to bother with a piece of shit like you anymore. Go ahead and comment about this, it won't get read by me. |
| #62 AdmiralPlinko[73978] |
| tmp1-71de.rochester.rr.com |
| A very good br of a great game. The spelling could use a little work, and I didn't appreciate the obscenities, but your description of the battle was very engaging. Perhaps the Judas or "cruisers beat zerglings" lines could be quoted someday. |
| #63 DaMan[76255] |
| h24-71-193-5.cg.shawcable.net |
| Nice work on this, text only but it's still an "epic" tale. I can relate to this feeling. |
| #64 Attention****[132205] |
| 24.222.30.9 |
| Anyone out there from Halifax N.S.??? Well, just incase anyone needs a good fuck, just call 4311522 (ask 4 melissa macdonald) she'll be glad to here from you! SHe's a horney slut!! |
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