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#1 [ScV][75301]
p459-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
First factor.

A woohoo.

#2 Incandesance[75302]
1Cust120.tnt3.calgary.ab.da.uu.net
Second and first ever comment on a br not abt me ^^ Havent read it yet just saw only one comment and thought fook im posting quick
#3 [ScV][75303]
p459-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
ROFL
#4 FuRyEDge[75305]
cx665824-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
That's a pretty nice background!
#5 Carni-Swarm aka 7th-Carni[75306]
cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz
Nice report SCV. GW. Crazy~Dave played better than I expected him too. Crap187 is bad manner.
#6 FuRyEDge[75309]
p459-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
All I can say about that backgorun is that I will Never Ever use stripes again...
#7 [ScV][75310]
cache6.ihug.com.au
All I can say about that backgorun is that I will Never Ever use stripes again...
#8 [ScV][75311]
cache4.ihug.com.au
All I can say about that background is that I will Never Ever use stripes again...
#9 [ScV][75312]
p459-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
oops sorry that was my fault... I meant for it to be FOR FuRy, not by him. soz
#10 Digityl[75314]
138.86.151.7
whoaaa scv simmer down b4 u blow ur load :D good report, nice pics. id say at least a 7, maybe 8 if ppl can ignore the one sidedness

~Digi

#11 [ScV][75316]
p459-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
My inability to use a computer scares me sometimes...
#12 FuRyEDge[75318]
cx665824-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
LoL no big deal. Keep cranking out those reports, though!
#13 Cearas[75324]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
LT can suck my balls, I refuse to read anything with LT as the map. DIE LT DIE DIE DIE DIE
#14 [ScV][75325]
CPE-61-9-192-141.nsw.bigpond.net.au
that's not a very friendly attitude to have. =[
#15 {ahc}overmind[75328]
user-2ive7s3.dialup.mindspring.com
great br, but the players weren't all that good. Somewhere between a 6-9, I'd give a 8
#16 Cearas[75329]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
yes it isn't. Lets all have some tea and crumpets then shall we...no I don't fucking think so.
I hate The 'Lost' Temple, it's over-rated and overplayed!
#17 WarGod[75331]
cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com
it sad..., i was rooting for blue

-War


-rating-8




#18 TheDarkOne[75332]
proxy.ocps.k12.fl.us
awesome graphics and backround
considering the players involved and their lack of skill (wraths?? wtf was he thinking!?!?) i give it a 9 =) if they players had been better it obviously would have been more interesting but ya know =P
#19 [ScV][75333]
cache3.ihug.com.au
I'm assuming that Cearas didn't read the intro and the little dry humour about temple being overplayed then??

TheDarkOne, crap187 is actually a very good player, it just doesn't show through. =)

#20 OuTSiDeR[75334]
spider-ta053.proxy.aol.com
Heh..ouch for the Terrans..Good graphics..Good writing..decent game. 7-8

-Outsider

#21 Iwantyourwallet[75336]
150.pool2.cvx003.syd.iprimus.net.au
Telling us that it is a one sided match , and giving us the pointer as to who will eventually win takes the fun out of reading the br..
may i suggest in future u leave the punchline to last..
where its supposed to be..
other than that.. nice gfx.. im jealous


#22 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[75337]
gateway.ncdsb.com
If blue had won, this woulda gotten a 9. As it stands, I'd give it a 7.5.

Kill blue for not winning. He could have you know.

I mean, why not expand to islands?





#23 Cearas[75340]
per-pr1.tpgi.com.au
now see, if this had have been twilight temple or something I would have read it, and no I didn't read any further once I read "temple" and saw the first collage
#24 [ScV][75343]
p459-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
I was thinking much the same thing |]agomar. But as Crazy~Dave told me after the game, he spent most of his time running on empty, no dinero. Hence, no upgrades, and no OL carrying capacity.

Cearas, if thats the case, then so be it. Its your choice.

#25 [75374]
as530051.infocom.com
Nice report. I liked the layout. Decent game too. Lots of dead terran marines = lots of sad terran mommies.... :(

8

Cheers,
Dref



#26 Sp|nE[75376]
dialup0402-pri.dialup4.voicenet.com
not enough lesbians

1
#27 bhelliom[75380]
proxy2-external.rdc1.on.home.com
i am with spine. some lezbo woulda brought it up to ohh id say a 69 at least. I play on aus-1 sometimes cause my friend is aussi. ( i own him) but we dont need to bring that up. :o)) Crap is gosu cause he no expo? ^^;; sounds good yes yes. And crazy dave coulda won!!! that whore!!!! hehe
gj i like ur style.
BHeLL
#28 [75382]
168.91.128.179
Yes, I would have given this a 9 if it had some lesbian action in it.

Dref
#29 Pvt`spark's`SA[75384]
hybrid-024-221-136-208.az.sprintbbd.net
Great game, great report, what more do I need to say.

Pvt`spark's`SA
#30 Templar569[75385]
168.168.234.198
Spine, are there *ever* enough lesbians in BRs except for Drefsab's stories. I think not!!
#31 iscrewsqeaktoys[75387]
207-172-131-53.s53.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
LOL! dref=

The lost temple isnt so "lost" anymore, it's actually a "not-so lost temple" but hey.. 99% of the people play on it so who gives a shit= I just play for fun...

Maps make no diffrence to me:P
#32 'Bengalaas'[75389]
1Cust111.tnt1.reno.nv.da.uu.net
isnt Big Gay Hunters the most played map?
#33 Napoleic[75397]
van3d7.dial.uniserve.ca
Personally I like brs on Lost Temple as opposed to map I've never heard of. When I read Sid's report I didn't know wtf was going on most of the time. Lost Temple has a loving sort of familiarity to it. You may call it boredom, I call it security.
#34 ()Planeswalker()[75405]
bgm-24-95-144-133.stny.rr.com
The report was even worse than crap187's name. GRAPHICS WERE SWEET!!!!!!!!!
#35 CynicalMagician[75434]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I liked it. This also made me laugh hysterically for some reason:

<i>Crazy~Dave sent off his initial Zerglings on a scouting mission to recon the Terran Base. They died.</i>

Short and to the point. Yay.
-CM
#36 [ScV][75441]
p25-tnt1.syd.ihug.com.au
CynicalMagician, that was the point. I'm glad some one got it =)
#37 [ScV][75442]
cache5.ihug.com.au
and just so I have all bases covered my next report will have Lesbians, Malt Liquor and some gay disconnects
#38 Falcon[75456]
px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
Its a new GRB!! only its a Space Construction Vehicle!!!
Nice report SCV
#39 ..:DEATHLORD:..[75457]
64.218.202.50
Great Report!! that was the funniest one i have read in a long time. keep up the good work!

~Rating~ 10 baby!!
#40 sofa_king_high[75463]
LakeMillsSD-178.nat.wiscnet.net
definatley worth a 10. But why didn't the zerg upgrade? That's the only way to beat a terran. Mhhhh, stil a good fight.
#41 pepe42[79884]
spider-tq024.proxy.aol.com
Great great BR. But I think when you show the build orders for the early part of the game, you also should show on what worker(s) they build the buildings and what they produse right away. One more thing, when you show the final scores of the game, can you also show the time length of the game? Well, THX for listening to my ideas, great BR.



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